A/N: Rachel eventually speaks in Romanian in this chapter, but since I think excessive use of a language I don't understand kinda kills the pace of a story, I've italicized the long stints of dialogue where it's implied that she sees speaking Romanian instead of English.

Bullet spent the night at Rachel's, sharing her bed, curled up into her chest, taking Ragna's place while he slept at the foot of her bed. She left the manor the next morning with a bag of little cakes and a kiss from Rachel before going on her way, extra careful not to wake up Ragna.

She gets back to her and Bang's shared Minka in under an hour's time and skips through the front yard to greet him where she suspects him to be. On early, sunny mornings like this, Bang is usually attending their Bonsai garden trimming trees. He isn't very good at it and left a lot of the trees looking like little monstrosities, but it brings him joy so she doesn't say anything about it.

When she sees him, he's clad in a thin, blue yukata, chopping the stems off of a fledgling tree that's too big up top and too skinny at the bottom.

"Bullet, my sweet, light of my life!" Bang notices her before she has a chance to say hi to him and runs up to her, pulling her into a crushing hug. "How was your trip to Miss Rachel's castle, my love? Surely you had a fantastic time if you spent the night over there!"

"Yeah, we had a lot of fun," Bullet coughs, staggering a little when Bang lets her go to see her face. "She even sent me home with cake! Sorry I didn't come back last night though; I lost track of time."

"Nonsense, dearest! I'm so very happy that you found a friend in Miss Rachel!" He cups her cheeks. "You ladies must've been up to no good if you're getting home this late!"

"You can say that again!" Bullet held her hands over Bang's. "Me and Miss Rachel had a bunch of sex!"

Bang stares at Bullet wide eyed, lips turning down from a smile to a tight frown.

"P-Pardon me...?"

"Yeah, you should've seen it! Remember that movie that was on the other night? The one that had the two chicks going at it? I wanted to try some of it out with Miss Rachel, so...we did it!" She exclaims. "Then when I was eating her butt, Ragna came, and we had sex with him-"

"Ragna, too!?"

"Yeah, who else? So anyway-"

"What do you mean you had sex with Ragna!?" Bang starts shaking her shoulders. "You mean to tell me that the reason you were out so late is because our dearest friends were ravishing you all night long!?"

"Well, if ya let me finish, I can tell you all about it. You really gonna make me repeat myself?"

"NOOO!" Bang pulls away from Bullet, fingers in his hair, back turned to his hapless fiance. There's no way that this is happening; not to him! Why? Why did Ragna and Rachel have at his gorgeous wife-to-be so carelessly!? Surely Ragna isn't such a cad, right...? And Rachel, good Lord, Miss Rachel... He's walking on a perpetual layer of thin ice with her. If he were to even broach such an accusation with her, she won't hesitate to sever him from this mortal coil... Maybe, just maybe, Bullet is misunderstanding what she did with them last night, but as much as he wants to do that, Bullet isn't an idiot! Sure she can be naive, short-sighted, and very, very impulsive, but the girl knows what sex is, damn it!

"How can this be...!?" He ruffles at his own hair, eyes bugging from his skull. "I'd sooner expect Kagura to do something so heinous, but Ragna!? And Miss Rachel! How absurd! How... How perverted!"

"Uh, you okay? Did I do something wrong?" Bullet calls to him. "You must be super wound up if you're getting all sweaty like this..."

"Bullet, love! Dear heart, you did nothing wrong! It's all my fault!" He turns back around to hold her hands in his. "I should've taught you better, I should've told you that such an act is only between a man and his woman, but I've failed you, and now I must pay the price!" He has to resist the urge to throw himself to the ground again by holding his hand over his forehead. "Oh the agony!"

"Oh, I get it. I should've asked you..." Bullet looks down at her feet, feeling guilty. "My bad..."

"No, don't be so hard on yourself!" Unwilling, or rather refusing, to see Bullet upset, he puts the blame on himself. "Like I said, I should've been better!"

