Three Eds at Freddy's
Ed, Edd, and Eddy - now in their twenties - were all sitting in the unemployment office across from their career counselor, Mr. Rogers. Mr. Rogers rubbed his forehead and groaned as he looked over the Eds' paperwork. "Like, I'm gonna be honest with you kids. Finding jobs for all three of you hasn't been easy." He told the Eds.
"I do apologize, but I'm certain there must be someone out there hiring." Edd chimed in.
Eddy nodded, "Yeah, aren't a lot of people saying there's jobs everywhere?"
You'd be disappointed.
Mr. Rogers picked up one of their papers, "Like, I got all the complaints from your previous employers right here! You stole from a convenience store cash register?"
Eddy slammed his hands on the desk, "No! We didn't even work the day that happened!"
"Which is why we weren't charged." Edd added, "We still got blamed for it though."
Mr. Rogers looked back at the paper, "Eddward, you let a minor see an R rated movie at the theater?
"His fake ID looked too real!" Edd complained.
Mr. Rogers pointed at Ed, "And you…you filled the ice cream machine at Spudsy's with gravy?"
Ed nodded with a big goofy grin, "That one Is my favorite!'
"Then there is that incident at The Wet Noodle…"
"I WAS FRAMED!" Eddy screamed.
"Eddy, please!" Edd chided, "Nobody is saying you did anything."
Mr. Rogers sighed, "Well, I did find you three something. Like, have you guys heard of Fazbear Entertainment?"
"Nope" said Ed.
"Negative." said Edd.
"Never heard of it." said Eddy.
Mr. Rogers shrugged, "Like, I'm not surprised. They were an entertainment restaurant chain that was big in the early eighties but after the arcade crash, they became more a food delivery and entertainment rental company. They like, got a storage location in Lemon Brook that has three openings. One for a security guard-
Eddy smiled, "Hey, authority!"
"One for a robotics technician."
Edd smiled, "My forte!"
"And a janitor."
Ed smiled, "Oh captain, my captain!"
"All with no experience required, and they're willing to overlook any previous history."
Edd frowned a bit, "Honestly, this sounds too good to be true."
Eddy eyed Mr. Rogers suspiciously, "Yeah, what's the catch?"
Mr. Rogers took a deep breath, "Well, the job is from 12 AM to 6, it offers no benefits, it pays the minimum wage, no overtime available, and a lot of ex-employees claim the location is haunted."
"Ooh! Spooky!" said Ed.
Edd lifted a finger, "Er, forgive my asking, but is it haunted?"
Mr. Rogers shook his head, "Of course it isn't! Like, almost every haunted place I've been to mainly has some creepy guy in a mask trying to use small town rumors to scare people off of property. Sometimes it's a bit more than that, but I like, rather not talk about that."
Eddy shrugged, "Haunted or not, who cares? When do we start?"
"Like, tonight man, I just got to make a phone call. You dudes want it?"
11:40 PM
The Eds drove in their Retro Van with Eddy at the wheel, Ed with his mouth open and head out the passenger window, and Edd in between them reading over paperwork the trio were given. They passed a sign saying they were entering Lemon Brook.
"Where is this place, Double-D?" Eddy asked.
Edd looked up from the paperwork, "It should be adjacent to the shopping center on the main road. We will notice it as it has a sign with a-"
"BEAR!" Ed yelled, pointing at a sign with a cartoon bear wearing a top hat. The sign read in bold red letters: "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Place".
Eddy swerved their van, hitting the curb and jumping it over the island separating the parking lot with the main road. Ed was laughing while Edd was screaming as the van spinned in the air one-hundred eighty degrees and landed into the parking lot of the long-abandoned restaurant and entertainment center. Eddy slammed on the breaks as the van just barely crashed into the building.
"EDDY! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN!" Edd screamed.
Eddy chuckled, "You know better than to hold me to my word, Double-D."
"Let's do that again!" Ed cheered.
