A Vigilante Sinner in the Hazbin Hotel!

by Vgn Golley

After being gun-downed by the police and crushed to death for trying to deal out his own brand of justice, Barry Walker AKA Valkon was sent directly down to hell and, fueled by the rage of his death and his injustice, Valkon spent the next 35 years dealing with his own injustice but after a chance meeting with the Princess of Hell, maybe what he needs is not justice but redemption.

1. AVSITHH: S1-EP1 That's Entertainment!

Hey, guys! Welcome to my first-ever Hazbin Hotel OC Story, 'A Vigilante Sinner in the Hazbin Hotel!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs as the OC Azrael Morningstar belongs entirely to 9655.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

{A Vigilante Sinner in the Hazbin Hotel-Season 1, Episode 1: That's Entertainment!}

{I'm Always Chasing Rainbows Song}

At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness

And to find it, how often I've tried

But my life is a race

Just a wild goose chase

And my dreams have all been denied

A Deceased Bartholomew 'Barry' Drake Walker could be seen falling down from the sky with an emotionless look on his face as a rainbow bursts upwards through the clouds and falls past a group of what seems to be Demons of all shapes and sizes as he then crashed down into Hell and stood up from the floor as Barry looked around with a look of annoyance and anger as he runs off, not seeming to notice that the Princess of Hell could be seen watching him from the balcony of the Morningstar Castle as she tilted her head in curiosity and sympathy as Princess Charlotte Morningstar tried to talk to her Father Lucifer Morningstar and Lilith Magne, the King and Queen of Hell, about the possibility of Sinners being redeemed and even talked to the Seven Deadly Sins and other Hellborns as well, but while a few them did like the idea, all of them had said the same thing, 'The idea is cute but not even close to being possible and that you should give up', as the only people who seem to believe and support her dream are her Little Brother, and her Boyfriend and Girlfriend as we then see an image of Hell being circled by Angels.

Why have I always been a failure

What can the reason be

I wonder if the world's to blame

I wonder if it could be me

Two shadowy forms of a stoic Lucifer and Lilith could be seen looming over a disappointed and saddened Charlie quitely as various demonic arms and tentacles cover the screen briefly before we see the Earth rotating slowly as the eyes of God begin to surround it, supervising his creation as we then see a whole group of Exorcists smiling deviously while looking down upon the souls that they have gotten rid of and they immediately locked eyes with the famous Vigilante of Hell, who flew down towards them with a sinister glare on his face and his body glowed with powerful dark magic as Lute stepped forward with an evil smirk on her face as the screen turns to black and the camera focuses on her face and halo as the sounds of agonizing screams, slashing, and blasts of powerful magical energy rang out.

I'm always chasing rainbows

Watching clouds drifting by

My schemes are just like all my dreams

Ending in the sky

The screen then cued over to Hell, specifically the Pride Ring as we see that there was various graffiti and signs that say, 'Fuck You, Heaven!', 'Punishment!', and 'Your Days Are Numbered' as we then see Princess Charlie heading towards the Happy Hotel's Balcony with her girlfriend Vaggie and Little Brother Azrael standing behind her solemnly as a bloodied and injured Barry, who had renamed himself Valkon a long time ago, flew onto the scene as he made his way over to land in front of his girlfriend, who went over to check on him worriedly with tears in her eyes as Valkon gave Charlie a guilty look and told her that he tried his best, but he wasn't able to hold back the Exorcists nor stop them from killing million of Sinners as Charlie teared up disappointed and solemnly but gave him a kiss as she steps away from him and allowed Vaggie and Azrael to go over and tend to his injuries as the Princess of Hell then summoned her six wings and took off into the air as her body glowed a golden color and held out her hands to release a bunch of multi-colored fireworks that signal the rest of Hell that the Extermination has ended.

Some fellows look and find the sunshine

I always look and find the rain

Some fellows make a winning sometime

I never even make a gain

Believe me

A handful of Demons are seen checking the area to see if the coast is all clear as Carmilla Carmine opens the blinds to her room, revealing the display of multi-colored fireworks as we see that Zestial and Zeezi are present in the same room as her as we then cue over to Porn Studios and we see Velvette taking a selfie with a disgruntled Vox whereas Valentino is not amused when he sees that he got a text from his employee and we then see Odette and another demon pull out an angelic spear from a corpse and leave as the Cannibals waiting nearby pounce on her dead body and Rosie then crosses out Franklin's name from the sign above their business as she grinned slyly.

I'm always chasing rainbows

Waiting to find a little bluebird

In vain

A Bored Demon can be seen cleaning up what's been left of the Extermination as other Demons begin to freely walk about in the open casually, not worried about being killed by Exorcists anymore as we see Princess Charlie still floating in the air and stared down at her subjects with a somber look on her face as she then looks up at the red pentagram in the sky and cupped her hands over her heart with tears running down her face as the 225-year-old Female Nephilim then began falling backwards with her tears falling upwards as she was then caught by a bandaged up Valkon, who had summoned his wings and flew up to catch her as Charlie whirled around to frown at him sadly and her Boyfriend gave her a reassuring smile, comforting her a bit as they then leaned in to share a passionate kiss, not seeming to notice that the timer on the Clock Tower has reset automatically for the next yearly cleanse.

{I'm Always Chasing Rainbows Song Over}

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" A Random Sinner screamed panickedly while literally falling into Hell as he had been transformed into a small blue four-armed insect-like Demon and fell face-first onto the road as he then got up and the Sinner proceeded to inspect himself with a shocked look on his face as the Recently Deceased Sinner couldn't believe that he was still 'alive'. "Huh? I'm alive! I'm alive-AAARRRRGGGHHHHH!" The Sinner screamed joyfully before yelping in surprise and pain as he got run over by a taxi driven by a Demon named, 'Travis', and another Demon stepped out of his car as he stood up straight.

Standing before him is an 8-feet-tall, 77-years-old (Physically)/30-year-old (Mentally) Male Sinner Demon as he resembles a humanoid spider with a pair of eyes that have cerise pink ires as his right eye has a light yellow sclera and his left eye has a dark sclera as he also has three extra cerise-pink dot eyes under each of his eyes, his eyelids are light pink and the color extends up to his eyebrows and gives the effect of eyeshadow as his lashes are dark and thick, a mop of fluffy white hair that extends from both the front and back of his head with splotches of light-pink across it, thin black eyebrows, no ears/nose, a distinctive and focal light-pink heart pattern on the back of his head, a wide mouth full of sharp pointed white teeth and possesses a single golden fang that sits slightly to his right of center, a sharp chin, a prominent chest as its actually composed entirely of fluffy fur that he intentionally pushes up into a breast-like formation, six pairs of four-fingered white furry arms as he keeps two of them hidden inside of his body, white fur as it has a light-pink outline of a heart that encircles his chest as the bottom point of which extends past his waistband and down to his crotch area, a really tall slender build, and his outfit consits of a black choker, a reddish-grey bowtie with a cerise pink center, a long short-sleeeved light pink suit-blazer with horizontal white stripes down the length, a pair of long cerise pink gloves with white detailing at the cuffs placed on the upper set of his arms and a pair of white gloves placed on the bottom set of his arms, a reddish-grey miniskirt, and a pair of long reddish-grey thigh-high heeled boots. His real name is Anthony but he has renamed himself Angel Dust, an adult film porn star in Hell and the First Sinner that the Happy Hotel is attempting to redeem, but really, he is abusing Charlie's kindness to have a rent-free living space.

"Heh. Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff." Travis says with a snicker as Angel Dust huffs and pushes his hand through his hair as he rolls his eight eyes.

"Yeah, yeah, listen. Keep this discreet, you hear me?" Angel Dust ordered with a glare while sticking his head into the window of the car as his upper arms held onto the roof and his lower arms held onto the bottom of the window. "I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street. It was a quick cash grab. Ya got it?" Angel asked with a sly smirk while snapping his fingers with all of his arms at Travis, who scoffed as he rolled his eyes.

"Pfft, whatever you say, slut."

"Ouch. Ooh. Such an insult." Angel Dust says while pretending to look offended as he then looms over a now scared Travis and points four of his arms at him. "Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit. Tell the missus I said 'Hi', shnuckums." Angel says with a seductive tone while using his fifth arm to point at a shocked Travis behind him as he then used his sixth arm to stretch out and latched onto him by his front shirt as the Famous Porn Star pulled him forward and kissed him mockingly as Travis grumbled and angrily drives off as Angel Dust chuckled amusedly before looking behind him to see a vending machine filled with drugs as he walked over to press the 'Angel Dust' option, and just as Anthony gets a hold of it, a blast of familiar dark blue/black magical energy blast collided against the vending machine, blowing it up into billion pieces as Angel Dust gasped in shock and horror.

"Oh, my GOD!" A distraught Angel Dust screamed while rushing over to the destroyed remains of the drug vending machine and picked up what was left of his pack of drugs with a devastated look on his face. "MY DRUGS!" Angel Dust screamed in agony and pan as he then clenched the cloth angrily, recognizing where that magical blast came from as he whirled around to see the Vigilante of Hell himself, standing before him with a stern glare on his face.

Standing before him is a 6'5-feet-tall, 35-years-old (Physically), 26-years-old (Mentally) Male Sinner Demon as he resembles a humanoid gargoyle with a giant eye that is currently closed as he also has two other eyes placed below it and all of them have red scleras and black pupils, long shaggy spiky black hair that reaches down to his back and a pair of dark blue horns planted on his head, pointy ears, a small nose, a wide mouth with a row of white sharp teeth and a pair of large white fangs, a sharp chin, a pair of dark blue muscularly slim four-fingered arms, a pair of retractable large black bat-like wings planted on his back, dark blue skin with black magic tattoos planted all across his body, a tall muscular slim build, a long dark blue tail with black magic tattoos on it, a pair of dark blue muscularly slim four-toed legs, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved high-collared opened white/black jacket with no shirt underneath, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long black pants, and a pair of white knee-length combat boots. His name is Bartholomew 'Barry' Drake Walker but he has renamed himself Valkon, a highly powerful magical Sinner, the resident Vigilante of Hell who protects souls who truly deserve his help, the Happy Hotel's Security Guard, and Charlie and Vaggie's Shared Boyfriend.

"Ugh, great, the fun police is here..."

"Angel, do you know why I am here?" Valkon asked with a glare while hiding away his wings as Angel Dust glared at him and placed his bottom set arms on his hips as he pointed his right upper arm at him.

"Destroying perfectly good drugs?"

"No, stopping you from breaking our Princess's rules. I can't believe you, Angel Dust, we talked about this. You promised that you would quit drugs. You even went fully cleaned for two weeks." A disappointed and glaring Valkon says as Angel Dust briefly looked guilty and somber before putting on his usual seductive and sly looks as a look of playful suspicion appeared on his face.

"Wait a minute, I just realized something, how were you able to find me, Goliath? Did you follow me?" Angel Dust asked while walking over to Valkon, who crossed his arms with a blank look on his face as the Porn Star rubbed his upper arms across his exposed chest and rubbed his lower arms near his crotch. "Were you watching Travis and I having sex earlier in that alleyway? Man, you should've exposed yourself earlier, handsome. I would've gladly let you join us. Judging by how loud Dollface and Vagina were screaming last night, I'm inclined to believe that you know your way around the bedroom, but what if I give you some extra tips~," Angel Dust says seductively as he was about to aim his lower arms inside of his pants, only for a deadpanned Valkon to raise his glowing blue/black hands and latched onto his fellow Sinner Demon with his magical telekinesis and tossed him away.

"As I told you a billion times, Angel Dust, I'm NOT interested in having sex with you. The only people who I will have sex with are my lovely girlfriends." Valkon says with a glare as Angel Dust pouted and stood up from the floor as he dusted off his clothes.

"Oh, trust me, Golitah, I will swallow your big cock one day, hot stuff." Angel Dust says with a wink as Valkon sighs heavily and shakes his head as he then reaches over to grab his right upper arm.

"Come on, Angel, let's go back to the Happy Hotel before Charlie and the others come back from their interview, and I promise to not tell Princess about you trying to get into drugs again as long as you do me some favors."

"Oh, can do~,"

"Not those kinds of favors." A blushing and irritated Valkon says as Angel Dust merely wiggled his eyebrows at him sensually, and the Vigilante of Hell sighs heavily as he summoned his wings and was about to fly them home, but stopped as a large boulder crashed down on him, surprising Angel Dust as he tried to take a couple of steps back, only to stop when he noticed that Valkon still had a tight grip on his arm as the Porn Star was stunned to see the Security Guard of the Happy Hotel casually lifting the boulder off of him with one hand and tossed it away as he growled angrily with a black/blue magical aura covering his body. "Alright, who has the balls?" Valkon asked while turning his head with a glare as he then went blank-faced at the sight of a familiar Warship flying nearby, destroying its surroundings as we zoomed into the side of the ship, and we see a humanoid snake piloting the warship with an evil grin on his face as his minions stood around him loyally.

Standing before his minions is a 5'8-feet-tall, 136 (Physically)/45-year-old (Mentally) Male Sinner Demon as he resembles a humanoid snake with a pair of eyes that have cerise scleras with black pupils, a black cobra hood with its front colored yellow with black corners and four cerise eye patterns spread across the center, no ears/nose, a wide mouth with sharp yellow teeth as two of which were long snake-like yellow fangs, a sharp chin, a pair of charcoal grey arms with four red claws, Charcoal Grey Skin, a snake-like humanoid build, a long black tail with thick yellow stripes featuring numerous cerise eyes running down the length of it, and his outfit consists of a large charcoal grey top hat that had a sizeable cerise eye in the center of it as well as many sharp yellow teeth and a pair of goggles as the top hat blinked and changed expressions in unison with him, a black bow tie with a single cerise eye in the center, a long-sleeved charcoal gray jacket with shoulder pads as it was pinstriped with yellow, a long-sleeved yellow shirt underneath, and a pair of black fingerless gloves with yellow dots on each knuckle. His name is Sir Pentious, a Supervillain Victorian Era Sinner Demon striving to be modern and cool and has a passion for building steampunk machines of destruction and Valkon's 'Arch Enemy' as his goal is to conquer Hell.

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" Sir Pentious laughed evilly while operating the controls of his ship as he grinned maliciously. "Those other cowardly Ssssssinners dare not hinder my territorial takeover! A wise decision! The power of my machines is unmatched!" Sir Pentious screamed as he proceeded to push two levers, and his hood flared open as his eyes glowed red. "No other demon can compare to the likessssss of I!"

"Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!" One of his Minions, who was named Egg Boi #23, says with a smile on his face as he and his comrades resemble sentient eggs that have small skinny black limbs as they have yellow eyes inside the large crack in their shells, and their mouths are an additional crack on the outside of their shells as their outfits consist of a black top hat with a pink/magenta stripe on them, a long-sleeved gray coat with yellow vertical stripes on them, a long-sleeved yellow shirt underneath, and a black tie.

"Yeah!" Egg Boi #666 says excitedly as Egg Boi #45 pops up out of nowhere.

"You really showed them what for. I liked it when you shot them with your ray gun."

"I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun." Egg Boi #23 says with a pout as Egg Boi #2 rubs his shell to comfort him.