"Still... It doesn't really seem fair that I did all of that with them and you weren't in the know." She holds her head down for a minute before looking up at Bang. "I gotta make it up to you! It's the only way!"

"Oh Bullet, as much as I appreciate your empathy, I'm afraid the only way I can possibly restore your honor is to flagellate myself in the foyer for the rest of the day..." He says with tears in his eyes. "It's for the best, I'm afraid...!"

"No, you dummy, you don't gotta hurt yourself cuz of me! I have an idea!" She grabs Bang by the arm to drag him out of the garden. "C'mon, we gotta go to Miss Rachel's place!"

"Eeek! What do you mean we have to go to Miss Rachel's!? I-I'm sure she's tired, don't vampires usually sleep during the day anyway!?"

"Will you shut up and just come on already!? Don't make me put my foot down!"

Ignoring his whining, Bullet forces Bang out of the garden and into the streets to make her way back to Rachel's castle.

Ragna eventually wakes up to the smell of breakfast and trash TV, helping himself to a platter of meat and savory sweets that Rachel had Valkenhayn bring to her room. After the dream he had, he's lacking in energy and a big breakfast is what he definitely needs to get his strength up. As he cuts up a stack of pancakes drenched in maple syrup, Rachel picks at a crepe and drinks milk tea, making snide comments at the show playing on her television screen.

"That's not his child." She says with confidence. "Anyone with half a brain can tell that trifling whore is lying."

"Why do you even watch this crap? Shouldn't you be watching something more worthwhile?"

"As nauseating as it is, I'm compelled by the drama." Her eyes light up when the results on the screen reveal that her predictions are right. "See, what did I tell you? Trifling."

"Funny that a haughty-taughty thing like you'd be into trash, but I guess it kinda fits."

"It passes the time," She drinks from her cup. "I believe the next guest may or may not be related to her boyfriend."

Suddenly, a knock on the door; a furious, incessant knocking that has the couple grimacing. That didn't sound like Valkenhayn's knocks, so Rachel can only assume one thing.

"Oh my, she's back already?" Rachel hides her giggling mouth behind her hand. "How quaint. I do believe we've ruined her for good now, my dear~"

"...Yeah?" Ragna, confused, just sits there. "W-What are you talking about?"

"Ugh, you dullard," Rachel rolls her eyes and gets off the bed to hover to the door. "Hold on, allow me to jog your memory."

Ragna still sits there, staring at her floating body, waiting for her to open the door. When she does, Ragna sees a panting Bullet at the doorway, sweaty from running. It brings back memories from the night before that Ragna is aroused by, but is suddenly too worried to think about.

For whatever reason, he feels awfully guilty when he sees Bullet.

"Why hello, hello," Rachel leans into her door frame, seductive like a minx. "Come back for more, did you? I know Ragna and I are irresistible, but you couldn't wait another day for us?"

"Miss Rachel, I really need your help! Could you do a favor for me, please!?"

Rachel's eyes narrow at her words. "...Like what?"

"There!" She points to her right. Rachel peeks her head out of her room to look down the hallway where she sees Bang groveling at the feet of Valkenhayn for forgiveness.

Rachel smirks evilly at the display before her. "Me, oh my, I see that he found out about our little tryst. Tell me, is he here to watch us or challenge Ragna to a fight? Either way, it'll be amusing to watch him squirm."

"I had something else in mind actually. I wanted to make it up to him, so I was wondering..." Bullet clasps her hands together and looks up at Rachel, hopeful. "Can Bang have sex with you-"

Before the words left Bullet's mouth, Rachel slams the door in her face and floats back to her bed.

"Uh... What was that all about?" Ragna asks.

"Nothing." Rachel grabs her TV remote and rests on her side. "Valkenhayn will take care of it."

"Rachel-" Ragna hears more knocking at the door and turns his lip at her. "Hey, seriously, what's going on? Don't ignore me!"

"If you really want to know, be my guest. As much as I appreciate Bullet's company, I'm afraid that I have very little patience for her when she talks to me like that."

