It's time for the second Multiversal Wrestling Association Friday Night BreakDown show, this time being held in the city of Mos Espa on the planet Tatooine. The crowd of Hutts, Tusken Raiders, Jawas, and even some humans is going wild! Although it's on Tatooine, the arena has been decked out with everything to make it look just like a stadium on Earth, the MWA's home planet. The MWA logo is emblazoned on the entrance ramp, which is accompanied by a 50-foot titantron.
"Ladies and gentlemen, BreakDown is now live on television!" shouts the ring announcer, standing in the center of the ring. Fireworks erupt like a volcano in front of the titantron, further exciting the Tatooine crowd!
Sitting at the announce table is none other than Micheal Cole, plus the CEO of MWA himself, Hank Force.
"Welcome back to Friday Night BreakDown! We've got quite a show in store tonight!" says Cole. "The MWA has travelled all the way to Tatooine, and starting off the show, Greg and Rodrick Heffley will be defending their new Multiversal Tag Team Titles for the first time against the team of Barrack Obama and Joe Biden!"
"And let's not forget," the legendary Hank Force begins. "Tonight is Luke Skywalker's homecoming! He's returning to his home planet of Tatooine, to take on the high-flying Spiderman. Will he be defeated, or will he conquer Spiderman in his homeland? Coming up tonight!"
"But we can't forget about the Main Event. Our MWA Champion Kim Jong Un will be defending his title against Steve. He won the most prestigious title from Peacemaker at Survivor Series, can he defend it once more?"
"Sorry, Cole, we can't talk much longer. We've got our tag team title match about to start."
"The following match is scheduled for one fall!" the ring announcer yells. "And it is a tag team match for the MWA Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, the champions, at a combined weight of 365 pounds, Greg and Rodrick, the Heffleys!"
Greg and Rodrick make their entrance out onto the stage. Around their waists are their title belts, which they won from Mario and Luigi on last week's BreakDown.
They climb into the ring and hold up their belts.
"And the challengers, at a combined weight of 371 pounds, representing the Democratic Party of the United States, the team of Barrack Obama and Joe Biden!"
Obama and Biden march toward the ring.
"I wouldn't imagine we'd see two former US presidents jump into the ring, but here we are," Hank Force comments.
"They may not seem all that intimidating, but Joe Biden's pretty athletic for an 82-year-old, and Barrack Obama probably has some muscle under that suit and tie."
The two presidents step into the ring, where the Heffleys are waiting. Greg and Rodrick hand their titles to the referee.
Rodrick and Obama get into position as the bell rings. The match is under way.
Rodrick throws a big kick to Obama, but Obama ducks under it and punches Rodrick in the face. He jumps off the second rope, down onto Rodrick. He picks up Rodrick and tries to take him over to the ropes, but Rodrick breaks out and slams him down onto the mat. As Obama tries to get up, Rodrick stomps him back down.
He goes for a powerbomb, but quickly, Obama charges him in the stomach, taking him down. Obama goes for the pin but Rodrick kicks out easily. Once Rodrick is back up, he clotheslines Obama. Barrack Obama is on the ground, giving him an opportunity to tag in Greg.
The first thing Greg Heffley does is climb to the top rope and jump down onto Obama. He tries to make the pin, but Obama kicks out at 2. So he gets Obama into the Walls of Jericho (Boston crab), but Obama squeezes out and tags in Joe Biden.
Biden clotheslines Greg and suplexes him. Greg gets back on his feet, and kicks Joe Biden in the face. He hits Biden with a DDT.
But just as Greg is climbing up to the second rope, Joe Biden starts to recover. Greg leaps off, but Biden grabs him out of mid-air and throws him to the middle of the ring. He curbstomps Greg before shoving him into the corner.
Then he starts hitting Greg with an array of punches. Luckily, Greg Heffley pushes him away and then superkicks him. Greg goes for the pin, but Biden kicks out easily.
Joe Biden is still on the ground, though, so Greg picks him up before hitting him with a piledriver. He then tags in Rodrick, who hits Joe Biden with a People's Elbow.
"It looks like the Heffleys are in control of this match."
"You said it, Force. Rodrick just hit Biden with an elbow drop, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnston-style."
Joe Biden gets up and grabs Rodrick around the waste, trying to suplex him. But then Rodrick reaches for the ropes and tags in Greg.
