Summary: Ragna and Bullet decide to vegetate at Kagura's pool house while Bang and Rachel recover from the previous night's tryst.

Pairings: Kagura x Bullet, Ragna x Litchi

"C'mon, Rachel, you've been in there for hours now! When are you gettin' out!?"

"Go away, I'll be done when I tell you I'm done."

"It's been like, forever !" Ragna grabs at the knob to her bathroom door and starts shaking it. "If you don't get your little ass out here in the next five seconds, I'm breaking this shit-!"

"Go. Away." She spits. "Jimmy that lock again, and so help me God, I will smite you where you stand and turn you into compost. Do I make myself clear?"

Ragna stops shaking the door, not in the mood for a bolt up the ass or his girlfriend's attitude. Sighing, he steps away from the bathroom door and holds his hands up in exaggerated defeat as he stomps back toward her bed.

"Fine, fuck it, be that way." He rolls his eyes. "Bitch..."

Ragna collapses to the mattress in a huff and settles into a pillow, bored out of his mind. Rachel has refused to leave her bathroom for the last 18 hours, trying to scrub away the "filth" that Bang left on her after they were done. She insists that feeling Bang nut inside her triggered her to act like this, but Ragna suspects she's suffering from wounded pride. Bang blew her back out and she doesn't want to admit it. It's dumb and Ragna wishes that she'd get over herself, but there's no hope trying to reason with a drama queen like her.

And so Ragna lays here and lets her wallow in soap and bath salts until she feels better, whenever that'll be. Valkenhayn is keeping her plenty fed with snacks he leaves outside her bathroom door, so she'll come out whenever she feels like it.

"Whatever..." Ragna scoffs, mad that she's ignoring him. "Ain't the one who creamed in your ass..."

Just as Ragna is about to grab Rachel's TV remote to watch shows that can fry his brain, her receiver rings. It's either Valkenhayn or Bullet, and Ragna hopes it's the latter when he answers it.

"Yo," He says with a sigh.

"Hi," To his relief it is Bullet. "You doin' anything?"

"Just watching this brat run up her water bill." He replies. "Why?"

"You wanna like...hang out?"

"...Huh?"

"Ya know, spend the day together? Bang still ain't outta his coma yet, so I got nothing going on."

"The man's been out cold for an entire day. Don't you think you should be watching him till he's back up?"

"I got him on an IV, he'll be good for awhile." She shrugs his concerns off, but sounds stiff. "...But if you're busy, we don't gotta."

"Nah, I mean," He glances at Rachel's bathroom door. "My old lady's still out of it, too, so if you wanna hang, I'm game, I guess..."

"Oh. Cool," She doesn't say anything for a while. "You got anything in mind?"

"Me? You called me , how the hell should I know?"

"I figured an outlaw like you is well-traveled. You know places that we can go to, yeah?"

"Kinda? I'm not exactly sightseeing when I'm out and about." He nevertheless thinks for a moment as to what they can do. "Although... I might know one place."

"Yeah?" She sounds excited. "Where, where?"

"I go there when I wanna lay low for a while." He explains. "I never knew him to be, but hopefully he ain't too busy to host."

"Cool, I'll be right over!"

Ragna hears the line click before he can say anything else.

"Well, I guess there are worse ways to kill an afternoon." He gets off Rachel's bed to put on some clothes before yelling out for her, "Yo, Rach, I'm goin' out for awhile, don't wait up!"

As expected, he receives no reply and proceeds to get dressed.

"Yeah, I'll see you, too..." Feeling pissy, he talks to himself as he pulls up his pants. "Could be the last fuckin' time you see me, but nooo , God forbid your ego gets hollowed out by ninja dick..."

After throwing on whatever he could find, Ragna traveled to Ibukido with Bullet to meet up with a certain Colonel and his new wife. When they got there, Ragna escorted her to the Mutsuki family's opulent pool house where he saw Kagura and Litchi exactly where he expected them to be; drunk and laying around in a cabana serviced by Hibiki. Kagura is the first to notice them and holds up his half-full glass of scotch to Ragna in acknowledgment.

"Hey there, guy, long time no see~" Kagura greets him with a tipsy smile. "And what's this? Brought some company?"

"Hey!" Bullet waves at Kagura. "I like yer pool!"