"Like what? What the fuck's your problem all of a sudden?" The knocking as well as Bullet's pleas gets to him enough to do something about it. "Ugh, to hell with it."

Rachel lets Ragna answer the door and continues watching TV, face in a tight scowl that Ragna tries ignoring.

"Y-Yo," He greets Bullet when he opens it again. "Everything good?"

"Ragna, can you please talk to Miss Rachel for us? I can't get Bang to stop crying!"

"Bang? Why is he-?"

"I believe you are the cause of all this drama, correct?" Valkenhayn approaches Ragna with a sniveling Bang lingering behind him. "Now listen here, boy, in the interest of keeping our friend here alive, I suggest that you take this away from Madame Rachel's room if possible. As confused as I am by such rules, you and I both know he isn't allowed to set foot in the castle."

"R-Right... I knew that. Fine, I got it from here." Ragna steps out of Rachel's room and closes the door behind him without fuss. "Look, if we wanna talk, let's take this to the foyer, okay-"

"Ragna, you fiend!" Bang lunges for Ragna and grabs his shoulders. "How could you!? How could you!? My most trusted friend, my confidant having at my beautiful fiance so carelessly!? Have you no shame!? You know how she is!"

"Would you chill out! What the fuck do you want from me!?" He then looks at Bullet. "Explain!"

"Are you stupid or something? We fucked last night, remember? You can't keep denying it, so get with the program already, dumb-dumb!"

Valkenhayn, upon hearing this news, turns tail and makes a beeline down the hallway to spare himself of any further drama.

"I'll leave you lot to it," Valkenhayn is already rounding the corner. "I'll clean up any scraps that the Madame makes of you, runt."

"Oh fuck you, ya old mongrel!" Ragna yells at him before turning his attention back to Bullet. "Are you telling me that that shit last night was real!?"

"Yes!" Bullet exclaims, exasperated. "That's what me and Rachel were trying to tell you all night!"

"Oh. Oh..." Ragna acknowledges the blunt nails digging into his shoulders and quickly apologizes to Bang. "Aw man, Bang, dude, my bad... I seriously thought I was dreaming. Honest!"

"Even if it were a dream, you don't have any self-control!? That's my fiancé, you cad!"

"You think with the shit I gotta deal with, I'd ever get that fuckin' lucky!? Hell yeah, I thought it was a dream!" He counters. "Look, I'm sorry, okay? I dunno what I can do to make it up to you, but I'm all ears, so can you quit shaking me already, please?"

"What can you possibly do to restore my sweet's honor!? Surely you don't take me for a fool... Right?"

"Alright, back up, back up! I can't even hear myself think!" Bullet gets between Bang and Ragna to get them off each other. "I just said what we can do, didn't I? The only way we can make this right is if we let Bang and Miss Rachel do each other!"

"I told you, dear, there is no way on God's green Earth that Miss Rachel would ever let that happen!" Bang lets go of Ragna to shoot down Bullet's idea. "She may like you, but she's...quite curt with me, unfortunately..."

"Man's gotta point," Ragna nods. "Rachel hates his fuckin' guts, so I dunno if that's gonna fly."

"Well if you had me, it's only right if Bang had her, too, right?" Bullet cocks her head. "Look, as much as I liked being with you guys, I don't think I can keep it up if it's gonna upset Bang this much. It's either we throw him in, or we don't do it at all."

"Nah, that's a fair compromise." Ragna sighs. "But it ain't up to me. It's up to the ice princess numbing her brain in there-!"

Ragna feels a cool breeze on his back, the overwhelming presence of his girlfriend's aura lingering on his back when she opens up her bedroom door. He steps back from it and looks down to see Rachel clad in a thick black robe with a grit that can put many demons of her caliber to shame.

Bang immediately crumples in fear.

"AHHH! My deepest apologies, Miss Rachel! I didn't mean to intrude!" Bang gets down to the floor in deep repentance. "Please forgive this humble mortal's ignorance-!"