Greg hits Biden in the face, allowing Rodrick to grab him around the legs. The Heffleys team up to wipe out Joe Biden with a 3-D (Dudley Boyz finisher).
Biden is out for good! Rodrick goes for the pin, and the referee starts the count. "1… 2… 3!" The bell goes off.
"Here are your winners, and still the MWA Tag Team Champions, the Heffleys!" the ring announcer yells.
Greg and Rodrick hold up their title belts, as Biden and Obama step out of the ring.
"Well, there we go, folks. The Heffleys are still the tag team champs."
"Yeah! The presidents didn't stand a chance!"
Result: The Heffleys def. Joe Biden and Barrack Obama by pinfall to retain the MWA Tag Team Championships.
Backstage, Moe Syzlak is in the bathroom, washing his hands.
Suddenly, a massive, disgusting fart erupts from the bathroom stall behind him.
"That's disgusting! Can you cut it out back there!" Moe yells, in his usual annoyed voice, to whoever is in the stall.
Just as he goes back to washing his hands, however, another gross fart erupts. This time, it's louder, and smells even worse.
"Eww!" Moe complains, again. "I told you, cut it out!"
But the flatulence continues, even more disgusting than before.
"What the hell is that? A nuclear explosion?" Syzlak yells.
The toilet flushes. The stall door swings open, and out comes Wario.
"Jesus Christ, what the hell was that?" Moe asks Wario, who weighs 308 pounds and is known for his chronic flatulence.
"My pre-match ritual," Wario responds.
"Man, I feel sorry for your opponent," says Moe Syzlak. "Who've you got, anyway."
"Me?" says Wario. "Oh, tonight, I'm gonna be backing this ass up onto… you!"
Moe is speechless. The TV feed cuts back to Micheal Cole and Hank Force at the announce table.
"Quite a pre-match ritual Wario's got there!" Hank Force jokes."
"You're right," says Micheal Cole. "Coming up next, we've got Moe Syzlak vs. Wario. Stay tuned."
The commercial break begins. When it ends, Moe Syzlak is walking up the entrance ramp.
"Introducing first, Moe Syzlak!"
Just as Moe reaches the ring, Wario's music starts playing and he makes his entrance.
"And his opponent, weighing in at 308 pounds, Wario!"
"Uh oh, here comes Wario! Moe Syzlak's gonna be no match!"
"Wario weighs more than some of our tag teams combined!"
Wario steps right over the top rope, ready to fight. The bell goes off.
BAM! Right out the gate, Moe gets clotheslined so hard he almost flips over.
"Man, that's gotta hurt!"
Then Wario lifts Moe up above his head before throwing him several feet into the air. Moe tries to pick himself up on the ropes, allowing Wario to charge at Moe in an attempt to clothesline him out of the ring. But Moe Syzlak ducks, and Wario goes over the top instead. Moe slides out to the ringside area and throws a punch to Wario.
But Wario withstands it, so he grabs Moe Syzlak's head and launches him back into the ring. He climbs in himself to hit Moe with a stomp to the head.
"Man, Moe is not doing too well."
"This is turning out to be quite a squash match."
Wario keeps tossing Moe Syzlak around, powerbombing and suplexing him. But eventually, Moe is able to counter and clothesline Wario to the ground.
As soon as Wario gets up, Moe flings him off the ropes and catches him for an RKO. The ring shakes when Wario smashes into the ground.
Syzlak climbs to the top ropes and hits a moonsault onto Wario before trying to make the pin.
"This would be the upset of the century! Can Moe do it?"
Wario kicks out at 2.
He hits a frog splash onto Moe.
"He just crushed Moe's sternum!"
Once Moe Syzlak is on his hands and knees, Wario tosses him up and hits him with a Pedigree. He then throws him across the ring. When Moe bounces off the ropes are goes flying, Wario catches him for a suplex.
"A suplex from Wario!" says Micheal Cole.
"He launched him several feet!" says Hank Force. "And now he's getting Moe into position in the corner of the ring. I can see where this is going!"
Wario jumps back and shoves his butt right into Moe's face, hitting a Stinkface just like Rikishi. The crowd is going wild.
"Moe's getting a mega Stinkface!" yells Cole.
Then Wario gets Moe into position and powerbombs him to the mat. The ground shakes once more. He crushes Syzlak with a leg drop and successfully makes the pin.
