It started as a normal morning. I was sitting in my abandoned mall hideout reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. It was then that Queen of Fables chose to exact her revenge.

"Hey Harley? Wanna see a new trick I learned?"

"Really Fables? Your not mad anymore?" I asked excitedly.

"No Harley I have changed. Slaughtering innocent people is so last month."

"Well what's this month?"

"Getting rid of people in my way" She growled as she held up her scepter.

"Fablessss!" She cackled evilly as the banished me to the book I was reading. Funny thing though. I didn't become a talking Harry Potter book. I fell directly into the plot.

"Aieeee!" I screamed as I fell onto a bunch of boxes. I saw a brunette boy sneak off, but the two identical redheads only had eyes for me.

"Where did you come from?" The one with the softer face asked me.

"I was banished to a book." I said softly.

"We're a book?" The other twin asked excitedly.

"In the muggle world yes."

"Cool I wish muggles could get into wizarding London. We would have so many customers."

"In my world wizarding world isn't real."

"You mean our lives are just made up by a smart person?" He asked me and it made his face look a little scary.

"Yes Fred it is."

"Woah, well your here so what are you going to do?" George with the softer face asked me.

"Well I don't know how to get out, so I guess I will stay. I am like Mundungus Fletcher in my world. I steal things."

"Don't my sweet. Let us take you in and make you a good witch." Well why not? I always wanted to be double teamed by the Weasley's and my microfucks cause me to be a reasonably good person plus the Weasley's are trouble makers too.

"I'll do it!" I said.

"Ok first things first, you need basic magic stuff. I'll send you with me mum."

Fred took me out into the main area of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes and I had to take a second to marvel at the shop in person. I imagined the place without Fred's vibrant touch. "Noooo!" I screamed as I ran back to Fred.

"Sweetheart." The whole shop stopped. They all stared at me as I started to sob into Fred's magenta robes

"Honey I don't know your name." He whispered in my ear.

"Harlene." I sobbed.

"Harlene honey it's ok, no one's gonna hurt you."

"Fredrick Fabian Weasley you promise me you will put defensive charms on all of your shirts!"

"Harley I'm not sure-"

"Promise me!" I screamed as I shoved him into a shelf of potions.

George wrapped a wizards robe around me and pulled me off of Fred. "Stop!" I screamed. I began to kick and scream. George pulled me to the floor and held me snugly.

"Harley, I love him too." George whispered in my ear. "I'm not sure who you are, but you love my Freddy as much as I do and that's ok with me. I'll make sure he does."

"You will?" I asked as I stopped struggling.

"Yes now go with mum." He handed me a bag of Galleons. "Get some wizarding clothes, First year school books, an owl and a wand. We can worry about the rest later."

He pulled me to my feet and steered me towards the grim faced Mrs. Weasley.

"Mum Fres is dating a muggle named-"

"Harlene Quinzel." I said as I stuck my hand out to her.

"Humph." She was not impressed by me roughing up her son.

"Harley's powers have emerged late and we need to get her trained ASAP. These are dark times mother."

"How did you meet?" She asked as she sniffed at me disdainfully.

"When Fred went to aquire his muggle trinkets I ran into him at the store and gave him my phone number. Naturally he couldn't use a phone so I received a beautiful letter by owl post."

"Why am I being told about her blood status?"

"Freddy and I have to run the store. We don't have time to take her shopping. Ten Galleons take it mum and ease help her." George practically begged his mother.

"What do I get she's an adult?"

"Just get first year stuff and we will speak to Dumbledore."

"Alright fine, but for the record she's stark raving mad!"

"It's been almost a year mum."

"I love them." I said with a determined expression on my face.