Eddy shut the engine off, "Maybe another time, lumpy, right now we got paychecks to earn."
The Eds exited their van, Edd managing to regain his composure, "Well, at least we're still alive somehow."
Eddy got a better look at the place, "Oh yeah, my brother told me about this place! He said some maniac stole a rabbit costume and kidnapped kids here!"
Edd gasped "Good heavens! Is any of that true?"
Eddy shrugged, "Knowing that jerk? Probably not."
"This place looks cool!" Ed cheered as he went for the front doors. They were obviously locked.
Eddy stopped Ed before he could tear the doors off, "Calm down big guy, we don't want to cause property damage again. Double-D, where's the keys?"
Edd pulled out a keyring full of keys, "Right here, Eddy! All labeled and sorted alphabetically!"
"That's nice, now get us inside!" Eddy pointed at the front doors.
Edd found the key they were looking for, "We will need to use the service entrance on the side, Eddy."
Eddy quickly turned away from the front doors, "...uh, I knew that! Let's go!"
The Eds went alongside the building to the service entrance and Edd unlocked it, letting them inside. It was pitch black in the corridor, but luckily Edd had anticipated this and pulled out a flashlight.
"Wait, are we gonna be working in the dark?" Eddy asked.
"Sounds like fun!" Ed cheered.
Edd shook his head "No, we won't. There should be a breaker box in the supply closet…"
Edd went inside, he found a door and unlocked it with one of his keys and entered. Ed and Eddy heard a scream and clashing of metal.
"DOUBLE-D?" Ed and Eddy cried out.
"I'm okay! I just kicked a bucket! It took me by surprise!" Edd called back.
"Don't scare us like that, Double-D!" Eddy chided.
"I got it!" Edd called out, and a few seconds later the lights came on. Outside Ed noticed the sign lighting up.
"Cool!"
Eddy went inside and looked around, the place looked as though it hadn't been cleaned in decades with dust, dirt, and trash littered over the floor. "Boy, what a pigsty. You'll feel right at home, Ed." Eddy complained.
Ed giggled a bit as he followed Eddy inside.
There was a door labeled "SECURITY OFFICE" to Eddy's right and he tried to open it, but it was locked.
"What's with all the locked doors?" Eddy asked.
Edd came by with the key and unlocked it for him, "Well, Eddy, this location barely has any employees to begin with. Just people coming and going, picking things up or dropping them off."
"So, what, this is just a dumping ground for stuff they don't need?"
"Precisely."
"Like us!" Ed joked.
"Quiet Ed!" Edd and Eddy told him.
Edd opened the door, letting the Eds into the Security Office. This room was also a mess, with the only thing without dirt on it being a coffee machine that was the cleanest thing in this building so far.
"Well, at least they have their priorities straight." Edd commented.
"Hey, check this out." Eddy found some lockers with no locks on them and opened one up to find a purple security guard uniform with a black vest with the word "SECURITY" on it.
The three Eds looked at it for a moment.
"Yeah, I'm not wearing that." Eddy flatly said.
Edd giggled, "I bet it'd look flattering on you, Eddy."
"Purple is not my color." Eddy objected.
"Yeah, that's for royalty!" said Ed.
Eddy grabbed the vest and shut the locker, he put the vest on, "Right, so, what are we doing here again?"
Edd looked over the paperwork, "Well Eddy, all you really need to do is keep an eye on the CCTV monitors. Just keep an eye out for anyone attempting to break in or loitering outside. Observe and report, that kind of thing."
Eddy smirked, "That's all? They're paying me just to watch screens?"
"And report any activity."
"As if anyone is gonna try to break into this dump!"
Edd skimmed over the paperwork again, "It happens more often than you'd think. Rowdy teenagers, inebriated alcoholics, rowdy inebriated alcoholic teenagers, vagrants looking to squat, and…scavengers? Well, it looks like the animatronics they store here are pretty valuable!"
Eddy smiled wide, "Did you say: valuable?"