"Moe didn't stand a chance!"
Result: Wario def. Moe Syzlak by pinfall
"Well, folks, it looks like Wario destroyed his opponent back in the ring."
"Especially that Stinkface at the end!"
"We can't focus on that too long, though," Micheal Cole begins. "Because coming up next, Chewbacca is making his debut in MWA!"
"Oh right, can't forget about that. Chewbacca, the seven-foot-tall Wookie, is fighting his first ever match in the Multiversal Wrestling Association. He was a well-known fighter on his home planet of Kashyyyk, and now he's coming to Tatooine to make his debut in front of a crowd of over 50,000!"
Shown on TV and on the titantron is the iconic Hutt leader and crime lord Jabba the Hutt, who is sitting in the front row, accompanied by a few of his guards.
"Folks, please welcome Jabba the Hutt!" the ring announcer yells, and the crowd, specifically Jabba's supporters, go wild.
"Well, if it isn't Jabba the Hutt!" Hank Force comments. "He'll be getting quite a show tonight!"
"You said it! We watched the Heffleys retain those tag team titles, and then Wario totally demolish Moe Syzlak, and now Chewbacca is about to debut on BreakDown!"
"Plus, Luke Skywalker is competing on Tatooine for the first time in years. His opponent, Spiderman!"
A promotional graphic featuring Luke Skywalker and Spiderman shows up.
"Meanwhile, Homer Simpson must have quite a bone to pick with Hank Hill, especially after what happened last week."
"Exactly. In the main event of last Friday night's BreakDown, Hank Hill took on Kim Jong Un for the MWA championship…"
Replays from the main event match between Hank Hill and Kim Jong Un play.
"...but then all of a sudden, Homer Simpson ran into the ring and started going right after Hank Hill, costing him the title. Homer Simpson's got a match tonight against Ed from Good Burger, but Hank Hill is not happy, that's for sure."
"And let's not forget, in the main event tonight, we're gonna be having another MWA Championship defense from Kim Jong Un. Back at Survivor Series in November of last year, Kim Jong beat Peacemaker to steal the MWA Championship. Peacemaker has been trying to strike back ever since."
"Last Friday, though, Peacemaker couldn't beat Hank Hill, so he didn't win that championship match against Kim Jong Un. He's still trying to secure a shot at the title."
"Kim Jong's opponent for tonight is gonna be Steve."
Another promotional graphic featuring Kim Jong Un and Steve from Minecraft appears onscreen.
Then, the massive Chewbacca steps onto the entrance ramp for the first time.
"Introducing first, making his MWA debut," says the ring announcer. "Weighing in at 350 pounds and standing seven feet tall, Chewbacca!"
Chewbacca lets out a Wookie roar as he climbs onto the ring apron and steps right over the top ropes.
And already standing in the corner of the ring, from Arlen, Texas, is Dale Gribble.
"And his opponent, Dale Gri…"
But before the bell even goes off, Chewbacca grabs Dale Gribble by the head and sends him flying. Dale crashes into the turnbuckle, almost going right over the ring post.
But Chewbacca grabs him by the back before suplexing him. Gribble goes flying once more.
"Quite a dominating start from Chewie here!"
Dale Gribble beat Ed in an untelevised match the previous BreakDown, but he is getting destroyed by Chewbacca. Chewbacca suplexes him again, powerbombs him, and then throws him across the ring. When he bounces back, Chewbacca clotheslines him with his giant arm.
Dale crawls into the corner, signalling for Chewbacca to back off, but Chewie grabs him by the head before getting him into position for another powerbomb.
He gets slammed onto the mat with brute force and pinned by Chewbacca with one foot for the three-count. The match ends up taking a bit over a minute.
"Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner: Chewbacca!" the announcer yells.
"There you have it, folks. Quite a quick and easy match that was."
"Easy for Chewbacca, yes. Easy for Dale Gribble, no. Dale was getting tossed around like a ragdoll."
"Yeah. He hasn't been in the MWA too long, and his record hasn't been the best. Chewbacca had quite a monstrous debut here on Tatooine."
But suddenly, Chewie notices someone charging up the entrance ramp and runs to attack.
"What's this? It looks like someone's after Chewbacca!"