"...Anyway...at this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of The Pentagram by day's end." Sir Pentious says with a malicious grin on his face as he pushes a few buttons and pulls levers towards him. "And nothing, not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from my constrictive grasp." Sir Pentious says with an evil laugh while squeezing Egg Boi #54 with his tail as Egg Boi #15 suddenly pops on the screen and pops open a bottle of whiskey onto Sir Pent's face, annoying him as he proceeds to swat said Egg Boi aside before throwing the squeezed Egg Boi aside as well as Sir Pentious was about to continue blowing things up, but then paused as a glaring Valkon could be seen flying straight towards them and crashed through the window of his Warship as he falls down into the ground while using his wings to protecting himself from the falling glass as the Sinner Demon desummoned them and stood up straight as he frowned stoically.

"Sir Pentious...seriously? You couldn't wait for a day or two or something? You just had to attack the Pride Ring, even though Extermination Day has literally ended like five hours ago." An annoyed Valkon says while placing his hands on his hips as a shocked Sir Pentious then composed himself and grinned sinisterly.

"Ah, Valkon, it's so nice to face you yet again. Are you ready to go into an epic battle once again, my arch foe?"

"Errrrrrr, yeah, but you're not really my arch-enemy. Just more of an annoyance and a nuisance." Valkon stated bluntly while rolling his eyes as Sir Pentious looked offended by what he said. "Now, while I usually like playing with you and such, but I promise my girls that I will watch Charlie's interview with Katie Killjoy today, so let's hurry this up." Valkon says while holding out his glowing dark blue arm as he uses his dark magic to summon a big dark blue/black double-headed battle axe and aim it at Sir Pentious, who hissed angrily as he griped his levers tightly.

"Oh, yeah? You think watching this 'interview' is more important than fighting your arch foe-,"

"You're not my arch foe."

"...well, you will be surely mistaken because, after I defeat you once and for all, Hell will be mine! And everybody will know the name of Sir Pen-,"

"EDGELORD!" A female voice rang out, surprising everyone inside of the Warship as they looked around confusedly.

"Pardon?!" An offended Sir Pentious asked Valkon, who rolled his eyes as he scoffed.

"Uh, in case you didn't notice, that was a girl's voice, and the last time I check, I don't have a pair of tits on my chest."

"Hmmm, you're right...did any of you said that, you fried chicken fetuses?!" A furious Sir Pentious asked while glaring over at two Egg Boiz as they trembled in fear. "Sssssssssspeak up!"

"That wasn't us, Mr. Bossman." Egg Boi #3 says nervously with his friend being petrified as a small bomb with a print of a skull on it breaks through Sir Pent's ship and lands right between Sir Pent and the two Egg Boiz as the bomb proceeds to blow up, leaving red smoke behind as Sir Pentious coughs and hacks as Valkon's sensitive hearing perked up at the sound of someone landing beside him and turned his head to see a smirking sexy cyclops standing beside him as she prepares another bomb in hand.

Standing before him is a 5'6-feet-tall, 44-year-old (Physically)/28-year-old (Mentally) Female Cyclops Sinner Demon with a singular eye that has an X-shaped light yellow pupil and a sunkist-coral sclera as she also wore a large amount of black mascara and eyeliner, long strawberry blonde-pink hair with platinum-blonde accents that reaches down to her waist as it was tied up into a high half-ponytail with the help of a black ponytail-holder, no ears/nose, a wide mouth with black lips and sharp pale yellow teeth, a sharp chin, a pair of slim white four-fingered arms, C-Cup Breasts, white skin with several sunkist-coral designs of bombs/explosions/swirled-lines tattoos on her right arm and also sports sunkist-coral freckle-like spots on her body, a short slender yet curvy-figure, a perky butt, and her outfit consists of a one-shouldered pinkish-red torn crop top with four pale yellow spots around the black X located on the left, a one-shouldered black bra underneath, a pair of different sets of fingerless Sunkist-coral gloves as one of them was a regular-length glove on her right hand and her left hand had an arm-length black-trimmed glove, a torn pinkish-red miniskirt with a pair of severely ripped black leggings underneath, a pair of pinkish-red shoes as one of them resembled a simple-pointed flat while on her left is a heeled cowboy-like boot with a multi-pointed off-white star on it. Her name is Cherri Bomb, a Cyclops Sinner Demon, one of Angel Dust's close friends and his partner in crime.

"You lookin' for a fight, old man?" Cherri Bomb asked with a feral grin on her face as she began to juggle around her cherry bomb. "Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I smash it." Cherri Bomb says while throwing her cherry bomb up into the air before catching it as a large pipe falls on top of an already dead Egg Boi, crushing him as Valkon, Sir Pentious, and Cherri Bomb momentarily look at the carnage. "...More." Cherri Bomb says while grinning sadistically as she then does a double take at the sight of Valkon. "Oh, shit, you're that Vigilante Guy, right? Damn, Angel told me about you. You look intimidating and hot as fuck."

"...Uh...thanks." A weirded-out Valkon says with a raised eyebrow as he then shakes his head and aims his weapon at Sir Pentious. "Anyway...uh..."

"Cherri Bomb."

"Right, look, Cherri, I was about to beat up this motherfucker before you got here, so want to lend a hand?" Valkon asked as Cherri Bomb grinned widely and nodded.

"Sure, let's do it, handsome." Cherri Bomb says while slapping Valkon's ass as he seemed a bit annoyed but said nothing about it as Sir Pentious glared at them ominously.

"Oh, so you both wanna go? Well, I'm happy to oblige." Sir Pentious says with an evil laugh while being backed up by his henchmen of Egg Boiz as Valkon and Cherri Bomb share a determined look as they then run forward to attack them, and the screen suddenly changes as we see the logo for 666 News appears in a black background, which is followed by the day's newscast as we see two reporters sitting behind their desks.

Sitting before the viewers is a 7'5-feet-tall, 32-year-old (Physically)/45-year-old (Mentally) Female Sinner Demon with a large round head as she has a pair of eyes that have rose-red eyes scleras with small white pupils, short light-blonde hair that flairs out into an almost fan-like shape with swept to the side bangs, no ears/nose, red lipstick, a long neck, a sharp chin, D-Cup Breasts, Pale Skin, a tall slim build with a long thin torso, a flat ass, and her outfit consists of a short long-sleeved rose-red dress with a low-cut sweetheart neckline with shoulder pads, and a pair of red high heel shoes as, every time she moves in a sudden way, cracking sounds can be heard coming from her body. Her name is Katie Killjoy, a Sinner Demon and the head anchor of 666 News, Hell's Premiere News Station.

Sitting before the viewers is a 5'4-feet-tall, 109-years-old (Physically)/42-year-old (Mentally) Male Sinner Demon as his head is composed of an expressive gas mask that is his entire face and neck as he has a sweep of ashy blonde hair, and wears a grey suit with a white collared shirt, what appears to be black gloves, a red tie, and a red pocket square. His name is Tom Trench, a Sinner Demon and co-anchorman at 666 News.

"Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy."

"And I'm Tom Trench. Chaos is out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side." Tom Trench says as an image of Sir Pentious trying to be hip, followed by a drawing of Cherri flipping the bird, and a glaring Valkon flying through the air with his body being covered in a black/blue magical aura is shown. "Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb, and the Vigilante of the Pride Ring, Valkon!"

"That's right, Tom. After the recent Extermination, many areas are now up for grabs." Katie Killyjoy says while clenching her fist tightly until a sharp crack rang out as a manically laughing Cherri Bomb tossed an Egg Boi at Sir Pentious, hitting his face squarely as he growled angrily and reached up to grab the Egg Boi as the Snake Sinner Demon then tossed it back to Cherri Bomb, who reached up to grab the Egg Boi and cracked him in half with ease, killing it as she proceeds to shove one of her cherry bombs inside and tossed it back to Sir Pentious with said person looking stunned and horrified by what she did as the explosive Egg Boi collided against him, and a big explosion occurred that sends him flying back as Valkon flew down to deliver a mighty kick across Sir Pentious's chest that sends him crashing down into the ground with a pained grunt. "Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory."

"Those three seem to be really going at it, huh?"

"Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hot spot." Katie Killjoy says while fishing out a tooth and a nail respectively from her mug of coffee as she proceeds to eat them.

"And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot," Tom says with a sly grin while wiggling his eyebrows suggestively as it briefly showed an image of a fighting Cherri Bomb, and the camera zoomed into her ass as Katie Killjoy laughed mockingly.

"Ha, ha, ha, you are a limp-dick jackass, Tom, or should I say, no dick?" Katie Killjoy asked with an evil grin while grabbing her coffee as she proceeded to pour scalding hot coffee onto Tom's crotch, causing him to screech in pain and agony as a picture of the smiling Princess of Hell appeared. "Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project. All that and more, after the break." Katie Killjoy says with a clearly annoyed tone, and her left eye twitched madly as she crushes her mug in her hand and turns to Trench, who is pathetically whimpering in pain as Katie rolls her eyes with a scoff. "Suck it up, you little bi-," Katie Killjoy says before the newscast was cut off and goes on a commercial break as we then cue over backstage, and we see the Prince of Hell watching the news awkwardly as he quickly turned it off, not wanting the girls to see what was going on with the turf war as the Princess of Hell can be seen trembling excitedly with a giddy smile on her face as her girlfriend was busy fixing her bow.

Standing backstage is a 6'4-feet-tall, 224-years-old (Physically)/24-years-old (Mentally) Male Nephilim with a pair of eyes that have yellow sclera and purple irises, shoulder-length blonde hair with purple streaks in them, no ears, a small black dog-like nose, a wide mouth with sharp white teeth, rosy red cheeks, a sharp chin, six retractable black wings with purple insides, a pair of slim white four-fingered arms, White Skin, a tall muscularly slim build, a pair of slim white four-toed human-like feet, and his outfit consists of a purple/black clothing that is somewhat like that of a circus ringmaster as he wears a purple-lined and purple-trimmed black popped-collared suit with several golden buttons as his coat is worn over a light purple-and-black striped waistcoat with two golden buttons, a small accessorized black bowtie, a pair of black gloves, and a pair of black boots as he carried around a black/purple staff that can be transformed into a black/purple kanabo. His name is Azrael Morningstar, the Hellborn Prince of Hell, the Co-Manager of the Happy Hotel, Lucifer and Lilith's Son, and Charlie's Younger Brother who supports his sister's dream but is skeptical too due to lack of evidence but nowhere near as much as everyone else who doubt Charlie's dream.

Standing backstage is a 6-feet-tall, 225-years-old (Physically)/25-years-old (Mentally) Female Nephilim with a pair of eyes that have light yellow scleras and red irises, thick black eyelashes and gray eyelids, long flowing blonde hair with lighter blonde and pink highlights as it was tied up into a twice-banded low ponytail and her blonde bangs flip to her left with a curl, no ears, a small black dog-like nose, a wide mouth with black lips and a pair of white fangs, rosy red cheeks, a sharp chin, six retractable golden wings with red insides, a pair of slim white four-fingered arms with long sharp black nails, F-Cup Breasts, White Skin, a tall slender hourglass build, a heart-shaped thick ass, a pair of slim white red-hooved feet, and her outfit consists of a long-sleeved form-fitting red tuxedo jacket with dark red lapels, a small black bow tie, black suspenders with an untucked long-sleeved white dress shirt, long red form-fitting pants, and a pair of black/white saddle shoes. Her name is Charlotte 'Charlie' Morningstar, the Hellborn Princess of Hell, Lucifer and Lilith's Daughter, Azrael's Older Sister, the founder of the Happy Hotel, and Vaggie and Valkon's girlfriend as she wants to do right by her kingdom and find a way to redeem Sinners into Heaven through rehabilitation at the Happy Hotel.

Standing backstage is a 5'10-feet-tall, 110 (Physically)/23-year-old (Mentally) Female Fallen Angel who subtly sports a moth-themed design as her right eye has a light pink sclera and ivory iris while her left eye has been replaced by a slate-gray eyepatch that sports a red-pink 'X' shape that glows when she is angry or irritated, knee-length grayish-white hair with faded-purple tips and long jagged bangs that cover the left side of her face, thin black eyebrows, a large goblin-like nose, a small mouth with black lips and a pair of small white fangs, a sharp chin, a pair of grayish-lavender slim four-fingered arms, E-Cup Breasts, Grayish-Lavender Skin, a tall slim hourglass build, a big bubble butt, a pair of grayish-lavender slim four-toed legs, and her outfit consists of a red hairbow with small tears on each side and two long tails attached to the back of her head, a black choker, a red blouse with a dark gray peter-pan collar and dark gray trimming on the sleeves as well as two dark gray buttons down the front, a pair of fingerless slate-gray opera gloves, a thick pale pink waistband with a black miniskirt, a pair of slate-gray thigh-high stockings that include white scallops at the cuff and toes. Her real name is Vagatha but she has renamed herself Vaggie, a highly skilled fighting Fallen Angel, a Former Exorcist, the Co-Manager of the Happy Hotel, and Charlie and Valkon's Shared Girlfriend.

"Okay! You remember what to say?" Vaggie asked.

"Yes! Let's do this!" A determined and grinning Charlie says as she then deflated a bit when Vaggie reaches over to place her hands on her shoulders with a serious glare on her face.

"Just in case, look at me and I'll mouth it to you."

"Come on, Vaggie," Charlie says with a disappointed tone while bending backwards as she then cartwheeled over to the snack table and reached over to grab a donut as the Princess of Hell ate it. "I know what to say. I practiced my speech and all of the questions that they will ask me with you and Valkon this morning. I just feel like we need to...I don't know, make things sound more exciting." Charlie says with a pout before gasping excitedly as she throws away the donut. "Hooo! What if I si-,"

"No," Azrael stated with a serious glare and a deep demonic voice while turning to face the girls as a pair of black horns protruded from his head, and his eyes scleras turned bright purple with black irises and slit pupils as, instead of looking scared, Charlie merely groaned in annoyance and pouted as she cutely stomps her foot into the ground childishly.

"Oh, come on, you don't even know what was I going to say."

"Charlie, I've lived with you all of my life, I know that you want to sing a song," Azrael says while morphing back into his default form as Vaggie walks over to fix Charlie's bow and grabs her shoulders as she shakes her girlfriend around.

"Charlie, I love you and all, but please, please don't sing. This is serious."

"Well, you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song," Charlie says while going over to climb up the snacks table and striking a pose as she and Azrael's Bodyguards watch her on curiously while happily munching on their doughnuts.

Floating before them is a 3-feet-tall, 115-year-old Male Demons as they resembled humanoid goats with white faces as they had a pair of eyes that had yellow scleras and red irises, a pair of long black horns, thick black eyebrows, long white snouts with black lips and sharp yellow teeth, pink spots on their cheeks as well as freckles located beside their eyes, sharp chins, a pair of slim red furry black hands that resemble hooves, a pair of black/red/scarlet dragon-like wings planted on their backs, Red Fur, short slim builds, long tails with the ends shaped into a point, and their outfits consist of long-sleeved black jackets, long-sleeved high-collared white buttoned up shirts, and red bow ties as the main differences between them is that Raz has more pink fur and his eyes are reptilian-like with thin vertical pupils while Daz's fur is more scarlet and his eyes are larger with his pupils being round and circular as Raz appears to have a normal-looking tongue while Daz has a more snake-like one as Raz's fur is a light shade of red while the stripe going down his snout is darker red in comparison, whereas Daz's fur is the exact opposite, dark red with the stripe on his snout being a lighter shade of red. Their names are Razzle and Dazzle, two small Demons that were created by Lucifer to serve the Royal Family and are now currently Charlie and Azrael Morningstar's personal bodyguards.