"Yeah, got bored, decided to come here." Ragna explains as they approach him. "Figured you wouldn't mind."

"Nah, not at all, man, make yourself at home," Kagura then turns his head to call out to Litchi who's lounging on a pull-out bed, stomach down. "Yo, babe, can you be a doll and get two maitais out here for me, please?"

"Mmm..." She wriggles around a little before sitting up to stretch her arms and rub her eyes, inadvertently showing off heaving tits that hang low off her chest. Ragna immediately looks at the ground, bashful, while Bullet greets her like she normal.

"Hey there, doc!" She waves at her, too.

"Hi, sweetie~" Litchi stands to her feet and yawns, fresh out of a nap. "You, too, Ragna~"

"H-Hi..." He doesn't dare look back up and instead glares at Kagura. "Are you serious, man...?"

"Hey, I ain't gonna police my own wife. She's her own woman." Kagura then points to the chair directly next to him. "C'mon, sit down, take a load off."

Ragna rolls his eyes but sits down anyway, thankful that the chairs are pointing towards the pool and not at Litchi who's asking Hibiki for drinks.

"Ya mind if I take a dip?" Bullet is already pulling down her tights. "I don't think I've been to a pool in years!"

" Suuure , anything you want, hon," Kagura shamelessly watches Bullet strip to her skivvies. "Anything you want..."

"Thanks, call me when it's lunchtime!" In nothing but boy shorts and a sports bra, Bullet dives into the pool and makes a racket. " Ahh ! It's cold, it's cold!"

"Dummy! That's why you dip your feet first!" Ragna yells.

"But where's the fun in that!?"

Kagura and Ragna watch her attempt a lap until Kagura starts asking him questions.

"Alright, not that I'm one to complain or get in your business and all that, but uh," He clicks his tongue. "Just you two today, huh?"

"Yeah..." Ragna rests his head against his chair. "Rachel and Bang are, uh...busy, so thought crashing here would pass the time."

"Oh yeah? What's up with them?"

"It's a little complica-" Before Ragna can explain himself, Litchi comes up to him with two sweating glasses of sweet liquor. The sight of those things in his face once more makes him look down at the ground again.

"Here you go, dear," She places the glasses on a nearby table and calls out to Bullet. "I have a drink for you, too, whenever you're ready, Bullet!"

"Coming!" Bullet swims to the edge of the pool, lips pulled taut when she sees her drink. "That one doesn't taste gross, does it?"

"Nope, I made sure to add an extra splash of grenadine in there just for you." She reassures her. "If that's not enough, feel free to go to Hibiki, okay?"

"Alright," Content with her answer, Bullet climbs out of the pool to help herself, dripping wet. Kagura can't help but watch her like a hawk. "I am kinda thirsty."

"T-Thanks..." Ragna grabs his drink to sip at it. "Appreciate it."

"Of course, it's always such a treat to have you guys over," Litchi walks around their chairs to fit herself in Kagura's lap, much to Ragna's chagrin. "So what's new? How are you and Miss Rachel? I'm surprised she isn't with you today, or Bang for that matter."

"They're busy. It's a bit of a long story."

"No, it's not. We fucked each other, I don't see how that's hard to understand." Bullet says matter of factly as she stirs her glass a little with her straw, sitting cross-legged on the ground. "Bang and Miss Rachel are too tired from last night, so they couldn't come with us today."

Suddenly, silence. Kagura and Litchi stare at Ragna with wide eyes and open mouths as if waiting for him to explain himself.

In response to this, Ragna leans down to yell at Bullet for her lack of tact. "You fuckin' dummy! Were you born stupid or something!? Seriously, are you actually retarded!? Why would you say that!?"

"Hey, you don't have any room to call me stupid, dumbass! You were the one who thought it was all a dream when you did it with me and Rachel!"

"That's cuz...! Ugh!" At a loss for words, and with dwindling patience for Bullet's naivety, Ragna sets down his drink and pinches her cheeks in frustration. "How 'bout you keep that big trap shut for once, idiot!? Huh!? Have you ever thought about that!? Not everyone needs to know our business!"

"Ow, ow, ow, ow ! Quit it! Not my fault that you're so delusional!" She whines and then retaliates by pinching him as well. "I got half a mind to fry you where you stand, ya hypocrite!"