Edd frowned, "I know that look Eddy, forget it. The animatronics Fazbear Entertainment keeps here are only really valuable to certain groups, and even then, they're all uniquely designed to the point that if any go missing, we're liable for theft."
"Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?" Ed sang.
Eddy shrugged, "Right, we can't get away with taking anything. But at least that makes this job a bit more interesting!"
"And for Ed?" Ed asked.
Edd looked back over the paperwork, "Well, you've done janitorial work before Ed. You know how it goes: sweep the floors, mop up spills, dust the dust-"
"He can clean up anything aside from his own room." Eddy cracked.
"Yep!" Ed agreed.
Edd rolled his eyes, "Just find a way to keep busy for six hours, and please try not to break anything."
"You got it!" Ed quickly gave a salute, in doing so knocking the coffee machine off the table.
Edd quickly grabbed it before it hit the floor, "...an omen, I'm sure."
"And what are you gonna do all night?" Eddy asked.
Edd folded up the paperwork, "Well, I'm mainly going to be in the Parts and Service room. According to the instructions we were given, there's a list of tasks that need to be completed for continued maintenance of the animatronics."
"Sounds like fun!" Ed announced.
"It's more delicate, time-consuming work, but it could be a good experience to maintain state-of-the-art animatronics."
"So, where are these pricey, fancy animatronics?" Eddy asked.
12:00 AM
The Eds looked at a trio of performer animatronics. At the center was the bear with the top hat from the sign, identified as Freddy Fazbear. To Freddy's left was a blue bunny with a guitar. To Freddy's right was a-
"Chicken!" Ed cried out.
"It looks more like a duck." Eddy remarked.
Edd looked over the paperwork, "That's Chica the Chicken, she was one of the first-"
"HUG THE CHICKEN!" Ed cried out as he went in for a hug.
"ED, NO!" Edd and Eddy cried out.
But it was too late, Ed gave Chica a big hug. This caused the animatronic's body to compress, bend, and burst a few bolts. Chica's upper body being separated from her lower body, exposing an endoskeleton underneath.
"Ed, you idiot! Look at what you did!" Eddy yelled.
"It hasn't even been an hour yet…" Edd groaned.
Ed then realized that he had done something wrong, and let go, "Oh. Uh, sorry Chica."
Edd and Eddy groaned. Edd checked Chica over and assessed the damage, "I…believe I can fix this, but it will take a few hours."
"Ed?" Eddy asked.
"Yes Eddy?" Ed's face was a mix of guilt and worry.
"Don't touch the animatronics, ever."
Ed nodded, "Okay."
"Ed, can you help me move Chica to Parts and Service?" Edd asked.
"Okay." Ed reached for Chica then stopped.
"Fine, you can touch them if we tell you to, Ed." Eddy backpedaled.
Ed nodded and lifted up Chica, following Edd to the Parts and Service Room. Eddy groaned as he looked over at Freddy and the blue bunny. The remaining animatronics both had their heads turned towards him and eyes fixed on him.
"The hell are you two looking at?" Eddy asked.
Eddy didn't get an answer.
Eddy scoffed and turned around, walking back to the security room. Freddy and the bunny's eyes following him.
1:00 AM
Edd was working on Chica's repairs in the Parts and Service room when Eddy walked in, "Hey, I'm bored, is it six yet?" Eddy asked.
Edd stopped and gave him a frown, "Eddy, you know fully well what time it is!" he nagged.
Eddy shrugged, "Yeah, but I'm still bored."
Edd sighed, "Why don't you try to pass the time with one of your magazines?"
"I would, but the next issue of Jiggy Jiggy hasn't come out yet."
Edd groaned and set his flashlight on the table, "If you need something to do, take the flashlight and take a walk outside the building."
Eddy picked up the flashlight, "Yeah, alright. I'm gonna grab a soda from the van while I'm out there. Do you need anything?"
"The only thing I need is peace and quiet, repairing these things is complicated!"
