Sorry for not updating lots. Short and funny for today since I'm super tired. Just hcs of the Demigods being demigods and absolute chaos ensuing :) everyone's fav ikykyk
Nico loves making fun of Percy
Nico: Hey Percy.
Percy: Yeah?
Nico: What do you call someone who is 6'3", has black hair, sea green eyes, and is a son of Poseidon?
Percy: Me?
Nico: Wrong.
Percy: So what is the answer?
Nico: 'Not my type'.
Percy: OH CMON DI ANGELO I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THAT SHIT
Percy thinks Annabeth's hot when she's mad
Annabeth: You're so obtuse!
Percy: You're such a nerd!
Annabeth: Why do I even put up with you!?
Percy: You're so annoying you make my brain hurt!
Annabeth: As if you have a brain!
Percy: OWL FACE!
Annabeth: KELP HEAD!
Percy: UGH I HATE YOU!
Annabeth: FUCK YOU JACKSON
Percy: YES PLEASE
Annabeth: what
Percy:
Percy: what
Calypso doesn't know slang
Leo: This, my apprentice, is a chicken nugget.
Caly: Remind me why we have to go over this again?
Leo: *le gasp* How dare you! This is vital and life-saving information! Whatever shall you do, then, if you happen to stumble across a McDonalds in the middle of the desert and don't know what the best items are?!
Caly: Someone had too much sugar...
Leo: NO I DID NOT!
Caly: Ugh...you drive me insane. *exasperated sigh*
Leo, winking: Love you too mamacita.
Caly: wait wtf
Thalia is so done with everyone
Percabeth making out*
Thalia walks in*
Thalia: OMFGS ISTTFGS I NEED FUCKING BLEACH MY POOR EYES SOMEONE GET ME EXTRA STRENGTH BLEACH NOOOOOOOO I AM TAINTEDDD I HAVE WITNESSED THE DEVILS RITUAL SEND THEM TO HADES AT ONCE
Nico has a 'secret password' to Cabin 13
Will: Hey can I come in
Nico: Password please?
Will, sighing: Do I really have to say it
Nico: Yes you do Solace
Will, singing off-key: dO yOu wAnNa sUMmOn HadESSSS
Nico:...
Will:...iT dOesN't hAve tO jUsT be hAdESSSSSSS
Nico:...anndddd~?
Will: I fucking love you Neeks now let me the fuck inside your cabin
The Hermes and Aphrodite campers together are a menace
Connor: Do you have the goods?
Piper: Hell yeah I do. Let's get this party started.
Travis: I brought the Coke
the three demigods proceed to run around camp interrupting every single couple in a suck face session while blackmailing them for drachmas*
Percabeth: WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU STOLLS
Solangelo: GO TO HADES
Caleo: FEAR THE FIERY VENGEANCE OF THE MCSHIZZLE
Piper, splitting the 150 drachmas they made equally*
Jason, walking in: Hey why didn't I get to be a part of this
Piper: Well I just didn't think that you were up to this kinda stuff...Blackmail is a little...out of your zone.
Jason: no I didn't mean that I meant the making out
When the Stolls team up with Dionysus campers and spike the Athena campers' drinks and Percy is just being a guy
Annabeth, stumbling up to Percy: aRe YoU a sQuaRe rOoT cUz U gOt my EyEs rOoTed oN yOuuuuu
Annabeth: I wAnNa tAkE yOu LiKe I tAkE mY mAtH pRobLeMs: hAaaaaRd~
Annabeth: iMmA bE lOoKinG aT yOu liKe a bLuEprInT aLL nIgHt
Percy: alright who did this
Percy: not that i'm complaining
Percy: it's kinda hot ngl
Percy: but i'm also very terrified
Percy: send help sos emergency drunk girlfriend is hitting on me and idk what to do
Aaaaand that's a wrap! My brain is soooo dead rn I'm so sorry if it wasn't good. Lol I actually don't cuss this much irl but I thought we all needed some very T humor (at least I do) R tell me if you liked I made this up on the spot soooooooo yeup.