It's Wario! He rushes to the ring, but Chewbacca runs at him and throws him over his back. Wario gets up, though, and he and Chewbacca continue brawling down the entrance ramp. Chewbacca rams Wario right into the titantron. Then Wario Pedigrees him right onto the floor. The two shove each other back stage.
"What the heck just happened with Chewbacca and Wario? Leave it to Wario to spoil Chewie's big debut!"
"It looks like Chewbacca already made an enemy."
Chewbacca and Wario are shown fighting backstage.
"And now they're brawling in the backstage area!"
"Quite a match this would be. It might end up happening soon, because those two are really going at it."
Also backstage is Captain Underpants, with his Intergalactic Championship belt around his waist.
"So, Captain Underpants, how does it feel to be fresh off your first title defense against Patric Star last week?" an interviewer asks, before holding a microphone up to Captain Underpants's face.
"Quite amazing!" says Captain Underpants. "It's been two weeks since I defeated Steve for the gold, and he's about to have an MWA Championship match here on Tatooine. He really wants to beat Kim Jong Un, but I know for a fact that I'm his biggest target."
"What are you going to do if Steve manages to win the MWA Championship in tonight's main event?"
"Well, just because he has a better title than I do doesn't mean he's any stronger. If he manages to beat Kim Jong, which I really doubt he's going to, it just means a better opportunity for me."
Back in the main part of the arena, the titantrons are showing Luke Skywalker and Spiderman.
"We've got quite a match coming up next!" says Hank Force.
"Right," Micheal Cole responds. "Luke Skywalker is returning to Tatooine to take on the high-flying Spiderman. Will he succeed, or will he fall victim to Spiderman's ingenious battle tactics?"
Spiderman's entrance theme starts playing and he rushes up the entrance ramp, in a hurry to get to the ring. He leaps right over the ropes.
"Introducing first, weighing in at 175 pounds, Spiderman!"
"And his opponent, weighing in at 190 pounds, Luke Skywalker!"
The Tatooine crowd cheers louder than ever. Luke Skywalker makes his entrance.
"Here he comes right now!"
"It's Skywalker's homecoming, and he's here to challenge Spiderman. Spiderman may be a high-flyer, but Luke is an experiences Jedi knight!"
The bell goes off. Spiderman quickly climbs up to the top turnbuckle and leaps off for a Shooting Star Press, taking down Luke Skywalker. But Skywalker gets up and delivers a mighty right hand to Spiderman.
He jumps off the second rope to hit a roundhouse kick in mid-air. Spiderman falls to the ground, allowing Luke to hit an elbow drop.
As Spiderman is starting to get up, Luke Skywalker flings himself off the ropes, charging across the ring for a clothesline. But Spiderman catches him, lifts him up, and slams him with an Attitude Adjustment. He does a frog splash off the top, then goes for the pin. Luke kicks out at 1 and a half.
Skywalker takes out his opponent with a DDT. Then he powerbombs Spiderman. He, too, tries to roll Spiderman up for the pin, but Spiderman kicks him off, launching him back into the ropes. Spiderman runs at Luke Skywalker and clotheslines him out to the entrance ramp.
Luke launches himself over the top rope, too, aiming to land right on top of Spiderman. But Spiderman moves, and he smashes right into the ground.
"Oh man, what an impact!"
"That's gotta hurt!"
Spiderman grabs Luke by the head. He throws him down the ramp, toward the titantron. He tries to hit a curbstomp, but Luke rolls out and stabilizes himself on the barricade. Spiderman tries to attack once more, but it is Luke who sends him stumbling back into the ring. Skywalker slides back in himself and the two start going at it.
They hit a ton of throws and high-flying maneuvers off the top ropes. Luke Skywalker powerbombs, suplexes, curbstomps, and superkicks Spiderman. Spiderman takes out Luke with frog splashes, moonsaults, and DDTs.
Eventually, Spiderman manages to tackle down Luke Skywalker and starts climbing to the top turnbuckle, getting into position for his signature Shooting Star Press.
"Oh no, is he gonna do it?"
"Spiderman's going for the Shooting Star Press! Luke Skywalker's halfway across the ring, there's no way he's gonna make it!"
Spiderman leaps off the top, doing a 360-degree flip in the air and aiming to land on Luke.
But out of nowhere, Skywalker jumps up, catches Spiderman by the head, and wipes him out with an RKO in mid-air! WHAM!
"Oh my gosh! An RKO in mid-air!" shouts Micheal Cole.