"Alright, I get it. Don't have a hernia."
Eddy left the Parts and Service room and walked through the main dining room when something jumped out at him.
"Hey Eddy! Can I borrow a quarter?" Ed asked.
"What? No way, Ed!" Eddy declined.
"Aw, c'mon Eddy! They got games here!" Ed begged.
Eddy shook his head, "I said no, Ed! Those stupid things probably don't work in the first place."
Ed went over to the dirty arcade cabinets and hit the buttons, mimicking playing while the demo mode was on.
Eddy walked over, a bit curious, the game was a weird old-school game featuring Freddy Fazbear carrying a cake to hungry children, "Kids play this junk? Wait, Ed, aren't you supposed to be cleaning this place?" Eddy asked.
"I got it, Eddy!" Ed told him.
Eddy snickered, "Sure you do."
Eddy left Ed to his devices and walked past a small, curtained stage with a "SORRY! OUT OF ORDER" sign in front of it.
Out of the corner of his eye, Eddy thought he saw some movement and looked at the curtains. The curtains didn't move. Eddy held the flashlight up and poked at the curtains, "Anyone there?" He asked.
"I'm over here, Eddy!" Ed called out.
"Shut it, Ed."
Eddy pushed the curtains back a bit and found another animatronic. This one being a fox that was dressed like a pirate, eyepatch and all. Eddy was a bit bemused by the sight and shut the curtains, looking back at the sign.
"IT'S ME"
Eddy rubbed his eyes and looked at the sign again.
"SORRY! OUT OF ORDER"
"Huh…I'm so bored I'm starting to see things." Eddy grumbled as he walked to the service door.
2:00 AM
Ed hummed to himself as he pushed a mop and bucket back to the supply closet, "Dum dum dum-dum dum…"
As he opened the supply closet, he saw the blue bunny standing inside.
"Hm? Oh hey! What are you doing here?" Ed asked.
The bunny did not respond.
Ed put the mop and bucket back and shut the door. He headed right for Parts and Service. Edd was still working on Chica's repairs inside.
"Hey Double-D, is the bunny supposed to be in the closet?" Ed asked.
"What?" Edd asked as he looked up.
"The bunny. The blue one." Ed repeated.
"That's Bonnie, he's supposed to be on stage."
"But he's in the closet." Ed repeated.
Edd got up from his chair, "Ed, I am already fixing one problem, I don't have time for two."
Edd walked outside and headed for the stage. He pulled back the curtain to see Freddy but no Bonnie.
"Ed, where is Bonnie?" Edd asked.
"Coming this way." Ed answered.
Edd turned around to see Bonnie walking towards them. Edd quickly took out the paperwork he was given and skimmed through it, "Oh, um, okay, Ed, follow me."
Ed and Edd quickly moved into the Parts and Service room and watched Bonnie return to his place on the stage.
"Is he supposed to do that?" Ed asked.
"Um, yes? Apparently, the animatronics are set to roam at night. It's supposed to keep their servos operational and their joints from locking up."
"Cool!" Ed cheered.
Edd nodded slowly, "Yeah…though we'd best stay out of their way. Where's Eddy?"
The two went down the west hall and into the Security Office. Eddy wasn't inside.
"Eddy? Ed, have you seen him?" Edd asked.
Ed shrugged and shook his head.
The service door opened, and Eddy walked in, "Hey, I got us a snack before Spudsy's closed." he announced.
Edd gave Eddy an annoyed look.
"What?"
3:00 AM
Eddy lazily sipped on the soda he bought from Spudsy's while looking at the camera feeds, "I almost wish someone would break in…" he muttered. Eddy instead fiddled with the desk, having not bothered to before. It was locked, and Eddy did not have the key. Eddy did, however, have a bobby pin which he could use as a makeshift lockpick.