Kagura and Litchi watch Bullet and Ragna spat for a second longer before Litchi deems it necessary to break them up.

"Alright, you two, that's enough!" She gets up to pry Bullet away from Ragna's hands. "We're all friends here, so act like it! There's no need to behave like children!"

"He started it..." Bullet pouts as she nurses her stinging cheeks.

"I wouldn't have to come down on you if ya weren't so fucking stupid !"

"Hey, hey, lookit me. Chill out and keep drinking your maitai, alright?" Kagura directs Ragna's attention towards him by snapping his fingers. "Is there something you neglected to tell me, bro?"

"...No." Ragna, suddenly in need of a drink, downs his glass in one gulp. "Just shit went down this week. Dunno what to tell you..."

"Sounds like a lot more than that. Look you know damn well you can't keep shit like this from me, so out with it." Kagura scoffs and then smirks. "You already got that hot little piece of ass wrapped around your finger, and now you're going after Bullet ? How'd a good ol' boy like you manage that, huh? That's some shit I'd pull, for real."

"It's not like that..." Ragna shakes his head. "I honestly don't know where to start."

"I can follow along, I'm not that drunk." Kagura finishes off his scotch and gives Ragna his undivided attention. "Go on, let's hear it."

"...Fine, whatever." Ragna sighs and decides to spill the beans. "So I walked in on Rachel and Bullet fucking, right?"

Ragna leads into his story by explaining Rachel and Bullet's brief affair, then the threesome he had with them, and then finishes it with the impromptu group sex session that ended with Bang inside Rachel and Ragna inside Bullet again. With intermittent commentary provided by Bullet, Ragna hopes he explained himself well enough that he didn't sound crazy, and patiently waits for Kagura to respond.

After a few moments of deafening silence, he finally opens his mouth.

"So...you're swinging?"

"...I'm what?

"All of what you just said right now? That's swinging." Kagura explains. "What you're doing is swinging."

"I...didn't know there was a name for that."

"Yeaaah, man, tons of people do it. In fact, I'm a little offended you didn't tell me about it sooner~"

"Shut up, I didn't intend for this shit to get so outta hand!" He barks. "It just...happened. Honestly, once Bang and Rachel are back to normal, we're going back to the way things were."

"What!?" Bullet leaps to her feet. "How the hell can you say that after everything we've been through, huh? I like it when we fuck each other!"

"No one asked you, butt floss! I only let your man fuck my woman cuz I felt bad!"

"Lookit you, being a hypocrite again! You didn't feel too torn up about hurting Rachel's feelings when you did it with me yesterday!"

"I-I don't need to explain myself to you!"

"Oh, Ragna, don't be such a prude. Clearly, you're doing a good job if she's this insistent! From what I can gather, it sounds to me that you crazy kids have been enjoying yourselves a lot this week~" Litchi giggles. "I'd be lying if I said I wasn't just a little curious myself..."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on!" Ragna backs up into his chair. "L-Look, doc, I'm flattered and all, but uh, it's not like we're actually doing whatever the hell Kagura said, alright?"

"Sure it is. I'm just saying, man, you fucked her for a reason. It's alright to give into a little bit of temptation every now and then, ya old dog~" Kagura laughs as he pats Ragna's shoulder. "That's why people make swingers group; better to fuck your best friend's girl and talk about your day with her than some old whore waiting for her cab fare, right?" His grip on Ragna's shoulder tightens. "Which is why you should totally get me and the missus in on this."

"Fuck off, I ain't interested."

"Do you know how long I've been waiting to get into a sex club? Like a proper sex club with a hot wife to show off and everything? I mean, yeah, I've been in a few in my fledgling years, but it's hard to swap when you're a bachelor among a sea of horny newlyweds; you just become the third wheel to whatever couple comes your way! But now that I'm married, well... Ironically enough, it feels like the world is my oyster."

"Well, if you're that desperate, why not get into one and leave me out?"

"I don't wanna swing with a bunch of strangers. I know you, you know me, and our girls know each other. You already got the ball rolling on this one, champ; no reason why you can't throw us into the mix," He then winks at Litchi. "Right, babe?"

"Oh yeaah , I don't see what the big deal is... You already went this far; no reason why you can't go a little further~" Litchi struts towards Ragna's chair. "Sounds like to me you need some convincing..."