"How on Earth did he do that?"
"Spiderman is down, ready for the pin. Here comes Luke Skywalker…"
Skywalker rolls Spiderman onto his back, then goes for the pin. Spiderman kicks out at 2, though.
"Oh, man. Looks like he couldn't make it."
Spiderman is still on the ground, though, so Luke Skywalker throws him into the ropes. When he bounces off, Luke hits him with a superkick, knocking him down with extreme force.
He tries to get back up, but Luke bodyslams him back down. Luke looks for a DDT. However, Spiderman lifts him up and throws him to the mat.
Spiderman lands a frog splash off the second rope. He goes for the pin again. Skywalker kicks out.
Spiderman and Skywalker keep fighting, this time exchanging several punches and dropkicks. Luke Skywalker ends up throwing Spiderman to the ringside area. Spiderman runs around and slides back in on the other side of the ring. Luke Skywalker catches him, then throws him into the turnbuckle.
Before Luke can hit a kick to Spiderman's face, Spiderman climbs to the top once more.
"Uh oh, looks like Spiderman's going for the Shooting Star Press again."
"Maybe he can successfully land it this time."
Instead of doing a Shooting Star Press, Spiderman just leaps off for a dive down onto his opponent.
Luke Skywalker, who is directly in Spiderman's flight path, catches him and slams him with another mid-air RKO.
"One… two… three!" Skywalker picks up the victory on his home planet.
"Here is your winner…" the ring announcer shouts, as Luke Skywalker celebrates his victory and Spiderman rolls out of the ring. "Luke Skywalker!"
"Well, Spiderman put up a fight, but it was Luke Skywalker who came out on top."
"Right. Did you see that mid-air Shooting Star Press into an RKO?"
A slow-motion replay plays of Spiderman's Shooting Star Press being countered into an RKO by Luke Skywalker…
"Or the finishing impact from Luke? He caught his opponent into another RKO to take the victory."
…followed by another replay of Luke's second RKO to win the match.
After the commercial break, the camera zooms out into a drone shot of the stadium, the ring, and the entrance stage. On the titantron is Homer Simpson and Ed from Good Burger, the participants of the next match.
"... and coming up next, folks, Homer Simpson will be taking on Ed. Last Friday he defeated Peter Griffin, and then during the main event, he cost Hank Hill the title."
As the commentators talk, Ed is making his entrance. He steps into the ring.
"Ed here hasn't preformed the best in MWA, but now could be his chance to defeat Homer Simpson. Also, we've got another special guest attending this MWA show here tonight."
Sitting in the front row next to Jabba the Hutt is MrBeast.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome MrBeast!" says the ring announcer.
"We've got another special guest at BreakDown here tonight," says Micheal Cole.
"MrBeast has come to Tatooine, just to see the MWA front-row! Good thing we've got quite a match in store for him!"
Ed is standing in the ring, as Homer Simpson starts to enter up the ramp.
"And here comes Homer Simpson!"
"Homer fought his old foe Peter Griffin last week on Breakdown, and he sent him flying through a wooden table!"
A slow-motion replay plays of Homer Simpson throwing Peter Griffin over the top rope and through a table.
"That was a great match. And then that same night, Homer interrupted the main event to attack Hank Hill, right when he was about to beat Kim Jong Un for the MWA title."
Another replay shows of Homer Simpson running in to the ring and attacking Hank Hill during Hank Hill's championship match against Kim Jong Un.
"But fortunately, Peacemaker ran in to take down Homer. He delivered that amazing double Attitude Adjustment to Kim Jong and Homer at the same time!"
And then another replay of Peacemaker hitting an Attitude Adjustment on both Kim Jong Un and Homer Simpson.
"Peacemaker has quite a bone to pick with the man who stole his title. The main event between Kim Jong Un and Steve tonight is gonna be no-disqualification, so who knows what might happen."
Homer Simpson and Ed are standing on opposite sides of the ring. The bell goes off to start the match.
Homer rams right into Ed, taking him down. He throws Ed across the ring. He then hits him with a suplex and a Pedigree.
Homer Simpson lifts Ed up for a powerbomb, but Ed slips out and clotheslines him. Ed then gets Homer into a leglock. Homer grabs the ropes, so Ed has to release. But Ed jumps down onto his opponent from the second rope.
