Glicked Twist OF What Is This Feeling by WyldClaw
plot: this is a Glicked ( that's the moniker given to the Wicked/Gladiator II November 22, 2024 box office match up that "Wicked " easily won) spoof of "What Is This Feeling" from the Wicked 2024 Movie. This is my take on what the fictional main stars of those films ( that is to say, Wicked's Glinda and Elphaba and Gladiator II's Lucius) were probably thinking when they learned they had to face each other that November 22, 2024. Enjoy!
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[Glinda and Elphaba spoken]
Greatest, grandest universal pictures studios
[Lucius spoken]
my dear Paramount Studios
[Glinda, Elphaba and Lucius]
There's been some debate over November 22
[Glinda and Elphaba , under their breaths ]
Cause that weekend's ours not his
[lucius,]
hey! I heard that ! of course you'll want me to rule
[Glinda and Elphaba]
But naturally, we'll rise above him
[Glinda, Elphaba and Lucius]
For I know you want me to make theaters full
[glinda, Elphaba and Lucius, spoken]
Yes
[glinda, Elphaba and Lucius]
There's some debate for, , my new foe is
[Glinda and Elphaba]
Unusually and total action filled
With a plot quite hard to describe
[Lucius , spoken]
a musical
[Glinda and Elphaba]
What is this feeling, so abrupt and new?
[Lucius]
I felt the moment I had to face you
[Glinda and Elphaba}
our disgust is increasing
[Lucius ]
My head is aching
[Glinda and Elphaba , spoken]
Yeah, well, our hatred is growing
[Glinda, Elphaba and Lucius]
What is this feeling
Bright as a flame?
What's its name?
Yesss.
Loathing
Absolute loathing
[Glinda, Elphaba]
For your plot
[Lucius]
Your songs.
[Glinda and Elphaba]
Your ancient roman clothing
[Glinda, Elphaba and Lucius]
Let's just say
We despise it all
Every little bit however small
Makes our skin begin to crawl
With simple, beyond loathing
There's a powerful exhilaration
In total repulsation
It's so powerful , so strong
Though it's true , it came super fast
Still, we know it will last
And we will be loathing
Loathing you our entire theatrical run long
[Wicked fans]
Dear witches , you are way too good
How can he stay put? Turn him into firewood
His genre' s a terror, your debut'll be way hotter
, we don't mean to play favorites
But, gladiator 2', you're in for a slaughter (Lucius glares at them)
[Glinda and Elphaba]
Of course, he's gonna eat green & pink dust
[Wicked fans]
Poor wicked , forced to reside
Against someone so fight-a-fied
Letting you know, we're totally on your side
We'll take part in your loathing
[Lucius, Glinda and Elphaba}
What is this feeling, so abrupt and new?]
[Wicked fans]
Absolute loathing
[Lucius, Glinda and Elphaba]
We felt the moment we had to face you
[Wicked fans]
For your genre , your songs , your Ancient Rome clothing
[Lucius, Glinda and Elphaba, Wicked fans]
Our disgust is increasing my head is aching (Let's just stay)
[ wicked fans]
We loathe you all
[Lucius, Glinda and Elphaba]
Oh, what is this feeling?
[Wicked fans]
Every little bit however small
[Glinda, Elphaba and Lucius]
What's its name?
[wicked fans]
Makes our skin begin to crawl
[Glinda, Elphaba and Lucius]
Yes
[ALL]
Ah
[Glinda, Elphaba and Lucius]
Loathing
[wicked fans]
Loathing
[Glinda, Elphaba and Lucius]
There's a powerful exhilaration
[Wicked Fans]
Loathing
[Glinda, Elphaba and Lucius]
In total repulsation
[Wicked Fans]
Loathing
[Glinda, Elphaba and Lucius]
so powerful , so strong
[wicked fans]
so strong
[Glinda, Elphaba and Lucius]
Though it's true , it came super fast
Still, we know it will last
And we will be loathing
[Glinda, Elphaba and Lucius, ALL, wicked fans]
And we will be loathing for forever
Loathing
so deeply
Loathing you (Loathing you)
[Glinda, Elphaba and Lucius]
Loathing you our entire theatrical run long
[wicked Fans ]
Loathing
Totally loathing
[, Glinda, Elphaba spoken]
Boo!
[Lucius, spoken]
Ah! powerful witches
[Elphaba and Glinda laugh.]