Before he did, he quickly checked the cameras. Edd was still working on Chica, welding her torso back together in Parts and Service. Ed was on stage, dancing in place while Freddy sang, and Bonnie played his guitar. Wasn't he supposed to be cleaning?
Eddy shrugged and decided to cause his own little break-in while his friends were distracted, "I'll just lock it back up when I'm done…" he snickered to himself. After a few attempts, the desk popped open. Inside was another mess but there happened to be something on top of said mess. A black magazine with the title "In Heat: Lustful Nights" in purple.
Eddy smiled big, "Oh boyest of boys! Now we're talking!" He picked up the risqué magazine and flipped through the pages. Eddy's big smile shrank until it flipped upside down. The magazine did not have scantily clad women inside, but it did have scantily clad animatronics in provocative poses. The centerfold of this issue was some sort of shapely shark animatronic. "...what kind of sick pervert reads something like this?" Eddy asked, throwing stones from his glass house.
If it exists, they'll make porn of it, Eddy.
Eddy tossed the magazine into the trash, where it belongs. He then turned to shut the desk when he noticed a golden rectangle which was apparently underneath the magazine he found.
"No way! Someone hid gold here?" Eddy excitedly grabbed the rectangular object and picked it up. It of course wasn't gold, but plastic. Eddy held a VHS tape in his hands, a relic from a bygone age that is looked upon with heavy nostalgia. Along the side of it in bold black dry erase was the word: "DESTROY".
Eddy cocked his head a bit, "Huh, haven't seen one of these in a while…" He noticed there was a VHS player on the desk, connected to one of the security monitors.
What played was an odd cartoon featuring still images of the fox pirate animatronic, with stock sea chanty music playing in the background and the fox addressing the viewers, "Ahoy thar, buccaneers! It be yer favorite swashbuckler Foxy the Pirate Fox! The Pirate Cove Show is beginning in about FIVE sailor minutes! In your lingo, that would be…FIVE MINUTES!"
"I hate it when they break the fourth wall." Eddy complained.
"SHIVER ME TIMBERS! FIVE MINUTES? I better see some crew over at the curtain, or I'll be tossing Freddy and his merry men in Davy Jones's Locker! Or worse, I'll be-"
The music and Foxy's dialogue cut out. And a digital voice could be heard instead saying: "Viewing of this tape is prohibited. Discard it immediately." This message repeated a few times before the image distorted with waving lines and cut to a recording of a news program from August of 1983.
"Excitement in Lemon Brook as the grand opening of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Place is today! Yes, after several months of construction work and preparation, the southeast entertainment restaurant chain has opened up in our own backyard! At the ribbon cutting ceremony, CEO and founder of Fazbear Entertainment, Henry Emily, had this to say:"
On-screen was a smiling blonde bearded man wearing glasses and a tan suit, "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Place hopes to be a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. I still can't believe this is happening! As many of you know, Fazbear Entertainment started not too long ago as a small family diner in Texas and now it has moved into a multi-state chain with locations in California, Utah, Louisiana, and now here! Before I cut this ribbon however, I need to give a huge thanks to my business partner, and personal friend, William Afton, who unfortunately cannot be here today due to him and his wife expecting their third child!" The video then cut to a special report from November of 1985.
"Tragedy in Lemon Brook today as a fifth child has been declared missing in what Lemon County Sheriff's Department is theorizing as a string of kidnappings. What at first appeared to be a child running away from home in late September has turned into a ten-week long search and rescue operation across our quiet town and the surrounding area. The only common connection between all five children has been that each of them were reportedly last seen at a local popular restaurant: Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Place. Founder and ex-CEO of Fazbear Entertainment, Henry Emily, could not be reached for comment. However, we did manage to call the co-founder, William Afton."
On-screen was a photograph of a bizarre thin man in a dark purple suit with matching hat, giving a wicked smile.