He tries to make the pin, but Homer Simpson kicks out. Homer throws Ed shoulder-first into the ring post and Ed goes flying through the ropes. Ed tries to climb back into the ring, but he gets attacked from behind by Homer.
Ed gets slammed right into the post. Then he and Homer start fighting outside the ring. Homer slams him face-first onto the announce table, but Ed grabs him by the head and slams him down as well. He gets back up and throws Ed back into the ring.
Once he stabilizes himself, Ed flings himself off the ropes, only to run right into a clothesline by Homer, which sends him flying to the ground. Homer tries to make the pin. Ed kicks out at 2.
As Homer tries to get up, Ed picks him up, charges him into the corner, and starts throwing punches.
Suddenly, Hank Hill runs up the entrance ramp, toward the ring. Neither Ed nor Homer notice.
"Who's this? I think it's Hank Hill!"
"He's back for redemption!"
Hill jumps into the ring, grabs Ed, and throws him out of the way. Then he starts going right after Homer.
The bell is set off. The match is a disqualification. Homer wins by DQ, but he is under attack by Hank Hill.
Result: Homer Simpson def. Ed by disqualification
Ed is laid out in the ring. Homer Simpson and Hank Hill keep exchanging punches. Eventually, Homer is leaning against the ropes, so Hank runs at him and clotheslines him over the top ropes. But Homer grabs onto Hank Hill, sending him over as well.
"Looks like Homer Simpson's match has ended early. Hank Hill is after him for costing him his title."
"Homer interrupted Hank Hill's match with Kim Jong Un last week, and now Hank Hill is back for revenge."
Hank charges at Homer. But Homer grabs him by the legs and suplexes him, sending him crashing right through the announce table.
"Oh, no! Hank Hill just went flying right through our table!"
"What a counter by Homer!"
When Hank gets up, Homer starts going after him again. Hank escapes and throws Homer down the entrance ramp. The two brawl down the ramp, until several security guards rush in to separate them.
"Man, that was quite a battle."
"You're right. Homer Simpson was in the middle of taking on Ed, when Hank Hill ran in. Might not have been the best idea for Hank Hill, though. He went flying through our announce table."
A slow-motion replay shows of Hank Hill crashing through the table.
"Up next, we've got our event. Kim Jong Un will be defending his multiversal title against Steve. So stay tuned, folks. You won't want to miss out!"
Peacemaker is backstage, when an interviewer comes up to talk to him.
"So, Peacemaker, how do you think you're gonna take back your title from Kim Jong Un?"
"I should've gotten a chance at him last week," Peacemaker complains. "But the Regal Rumble is coming up in a couple weeks. I plan to win a spot as the number-one contender and challenge him then."
"How're you gonna do that?" says the interviewer.
"I talked with Hank Force some earlier tonight," says Peacemaker. "And he said he's willing to arrange a triple-threat match between me, Peter Griffin, and Patrick Star. The winner of that is gonna get to challenge Kim Jong Un at the Regal Rumble, so if I can beat those two, I'm finally gonna get the title shot I deserve."
The TV feed cuts back to Micheal Cole and Hank Force, sitting at the announce table.
"Well, folks, looks like Peacemaker has made an announcement," says Cole.
"Next week on BreakDown, a triple-threat match between Peacemaker, Peter Griffin, and the winner will get a title shot against Kim Jong Un at the Regal Rumble in a few weeks."
"Neither of those men could secure a win last week on BreakDown, so next Friday is the opportunity of a lifetime for them. Although the one who's gonna be the most determined is definitely Peacemaker. He needs to face Kim Jong Un more than anything."
"Yep. The Regal Rumble is coming up Saturday, February 8th, 2025."
A promotional graphic featuring several MWA wrestlers shows up on the titantron.
"25 men will enter this ring, only one will remain standing till the end. And the winner gets a title shot in the main event of UltraMania."
"It could be anyone's chance to win the MWA Championship at UltraMania from Kim Jong Un, or if all goes well, Peacemaker."
"Speaking of Kim Jong Un, it looks like he's coming to the ring right now. It is now time for the main event."
Kim Jong Un's entrance music starts playing, and out onto the ramp come several North Korean soldiers.
"What's this?"
"Looks like Kim Jong's brought the North Korean military with him to Tatooine."
The soldiers goose-step up the ramp, and Kim Jong Un is following close behind them, his MWA Championship belt over his shoulder.