"H-H-Hey, doc, just a second...! I don't think you should-!"

"Hmm? Do what?" Litchi drapes herself over Ragna's quivering body. "Don't tell me you're getting shy on me."

"Nah, nah, nah, I-I can't do this! You're drunk for fucksakes!"

"Aww, you don't wanna take advantage of me~?" Her fingers walk across his chest. "God, I can just eat you up, you're so adorable!"

"Goddammit...!" Ragna turns to Kagura for help. "Can you do something about this...!?"

"Didn't I tell ya before that she's her own woman? If she wants it, she will take it."

"Come on , why me!?" Frantic, Ragna tries asking Bullet for help, but she's nowhere in sight. "Bullet! Where's Bullet!? She can pry her off!"

"Over hereee," Bullet calls out to him from the bar where she's being served by an incredibly disinterested Hibiki. "I got thirsty again."

"Would you care for another Shirley Temple, Miss Bullet?" Hibiki asks her as he wipes down a glass mug.

"Hmm... Good question," She looks over her shoulder to talk to Ragna again, chewing on a straw. "Did you need me for something?"

"Can you get her off me, plea-!"

Kagura cups his hand over Ragna's mouth. "Ahh, this guy's just whining, don't listen to him! How 'bout coming back over here for a sec, hon? I wanna show you something real sweet~" He then gestures at his secretary. "Hibiki, you know what to do!"

"Yes sir," Hibiki fetches something from beneath the bar-a video camera. "Please let me know if you need anything else."

" You jerk off ...!" Ragna shakes Kagura's hand off. "What the hell is wrong with you!? I don't want this on camera!"

"Sorry, bud, but at Casa del Mutsuki, expect all activities to be monitored and recorded at any time," His attention immediately shifts to Bullet who hops to his side. "And trust me, bro, this shit's going down in the record books~"

"The only thing you're getting is my fist down your throat if you don't get her-!"

"Shh, shh, shh, easy now. No need to blow a gasket," Litchi puckers her lips as she holds her finger to Ragna's lips. "You're among friends, cutie pie; why not try to relax, hm?" Those same fingers that are on his lips slide down his chin, over his jaw, scratching him gently with manicured nails. It sends a tingle down his back that goes straight to his cock.

Fuck, is he really going to do this with her now...?

"Doc," Ragna sighs, apparently more weak to flesh than he realizes. "You really sure you wanna do this?"

"Uh, duuuh!" She scoffs, having the nerve to sound offended. "I like you, baby, don't you like me? I wouldn't be doing this if you weren't so cute~"

"Ah hell..." He slaps a hand over his face in defeat. "I-If you really want to then..."

"Groovy!" Already, she's scaling his body to get at the waistband of his shorts. "Let's see what you're packing then, hot stuff!"

"Oh, are we doing stuff?" Bullet hovers over Litchi's writhing body and then laughs at Ragna's scrunched face. "Nice to see you didn't need much convincing, heehee~"

"Oh shove it-!" Ragna jumps when Litchi palms his half-hard cock a little too roughly for his liking. "Easy, easy , doc!"

"Sorryyy, it's just been a sec since I had new equipment to work with!" She licks her lips as she works him up with her hand. "Mmm, yummy, yummy! No wonder you got these cute girls all over you!"

"Man, I'm getting itchy again..." Bullet rubs her thighs together. "Can I do stuff with you guys, too?"

"Course, baby, I don't see why not," Suddenly, Bullet feels a hand snake up her thigh, over the curve of her left ass cheek. "You gettin' horny?"

"Oh!" Bullet spins around and sees Kagura lying across his beach chair, gripping himself. "Yeah, that's right... Did you wanna?"

"What kind of question is that?" He sits up to pull her down to him, in his lap where she can feel his erection. "Didn't call ya over here for small talk."

"Hmm, I dunno. I kinda learned my lesson from last time... I wouldn't wanna hurt Bang's feelings again." Bullet pouts as she thinks about Bang's reaction to her earlier affair. "Unless..." Quickly coming to a solution, her gaze settles on Litchi sucking bruises into Ragna's skin as she plays with his cock.

"Yo, doc, would you wanna fuck Bang after all this is done?" She asks her. "You know, just to keep this all fair?"