"I am…truly mortified that such things are happening, and that Fazbear Entertainment is being associated with it. As a father myself who has lost his son last year, I understand the outrage and the grief. But I can personally assure you, that whatever is going on out there, however tragic it may be, has nothing to do with my establishment. And I speak now not as the co-founder of Fazbear Entertainment, but as a father who had to see his young son die in the hospital bed from brain damage; no amount of screaming, or begging, or crying will bring your children back."
The photograph seemed to morph near the end, making the eyes of the man oddly move to look at Eddy before it then cut to a news program from March of 1987 with the headline: "Farewell, Freddy Fazbear."
"After nearly four years of fun and controversy, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Place is having its last party this Saturday. Back in the Fall of 1985, a total of five children seemingly went missing at the restaurant, leading to the restaurant temporarily closing as Lemon County Sheriff's Department investigated the premises, and its employees. This investigation was closed the following year due to lack of sufficient evidence, though a very vocal section of the public was not satisfied with this conclusion and protested the re-opening of the restaurant. This led to a press conference, where spokesmen from Fazbear Entertainment announced that they will shut down the troubled location."
On-screen were three men in black suits and sunglasses standing at a podium, one reading from a printed piece of paper, "We at Fazbear Entertainment value fun, family, and food. But more importantly, we value our commitment to atoning for past mistakes and tying up loose ends. After the tragic passing of our founder, and the recent sudden disappearance of our leading robotics engineer, we have decided to reevaluate and restructure the company. This begins by shutting down locations such as this one to the public, as it has been deemed unsafe and unsuitable for what we want Fazbear's to be. We hope that in time, we can earn your forgiveness. Thank you for-"
It then cut to a dark room with a dim light illuminating a blonde bearded man wearing glasses.
"Begin recording. Hello, my name is Henry Emily, and I am in part responsible for creating a monster. I am making this video to say I am alive, but in hiding. Fazbear Entertainment and their lackeys will claim I am dead and gone, but that's just smoke and mirrors so they can continue to profit from my horrible creations. I beg of you, whoever found this video: make copies and spread them out to as many people as possible. Do not let them destroy this message. Do not believe their lies. And above all else remember that HE is still alive. HE is out there, HE must be stopped, HE will kill again. HE ALWAYS COMES BACK. End recording."
The tape then ended, Eddy sat still with a bemused face, "Well, that was a lot of exposition."
4:00 AM
Edd was finally done repairing Chica and let out a sigh of relief, "Well, it took almost the entire shift, but this fire has been put out!" Edd looked over his repair job with pride and appreciation of a job well done. However, something was a little off, and he noticed a bit of discoloration on Chica's frame. Edd checked his watch, "Well, I have a good hour and a half, I'm sure repainting the frame shouldn't take that long."
Meanwhile, Ed was scrubbing the kitchen floors which were full of long leftover food waste. The horrid smells of it were making the big guy hungry himself, and he ended up scrounging for anything worth eating that wasn't just liquid stains. He usually wouldn't pass up stains, but there wasn't enough to make an actual meal.
He soon made his way to the restaurant's commercial freezer which was locked with chains and a padlock. Ed simply gripped the padlock and tore it off, not once thinking of the consequences of his actions. Inside was a stack of Fazbear Frozen Pizza in boxes, and Ed greedily grabbed one and stuffed the box in his mouth, chomping down on the entire thing.
After swallowing the whole pizza, box and all, Ed couldn't help but feel an odd taste in his mouth. It wasn't the cardboard, or the plastic, not even the slight guilt he usually paid no mind to. Ed looked at the cover of the frozen pizza box stack, on the front was a purple hippo wearing a tiny black top hat and the words "Fazbear Frozen Mr. Hippo's Hawaiian Heaven" on top and with a word balloon saying: "Made with REAL CHEESE!"
As it just so happened, every frozen pizza in the freezer was the same flavor. Ed shrugged and stuffed another box in his mouth. He's eaten far worse than pineapple on pizza.
5:00 AM
During the last hour of the shift, Ed had put his supplies away and barged into the Security Office where he sat up against a wall. "I'm tired, Eddy." Ed complained.