"Introducing first," the ring announcer yells. "Weighing in at 308 pounds, he is the supreme dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un!"
"And he's got an escort with him!"
"When Kim Jong Un's not defending his championship, he's the proud dictator of North Korea, and a dictator can't go anywhere without his military, especially not to another universe."
Kim Jong Un climbs into the ring.
"And his opponent, weighing in at 285 pounds, Steve!"
Steve from Minecraft comes up the ramp (he looks like he does in the live-action Minecraft movie).
"I… am Steve!" he says, imitating the Minecraft movie teaser trailer.
"Here comes Steve right now!"
"Quite a battle this will be for Kim Jong Un. He'll have to go through nearly 300 pounds of a man."
Steve steps into the ring. The bell goes off, kicking off the match.
"And the main event is under way!"
Kim Jong Un throws a big kick to Steve. He grabs Steve under the arms and hits him with a Pedigree.
He tries to get Steve ready for a powerbomb, but Steve charges at him, taking him down. Steve runs the ropes and hits a let drop to Kim Jong Un.
Steve picks up Kim Jong, then slams him down onto the mat. He jumps down onto him with a frog splash before grabbing Kim Jong's leg to make the pin.
"Steve's going for the pin already."
"Can he do it?"
But Kim Jong Un kicks out at 2.
"Steve has already been feuding with the Intergalactic Champion Captain Underpants over the Intergalactic title. How great would it be for him if he can defeat Kim Jong Un, then beat Captain Underpants and have both titles at the same time?"
Steve and Kim Jong Un collide with each other and exchange throws and slams.
"The Regal Rumble is quite a big event, it's where a lot of rivalries are settled for good. So Steve probably will be taking on Captain Underpants, and I'm sure Peacemaker will be taking on Kim Jong Un for the Multiversal title."
"Or maybe if all goes well for Steve, we'll see Peacemaker vs. Steve for the Multiversal Championship at the Regal Rumble."
"Actually, no one ever said Peacemaker would win the triple threat match next Friday, so it could be either Peacemaker, Peter Griffin, or Patrick Star taking on either Kim Jong Un or Steve. There are tons of possibilities."
Kim Jong Un and Steve are both at the top turnbuckle, hitting punches to each other. Kim Jong grabs Steve by the head. He hits an RKO to Steve, slamming him from the top turnbuckle all the way to the mat.
"Oh man, what an RKO off the top turnbuckle from the champion."
He then climbs back up to the top. Kim Jong leaps off, landing on Steve with extreme force. Instantly, he goes for the pin.
"1… 2…"
"A 308-pound dive right onto Steve! This could be it for Steve!"
But Steve kicks out.
The champion throws him into the corner. Kim grabs Steve around the waist, then slams him with a German suplex.
Once Steve gets up, Kim runs at him, but runs into a dropkick by Steve.
"Oh no! A dropkick from Steve! Never thought I'd see that before!" Hank Force says.
Kim Jong flings himself off the ropes, only to get caught and slammed by Steve. Steve launches himself from the opposite side of the ring, but Kim Jong Un quickly bounces up and catches him for a slam of his own.
Soon, both men are back up, and Kim Jong Un starts running the ropes. He's about to Spear Steve, but Steve grabs him and hits him in the face with a knee strike.
"Bam! What a knee strike from Steve!"
"He caught Kim Jong Un right when he was about to get Speared."
The two men continue brawling for several minutes. They throw tons of punches, kicks, and even a couple dropkicks. Steve suplexes Kim Jong Un a couple times, DDTs him, and powerbombs him. But Kim Jong Un fights back with several powerbombs, Pedigrees, and piledrivers.
While Kim Jong is on the ground, Steve looks prepared to attack.
However, instead of delivering a finisher, he pulls out four Oak Wood Planks.
"What's Steve doing?"
"I dunno. He's got four… what are those, blocks of wood?"
Steve comines them together into a Crafting Table, about as big as a dining room table, which he sets in the middle of the ring.
He then grabs Kim Jong Un, gets him into position, lifts him up, and powerbombs him right through the Crafting Table. Pieces of wood go flying everywhere.
"Oh my gosh! Through the table!"
"Through the Crafting Table, that is! Steve just destroyed Kim Jong Un by powerbombing him right through that Crafting Table!"