"But, life isn't a musical, hon," Vaggie says with a frown while placing her hands on her hips as Charlie sighed heavily and summoned her wings as she began floating around her Little Brother and Girlfriend.

"Fine, but, I have these other ideas of what to say," Charlie says while reaching behind her to pull out a piece of paper as she shows it to the duo. "The highlighted bits are the best part~,"

"Uh, it's all highlighted," Vaggie stated bluntly as Azrael leaned forward with a curious look on his face.

"Is this a drawing?"

"Yes. That's the happy ending, see? Everyone smiling and happy in Heaven." Charlie says while beginning to fantasize as she claps her hands together and gains starry eyes as Azrael sighs heavily and summons his own wings to fly upwards as he grabs Charlie's left arm.

"I don't think it's that simple, Big Sis," Azrael says while flying them down to land on the ground as they both desummoned their wings.

"Look, babe, just please follow the talking points that we went over," Vaggie says while going over to give Charlie a comforting kiss as she smiles at him reassuringly. "Now, go out there and pitch your idea."

"Yeah, Vaggie and I will stay back here and cheer you on from backstage and Valkon promised that he and Angel will watch the interview back at the Happy Hotel," Azrael says while subtly glancing down at his phone as he made sure to use it when the interview was done so that the girls wouldn't be disappointed that their boyfriend wasn't able to watch the interview due to him being busy with his work.

"Now, remember...do...not...sing," Vaggie says while kissing Charlie with each word that she said as the Princess of Hell blushes madly but nods with a pout.

"Okay, fiiiine. I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills." Charlie says while speaking in a Manly British Accent as she turns around to walk away.

"...She's definitely going to sing, huh?" Vaggie asked dryly as Azrael nodded, and both of them facepalmed as an oblivious Charlie walked over to Katie Killjoy, who was taking a whiff of her cigarette as the Princess of Hell held out her arm with a friendly, warm smile on her face.

"Hiii, I'm Charlie. Charlie Morningstar."

"Katie Killjoy," Katie stated bluntly while blowing out the smoke of her cigarette as the News Anchor then threw it away carelessly. "I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie, and you can put that away." Katie Killjoy says with a glare while gesturing over at Charlie's hand as she sneers in revulsion. "I don't touch the gays. I have standards."

"...I'm more of a bisexual, but-,"

"Don't care. Look, my time is money. So, I'll keep this short." Katie Killjoy says as she proceeds to poke Charlie's F-Cup Breasts and then her nose as said person looks a bit annoyed and disgusted but said nothing about it as Katie glares down at her. "You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment." Katie Killjoy says while gesturing over at a billboard of Jeffrey's cannibalism cooking show titled, 'It's Dahm Good!' in the background. "You might be some royal big shot, but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing 'Demon Princess' wants to advertise." Katie Killjoy says while doing air quotes as a bored and irritated Charlie turns over to see Tom shaking his head in disapproval as Katie continues boasting about her wealth and influence to Charlie, who is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more wealthy than she could ever be, but you don't see the Princess of Hell unnecessarily bragging about it.

"But, I-,"

"So, don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you." Katie Killjoy says with a threatening tone while leaning forward as she poked Charlie's chest once again.

"You know, for someone who hates the gays, you seem to like to touch my boobs a lot and seriously? Do you really think that you can bury me? What a joke. I can kill you without even transforming into my Full Demon Form, you fucking bitch." A dark voice in Charlie's head says, but didn't say anything outwardly as she merely smiles awkwardly at a glaring Katie.

"And we're live!" The Camera Demon yelled as Killjoy instantly rushed back to her desk while holding papers as she accidentally cracked her neck.

"Welcome back." Katie Killyjoy says with a fake cheerful smile while fixing her neck as Charlie unsurely went over to sit down next to her. "So, Charlotte-,"

"It's Charlie," Charlie says while smiling nervously as a spotlight flashes her way.

"Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about." Katie Killjoy says while gritting her teeth and her left eye twitching angrily as she struggles to hold in her outburst by clenching her pen, and an anxious Princess Charlie looks around as she spots Vaggie and Azrael motioning her to go on.

"Well, as most of you know, I was born here in Hell, and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me," Charlie says as Killjoy spots a slug and eagerly stabs it with her pen with an evil grin on her face as the slug's blood bursts all over. "Hell is my home and-," Charlie says before getting interrupted by having slug blood splattered across her cheek by a smirking Katie intentionally as the Princess of Hell merely summoned her Demon Tail and stretched it forward to wipe away the blood from her cheek as she then desummoned it.

"...you are my people. We...We just went through another Extermination." Charlie says with Killjoy quickly starts to lose interest and begins sleeping as Vaggie gives her a thumbs up and a smile as Azrael nods with a small smile on his face. "We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance." A glaring and more determined Charlie says while slamming her fist on the table as she wakes up a startled Killjoy. "I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence, so, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell?" Charlie asked rhetorically while standing up from her chair to walk around the crowd of News Cast Staff placed backstage as they stared at her confusedly/curiously.

"Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through...redemption?" Charlie asked with a sly grin while throwing her arms around two of the News Cast's Staff Members as, unknown to her, three male Imps and an Anthropomorphic Owl Demon stood near her as one of them was staring at her ass lustfully and his friends merely shakes their heads with a couple of groans. "Well, I think yes." An oblivious Charlie says with a smile while using her demonic magic to teleport herself back into her chair with a flash of golden magical light.

"So, that's what this project aims to achieve. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind. A hotel that rehabilitates sinners." A beaming Charlie says while holding out her arms in presentation as her broadcast is being shown at the Radio Shack, which many other demons are also watching by the streets and everywhere else in Hell as they were all either laughing loudly at what she said, are in total disbelief, thinks she is batshit crazy, and find the whole idea ridiculous as they couldn't take her seriously. "...Y'know? 'Cause hotels are for people passin' through...temporarily...I think it'll serve a purpose... a place to work toward redemption... yay..." Charlie says awkwardly while starting to lose her confidence as we see various Demons still watching her broadcast from The Radio Shack, and a familiar mysterious figure walks up to see her broadcast alongside a bunch of other demons watching such as Crymini and a handful of others.

"Stupid bitch." The Camera Demon says with a snicker as he then yelped in pain when a furious Vaggie punches him square in the face, and a glaring Azrael reached over to grab his camera as he proceeds to brutally beat him the fuck up.

"Look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside," Charlie says with a saddened look while looking around as Azrael wonders if his Big Sister is aware that some people are beyond salvation and redemption. "I know you do." Charlie says...before perking up as a 'genius' idea popped into her head. "Maybe I'm not getting through to you," Charlie says with a sly grin as Razzle and Dazzle are then alerted that their Princess is about to sing and that she may need their backup vocals as Vaggie groans and facepalmed as Azrael closes his eyes knowingly and shakes his head with his crossed arms as Charlie snaps her fingers and used her demon magic to make the room dark and a spotlight is shown over a piano that Charlie had conjured up as she laid upon it and Razzle and Dazzle flew over to sit down on the chair as they began playing it, and meanwhile, back at the Radio Shack, we see the mysterious figure and his shadow tilting their heads curiously as their smiles widen.

{Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow Song!}

I have a dream,

I'm here to tell,

About a wonderful, fantastic new hotel!

Yes, it's one of a kind, right here in Hell,

Catering to a specific clientele!

(Oooh-ooh-ooh!)

Charlie sang elegantly while standing up from her piano as she spread out her hands to pose for the confused News Cast Members before summoning her wings and flying up into the air with the others staring up at her silently and curiously as the Princess of Hell then used her demonic magic to summon one of her childish drawings of the Happy Hotel and her and her staff redeeming a Sinner Demon, turning him into an angel and allowed him/her to fly up into Heaven as Killjoy looks shocked while Trench looks around in bewilderment as Razzle and Dazzle provided the vocal backups for their Princess.

Inside of every demon is a rainbow,

Inside every sinner is a shiny smile,

Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac,

Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child!

Swiftly warping over to appear behind two tall Male Bird Demons, a cheerfully smiling Charlie wrapped her arms around them while desummoning her wings as she then zooms by and went passed underneath a Hellhound's tail while placing her fingers on her rosy cheeks and raising her mouth to form a smile before walking past a big sign that reads, 'Musical Logic' as the Princess of Hell can be seen walking down a broken and abandoned sidewalk as many Demons can be seen trying to kill their princess with their hatchets and battle axes, only for Charlie to use her superhuman speed and agility to easily avoid all of the attacks as she then hands a Masked Demon a sparkling pink cupcake and pats his head as the Female Nephilim then used her demonic magic to teleport away with a flash of golden light.

We can turn them 'round!

They'll be Heaven-bound!

With just a little time down at the Happy Hotel~!

Teleporting over to lay upon the News Anchor Desk, an alarmed Katie Killjoy and Trench leaned backwards as the Princess of Hell appeared before them and flashed them and the News Cast Staff a bright smile as she then adjusted her tuxedo before holding out her hands and summoned her Demon Horns, Eyes, Wings, and Tail as Vaggie stands with a disappointed expression on her face and shakes her head while Azrael sighed heavily as he facepalmed.

So, all you junkies, freaks, and weirdos,

Creepers, fuck-ups, crooks, and zeroes,

And downfallen superheroes, hope is here!

A determined Charlie could be seen floating in the air and takes out a bunch of syringes from a Doll Demon's head as we then see her taking a selfie with a Siamese Twin Demon in its cage and Razzle and Dazzle as we then see her fending off a perverted Several-Eyed Blob and a perverted Snail Demon can be seen staring at a sexy and beautiful Female Demon undressing from the window of her room as he then yelped in surprise when a smiling Charlie popped up in front of him and we then see the Princess of Hell booping a Couch Demon on the nose, and we then see Charlie floating in the air while wrapping her Demon Wings and Tail around a couple of Robber Demons and could be seen returning all of their stolen money into a box labeled, 'Charity' as we then see Princess Charlie wrapping arms around the necks of Fairybite and a Former White Wolf Miraculous User, who was a man from the 1800s named Phil Wyatt, as she smiled at them brightly and hopefully.

All of you cretins, sluts, and losers,

Sexual deviants and boozers

And prescription drug abusers

Need not fear!

A smiling and giggling Charlie can be seen lying down on a wooden pier and dipping her blonde hair into the water with a Fish Demon trying to eat it as we then see her walking by a Hooker and holding up a pair of panties in disgust as Charlie then warped herself over to her old school and held up a picture of her boyfriend and girlfriend while mocking her old rival about how she was finally able to get not only a boyfriend but also a girlfriend and how both of them were way hotter than any other lovers that she used to have as Vivian Fischer turned to glare at the Princess of Hell furiously, and we then see an awkward and sweating Charlie backing away from a bunch of Sex Offender Demons as she then turns to face a depressed Demon and run off to appear in a random alleyway as Princess of Hell reached over to grab some prescription drugs from a Blue Demon and threw it into a burning trash can, shocking and devastating him as Charlie smiled at him widely.

Forever again

We'll cure your sin

We'll make you well,

You'll feel so swell

Right here in Hell, at the Happy Hotel!

A Dragon Demon could be seen landing on a big wheelchair and is pushed by Razzle towards Princess Charlie, who was wearing a sexy white nurse uniform as she held out a clipboard with a drawing that reads, 'Diagnosis Evil, Prescription- Love and Fun' as well as the drawing of a smiley face and Dazzle appeared behind the Demon as he proceeds to inject a happiness serum into the patient, causing him to smile widely and beamed happily as we then see Princess Charlie appearing in front of a red heart background and smiled innocently while placing her hands behind her back as numerous Demons formed around her as if they were planning to attack her, only for her to briefly transform into her Full Demonic Form with a sinister grin on her face, scaring them away as Charlie then summoned her wings and flew away elegantly as the other Demons watched her go nervously in stunned shock.

Standing before them is Charlotte 'Charlie' Morningstar in her Full Demon Form, which consists of her being 7'5-feet-tall with a pair of eyes that have bright red scleras and white irises as well as slit pupils, black streaks above and below her eyes, much longer and thicker black eyelashes as they resemble butterfly wings, long flowing blonde hair with lighter blonde and pink highlights with her blonde bangs flip to her left with a curl as it reaches down to her feet and the ends of her hair was lit up with golden flames, a pair of dark-reddish horns protrude from her head, no ears, a small black dog-like nose, a wide mouth with black lips and filled with sharp white teeth as her white fangs were longer and sharper, rosy white cheeks, a sharp chin, six bigger and thicker retractable golden wings with red insides, a pair of muscularly slim white four-fingered clawed arms, K-Cup Breasts, Red Skin, a taller muscularly slender hourglass build, a long black tail with spikes and a triangular tip that has a heart in the center, a huge heart-shaped thick ass, a pair of muscular thick white red-hooved feet, and her outfit consists of a long-sleeved form-fitting red tuxedo jacket with dark red lapels, a small black bow tie, black suspenders with an untucked long-sleeved white dress shirt, long red form-fitting pants, and a pair of black/white saddle shoes.

There'll be no more fire,

And no more screams!

Just puppy dog kisses and cotton candy dreams,

And puffy-wuffy clouds, you're gonna be like, 'Wow!'

Once you check in with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!

Razzle and Dazzle can be seen aggressively playing the piano in unison as a more calmed Charlie flies down to land on the News Anchors Desk with her wings still out and spread out as she slides over to Killjoy's right and transformed into her Partial Demon Form while raising her arm as she summoned a huge pillar of hellish golden flames before sliding over to Trench's left as Charlie then turned to face him and her face suddenly cracked apart as her head broke apart four ways, revealing a nightmarish insect-like black gooey face, alarming and terrifying him as she then morphed back into her Default Form and could be seen suddenly riding around on a large cloud that the Princess of Hell summoned with her demonic magic while also holding up a puppy in one hand and a stick of cotton candy in her other hand as Charlie cuddles them both close to her chest with a warm blush on her face as she then deconjured her magical constructs and landed down on the News Anchor Desk as Princess Charlie does a high note, impressing Azrael while an embarrassed Vaggie covered her face with her hands as she at least smiled lovingly at hearing her girlfriend sing.

So, all your cartoon porn addictions,

Vegan rants, psychic predictions,

Ancient Roman crucifixions

End right here!

A smirking Princess Charlie walked down through Pride Ring as she confiscates a Neckbeard Demon's Hellphone and deadpanned at the sight of the Hide Away Softcore Porn between her and that Verbalase guy, who legit wasted 50K to have his self-insert fuck her as a disgusted and glaring and mortified Charlie broke the phone apart with her super strength and open her mouth to fire a big stream of golden hellish flames at a Vegan Demon's Hellphone, burning it into hot goo as she then confiscates the spell books and crystal ball of a Psychic Demon and avoids running into a crucified demon and knocks over two other crucified demons as Charlie then throws away all the confiscated items off a cliff and dusted off her hands with a satisfied smirk on her face.

