Lucifer doesn't know how long he was out, but he was feeling much better than before and it sounded like there were other people in the room with him beside Belphegor.
"SHHHH! Everybody shush! He's waking up!" A female voice said.
"About time! He's had me so worried, I feel like I aged 3 centuries." A male voice said.
Blinking his eyes open, Lucifer sat up from the couch and looked around. Seeing the rest of the Seven Deadly Sins/his Hell brothers and sisters surrounding him.
"How long was I out?" He asked, putting a hand on his bandage wrapped chest.
"Long enough for us to get here. We were so worried, Luce." Asmodeus said as he rubbed a large dark blue egg that was attached to his chest via a baby carrier.
"Sorry to worry you gu...Wait, who stole my wallet?" Lucifer asked, feeling his back pockets were empty before looking towards Mammon.
"Oi, don't look at me, I didn't do it!" Mammon said as he waved his four hands around.
A small head popped out from behind him, a wide smirk on her as she flaunted Lucifer's wallet.
"Hehehehe... I'm getting better!" She said before looking up at Mammon, "Right, Dad?"
Mammon gave a small, nervous chuckle to his DAUGHTER. Who was just as greedy as or more greedy than him
"Y-y-yeah, uh... we're going to be talking about people you don't take the wallet from." Mammon said, grabbing the wallet from his daughter before whispering to her, "Good job though."
He didn't want Lucifer to hear that.
"This is why I'm glad to have two partners, my kids are with their mom and dad." Bee said, shaking her head. "In good and responsible hands."
"Hey, I am a fucking great dad! I'll admit, I've had screw ups but I always do the best I cam for my little girl." Mammon said as he gave Lucifer his wallet back.
"And does that involve repaying me for all the money she took from me just now?" Lucifer asked as he checked his wallet. "I'm 378 short.
"Yeah, sure. Here." Mammon said as he snapped his fingers, making 4 100 bills and giving them to Lucifer. "And Mammona is still learning. Before you know it, she's going to be the greediest demon in all of hell and I'm very proud!"
"Mammona? Not really the most creative name, Mam." Lucifer said.
"Said that man that gave his daughter a boy's name." Mammon said, crossing his arms.
"Ugh, can you not start this agrument again?" Leviathan said, the light blue head, as she rubbed her temple.
Mammona looked at Lucifer with a curious expression. Lucifer was barely in Hell anymore, so she never really knew him, despite being 14 years old. She walked up to him.
"Um...Hi." She said, waving to him.
Lucifer turned to his niece and got a good look at her. She looked a lot like a demon from the Envy Ring, but wore an outfit very similar to Mammon. She had her hands together... though Lucifer made sure to keep an eye on the second pair of arms to make sure she didn't try and steal from him again.
"Hi." Lucifer said, smiling at her. "You're a lot bigger than the last time I saw you, you were still a tiny thing."
"Yeah, that's what growing up does to a gal." Mammona said, placing her hands on the bed. "So, how you been, unc? Don't usually see you unless it's a rare occasion."
"I wouldn't count almost being killed and stupidly leaving a hospital as a rare occasion." Satan comments with crossed arms.
"Don't start, S." Lucifer said, looking at Satan. "I'm not in the mood."
"Oh, you're REALLY not going to be in the mood in a second." A familiar voice said.
Lucifer looked over by the door and saw both Emily and Charlie standing there. Both leaning on their canes with very angry looks on their face.
'Oh no.' Lucifer thought, shivering at the sight of both his daughters giving him "the stare."
"Uh oh. This might be a good time to duck out." Leviathan, the eel head, whispered to her other head and the other Sins.
Silently agreeing, the sins quickly went into the other room. Leaving Lucifer alone with his very angry daughters.
"…Heeeey, Ducky. Duckling." He said with a nervous smile.
"NO." Charlie said firmly, raising her left hand and wagging her pointer finger back and forth. "There will be no talk of ducks today, father."
"You snuck out of a hospital and did not tell anyone what you were doing or where your were going." Emily said, gripping jer cane tightly. "What did you think everyone going to think or do when they saw that!?"
"I know, I just thought-"
"YOU THOUGHT WRONG!" Charlie and Emily screamed at him, making Lucifer flinch.
"What if we were told you went missing!? What are we supposed to think!?" Emily shouted at him with glowing red eyes.
"What if we thought Roo came back to finish the job!? What if we tjouhht you were dead?!" Charlie yelled, also having glowing red eyes.
Red eyes that were slowly filled with tears as their voices began to break.
"You…You can't just run off and disappear like that without thinking ANYONE wouldn't be upset! Especially your family!" Emily said, trying not to stutter and control her breathing.
Lucifer grabbed their hands, rubbing circles with his thumbs to calm them down.
"Girls, look. I-"
"You almost died, dad." Emily said, her eyes flowing with tears.
"We... we were so scared." Charlie said, her eyes no longer red but tearful
Both both hugged Lucifer and cried into his shoulders.
"Don't ever do something like that again, please." Emily said.
"Or else we'll never forgive you." Charlie added.
Lucifer hugged them back, sighing sadly as the guilt was hitting him again.
"I won't. Don't worry." Lucifer said, rubbing circles on their backs. "Well... now that I have one ear chewing out down, I think I have a few more to go through... I have a feeling your aunt Jophiel is going to be the worst."
SHATTER!/CRASH!
"YOU'RE DARN RIGHT, YOU JERK!" Jophiel screamed as she broke through the window to get into the room.
The three of them looked at angry archangel in surprise before Lucifer slowly pointed to the door.
"It's... it's unlocked." He said softly.
"SHUT UP!" Jophiel yelled, very angry, "OF ALL THE IDIOTIC THINGS YOU'VE EVWR DONE, LEAVING THE HOSPITAL WITHOUT TELLING US TAKES THE CAKE! ARE YOU MAD!?"
"... Jury is out on that one." Lucifer said, joking a tiny bit as his daughters pulled away.
Then Emily and Charlie put their canes behind their backs, because they were pretty sure Jophiel was about to grab one and beat him senselessly with it.
"... Well dad, seems like you have everything under control in here." Charlie said, backing out with Emily. "We're going to go talk with the sins."
"Get well soon." Emily quickly added.
The two left the room and closed the door behind them. Sighing as they dried their eyes.
"... Well, he's dead." Emily said, before she and Charlie turned around. "So, what's going on in-"
Emily stopped talking as she saw the scene in front of her. Of Sera and Satan passionatly and lustfully making out with each other before noticing them. Shocked, they slowly stopped their make out session and turned to the queen of Hell and 2nd princess of Hell.
"Uh... We thought you'd take longer." Sera said, backing away from Satan and fixing her dress.
"Yeah……..Hi, girls." Satan said slowly with an awkward wave.
Charlie and Emily were extremely silent and extremely shocked with their jaws hanging near the floor, unable to fully comprehend what they just saw a few moments ago.
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"WHAT THE SHIT, SERA?!" Emily screamed loudly, so loud it could be heard within a 50 mile radius.