Kim Jong Un is laid out in the middle of the ring. Steve takes him out with a pop-up powerbomb. WHAM!
"Another powerbomb! Kim Jong is taking the beating of a lifetime!"
Kim is struggling in the middle of the ring, trying to get up. Meanwhile, Steve is standing in the corner, preparing to deliver the finishing maneuver.
Steve charges, and… SPEAR! He hits a Spear onto Kim Jong Un, just like Roman Reigns. Kim Jong is nearly cut in half.
"STEVE, WITH A SPEAR!"
"KIM JONG UN IS DOWN!"
Instead of making the pin right away, he stabilizes himself on the ropes, waiting for Kim Jong Un to get on his hands and knees so he can hit a curbstomp.
"It looks like Steve is preparing for another maneuver. What's he gonna try now?"
"Whatever it is, I think we're gonna have a new champion!"
Kim Jong is crawling, and Steve is ready to finish the match,
"Uh oh, it's about time for a curbstomp!"
"This has gotta be it."
CURBSTOMP! Steve crushes Kim Jong Un with a curbstomp. He goes for the pin. The referee starts the count.
"One… two… thr…"
But Kim Jong Un kicks out just in the nick of time.
Steve knows that all he needs to do is one more curbstomp, so he gets ready. Kim Jong starts to get back up to his hands and knees.
Then, suddenly, some familiar entrance music starts playing.
It's Captain Underpants! Captain Underpants rushes up the entrance ramp, distracting Steve.
"Uh oh! It's the Intergalactic Champion!"
"Captain Underpants is here! Just when Steve was about to take the victory!"
Not wanting a disqualification, Captain Underpants slows down and stops before he enters the ring. He stands at the end of the entrance ramp as his music continues playing.
Steve is looking down at Captain Underpants, but little does he know, Kim Jong Un is slowly recovering.
Kim Jong grabs Steve between his legs and slams him down. He rolls him up for the pin.
"One… two… three!" Kim Jong Un has taken the victory.
"Here is your winner, and still the MWA Champion…" the ring announcer shouts as Kim Jong Un holds up his title belt. "Kim Jong Un!"
But Kim rushes out of the ring as Captain Underpants jumps in. Captain Underpants goes right after Steve.
"Here comes Captain Underpants! He's attacking Steve!"
"He just cost Steve the title! This is the second time in a row this sort of thing has happened!"
Steve and Captain Underpants start exchanging blows in the ring, while Kim Jong Un walks up the entrance ramp.
Suddenly, Peacemaker's entrance theme (John Cena's theme music) starts playing and out comes Peacemaker.
"Here comes Peacemaker!"
"There's no doubt he'll be going right after Kim Jong Un!"
Peacemaker starts attacking Kim Jong Un, who is completely unprepared. He throws Kim Jong back into the ring.
He shoves Kim into the corner. Meanwhile, Captain Underpants picks up Steve, and wipes him out with a bodyslam.
"He takes out Steve!"
"The Intergalactic Champion with a bodyslam to Steve!"
Peacemaker picks up Kim Jong Un.
"I see where this is going."
"Kim Jong Un is in position for the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!"
But Kim Jong Un escapes. He counters, grabs Peacemaker, and takes him out with a piledriver.
"Oh no! There goes Peacemaker!"
Captain Underpants runs at Kim, but Kim delivers a clothesline, wiping him out.
Peacemaker, Steve, and Captain Underpants are laid out in the ring. Kim Jong Un marches up the entrance ramp and out of the arena, with his title and his army of North Korean soldiers.
"Well, folks. That was quite a BreakDown!"
"You said it. We saw the Heffleys defend their tag team titles, Chewbacca made his incredible debut, Homer Simpson sent Hank Hill flying through the table, and let's not forget that amazing main event."
Some replays from the main event play.
"Steve was just about to secure the victory, when he was interrupted by Captain Underpants. This is a dispute I'm sure they'll settle at the Regal Rumble."
"The Regal Rumble is on February 8th, don't miss it! We'll see you next week on BreakDown!"
There we go, the second MWA BreakDown event. I've been adding some new characters to the roster, but feel free to suggest more I should add. I will be doing a Royal Rumble-style event, but I doubt it's gonna have 30 entrants since I don't think I've created a big enough roster. Maybe just 25 or so.
Still, I think the MWA is turning out pretty well.