All you monsters, thieves, and crazies,

Cannibals and crying babies,

Frothing mouth that's full of rabies,

Filled with cheer!

A smiling and nervous Charlie can be seen clenching the hands of two Monstrous Demons as we then see her pointing finger guns over a Dog Demon trying to steal baguettes from an insect demon whose hood flares open, and a smirking Charlie could be seen tempting the Cannibal Demons with a severed arm on a plate as she then glanced over at a Possum Demon Mother and her Rabid Babies with an annoyed frown on her face as the Princess of Hell rushed over to a Hellhound with rabies in her mouth as she then pulled her close to a hug with a big wide excited smile on her face.

You'll be complete!

It'll be so neat!

Our service can't be beat!

You'll be on easy street! (Yes!)

Life will be sweet at the Happy Hotel~!

(Yeah!)

A humming Charlie Morningstar can be seen completing a Puzzle Demon with the help of Razzle and Dazzle as a Wrecking Ball Demon appeared out of nowhere and swung over to destroy the Puzzle Demon with a traumatized-looking and shocked Charlie awkwardly giving him two thumbs up, and we then see her in a Doorman Uniform as she danced a bit, and we then see the Princess of Hell hugging three Demons, which include Mimzy, as we then see the Princess of Hell dancing around in place while morphing into her Full Demon Form as a red pentagram appeared underneath her and a cheering and giggling Charlie summoned her wings as she took off into the air and appeared in a land made of candies and sweets as she struck a pose in mid-air.

{Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow Song Over!}

"Hah...hah...hah...hah...hah...hah...hah...hah...hah...hah.." Charlie panted heavily, feeling rather exhausted from signing, dancing, and using her magic a lot as everyone in the News Station, minus Vaggie and Azrael, looked at her with pure disgust and disbelief...before everyone in the audience, including Killjoy and Trench, all began to laugh at Charlie, who clearly looks crushed and devastated as she weakly flies down to land back on her seat and desummoned her wings while morphing back into her Default Form as there was a boo section in the news and the Demons look uninterested.

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"What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just... because?!" A laughing Katie Killjoy says with a taunting grin on her face as a somber Charlie then composes herself and regains a determined grin as she turns to her.

"Well, we have a patron already, who believes in our cause and he's shown incredible progress."

"Oh?" Katie Killjoy says while feigning shock as she smirks at her sinisterly. "And who might that be?"

"Oh, just someone named...Angel Dust." Charlie says while trying to look smug and confident as she checks her nails.

"The porn star?" Tom asked with a surprised tone as Katie slowly turned to him menacingly.

"You fucking would, Tom." Katie Killjoy says mockingly with Tom having the decency to look sheepish and embarrassed as she then turned to the Princess of Hell. "In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube." Katie Killjoy says while motioning a handjob as Charlie narrowed her eyes and shakes her head as she grinned cockily.

"Oh, I beg to differ. He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now."

"Really? Interesting." Katie Killjoy says sarcastically as she then places her head on her hand. "So, tell me, how many staff members do you have?"

"...Oh...uh...three more or less. My Little Brother, and my boyfriend and girlfriend." Charlie says awkwardly as Katie Killjoy laughs maliciously.

"Seriously?! Only three staff members?! And you are expecting all of Hell to take you seriously?!"

"Yeah, because soon, we will get a hundred staff members." Charlie retorted childishly as she struggled to not summon her wings due to her rising anger. "Besides, even if there are only four of us so far, each of us is serious with redeeming Sinners. In fact, my boyfriend stayed behind at the Happy Hotel to support me alongside Angel Dust." Charlie says with a confident smirk as Katie merely rolls her eyes but then perks up as her earpiece sparks to life and smirks devilishly as she turns to face the camera.

"Breaking news, we are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war. Let's go to the live feed." Katie Killjoy says as it then showed a live feed of Angel Dust stepping on an Egg Boi and throwing a grenade over at Sir Pentious while a glaring Valkon can be seen firing bolts of black/blue magical lightning up at his warship in the background as Azrael facepalmed.

"Damn it..." Azrael says with a groan while Vaggie looks stunned as Charlie stares at the screen in defeat.

"Oh...shit."

"Oh, shit, indeed. It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than porn actor, Angel Dust." Katie Killjoy says while faking a surprised gasp as she grins evilly. "And it seems that the Princess of Hell's Boyfriend, who is really the Vigilante Valkon, is CERTAINLY not staying back at the princess's crappy hotel and supporting his stupid girlfriend, but is instead participating in the violent turf war. What a juicy coincidence. You must feel really stupid, right now." Katie Killjoy says mockingly while she and Trench laugh as Charlie stares at the live feed in distress and attempts to block it from the audience's view.

"Don't look at this!"

"Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival." Katie Killjoy says while looming over Charlie as everyone in the room starts bursting into laughter. "Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure, princess?"

"Yeah, well..." Charlie says while trying to think of a comeback as she looks around and spots Killjoy's pen as the Princess of Hell reaches over to grab it. "...how does it feel that I got your pen, huh?! Bitch!" Charlie screamed with a demonic tone while morphing into her Partial Demon Form and summoning her wings defiantly as everybody instantly stopped laughing, and a now silent and angry Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench gave her the death stare as the Princess of Hell then blinked sheepishly and morphed back into her Default Form as she drops the pen. "Errrrrr, wait, I didn't mean to-,"

"You fucking cunt." Katie Killjoy says with a demonic and ominous tone, causing a now scared and nervous Tom to run away from his co-star just as she transforms into her Full Demon Form, which gives her an extra pair of eyes as they, alongside her original pair of eyes, glowed bright red and gained two extra pairs of arms that resemble the front legs of a praying mantis that were placed right below her usual pair of arms as Katie gains sharper teeth. "You are dead!" Katie Killjoy screamed while rushing over to throw a punch at Charlie, who nonchalantly raised her arm to catch her punch with a flat look on her face as she raised her other hand and placed it on Killjoy's chest as Charlie tried to gently push her away, but accidentally put too much strength into her push as she sends a screeching Katie Killjoy over to crash against the wall, hard enough that it cracked as she yelped in pain.

"Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot how weak you Sinners are!" Charlie yelled, genuinely feeling guilty as she ran over to Katie Killjoy and held out her arm. "Are you okay?"

"Fuck off, bitch!" Katie Killjoy snapped while slapping her hand away as she glared up at Charlie. "Just go back to your Mexican Moth Whore of a Freak over there and go and suck that self-righteous limped dick prick!" Katie Killjoy yelled, angering Charlie as her left eye twitched and took deep breaths to try and calm her nerves. "Awww, what's wrong, princess? Getting mad? Are you going to throw another temper tantrum? Are your Daddy and Mommy going to bail you out again? Oh, wait, that's right, you don't HAVE a mommy anymore."

"THAT'S IT! YOU ARE DEAD, BITCH!" An enraged Charlie screamed while morphing into her Partial Demon Form as she proceeds to tackle Katie Killjoy into the wall and began punching the shit out of her.

"Oh, it's on!" A glaring Azrael shouted while morphing into his Partial Demon Form as he grinned deviously. "It's time I remind everyone why I am here! A reminder to all, not to mess with the Prince of Hell!" Azrael roared furiously while going over to join in on the fight as Vaggie tried in vain to stop them, but then yelped in pain when a Demon slammed a chair down on her head, causing her to slash off his arm by summoning her Angelic Spear as a big fight occurred and everyone began fighting each other as chaos rang out.

Meanwhile, elsewhere, we see a glaring Valkon flying through the air and avoiding all of the incoming bullets, and what seems to be explosive purple firework rockets down at him as he then raises his arms, and his fingers glow a bright blue/black as he began firing eight long blue/black magical beams of energy that vaporized all of the bullets and purple firework rockets into nonexistence as the Vigilante Sinner Demon then used his dark magic to summon a big blue/black double-headed battle axe and waved it forward to send out a giant blue/black energy wave that collided against Sir Pentious's Warship as it was sent flying back.

Looking around, Valkon then spotted Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb taking cover behind a trench as a big army of Egg Boiz could be seen rushing towards them while firing bullets at them with their guns as he narrowed his eyes and flew downwards at high speeds as the Sinner Demon then began floating off the ground and flew forward while spreading out his wings as they crash against numerous Egg Boiz, breaking them apart with ease as he front flipped over to crash down on top of several Egg Boiz, breaking them apart and covering his legs with egg shells and yellow yolk as the duo popped their heads out and nodded to him gratefully as Cherri pulled out a rocket launcher and fired numerous rocket missiles into the air to blow up several Egg Boiz as Angel Dust laughed maniacally pulled out two drum mag M1928 Thompsons and held them with his four arms as he fired numerous bullets that shredded apart multiple Egg Boiz.

Nodding in satisfaction and desummoning his wings, Valkon then whirled around to face the army of Egg Boiz as he held out his double-headed battle axe and began spinning it around rapidly, covering it with blue/black magical electricity as the Vigilante Sinner Demon then tossed his weapon forward and it flew through the air, slicing and blasting apart various Egg Boiz as Valkon's ear twitched and glanced up to see groups of Egg Boiz standing around on the rooftops of random buildings as he narrowed his eyes stoically and raised his glowing blue/black magical energy covered hands as Valkon summoned black clouds above the group of Egg Boiz and shoots out several blue magical lightning bolts down at them that blew up Sir Pentious Minions into billion pieces.

"Hey! Thanks for backing me up, Angie!" A grateful Cherri Bomb screamed as she fired more missiles from out of her rocket launcher.

"Ha, ha, ha, you kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages." Angel Dust says while placing his hands behind his head as Cherri Bomb briefly launches another cherry bomb into the battle and blows up several Egg Boiz as a couple of Egg Boiz try to sneak over and attack them, only for Valkon's weapon to fly back onto the scene and sliced through them as the Vigilante Sinner latched onto said weapon with his tail.

"Okay, I'm starting to love this guy more and more." Cherri Bomb says with a feral grin as she then turns to her Best Friend. "Anyway, Where've you been, dude? I thought you up and died or some shit-Wait, hold on...are you fucking this guy?" A jealous and curious Cherri Bomb asked while gesturing over at Valkon as Angel pouted.

"Oh, I wish." Angel Dust says while lighting a bomb and handing it to Cherry Bomb, who tosses it over to the battlefield. "I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Goliath over here and some broads and a douchebag are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice." Angel Dust says before yelping in surprise and fear as a glaring Valkon slams his black/blue double-headed battle axe down near his feet.

"Watch it," Valkon says with a threatening demonic tone as Angel Dust sweated nervously and nodded just as the explosion sets off in front of them, blowing up a lot of Egg Boiz as the trio then shared a determined look and nodded as they jumped out of cover. "Sorry, Egg Boiz, but I prefer my legs fried," Valkon says with a glare while holding out his arms as he fired dual bursts of blue/black flames that incinerated a lot of Egg Boiz, and Cherri Bomb continued firing more and more cherry bombs to blow up a lot of Egg Boiz as Angel Dust continues to shoot down Egg Boiz with his guns.

"Uh, what I mean is, that I've been staying at a wonderful hotel on the other side of town. Goliath and some incredible and fantastic ladies and a delightful gentleman are lettin' me stay rent-free if I try to do their little stupid redemption project." Angel Dust says with a sarcastic tone as, while Valkon looks annoyed, he said nothing and continues incinerating more and more Egg Boiz. "Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no 'problematic language'-Her words, not mine." Angel Dust says while stepping on a broken tile, launching a rushing Egg Boi airborne and shooting him from behind as he sighs again. "These crazy bitches and assholes are are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!"

"Ho-ly shit!" A disbelieving and smiling Cherri Bomb says as Angel Dust looks at the leftover smudge on his finger and grins slyly.

"Well, sorta clean. Just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marching powder."

"WHAT?!" A furious Valkon snapped while glowing a bright blue/black magical energy as he glared over at Angel Dust, who smiled flirtatiously as he was about to tease him, but then yelped in surprise when a glaring Sir Pentious threw his chains forward and it wrapped around his body as he then throws him to the side.

"Ohh~ Harder, Daddy ~!"

"Son?!" A shocked Sir Pentious asked with starry eyes, taking what he said seriously as a bewildered Angel Dust raised an eyebrow just as Cherri Bomb leaped over to kick him to the side as Valkon summoned his wings and flew over to slam his black/blue double-headed battle axe down at Sir Pentious's tail, slicing it off as he screamed in agony and pain as dark red blood rang out and the Snake Sinner Demon hissed angrily with his hood flaring open and his eyes glowed a bright cerise as he swiftly regenerated his sliced off tail.

"Grrrrrr, you big brute and whores have no classss! In war, The side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle!"

"Or the side that ain't dead." Cherri Bomb says with a sly grin while decapitating an Egg Boi that tried to attack her as Angel Dust stands up and removes the chains restricting him as Valkon flies over to land beside them.

"Speakin' a style, is your hat like, alive or something?"

"You know, I was wondering that too," Valkon says with a nod as Sir Pentious smiles and gestures up at his hat.

"Oh, well, you see, it's-Wait, that's none of your GOD DAMN BUSSSSINESS! Now, is it?"

"Hah, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?" Angel Dust asked with a smirk as Valkon and Cherri Bomb laughed.

"Hah, nice." Valkon says while sharing a high five with Angel Dust as a sign that says, 'Loser', can be seen in the background pointing at Sir Pentious.

"Grrrrrrr, I'm going to blow you to bitssss!"

"Hm, kinky." Angel Dust says while eyeing him up and down as Sir Pentious blushed heavily with his hood flaring open as a sign that says 'Pussy' can be seen pointing at him in the background

"Oh, not like that! Pervert! Capture them!" Sir Pentious ordered just as three Egg Boiz appeared while holding tentacle launchers as they pressed the trigger and fired multiple black metal tentacles that wrapped around Valkon, Angel Dust, and Cherri Bomb's arms and legs as they got restrained. "Not so cocky now, are we?!" Sir Pentious asked with a sinister glare as he reached behind him to pull out a drill.

"Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole time. And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on." An unamused Angel Dust says while popping out his extra arms to reveal an M1928 as he shoots a surprised Sir Pentious away. "I mean, it's just sad."

"And seriously, you call Angel Dust a prevent when you make tentacle launchers? Having fun with the misses or something?" A bemused Valkon asked as a recovered Sir Pentious stood up with an angry hiss.

"I don't have a wife!"

"Oh, then it's for self-pleasure? Weird, although I won't judge, but I'm not really into tentacles, sorry." Valkon says while closing his eyes and opening his giant eye as it glowed a bright blue/black magical energy and fired a big beam of blue/black energy that zigzagged across the area and blasted through the tentacles restraining the group as well as the Egg Boiz placed behind them and they blew up.

"Thanks, Goliath." Cherri Bomb praised while slapping Valkon's thick behind as he looked a bit more amused than annoyed like earlier. "Anyway, Angie, think you're gonna get in a lotta trouble for this?"