Mhmm, fine with me~" She kisses a trail down Ragna's jawline. "More the merrier!"

"Okaaay!" Bullet, happy with Litchi's answer, gives into Kagura without fuss. "Yeah, we can do it. You're supposed to be a real lady killer, right? That means you should be really good at this!"

"Oh yeah, Imma treat you like a princess," He nudges his way into the crook of her shoulder to kiss her neck. "Now c'mere, honey, been dying to do this..."

Bullet is about to say something else, but is silenced by perfect teeth biting at her collarbone. She moans and leans into him, letting Kagura do what he wants as she peels wet underwear over the ass and thighs Kagura is quick to grab at.

Hibiki, with camera in hand, moves from the bar to get a better angle, mouth tight and eyes hooded as he dutifully follows Kagura's orders, hardly reacting when his lord and his lord's wife take Bullet and Ragna properly. He steps off to the side then to capture the moment, filming Litchi bouncing on Ragna's lap and Kagura fucking Bullet on her side.

Ragna is gripping Litchi's hips for dear life, breathing labored, eyes closed shut as he's fucked relentlessly by a tight pussy that refuses to let him go while Bullet is pumped mercilessly by Kagura, thick cock hollowing her out as he keeps her mouth busy with his tongue.

"Ah fuck, this is great . Dunno how long I've been wanting to fuck this pussy," He pulls away from her to watch her brows knit. "I bet I'm fucking it real good, too, huh?"

"Y-Yeah, you're super g-good at this...!" Bullet can barely speak, too out of her mind to do much besides cling and moan. "Think I'm gonna...come again...!"

"That's it, baby, get into it. Look so pretty like that," He holds her tight, drags his prick over her g-spot to bring her over the edge. "Let me see you come."

Bullet's eyes snap shut when her sex bares down on him, a sight that gets Kagura off and makes him feel smug.

"Bang, that lucky son of a bitch..." Kagura looks to his side, sees Ragna being smothered by Litchi's chest, clearly trying not to come. "How you holding up, guy? She riding it good?"

"Fuck yeaaah ..." Ragna's voice cracks as he talks, unfocused, unthinking. "Like I stuck my fuckin' dick in a pot of honey, holy shit ..."

"Oooh, you like me that much? Thank you~" Litchi clenches, getting a full-body jolt out of him. "I really like you, too. You and this big thick , studly cock," She punctuates each word with a hard bounce. "You're trembling real bad though, honey... You almost there?" She lifts her tits from his face to give him some air and hold his flush cheeks. "You wanna come in me?"

"Uh-huh," Ragna nods feverishly. "Wanna cream in you so bad..."

"Can you hold on for just a little longer for me?" She bats her eyes. "Please?"

"Oh God , doc, don't do this to me..." Ragna whines, eyes shifting between her pretty eyes and her heaving breasts. "You know I want it... I fuckin' need it."

"I know, baby, I know, I just like playing with you so much," She kisses his right eye. "A little more and then we'll be done, okay? Pinkie promise~"

"Mmm..." Ragna wants to protest but he's at the mercy of Litchi's sugar-sweet voice and honeyed pussy. "If you want..."

"That's a good boy," She scratches his chin as she addresses her husband. "You have some left in the tank, too, don't you, handsome?"

"Hell yeah, baby, you know me!" Kagura manipulates Bullet's body. "Can never pass up a good round bed sess~" Pulling, out of her quivering cunt, he snaps his fingers. "Hibiki! We still got juice in that old thing?"

"Yessir. Battery is fully charged." He confirms with a nod.

"Bitchin'," Kagura picks up his half-conscious, sweaty "date" in his arms. "Why don't we take this freak off to the cabana then?"

"Ooh, hear that, boo?" Litchi lifts off Ragna's drenched cock, pussy dripping like a faucet. "C'mon, up, up, up! You don't wanna leave me all alone, do you?"

"Nah... Fuck that," Ragna shoots up from his chair to scoop her up and drape her over his shoulder. "Let's fucking go,"

"What a manly man!" Litchi squeals. "Well come on then! Don't keep me waiting!"