"Yeah, yeah, I heard ya the first fifty times. The shift is almost over, and you can nap on the ride home." Eddy told him.
Edd walked in on the two, "Well, I believe our first night went as good as it could have." he remarked.
"Did you get that stupid duck back on stage?" Eddy asked.
Edd groaned, "Why don't you check the cameras, Eddy? And Chica is a chicken, not a duck."
Eddy checked the cameras, none of the animatronics were on stage, "Uh, Double-D, look."
Edd looked at the cameras and blinked a few times, "They…they're all roaming around? At the same time? Oh my, what if they bump into each other? I don't have time to fix them!"
"Look!" Ed pointed at one of the camera feeds. It was the camera pointed at Pirate's Cove and the curtains were drawn. There was nobody on stage.
"Where did Foxy go?" Eddy asked.
"There." Ed pointed at another camera showing Foxy running down the hall.
Edd quickly shut the door to the Security Office and pressed a button next to it, bringing down a second metal door in front of the other door. A few moments later, a large banging noise sounded out throughout the office.
"What the heck was that?" Eddy asked.
"The panic door, our paperwork suggests using it in an emergency." Edd answered.
"Well, duh, I meant that bang!" Eddy told him.
"That was probably Foxy." Edd answered.
"Wait…are the animatronics alive?" Eddy asked.
"Nah, they're just robots." Ed told him.
"Their programming is set to have them roam at night, and we'd best stay out of their way." Edd added.
"...okay, why would one try to rush the Security Office?" Eddy asked.
Before Edd could answer, the lights went out. The panic door went back up as well.
"Who turned out the lights?" Eddy asked.
"It may be Foxy's movement has shorted out a fuse!" Edd answered.
"Well, go fix it, sockhead!"
"I'll get it!" Ed cried out as he opened the door.
Behind the door was Freddy Fazbear, and his eyes were lit up. He began playing a music box version of the Toreador March from the opera Carmen as he slowly stepped into the Security Room. Ed backed up, and the other Eds backed up with him as Freddy approached the trio.
6:00 AM
Freddy stopped suddenly. The lights on his eyes went out, and Freddy was locked in place. Edd's watch started beeping to indicate their shift was over.
"...what the heck just happened?" Eddy asked.
"I don't know." Edd answered.
The three stared at the animatronic which was barely a few steps from them.
"Let's uh…let's just get out of here." Eddy then said.
"Agreed."
The trio then left, not bothering to move Freddy back to the stage.
3:00 PM
The Eds found themselves back in the Unemployment Office with Mr. Rogers. "Like, it's good to see you kids after the first night. Not a lot of folks come back after the first night. Not that they die or anything, they just find better work."
Eddy shrugged, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, so what did you want to see us for?"
Mr. Rogers set down a Notice of Termination on the desk. The Eds looked at it quizzically.
"Termination?" Edd finally asked.
Ed gasped, "Are we being killed?"
Mr. Rogers shook his head, "Like, no man! An inspector checked the place after you three left and noticed something with the chicken. It looks like you did the maintenance, but it was repainted with non-official colors, which goes against paragraph four in your contracts."
Ed and Eddy looked over at Edd who sank into his chair, "I…I'm sorry, there were no other colors available!"
Mr. Rogers shrugged, "Like, that's a tough break, man."
The Eds soon left with Edd looking ashamed of himself. Eddy patted him on the back, "Relax Double-D, I found something perfect that'll get us on the road to retirement in no time!"
Edd whipped his head towards him with a frown, "Did you steal something again? What is it this time? Electrical components?"
Eddy shook his head, "Nope."
"A pizza?" Ed asked.
"Heck no!"
"Then what, pray tell?" Edd asked.
Eddy pulled out the golden colored VHS tape with the word "DESTROY" on it, "BLACKMAIL MATERIAL! I found so much dirt on Fazbear, that they might even give us the company to shut us up!"
THE END?