"What's one little brawl gonna cause?" Angel Dust asked casually while retracting his third set of arms as, unknown to them, Charlie and Killjoy can be seen trying to duke it out on each other like it's some sort of WWE match while a fire alarm goes off in the background as the Princess of Hell easily broke out of her grip and performed a killer frontflip kick that sends her flying over to Azrael, who delivered a mighty punch across her face, sending her flying away as a glaring Vaggie can be seen punching and kicking and even stabbing various News Cast Members away as Trench ran onto the scene, covered in golden hellish flames accidentally caused by Charlie as he screamed, 'WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!'.

"So, I see you for what you really are! You're pathetic! Nothing but a useless, snivelling lump of MEAT!" Azrael roared at Katie Killjoy as she fumed.

"Shut up! You're nothing but the Morningstar Family Toy! A dog for the royal family who is not even fit to call himself a prince-!"

"SILENCE! I'm a dog, then you're dog food!" Azrael screamed while summoning his Hellhound of Baskerville hand to begin eating a screeching and pained Katie Killjoy.

"Let's just hurry this up already before the others find out what happens..." Valkon says before trailing off as he glances up and spots a large TV attached to a nearby skyscraper as the Sinner Demon is shocked to see the 666 News and spots one of his girlfriends and her brother beating Katie Killjoy the fuck up while his other girlfriend kicked a flaming Trench hard in the balls which caused him to crash down into the ground with a pained whimper as Valkon also spotted live video footage of his and the others battle with Sir Pentious. "...Oh, shit...ugh, alright, let's finish this quickly," Valkon says with a groan, knowing that he got caught as he then goes over to a nearby building and reaches over to grab it as, much to Angel's enjoyment and Cherri and Sir Pent's shock, the Sinner Demon was able to latch onto the building and used his superhuman strength to rip it out of its foundation as he raised the building above his head and tossed it forward as the building pierced through Sir Pentious's War Ship, damaging it greatly as it then crashed down into the ground.

"MY WAR SHIP!" A horrified and saddened Sir Pentious screamed with his jaw dropped as a stunned Cherri Bomb dropped the cheery bomb that she was holding.

"Ho...ly...shit..."

"Yeah, why else do you think that I call him, 'Goliath'?" A smug-faced Angel Dust asked as Cherri Bomb then shook her head and turned to Valkon in disbelief and surprise.

"Wait, if you could've done that this whole time, then why didn't you destroy that Edgelord's War Ship earlier?"

"Well, I may have intentionally delayed the fight a bit because I have been itching for some action too." A sheepish Valkon says as Angel Dust gives him a seductive grin and walks over to wrap his four arms around him.

"Heh, if you had been itching for some action, I will be glad to help you~,"

"And you ruined it." A deadpan Valkon says as he pushes Angel Dust away. "Let's just finish this already," Valkon says as the duo nods and Angel Dust takes out a Thompson Gun while Cherri Bomb takes out one last cherry bomb as the Sinner Demon grips his black/blue double-headed battle axe tightly and the trio then pounced onto Sir Pentious and his army as they prepare to clash just as multiple split screens appeared as we see that Princess and Prince Charlie and Azrael were still fighting against Katie Killjoy as Trench is still on fire and wailing around in agony as Vaggie slashed apart various News Cast Staff and all of them screamed in unison as they continued fighting.

---

"..." An awkward and tense silence rang out as we see the Morningstar Royal Family Limousine driving through the streets of the Pride Ring, heading back to the Happy Hotel as Charlie can be seen lying on Valkon's lap and looking out the window with a somber and guilty look on her face as he rubbed her head to comfort her and Vaggie and Azrael sat next to them as the Prince of Hell glared furiously at Angel Dust while the Fallen Angel's left eye twitched in annoyance due to the Porn Star amusing himself by playing with the car window roller repeatedly, but then stopped upon noticing everyone staring at him as he raised an eyebrow confusedly.

"...What?"

"What? WHAT?! What were you DOING?!" An angry Vaggie asked while gripping her hair so tightly that she accidentally ripped off bits of her hair.

"Ugh, look, I owed my girl buddy a solid. Isn't that a 'redeeming quality'? Helping friends with stuff?" Angel Dust asked while doing air quotes and rolled his eyes as Azrael fumed.

"Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide and using cocaine."

"Snitch." Angel Dust says while glaring over at Valkon, who says nothing as he continues comforting the Princess of Hell. "Anyway, relax, it wasn't that bad." Angel Dust says while proceeding to play with the button of the car window roller again as he then yelped in surprise when a glaring Vaggie throws an unfolded pocket knife at the window roller with a growl as the Porn Star groaned loudly. "Aw, come on, I had to. My credibility was on the line. I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona." Angel Dust asked while brushing past his hair as he then suggestively pushed up his chest floof. "Besides, why aren't you giving Valkon shit? He helped out too."

"First of all, Valkon explained the situation to us perfectly and told us that he only came there to stop you from taking any more drugs and only interfered with the turf war because that Sir Pentious douchebag attacked him first. It's his job to stop stuff like that. Second, he's not one trying to redeem himself. You are. Third, your credibility? What about the hotel's credibility?" A furious Vaggie asked as she gestured over at a defeated Charlie being comforted by Valkon. "Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke."

"Ah, no, no, no, babe," Angel says with a scoff as he rolls his eyes. "Jokes are funny. I made you look...uh, sad, and pathetic. Like an orphan...with no arms...or legs...Oh! With progeria!" A beaming Angel Dust says as he then points over at Azrael and Charlie. "Besides, it's not like I'm the only one who got into a brawl. You two did as well."

"Eh, she was barely worth the hassle. Such a shame that I seriously overestimated her. As a Demon, Katie Killjoy was just a pathetic piece of shit. Now she's nothing but dog shit." Azrael says with a smug grin as Valkon, after comforting his near-crying girlfriend, turns over to Angel Dust with a pleading look on his face.

"Can you please stop running your mouth already?"

"Most people don't say that~,"

"Ugh, can you please just try to take this seriously?" Valkon asked with a scowl as he rubbed a shaking and tearful Charlie's back. "I still can't believe that we decided to have you be the first Sinner for us to redeem," Valkon says with crossed arms and a scowl as he remembers that day perfectly.

~[Flashback-A Month Ago]~

"Fucking pompous shithead." Angel Dust says with an annoyed tone while leaning against a lampost in a random street and smoking a joint as the Royal Morningstar Limousine rode up to him and rolled down one of its windows as Angel Dust raised an eyebrow curiously and shrugged as he tossed away his cigarette and walked over to peer into the window. "Well, hey there, see some-," Angel Dust says before doing a double take at the sight of Charlie lying on Valkon's lap and waving at him awkwardly with Vaggie facepalming in the background with a groan as Azrael looked away with an annoyed look on his face as Anthony blinked a couple of times before narrowing his eyes as he leaned against the royal limo. "Oh, whoa now, while I have no problem having sex with Goliath and Purple Streaks over there, I charge extra for ladies, and also, am I going to have sex with all of you at once or will some of you watch? I'm good either way."

"Okay, yeah, we are going to stop you right there. We're not here for your sexual services." A blank-faced Valkon says while raising his hand with the others nodding in agreement as Angel seems disappointed.

"Yeah, we were wondering if we could talk to you real quick," Charlie says with a warm smile as Angel scoffed and whirled around as he leaned back against the limo.

"I'm on the clock, sista. Ya gotta pay if you wanna waste my time."

"Oh, yes, sure, I can do that." A beaming Charlie says while leaning over to open the door as Angel Dust raises an eyebrow confusedly but shrugged as he began making his way into the limo and Valkon closed the door behind him as he, Vaggie, and Azrael were annoyed when the Porn Star intentionally shoved his ass into their faces.

"Alright, you got any booze in this fancy-ass car?" Angel Dust asked while sitting down on the couch as a glaring Vaggie turned to her girlfriend.

"Are you sure THIS is the one you want to talk to?"

"Yes, he's good. I can tell." Charlie says with an innocent smile as Angel Dust poses sexily on the seat.

"Did you just quote Lilo and Stitch?" A smirking Valkon asked while bopping Charlie's nose as she giggled and nodded.

"So, what's what? Like I said, I'm on the clock." Angel Dust says while leaning back against his chair casually as Azrael turns to him.

"Okay, so let's start off with introductions," Azrael says as he then gestured at himself and the others. "As you know, I'm Prince Azrael-,"

"Never heard of ya."

"...I'm Prince Azrael and this is my older sister, Princess Charlie, and these are her lovers, Valkon, and Vaggie-,"

"LIKE VAGINA?!" A shocked Angel Dust asked with a laugh as everyone gave him flat looks.

"Oh, yeah, like I haven't heard THAT before," An irritated Vaggie says while crossing her arms as she calms down when Charlie gets off Valkon's lap and said person scoots over to place his hands on the Fallen Angel's shoulders to rub them in a comforting way.

"Anyway...what's your name?" Azrael as Angel Dust gave him an incredulous look.

"Angel. Angel Dust."

"..."

"The Porn Star."

"..."

"Oh come on, how can you not know who I am? I'm kinda famous here, bitch." Angel Dust asked with an annoyed look as Valkon shrugged.

"I haven't watched Porn in a long time, and even then, I'm straight, so I don't watch gay porn."

"Ditto," Azrael added as Vaggie purred at her boyfriend's touch before composing herself as she reached up to grab his hands and gently pulled them away as the Fallen Angel then gave the Porn Star a serious look.

"Anyway, we have a proposition for you," Vaggie says as she then gestured over at Charlie, who eagerly held out a childish drawing of her Hotel. "Your Princess Charlie here has repurposed one of her Family buildings into a Rehabilitation Centre for souls like you who we think have a chance at redemption. Our goal is to get a damned soul into heaven. At least one, just to prove if it's possible."

"Is it?"

"We...don't know yet," Azrael says awkwardly as Charlie raises her arm nervously.

"But we want you to be our first test subject."

"Uh, why me?" Angel Dust asked with crossed arms and a raised eyebrow as Valkon shrugged.

"Well, we could lie, and say that we chose you because you seem like someone who regrets his life choices and would be interested in self-reflection and bettering himself, but in all seriousness, we have been talking to Demons all day and nobody has agreed to it, so we just choose you randomly," Valkon stated bluntly as Angel Dust blinked a couple of times before he began laughing heavily, so hard that he crashed down into the ground. "Look, asshole, if you agree to help us with our redemption project, you will get free meals, free housing, and word that you will get protection from Hell's constant hazards."

"That if you agree to attend what activities and genuinely attempt to rectify your behavior."

"Sounds lame." Angel Dust insulted, angering the group as a nervously smiling Charlie leaned forward.

"Aw, you can't tell me that you enjoy standing on the street waiting for someone to pay to...uh...you know..." A blushing Charlie says as Angel Dust gives him a sly grin.

"Hmmm...I don't know...please finish that sentence~," Angel Dust says, causing Charlie to blush harder as Vaggie and Azrael fumed harder and were about to speak up but stopped Valkon as he held out his hand.

"No, guys, relax, there's no point in trying to continue convincing Angel Dust into joining our Redemption Project. Clearly he doesn't believe that he has what it takes to seek redemption." Valkon says with a mischievous tone while winking over at his friends as Angel Dust subtly frowns.

"Hey, what does that mean?"

"Wellllllll, it's obvious that you love your current life of being a good-for-nothing drug-addicted porn star, so we might as well not waste our time with you," Valkon says while using his magical telekinesis to open the door as he gestured outside. "You can leave now. We will just find a way better and sexier candidate tomorrow-,"

"Hey! Who said that I'm not a sexy and good pick?!" An enraged Angel Dust asked as he pointed over at Valkon. "Listen here, Goliath, I'm the best pick that you all could possibly choose! You broads and assholes don't know me! I could be whatever I want to be!"

"Then prove it then," Valkon says with a sly smirk as Angel Dust grumbles with a glare.

"...I'm in."

"REALLY?!/Great/Really?!/For real?" Charlie, Valkon, Vaggie, and Azrael asked in glee, knowingly, surprise, and confusion as Angel Dust nodded.

"Yeah, I'm also three months late on my rent, so free housing sounds fucking good to me. Plus, it will be nice not to have to suck my landlord's dick every month...unless you both want me to?" Angel Dust asked Valkon and Azrael teasingly as they gave him blank looks.

"Yeah, sorry, but no," Valkon says as Angel Dust sighs heavily.

"Ah, I get it, you already have those broads sucking your dick, huh? Tell me, is he hung like an Eiffel Tower or is it like Finding Nemo?"

"He's not small, pendejo," Vaggie says with a scowl before covering her mouth in embarrassment as Angel Dust laughed.

"Ha, ha, knew it. Anyway, if that's all, then I guess I should probably get back to work today, at least. If you guys aren't paying for playing, then I still need to make about-," Angel Dust says before getting interrupted by Charlie summoning a huge wad of cash in his hands with a small burst of golden hellish flames. "...uh...what is this?"

"Money."

"For?"

"For helping us," Charlie says with starry eyes and a warm smile on her face as both Valkon and Vaggie find this absolutely adorable.

"...Is this a trick?"

"Trust me, my sister can't do tricks," Azrael says as Charlie nods and reaches over to place her hand on Angel Dust with a sincere look on her face.

"Yeah, this is an investment in you. There's a lot more to you than what you think you are, Angel. We want to help you." Charlie says with her usual radiant smile as Angel Dust looks genuinely surprised by this and can't help but be a bit touched.

"Uh, okay? I mean, I don't really need your help, so uh, yeah, thanks." Angel Dust says awkwardly while making his way out of the limo as he turns to them. "So, we will be in touch, huh?"

"Yes, and thank you." A grateful Charlie says before closing up the door as the Royal Morningstar Limo drove off, leaving behind a stunned Angel Dust as he glanced down at the wad of cash in his hands in shock.

~[Flashback Over]~

"Yeah, well, sucks for you, but you are stuck with me, Goliath, whether you like it or not." Angel Dust says with a smug grin as he then began searching around the limousine. "Anyway, does this limo have any liquor?"

"Angel..."

"Ugh, fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby." Angel Dust says while snapping his finger at her with a smile as Vaggie fumed.

"Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?!"

"Whatever pisses you off more...is there seriously no liquor in here?!" An annoyed Angel Dust asked as Vaggie growled.

"I'm gonna kill 'im."

"Get in line," Azrael says with a glare as Charlie is comforted enough to get out of her depressed state but still laid on Valkon's lap as he kisses her forehead to calm her down.

"Too late, toots-Wait, would that make me double dead? Hah, and where exactly do I go? To Double Hell?" Angel Dust asked with a laugh as Azrael shrugged.

"Most likely end up in purgatory if you are slain with an angelic weapon."

"Yeah, well, like Disney Princess will allow that, so it looks like you're stuck with me, bitches, get used to it." Angel Dust says while folding his arms confidently as Vaggie angrily grits her teeth.

"¡Con una mierda, malparido hijo de-! (For fuck's sake, you bastard son of-!),"

"Vaggie, cálmate, mi amor. No podemos permitir que suba aún más su presión arterial (Vaggie, calm down, my love. We can't have you raise your blood pressure even more)," Valkon says while reaching out his free arm to grab onto Vaggie's hip and pull her closer into his and Charlie's shared cuddle, calming her down tremendously by their presence as she still glared daggers at Angel Dust.

"Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around." Angel Dust says with a grin as he gestured out of the window. "You got a bunch a fuckin' Harlequin babies down here."

"Tch, yeah right, you're one to talk. You look like a freaking humanoid spider." Azrael says with a smug smirk as Angel Dust glares at him.

"Hey, listen here, Purple Streaks, this body is flawless." Angel Dust says while gesturing at his body as he then pushes up his chest fluff and reaches in to take out a letter. "And I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it." Angel Dust says while holding out the letter as it features a small picture of a dirty naked old man, who ironically has a 'No Angel Dust' tattoo, smothering his mouth on an Angel Dust Body Pillow and a message at the bottom saying, 'Show me your feet!-Bryrin, #1 Fan/Critic'.

"You are nothing but a selfish prick. After that train wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel, and it's all thanks to you and your selfish bullshit." Vaggie says angrily with Charlie growing worse and undoing Valkon's work as she cuddled into his body with a small whimper.

"Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?" Angel Dust asked as Azreal gave him a flat glare.

"What do you think?"

"Ah, well shucks." Angel Dust says while snapping his fingers as Valkon glared at him before turning to Charlie as he kissed her cheek.

"Hey, are you okay, my love?" Valkon whispered so that Angel wouldn't hear her as she sniffled, but then put on a fake cheerful smile and got out of his lap.

"Don't worry, I'm okay, babe. Anyway, guys, we don't know if things are over yet. Try to relax. I-It'll be okay." Charlie says with a fake reassuring tone as Vaggie smiles softly while Azrael sighs heavily but nods as Valkon gives his girlfriend a worried look just as the Royal Morningstar Limousine arrives at the Happy Hotel, which was a building located in Pentagram City, Pride Ring as it was a tall elaborate amalgamation of arched windows and turrets, one of which seems to be broken as it sadly suffers from being in a state of extreme disrepair and untidiness as it appears to be at least seven stories tall with at least five of which being guest floors as the remnants of an airship, an ocean liner, a sailing ship and a carousel litter both sides and appear to have been incorporated into the structure of the building itself; there is also a train with some tracks looping the first and second-floor exterior as many signs are displayed outside the hotel: One atop the entrance reminiscent of the Happy Hotel Logo, a large pink one atop the building with the hotel's name in lights, a neon 'HOTEL' sign at the bottom right, and the entrance has a tented cover with a booth in the center reminiscent of a circus or theater ticket booth as, on either side of the booth, are a set of double doors that have stained glass and have an apple on each one.

"Home sweet home." Valkon says dryly as the gang gets out of the limo and makes their way inside the Happy Hotel, which is also in a state of disrepair with wooden boards covering shattered windows, signs warning of asbestos, bloodied tools left lying around, and paintings shown hanging off the walls as much of the furniture in the lobby are strewn around haphazardly or remain boxed up in several large wooden crates as, despite the shabby and poor condition of the hotel, the overall theme of the building remains ornate and regal with stained glass windows, lavish furniture, and generous usage of gold as, like the rest of Hell, the hotel has a largely red color scheme and has many apple, snake, and circus motifs throughout the hotel's interior as there are various multi-colored eyes placed throughout the building, appearing on the frame of almost every single painting and several vases and jars.

"Ugh..." Vaggie says while going over to throw herself on the couch, facing the wall as Azrael goes over to stare up at an old family portrait of him, his sister, and their parents as Charlie stays behind and looks around somberly with Valkon placing his hand on her shoulder sympathetically as Angel Dust went over to rummage through the fridge leaning by the wall and grabbing a box of Popsies.

"Eh, it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place. Y'know, to feed all the wayward souls you got in here." Angel Dust says with a grin while closing the fridge door as Charlie says nothing and merely glances down at the ground sadly as Valkon gives him a look and Angel Dust has the decency to look guilty as he tries to comfort Charlie but decides to back off as the Princess of Hell turned around and walked out of the hotel with her boyfriend turning around to open the door to follow after her, only to stop when he spotted his girlfriend reaching into her pocket to pull out her Hellphone as she tries to call up her Mother, although it went to voicemail as she sighed somberly.

"Hey, mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy...really busy...for the last seven years...but, um, the interview didn't go well," Charlie says while sinking down to her knees and placing her head on them as Valkon frowned somberly and closed the door behind him as she didn't seem to notice his presence due to being to absorb into her self-loathing and sadness. "And...I don't know if I'm ever going to make a difference." Charlie says while tearing up as she tries to wipe it off her face. "I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice, Mom. I...I think Dad was right about me...ahah, oof. Eh, anyway...I'll stop talking before this gets long. Love you, bye." Charlie says while hanging up the call as she put away her Hellphone and lowered her head as the Princess of Hell began crying and Valkon went over to sit down beside her as he summoned one of his wings and wrapped it around her body as the Sinner Demon pulled her into a comforting hug, surprising her as Charlie gave him an awkward, tense smile. "Oh, uh, Valkon, I didn't see you there-,"

"Charlie, what did we talk about a long time ago? You don't have to put on a smile for me. You can tell me anything." Valkon says reassuringly as Charlie's smile drops and sniffles as she reaches over to hug him and cries into his chest.

"It just went bad so fast, Valkon." Charlie cried out while hugging him tightly as Valkon rubbed her back to comfort her. "I lost my temper again and beat up Katie Killjoy. My brother and I sent her to the hospital. Vaggie's right, no one will take us seriously now. Even the person that we are trying to redeem isn't taking us seriously. Dad was right. There's no way that Sinners can be rede-Hmph!" Charles ranted sadly before squealing in surprise as Valkon leaned down to kiss her gently, causing her to moan a bit and kiss him back as they then separated.

"Charlie, we talked about this. We knew that people wouldn't take us seriously. The whole point of the interview is to show awareness of the hotel, and I know that you are disappointed that you attacked someone, but you can't blame yourself for that. You will master your temper one day, don't worry, and ignore what everyone says." Valkon says while kissing her hands as he gives her a loving look. "We'll one day redeem Sinners. Even someone like Angel. I know that you can do it."

"W-Why?" Charles asked as Valkon smiled softly and kissed her again.

"Because you changed me. If you can change a bloodlusted asshole like me, you can change anyone. It just takes time, and don't worry, Vaggie and I will be at your side and help you out no matter what." Valkon says as Charlie teared up and smiled as she then wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him. "Now, how about I cheer up my Princess by making her a warm bubble bath and giving you a relaxing massage ~?" Valkon asked with a sly tone while picking up Charlie in his arms as she squealed in delight. "My princess deserves to get pampered~," Valkon says while kissing her again and even kissing her neck as she moaned a bit with a blush.

"Can V-Vaggie join too?"

"More the merrier~," Valkon says while leaning over to kiss Charlie, who eagerly kissed him back while morphing into her Partial Demon Form as she wrapped her tail around his waist and rubbed it against his crouch, turning him on as Valkon kicked the door opened and walked them back into the Happy Hotel as they were about to make their way up to their Master Bedroom Suite, but stopped as a sudden knock can be heard from the other side of the door, surprising the lovebirds as Charlie then composed herself and kissed her boyfriend.

"Don't worry, I got it. Go ahead without me." Charlie says while morphing back into her Default Form as Valkon nods and places her down on the ground as he walks off, and the Princess of Hell goes over to open the door as the mysterious figure watching her performance from before can be seen standing before her and Charlie, knowing who he is, reacts with extreme shock as her eyes went wide-eyed.

Standing before her is a 7-feet-tall, 90-year-old (Physically)/40-year-old (Mentally) Male Sinner Demon with a pair of eyes that have dark-red sclera and bright-red irises with thin black pupils, a pinkish-red cropped angled bob-cut with black tips at the ends and two large black-tipped tufts of hair extending from the top of his head that resembled the ears of a deer as the style has an undercut at the back and two small black antlers protruding from the crown of his head, thin black eyebrows, a small pointy nose, a broad smile full of sharp yellow teeth, a sharp chin, a pair of arms that have dark gray forearms and four red clawed fingers, Beige Skin, a tall slim build, a pinkish-red deer-like tail, a pair of legs that have dark gray skin on the lower part of his feet as he also has red hoofed toes, and his outfit consists of a dark-red oval-shaped blac rimmed monocle placed over his right eye, a black knotted bowtie with a bright red center, a sleeveless red pinstripe coat as it had dark-red lapels piped with white that is ragged along at the bottom helm, a pair of black gloves with red at the fingertips, a long-sleeved bright red dress shirt with a black cross on the chest underneath, long black dress pants with matching bright red cuffs, and a pair of black pointed-toe boots with red deer hoofprints emblazoned on the soles as he carried around a thin cane with a sentient vintage-style microphone attached to it, which he uses to play sound effects and broadcast his voice. His name is Alastor but he is known as The Radio Demon, a Sinner Demon and one of the many powerful Overlords of Hell.

"Hel-," Alastor greeted with a charismatic grin, only to have the door suddenly slammed in his face as a disbelieving Charlie looked to the side for a brief moment before opening the door again. "...lo!" Alastor finished his getting with an unfazed look on his face as a stunned Charlie slammed the door in front of his face once more.

"Hey, guys?"

"Whaaaaaat?" An annoyed Vaggie asked while turning to her girlfriend as Azrael continued staring up at his family portrait solemnly, and Valkon, however, remained in place due to him sensing a VERY familiar dark magical presence outside of his home and growing serious as he whirled around.

"Charlie, why the hell is the Radio Demon at our door?!"

"What?!" An alarmed Vaggie asked with Azrael gasping worriedly and whirled around as a confused Angel took out the popsicle from his mouth with a raised eyebrow.

"Uh...who?"

"What should I do?!"

"Don't let him in!" Azrael snapped as Charlie bit her lip nervously and decided to disregard her little Brother's advice as she opened the door for Alastor.

"...May I speak now?" Alastor asked patiently while speaking in a Transatlantic Accent and using a radio voice filter as Charlie crossed her arms and nodded.

"You may," Charlie says with a nod as a still-smiling Alastor reaches over to grab her hand and shakes it vigorously as he pulls her closer to him.

"The name's Alastor! A pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart! Quite a pleasure!" Alastor says while rudely letting himself in as Alastor frowns, and Valkon, Azrael, and Vaggie are quick to run onto the scene as an unamused Angel Dust pops his head in curiously. "Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929!" Alastor says with a laugh while sliding forward as he plays with his mic staff. "So many orphans..." Alastor says while speaking without his radio voice filter before noticing Valkon glaring at him stoically as he perked up. "Oh, hey, I remember you. I haven't seen you in ten years. How has it been, old chum?"

"Don't act like we're friends, you edgelord," Valkon says with a glare while summoning a big blue/black double-headed battle axe as he aims it forward. "What are you doing here? Come here to finish your job?" Valkon asked with an angry growl as Angel Dust gave him a curious look, and Alastor merely laughed as he placed his mic staff in front of him.

"Oh, trust me, old friend. What's the point in keeping you alive when I could've killed you earlier? You are one of the few people who was able to fight against me on an almost equal level and wasn't scared or fazed by me. I had an inkling that you would provide some valuable entertainment for me and I was proven right. You can imagine my surprise when you suddenly had a change of heart and decided to become some sort of superhero for hell and dating the Princess of Hell herself. Ha, ha, what a delight." Alastor says with Valkon narrowing his eyes angrily as a growling Azrael morphed into his Partial Demon Form and summoned his wings as Vaggie brought out her angelic spear and aimed her weapon forward with a furious scowl on her face.

"Stop right there, tu cabrón hijo de perra (you, bastard son of a bitch)! We know your game, and we're not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy talk show shitlord!" Vaggie yelled angrily as Azrael nodded.

"So you better walk away or else you will feel the full wrath of the Children of the King of Hell," Azrael says with a demonic tone as Alastor laughs amusedly.

"Oh, please, if I wanted to hurt anyone here...Ḯ̵̡̞̼̖̝͗͋̈ ̵͖̙̥̐̔̐͋̕w̷̫̽̅̋̉͜ō̸̻u̵̺̘̮̅̉̏̓͘l̶̡̳̪̖̺̍̋͘͠d̷̩͇̉́̿͘'̶̥̌̎̒̉̓v̵̻̇̑̐̉͝e̷̞̠͛̓͠ ̵̨͎͉̬̂̅̕͝d̷̼͑̉̍ȯ̵̰̳̟̿ṋ̸̣̤̂͜é̵̗͖̳̑̓̓ ̴̹͇̦̓̃̀s̴̱̒̑̎̕ö̵̹̹́̊͘ͅ ̷̳̰̹͌͐̋ą̶̨̬̀́l̴̤͋̈̅̚r̶̠͕͉̽̋̈́́͛ͅȇ̷̦̒a̶̰͗͑̓͝d̴̨̛̳̺̔̈́̃y̵͍͙̽̊͒̓̎," Alastor says while speaking without a radio voice filter as it gained demonic tone and swiftly morphing into his Partial Demonic Form as his sclera turns black with his pupils turn into the shape of black radio dials as his black horns grow in size and his suit and ends of his mouth also gain stitches along them as Voodoo symbols appear around him and Valkon and the others stared at him, perturbed as the Radio Demon then morphed back into his Default Form. "No, I'm here because I want to help."

"Say what, now?" A shocked Charlie says with the others looking surprised as well as Alastor merely laughed.

"I'm here to help. Ha, ha, ha, hello? Is this thing on? Testing, testing." Alastor says while tapping his mic staff as its eye glows a dark red.

"Well, I heard you loud and clear."

"Wait, so, you want to help out with the hotel?" A bewildered Azrael asked just as Alastor used his Umbrakinesis to teleport himself behind the others as he wrapped his arms around them.

"This ridiculous thing you're trying to do. This hotel. I want to help you run it."

"Buuut...why?"

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, why does anyone do anything? Sheer...absolute...boredom. I've lacked inspiration for decades." Alastor says while planting his arm against a disgruntled Vaggie's head to lean against her as she grumbles angrily. "My work became mundane, lacking focus, aimless," Alastor says while shoving Vaggie away as Valkon uses his magical telekinesis to latch onto her before she hits the wall, headfirst. "I've come to crave a new form of entertainment."

"Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count as entertainment?" Angel Dust sarcastically in the background as Azrael looks on proudly while morphing back into his Default Form as Charlie blushed in embarrassment and rubbed her arm awkwardly as Alastor laughed loudly.

"It's the purest kind: Reality. True passion. After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment."

"...So...does this mean...you think it's possible to rehabilitate a Demon?" Charlie asked hopefully with a small smile as she then frowned disappointedly and somberly when Alastor began laughing so hard that he lost his Radio Voice Filter.

"Oh, of course not. That's wacky nonsense." Alastor says with a chuckle as he then regains his Radio Voice Filter. "Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity. No, no, no, no. I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners." Alastor says while glancing over at the Sinner Demons as Valkon looks offended, and Angel Dust merely shrugs casually as he didn't glance over at Vagatha for very obvious reasons. "The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this," Alastor says while spreading out his arms to gesture at the entirety of Hell. "There is no undoing what is done!"