Hibiki follows them into the cabana where he films Ragna and Kagura fucking the girls on their backs at opposite sides of a lofty daybed. Keen as to what his lord wants to see, Hibiki pays special attention to Litchi and Bullet whose breasts bounce with the thrusts of their partners. Ragna, too enthralled by Litchi's luscious body to pay Hibiki any mind, goes deep and slow, trying to stave off an orgasm that's been building in his loins for the last half-hour while Kagura continues pummeling Bullet's cunt into a creamy pulp.

" God , you're still going...?" Bullet says through clenched teeth. "Aren't you almost there yet?"

"I can't help it, hon, you just look so good like this, like you were made for me," He leans down to neck her. "Seriously, if you ever get sick of Bang, hit me up; I'll take care of you."

"Now, now, I'm sure Bang does a fine job, don't tease the poor thing." Litchi turns Bullet's head to make her pay attention to her. "Besides, we have to stay in good graces. You wouldn't mind if I took him for a ride, too, right?"

"Nuh-uh," Bullet blushes a little. "He's really good, too..."

"Mmm, just what I like to hear. My, if he didn't find you so pretty, we might've been a cute couple, him and I. Oh well," Litchi doesn't waste time trying to smooch on her. "How about giving me some sugar, baby? I wanna get to know you, too~"

"Okay!" Bullet kisses her without hesitation, a sight that has Ragna losing steam and makes Kagura's hips stutter.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck ...!" Ragna keels over Litchi's body, at his limit. "Jesus, doc, I can't-!"

"It's okay, I'm not far either," Litchi simpers against Bullet's lips, feeling tingly. " Ooh, yes, sweetie, yes! Right there, right there...!" She combs her fingers through Ragna's hair, holding his head against her breast. "Fuck my pussy, baby boy! "

Ragna feels his eyes cross and knees buckle when he comes. Failing to pull out, but not really caring, Ragna revels in the plush, velvety walls that squeeze his cock and milk him dry, pretty words of ecstasy on Litchi's pretty lips sending him to heights he's never felt before.

"Ah shiiiit ," Ragna holds himself to her chest to hide the tears in his eyes. "Fuck, babe, your pussy's magic..."

"You're amazing, too," Litchi moans, in the throes of orgasm. "I love your cock so much..."

"Shit," Kagura uses the sight of Bullet's ebony body and the mess Ragna made of his wife to get off, fingers digging into the crook of Bullet's hips, stirring his cock against her womb. Bullet mewls as she fists the sheets, bracing for another orgasm that Kagura aggravates by milking her clit.

"Oh yeah, love that face, honey, love how needy you look," He bends over to rest his forehead against hers, free hand holding her neck. "Gonna fuck you stupid like this every day," He grunts and pants, hips stuttering. "Till this needy pussy's dripping for my cock..."

Bullet latches onto Kagura like a leech, sputtering and gasping, soaked to the bone in slick and sweat. Like Ragna, pulling out is an afterthought, and he comes inside Bullet's hole, making her insides gooey with seed. Kagura rides it out by kissing her, running his tongue along her teeth as he made himself known to her shuddering insides

Hibiki makes one final zoom-in on Bullet and Kagura's bodies before turning around to stop the recording, taking notes as to how he'd have to edit this. Behind him, Bullet and Ragna are splayed out on the bed while Kagura and Litchi strut around them, stretching stiff limbs.

"Ahhh, that was really fun~!" Litchi giggles. "So how 'bout it, Ragna? Are we invited to the sex club now?"

Ragna has an arm over his eyes, feet resting on the back of an unconscious Bullet. Too tired to argue and unable to complain, Ragna gives his approval with a curt hand wave.

"I'm sure Rachel won't mind..."

"Yeaaah, that's right she won't. Three cocks are better than two, amirite?" Kagura laughs. "So that does it then; we're swingers. Now we just gotta get your lady and her bastard up to speed, and we'll be golden."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever, not right now, man..." He wipes the sweat off of his face. "Can I get another drink or something over here...?"

"Whatever you want, guy. Hibiki!" He waves at his secretary who's back at the bar again. "Can I get my man here a few shots? Fill them up with the strongest stuff we got."

"Make mine a double with vodka!" Litchi adds on. "I need a pick-me-up after that one!"

"Already on it, sir," Hibiki nods and gets to work, flipping shot glasses onto a shiny mahogany bar table for them. Once he was done, Kagura brought ten shots out for everyone, minus Bullet who slept soundly under the heels of Ragna's feet.