"So, basically, you want to help us, not because you truly believe in our cause but because you are bored and for your own selfish reason." A deadpanned and angry Valkon asked as Alastor nodded.

"Exactly, old chum. Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself." Alastor says with a wide grin as he narrows his eyes and loses his Radio Voice Filter as he morphs into his Partial Demon Form. "̶̢͈̘͕̗̓́̍I̵̼̓͗̎̓ ̵̯͖̲̞͋͒͜w̴̱͙̐̕ą̸̠̠̄̐̅̈́̇ṅ̸̦̘͒͐t̴̩͕͎͇̳̎͆̆̆͐ ̶̗̳͖̑̕͠ẗ̷̟́ō̶̰̂̓ ̸̮̓̽͑̎́ͅẘ̴̜̙̙̓́̚͝a̸̢͑̐̑̋t̴̝̐̿̂̕ͅc̶̢͇͌̽̓͌h̵̦̰͊̿̓̏ ̴̧͉̋͊͋̓ť̴̛͖͚̠̰̿̾̓ḧ̵̟́̈͐ë̴̙́̍ ̵̛̯̝̠̍́̇̐͜s̸̞̓c̶̛̺u̵͓̲̎m̵͉͚͔͝ ̷̜̫̩̦͛͛̏ͅo̴̥͂̈́͐̓̕f̷̺̘̗̊͑ ̴̢̯͈͝t̵̨̼̘̱̀̅̽͊̈́h̵̝̑͒e̶͍͝ ̶̣̳̙͍͈͛w̴̹͍̱̮̫͌ö̷͙̹̍̉r̴͍̖͙͙̾̄l̶̟͉̟͂̀̀͊͠ḑ̵̝͈̳̜̎̒̒̚ ̷̱̀͑̍͝͝s̵̡̲̬̈́̈́̔̆̕t̷͙͔̼͗̄̉̂r̸̭̾͝͝u̸̧̫̩̻̼͌̓̓g̷̡̬̹̗͐̉̌ģ̸̭̊͊̍l̷̞̬͗̓e̴̲͂ ̷̥̟̯̐̒̃̅̐t̴̘̥̲̠͍͊̾͌͊͠ọ̸̱̫̟̓ ̶̫͑̉̑c̴̳̱͕͓͇̃̃̾̀͝ļ̸̜͔̲̹͆́i̶͇̮̽̓m̵̝̣̦̪͌͒͆̃̔b̶̘͈̱̩͐͘͜͝ ̶̘̱͙͛̀̊̕͜û̸̗͕̺p̶̡̝̘̄ ̶̫͈͐̎t̵̤͛̊͛h̵̫̘̠̠̳͊͗̓͘e̴̪̋̈́ ̵͙̦̱̬̗͌̇̋́h̶̰̿͋̑̇î̷̡̛̪̖͎̂̈ĺ̸̨̊l̵̗̈̽̈ ̷͙̥̿̔́o̶̭̭̬̠͔͂̈́͝f̵̧͉̬̻̾͊͛͝ ̴̜̇̑͝b̵̤̰͕͓͕̚e̸͓̓̇ͅt̴͈̠͚̮͕̏t̷̟͉̙͕̖̐̓͌͘͝ȩ̷̑͋ȓ̵͚̺̝m̵̤̒̂̊e̸͈͙̩͐n̵̼̆̅͒̎͜͝t̵͖̜͓́̈́́̔̀ ̷̳̻̼̙̬̓̇́̽́o̸̖̎ǹ̵̠̣̳̜͚̀͝ľ̶̼̲̝̗ỵ̴̯̩͉̊̂ ̵̝̭͚̱̥͋̕t̷̰̝̥̝̫̂́̊̊̚ǒ̴̦̖̓́́̚ ̶̧͉͔͍͋̅̀ŗ̸͙̰͎̋̋̓͆e̸̟̗̍̾̅͒̾͜p̵̧̢͈͐̄é̶̬͎̞͖͗̒a̶̻͍̰̘̅̇͠t̷̡̳̱͈͖̒͒͊͝͝ê̴̜̄̒̕ḓ̸͂͋̀ļ̵̯̹̀̇̓͑y̵͎͔͌͗̑ ̷̣̹̑̐̐͘͠ṫ̷͕͇͔̘̂͛r̶̝͉̱̻͛̾̏i̷̡͔̱͔͐̓̀̐p̷̱͔̹̄͊͝ ̸͎̙͖̓̇̀̑ā̴̻͈̈́̒͗̈́n̷̹͎̊͊d̶̻͇̙̠̬̅̊̇̄ ̴̺͕̲̦͗̅͛̃t̵̠̋̄̒͛͂ȗ̴̖̱͍͐͗̔m̵̞̖͂b̵̨̫̲̗̕l̴̨̛̺̟̋ĕ̷̡͖̘̖̥̓ ̸̧͎̳̩̃̓́͆d̵̼̽̈̋̚ǫ̷̹̮̼̜͊͘ẉ̸̠̤͉͎̌̍̍͑n̸̼̅ ̴̧̥͔̺̘͆̿͑̿̏t̷͈͌o̴̠͓͓̗̎̑͝ ̴̢̧̦͛̾t̷͔̜̟͌͋͗͐ḧ̵̡́̈́e̵̡͔̲̚ ̶̡̢͕̩͖̈̂͗͛́f̶̡̤̙̋̅̇̀͋͜ḭ̶͙̇ë̷̞͓́̂̊r̴̬͔͋̾̆y̴̧͍̲̞̭͐͌͌ ̴͍͔̗͈̑̃͛̾͠ṕ̴̠̰͌͘i̵͓̫̻͗͋̑̉̅ṱ̶͌͠ ̴̡̻̘̐͝ͅo̵̹͙̹̹͚͗̒̀͗f̷̝̮̥̹͂̇͒̂̔ ̸̦͖̫̬̒f̸͕̼̦̓́̇͝å̵̯̪̩̈̔i̶̭͖̅̌̈́̿͝ļ̵̤̭̊͐u̴͍̱͙͐̒̇͘ṛ̸̠̻̈́́̏͜͠e̵͙̬̩͖͊́͝.̷̖͗̌̕"̸̗̤̗̰͔̿̇̚̕

"...Riiiiiiiiiiight." A creeped-out Charlie says while she and the others back away from Alastor, who morphed back into his Default Form as he then reaches over to grab Charlie's arm, alarming Valkon, and Vaggie as they glared at him venemously.

"Yes, indeedy. I see big things coming your way and who better to help you than I?" Alastor asked while regaining his Radio Voice Filter as he then dragged Charlie away, and Valkon and Azrael chased after them protectively as Vaggie were about to follow, but stopped as Angel Dust raised his arm with a confused look on his face.

"Uh, so...uh, what's the deal with Smiles over there?"

"Wait, you've never heard of him before? You've been here longer than me." An incredulous Vaggie says as Angel Dust shrugs cluelessly. "The Radio Demon. One of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen?"

"Eh, not big on politics." Angel Dust says with a bored tone as the Fallen Angel groans in annoyance before growing serious as she begins telling the tale of the Radio Demon.

"Decades ago, Alastor manifested in Hell, seemingly overnight," Vaggie says as the viewers get a visual presentation of Vaggie's story regarding Alastor. "He began to topple Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then, he broadcast his carnage all throughout Hell just so everyone could witness his ability. Sinners started calling him, 'The Radio Demon...as lazy as that is. Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils, but one thing's for sure: He's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased."

"...He looks like a strawberry pimp." Angel Dust says with an amused grin while pointing over at Alastor as Vaggie huffs and crosses her arms with a glare.

"Well, I don't trust him."

"To be fair, do you trust any man? Excluding your, Papi?" Angel Dust asked with a teasing tone while pointing over at Valkon as Vaggie blushed heavily, annoyed that Angel heard what she called her boyfriend during their lovemaking as the Fallen Angel decided to firmly talk to her lovers on soundproofing their room.

"Look, Charlie, listen to us." A serious Valkon says while grabbing Charlie's arms as he pulls her away. "You know that I don't like talking about my past too much, but trust me, I know about Alastor and you can't trust him. He's a force to be reckoned with."

"Trust me, sis, I know that you want to change Demons for the better, but you can't redeem him. He's a deal-maker. Pure evil." Azrael says while glaring over at Alastor, who was inspecting the Morning Star Royal Family Portrait with a curious look on his face as he subtly glared over at Lilith venomously briefly.

"Please, Charlie, you need to-," Valkon says before getting cut off by Charlie as she leans over to give him a reassuring kiss.

"Valkon, Azrael, I know that I may act childish and weak to you guys, but-,"

"I don't think you are weak, Charlie," Valkon stated sincerely as he cupped her face. "You are easily the third most powerful being in Hell. Way more powerful than me and him."

"That's true," Alastor stated casually and unshamefully in the background.

"But like I said earlier, he's a deal maker. He could try and trick you into destroying everything we're trying to do," Azrael says as Charlie frowns and sighs heavily.

"Guys, we don't know that. Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance. To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in. Just trust me. I can take care of myself." Charlie says with a wink and a smile as Valkon and Azrael share a worried look but sigh heavily as they nod. "Now, don't worry, I picked up a few things from my dad. You don't take shit from other demons," Charlie says while imitating her Dad's voice as she walked over to Alastor. "Okay, so, Al-Can I call you Al?"

"Sure."

"Okay, so look, you're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke," Charlie says while turning away briefly as a maliciously grinning Alastor swiftly morphed into his Partial Demon Form with glowing red voodoo symbols appearing beside him, but they then disappeared and morphed back into his Default Form as Charlie turns back to Alastor. "But, I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better, so, I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no...tricks or voodoo strings attached." Charlie says as Alastor rolls his eyes at that last statement, but then grins sinisterly as he morphed into his Partial Demon Form.

"̷̥̻̫͍̌̏͗̽͗͜S̴̻̥̭͉̽̋͜ó̸̮͜,̴̲̊̓ ̴̟̲̍͊̒̑i̷̱̱͑̉́t̶̡̪̉̈́̄̊'̶̳̯͂͂̓͗s̶̞͍̙͙͙̎͘͠ ̸͔͍̤̫͋ͅa̷̠̖̓̆͘͝ ̴̡̲̀̋̓̓d̵̢̘̳̦̈́̓è̶̹̩̠̯͎à̸̯̖̮͈̜͂l̸͈͍̬̓̽̌̄͝,̷̨͕͖̰̉̑́̾͛ ̶̛̱t̸̤̪̉̓̓̃h̴̠̲̦͠ȇ̵̟̊́̾͘n̷͔̬͝?̵̢͙̦͆̏"̵̛̭̘̩̜̔̈̚ͅ Alastor asked while twirling his mic staff around as he slammed it down into the ground and presents his hand for a handshake as dark green demonic energy bursts throughout the hotel and Valkon reached over to grab Vaggie to steady her while Azrael gritted his teeth and summoned his wings to save himself from being blown off as Angel Dust struggled to hold on to the couch and a stunned Charlie quickly slapped his hand away as she shakes her head.

"Nope! No shaking! No deals!" A frantic Charlie yelled while rubbing her arm as she turned over to the others and spotted Valkon gesturing at her to be more assertive and such as she took a deep breath and morphed into her Partial Demon Form while summing her wings as she turned to face Alastor and floated upwards with a serious glare on his face as the Radio Demon looks more amused then scared by this. "As princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I, uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel...for as long as you desire," Charlie says with a demonic tone while briefly looking over at the others for approval as her lovers and brother nod in satisfaction. "Sounds fair?"

"Ș̵́ȍ̵̭̤̫̹̃̅u̴̡̫̥͠ͅň̴̦̜̬͋̇d̵͔̘̻̣̈̅̌̚͝s̵̱͖̙̗̼̓͛̒̕͝ ̶̛̹͎͍̰̈́̃̄f̴̦̖̗̤̓̉̈́́a̷͎͎̩̓͋̌́̅ĭ̵͉̪͈r̴͍̀̆̏͆͝?̸̹̘̯̬̉͘͝...yeah, fair enough," Alastor says with a casual shrug as he morphs back into his Default Form and stops glowing as Charles sighs in relief.

"Whew, cool beans," Charlie says while flying down into the ground as she morphs back into her Default Form and hides away her wings as Alastor walks forward while humming as he looks around and stops in front of Vaggie.

"Smile, my dear," Alastor says while tickling the underside of her chin as Vaggie growled angrily. "You know you're never fully dressed without one," Alastor says while walking back over to Charlie as the Radio Demon gives her a curious look. "So where is your hotel staff?"

"You're looking at them," Azrael stated bluntly while gesturing at himself, Valkon, and Vaggie as Alastor blinked in surprise and adjusted his monocle.

"Oh, during the interview, I thought that you were just joking when you said that you only have three staff members. You're going to need more than that." Alastor says as he turns to Angel Dust. "And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?"

"I can suck your dick." Angel Dust says with a sly grin as mic feedback can be heard in the background, and Alastor briefly loses his Radio Voice Filter as the Radio Demon tries to process what he was just offered.

"...No."

"Your loss." Angel Dust says with a scoff as Alastor regains his Radio Voice Filter and twirls around to face the others.

"Well, this just won't do. I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up." Alastor says while snapping his fingers as he then snapped his fingers and a new fireplace replaced the hotel's worn-down one magically as the Radio Demon approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot that was inside it as it opens its eye and stares at the group before it ominously...before poofing off the soot from its body to reveal a cute little Cyclops Demon Woman as she smiled at everyone innocently.

The Mysterious Sinner Demon being held by Alastor is a 4'5-feet-tall, 70-year-old (Physically)/22-year-old (Mentally) Female Cyclops Sinner Demon with a singular large eye that has a light yellow iris and a hot-pink sclera with a yellow gradient, red-pink hair is kept into a slightly messy bob cut with swirls on each side and a single light yellow streak located at the top, thick black eyelashes, no ears/nose, a large mouth with black lips and sharp light pale yellow teeth, small hot-pink dots on each of the corner of her mouth, a sharp chin, D-Cup Breasts, a pair of pointed four-fingered arms, White Skin, a short slender build, a perky butt, and her outfit consists of a black neckerchief wrapped around her neck, a puffy-sleeved 1950s red-pink maid dress, a white apron with three hot-pink dripping splotches, a pair of arm-length black gloves, and a pair of thigh-high black tights. Her name is Niffty, a Former Overlord, and is soul-bonded with Alastor due to a deal as she is also his Daughter Figure.

"This little darling is Niffty," Alastor says with a genuinely warm smile as he drops Niffty, who falls down to the floor as she gets right up, unaffected.

"Hi, I'm Niffty. It's nice to meet you. It's been a while since I've made new friends." Niffty says while eyeing everyone with a wide unhinged grin on her face as she then pauses a bit. "Wait, why is it that the majority of you are women?" Niffty asked before zooming over to appear beside Charlie and reaching over to grab her as she was able to lift her up into the air with no effort. "ARE THERE ANY MEN HERE?!" Niffty asked panickedly, alarming Vaggie as she summoned her angelic spear and aimed it forward while Valkon got into a fighting pose, Angel Dust shrunk back in shock, and Azrael looked weirded out. "I'm sorry, that's rude-WAIT, MAN!" Nifty says apologetically to Charlie while placing her down on the ground as she then does a double take at the sight of Valkon and gains a heart eye as she rushes over to climb his body to be face to face with him.

"Hi, I'm Nifty, I'm in love with you, let's get married, drill my womb, and give me babies, handsome~," Niffty says with a demonic tone while smiling widely with a blush as Valkon blinks in surprise, but then Niffty pauses a bit. "Wait, you ARE a man, right?" Niffty asked suspiciously while crawling down to grab his black pants and pulled them forward as she peeks down and beamed at the sight of his flaccid nine-inch cock. "Ā, tashikani kimi wa otokoda ne. Anata ga anata no atsui essensu o watashi ni sosoide kureru yō ni, sore o watashi no atsui ōbun no naka ni tsukkomu no ga machi kiremasen~ (Ooh, yeah, you are definitely a man. I can't wait to stick that thing inside my hot oven so that you can pour your hot essence into me~),"

"Hey! Stay away from him!" A glaring Vaggie screamed while thrusting her angelic spear towards Niffty, who easily front-flipped over to land on the ground to avoid it as she then looked around and gasped in shock at how filthy the place was.

"Oooh, man. This place is filthy. It really needs a lady's touch." Niffty says while rushing over to grab a spider and crushing it under her grip as she then zooms off to begin unloading a few boxes. "Which is weird because the majority of you are all ladies, no offense," Niffty says apologetically while staring offscreen as she gasps sharply and takes out a feather duster. "Oh, my gosh! This is awful!" Niffty screeched as she began speed cleaning through the hotel and even spotted a cockroach as she stabbed it. "Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!" Niffty shouted with Valkon and the others staring at her oddly as Alastor then raised his mic staff and held it out as he summoned a large bar that appeared before them and it seemed to be using skeletons, snakes, and bones as general themes along with card suits and candles, and advertises itself as a casino as the area the bar in has glowing green wooden walls instead of the usual red wallpaper with a 'Jackpot' sign on the left wall and a Beelzejuice neon sign on the right wall as the word 'Concierge' can be presumed to be shown above the bar, and it also works as a check-in counter, and before anyone could react, a Cat Winged Demon was teleported in front of them while standing in front of a table filled with tons of money and jewels.

Standing before them is a 6'8-feet-tall, 52-year-old (physically)/70-year-old (Mentally) Male Avian Cat Sinner Demon as his look is evocative of a magician paired with a casino-referencing playing card theme with a pair of eyes that have black scleras and light yellow irises and slit pupils, large and lengthy red feather-like eyebrows with black vertical stripes near the tips and a small black heart above each eyebrow, a pair of dark taupe ears with white insides as it has a red tip at the point and a red heart in the center as a black tuff of fluff protrudes from each and create the appearance of small hearts, a black heart-shaped nose, a wide mouth with black lips and yellow sharp teeth, a sharp chin, a pair of four-clawed dark taupe arms with heart-shaped light yellow paw pads on his hands, a pair of large and red wings with darker taupe on the undersides as they are decorated with black stripes which feature red and white roulette wheel dot markings and the outside of his wings are decorated with more black stripes as they wrap around the joints and run around a row of white roulette wheel dots, dark taupe fur with a white face/torso/feet/upper arms, a tall muscularly slim build, a long and dark taupe-colored tail that ended with a large spray of plume-like feathers that are a vivid red with black and white stripes, a pair of four-toed dark taupe legs with heart-shaped light yellow paw pad on his feet with a darker shade of his fur encircling his ankles as it mimicks cuffs on a set of pants, and his outfit consists of a black top hat with a red band and a gold button-like decoration, a red bowtie around his neck, and a set of black trousers which are held by black suspenders over his shoulders. His name is Husk, a Sinner Demon, a grumpy gambler and magician, and a Former Overlord of Hell who lost his soul to Alastor in a bet.

"Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho-," Husk says with a savage grin while laying his cards down on the table as he then pauses a bit and looks around confusedly as the Former Overload spots Alastor, eliciting an angry purr as he points at him. "You!"

"Ah, Husker, my good friend. Glad you could make it."

"Don't you, 'Husker', me, you son of a bitch!" An angry Husker screamed as he pointed at him. "I was about to win the whole damn pot!" Husk screamed while gesturing at his jetpack as it disappeared into nothingness.

"Good to see you too," Alastor says with a cheerful smile, ignoring what he said as a groaning Husk facepalmed himself angrily.

"What the hell do you want with me this time?" Husk asked with a knowing, tired tone as Alastor walked over to wrap his arm around his body.

"My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services. I hope that's okay."

"Are you shittin' me?!"

"Hmm...no, I don't think so," Alastor says with a smirk as Husk furiously shoves him off.

"You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?!" Husk asked with a scowl as a calm and nonchalant Alastor dusted himself off. "You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!" Husk asked with an angry purr as Alastor grinned as if he was about to laugh.

"Maybe~,"

"I ain't doing no fucking charity job," Husk says with a threatening tone as Alastor once again uses his Umbrakinesis to teleport himself behind him and gestures over at the bar that he created out of his magic with his mic staff.

"Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment with your charming smile," Alastor says while reaching over to pull Husks's lips into a forced smile as he then walks over to the bar. "And welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't worry, my friend, I can make this more welcoming if you wish." Alastor says with a sly tone while using his magic to make a bottle of cheap booze on the table as Husk stares at the booze for a second.

"What? You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?!"

"...Ih."

"...Well, you can," Husk says while reaching over to grab the booze as he drinks it and goes over to get behind the bar as a bewildered Valkon looks around.

"What is with everyone making Lilo and Stitch References lately? Not that I'm complaining, but-,"

"Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!" A glaring Vaggie screamed as she rushed over to angrily point at the bar. "No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth…brothel…man cave!"

"I don't think drinking alcohol is a sin." Azrael pointed out as Vaggie growled furiously.

"It is when people become alcoholic and can't control themselves from drinking alcohol. I'm sorry, but that bar is going-,"

"SHUT UP! SHUT! THE FUCK! UP!" Angel Dust snapped while going over to try and tackle a surprised Vaggie into the floor, only for Valkon to rush over and snatch him in mid-air before he tried. "We are keeping this!"

"Yeah, I have to agree with him, mi amor. Drinking alcohol isn't a sin. Overdrinking is. Hell, even Jesus Christ himself drunk alcohol. He did turn water into wine after all...and you know what? Having a bar is a good thing because we can help teach Sinners on the safety of safe drinking and it's not like Husk would have the guests drink as many times they want. He can keep a list on how many times a guest can drink and stop them when they reach their limit." Valkon says while placing Angel Dust down on the ground as he goes over to whisper into her ear. "Plus, you know how much I miss drinking, especially when it makes me really horny~," Valkon says with a sultry tone as Vaggie felt a shiver travel down her spine and smiled bashfully as she nodded reluctantly.

"Fine, I guess we can keep the bar."

"Yes! I love you, Goliath!" Angel Dust cheered while fist bumping as he even ran over to kiss Valkon, causing him to stumble back and gagged in disgust as Charlie and Vaggie giggled, Azrael looks disgusted, and Alastor looks amused as the Porn Star then rushed over to lean against the bar and gave a bored Husk a flirtatious smile. "Hey~,"

"Go fuck yourself," Husk stated bluntly as Angel Dust batted his eyelashes at him playfully.

"Only if you watch me~,"

"Oh, my gosh! Welcome to The Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here!" A starry-eyed Charlie says while flying over to Husk with her wings as he gives her a flat look.

"I lost the ability to love years ago," Husk says while drinking his booze as Valkon glances over at Niffty, who is dusting off the walls as he walks over with a warm smile on his face.

"Hi, Niffty, I'm Valkon. How are you?" Valkon asked while placing his hand on her shoulder as Niffty turned to him and stared up at him lovingly with a blush.

"Pretty good, want me to help clean anything? Like your cock~," Niffty says lustfully while rubbing his crotch, turning him on a bit as a laughingly nervous Valkon stepped backwards.

"Oh, ho, you're a bit fresh, huh?" Valkon asked with a blush as Niffty merely laughed maniacally.

"So, whaddaya think?" Alastor asked as everyone turned to him.

"This is amazing!" Charlie squealed while rubbing her cheeks excitedly as Azrael placed his hands on his hips.

"I love the bar."

"It's...pretty good, yeah," Valkon says with a tense tone as he places his hands behind his back.

"It's...okay," Vaggie says weakly with crossed arms as Alastor reels the group towards him.

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! This is going to be very entertaining!" Alastor yelled while letting go of the group as he then summons a fireball and launched it up to the hotel ceiling just so he could distract Charlie long enough for him to shove Valkon and the others away as the Radio Demon then snapped his fingers and dressed himself in a tux and matching top hat.

{Alastor Repise Song!}

You have a dream,

You wish to tell,

And it's just laughable

But, hey, kid, what the hell?

Alastor sang while reaching over to grab Charlie's hand and twirled her around while using his magic to dress her up in 1920s clothing as he then turned to face Valkon and the others, who glared up at him menacingly as he ignored them and used his Umbrakinesis to teleport himself over to Princess Charlie as the Radio Demon reached over to grab her into his arms and used his superhuman strength to launch her up into the air as the background behind Charlie changes to neon-colored lights featuring two apples and a skull.

'Cause you're one of a kind,

A charming demon belle!

Now, let's give these burning fools a place to dwell

Take it, boys!

Alastor then catches Charlie by the hand as they both tap dance together and then jump up to slide down the railing of the stairs as they land on the ground softly, and the Radio Demon snaps his fingers as he dresses up the rest of the hotel staff in 1920s Clothing and then held out his Mic Staff as Shadow Demons appear from the floorboards and begin playing their instruments as Valkon and the others try to talk to Charlie, who is having too much fun with the music as Alastor pulls her in with him and the others as his Shadow Demons surround them menancingly.

Inside of every demon is a lost cause

(Ha!)

But we'll dress them up for now with just a smile

Wicked smiles~!

Alastor then placed a couple of fedoras down on Angel Dust and Husk's heads before going over to an annoyed Vaggie as he puts a hat and fur on Vaggie as the Radio Demon then tries to slap her butt, only for Valkon to appear before him with a threatening glare on his face and his whole body glowed blue and black bright magical energy as Alastor merely shrugged casually and walked off.

And we'll chlorinate this cesspool

With some old redemption flair

And show these simpletons some proper class and style

Class and Style!

(Oh!)

Alastor then walked down the room while nonchalantly kicking away a skull of a bull, which Niffty rushed in and cleaned off as he went over to the fireplace and summons a shadow clone of himself as it zoomed over to appear behind Azrael and placed his hands on his shoulders with a wide wicked grin on his face as the Prince of Hell looks creeped out.

Here, below the ground,

I'm sure your plan is sound

They'll spend a little time

Down at this Hazbin Ho-!

After swiftly snapping away his living shadow, Alastor then ran over to Charlie and grabbed her waist as he twirled her around before placing the Princess of Hell down on the ground and pinching her cheek playfully as Valkon and the others tried once again to talk to her, only for the Radio Demon to distract Charlie by twirling her around and then skids to a stop as he held out his hand and was about to continue singing, but then-

{Alastor Repise Song Over!}

Alastor's song was interrupted by the Happy Hotel's doors exploding suddenly, ending the music and sending the doors flying over to the group, who moved out of the way to avoid them as a smiling and trembling Niffty stood in place, only to be swooped up into the air by a rushing and worried Valkon as the doors collided against the wall harmlessly and the gang then walked out of the Happy Hotel to see Sir Pentious's Warship floating outside the hotel as said person was able to repair his Warship earlier.

"Hey, are you okay?" Valkon asked Niffty, who beamed and snuggled into his arms with a hearty eye as she giggled, and Vaggie looked annoyed as Charlie looked bemused.

"Hah, well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak. We meet yet again, Alastor."

"...Do I know you?" A genuinely confused Alastor asked while tilting his head as he lost his Radio Voice Filter and Sir Pentious looked surprised by this with his ego deflating as he then composed himself

"Oh, yes, you do! And this time, I have the element of-SURPRISE!" Sir Pentious screamed while pulling a lever as a giant blaster popped out of his Warship. "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I'm so evil!" Sir Pentious says with a malicious grin, and his weapon continues powering up as a glaring Valkon places Niffty down on the ground and is about to step forward to protect the hotel but is stopped as an unfazed Alastor snaps his finger and an otherworldly dimensional portal opens underneath the warship with tentacles and shadow demons emerging from it as they all began destroying Sir Pentious's Warship while he is inside as the Radio Demon, who had morphed into his Partial Demon Form, can then be seen finishing it off by clenching his fist with a few drops of blood dripping off his hand and Sir Pentious's Warship blew up into a billion pieces as Alastor is then shown grinning menacingly in satisfaction for a moment while Valkon and the others look at him in shock and horror.

"...Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya?" Alastor asked with a cheerful smile as he broke the tension. "My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her. Ha, ha, ha. You could say the kick was right out of Hell. Ohoho, I'm on a roll." Alastor says while turning around to walk away as Niffty and Husk eagerly/reluctantly follow after him as Angel Dust gives the latter a lustful look and walks off as Charlie beams happily and skips forward as Valkon, Azrael, and Vaggie share an apprehensive frown before following after their girlfriend/sister.

"Yes, sir, this is the start of some real changes down here. The game is set. Now..." Alastor trailed off as he raised his glowing red mic staff and cast numerous red lightning bolts down at the Happy Hotel as the sign name was changed from the 'Happy Hotel' to 'Hazbin Hotel', and placed his broadcast room planted atop the building on the top right with a small 'On-Air' sign attached to it, and also located on the outer facade, are various arrows pointing to the entrance and the broadcast room. "̷̡̡̣̼́.̴̳͈̜͙̃̒̍͜͝.̵̛̳̀͐̂̚.̶̧̹͚̍͝S̶͈̆͒͐̄ͅṯ̷̈̈́͠͠ą̴̘̤͝y̵̪̣͑̈̂͒ ̸̩̼͎̺̻̔t̶̬͍͂͆̈́̍̕ư̴͕͍̘̝̿͆͂̒n̶̻̈̚ė̴̡̢͎̩͛͆̒͝d̶̦̘͚̒.̸̤̞̬͑͜"̴̞̻̳̦͚͐́ Alastor says while speaking without his Radio Voice Filter as it gains a demonic tone and swiftly morphs into his Partial Demonic Form as he lets out a loud sinister laugh and we then cue over to the large crater on the ground as we see that a heavily injured and groaning Sir Pentious was revealed to have survived the beating served by Alastor along with Egg Boi #23.

"Now will you shoot me with your ray gun?" Egg Boi #23 asked hopefully as Sir Pentious merely collapsed of exhaustion with a loud moan.

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And done! I hope that you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Anyway, before I go, here are the Voice Actors for the OCs:

1) Bartholomew 'Barry' Drake Walker AKA Valkon's Voice Actor: Drew Nelson, specifically the voice that he uses for the character Duncan from Total Drama Island.

2) Azrael Morningstar's Voice Actor: Gabe Kunda, specifically when he uses the voice for the character King from One Piece.

That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all next time.