"Shut up, you ingrate." Rachel turns her head at him, lips pulled tight. "You're smudging my floor with your grease."

Bang sat upright, sweat pouring down his temple. "Yes ma'am, sorry ma'am!"

"Hmph," Rachel scoffs at him and then shoots Ragna a glare. "It's hard for this "ice princess" to "numb her brain" when she has to listen to this goddamned racket, you know."

"Hey, don't lookit me like that! What the hell else were you doing in there?"

She ignores Ragna to address Bullet. "And what's this I hear about you reneging on our arrangement? Do you no longer wish to be our paramour, or are you purposefully trying to get under my skin?"

"I mean it! It doesn't feel right if Bang doesn't get a go at you!" Bullet fails to notice Rachel's leer and remains headstrong "I'm sorry, but it's just the way it is!"

"Hm." Rachel proceeds to circle the man quivering on her floor. "Do you really think I'd debase myself so easily by laying with this creature? He's lucky to even be graced with my presence let alone my company." She crosses her arms, eyes never leaving Bang. "I bet he hardly stacks up to the toys I have sitting in my dresser."

"He has a big dick..." She speaks for him. "You like those, right?"

"Jesus, instead of grilling the guy, why not give him a shot, Rach? I really don't mind," Ragna puts in his two cents. "Least I can do for fucking his girl..."

Rachel doesn't bother responding to either of them as she's too busy glaring at Bang. Bang remains just as quiet, too paralyzed by fear to move and just sits there, expecting the worst.

"Decisions, decisions. You really have me against the wall with this one, Bullet." The vampire sucks her teeth and gives him a kick in the back for good measure. "What to do, what to do..."

She digs her heel into him and frowns at the yip he lets out, lost in thought. As much as Rachel wants Bullet, is she really so enthralled by another woman's touch that she'll throw herself at this...thing? This beastly creature is hardly worth the dirt under her shoe let alone her body. Rachel would be more than happy to kick this idiot out of her home for that very reason, but then again, no Bang means no Bullet, and no Bullet means no lesbian play. Groaning indignantly to herself, Rachel gets her foot off of Bang to stand in front of him, to look into sad little amber eyes that stare at her own like an enfeebled puppy.

Pathetic...

"I am only doing this to remain in good graces with your fiancé, you cretin. You don't deserve to have a beauty like her for a mate, but I suppose it can't be helped; she wasn't raised right." She sticks her nose in the air as she lets out a dramatic sigh. "I..." She swallows thickly. "I will...lay with you."

Bang blinks once. "H-Huh...?"

"Yes!" Bullet jumps for joy. "Yes, yes, yes! Thanks so much, Miss rachel!"

"Oh shit, didn't know she had it in her." Ragna sneers. "What gives? Did you finally get over yourself for once?"

"Not at all. I have certain stipulations that we must agree on if we're to do this." Rachel shoots Bang another glare that can melt ice. "So if you think you have free reign to do whatever you want with me, think again, knave."

"Uh, um..." Floored by the news, Bang stutters, trying to wrap his head around things. "W-Wait, are we a-actually going to...?"

"Already dribbling like a moron... Figures," Rachel turns around and snaps her fingers. "Follow me, all of you. I refuse to disgrace my quarters like this."

"Where are we going?" Ragna asks. "The way you're talking, you sound like you'd rather fuck in the graveyard."

"There's a particular guest room a little ways from here I don't really care for. We can do it there." Rachel shambles down the hall, floating in her big black robe like a scornful wraith. "Now hurry up before I change my mind."

"Yeesh, I don't think I've ever seen her this pissy before..." Bullet helps a star-struck Bang off the floor who's mumbling softly to himself. "Have you?"

"...Not like this, no." Ragna rolls his eyes. "And she calls me stubborn..."

After everyone settled in the opulent guest bedroom that Rachel insisted didn't mean anything to her, Bullet and Ragna sit on a nearby couch while Bang kneels on the bed, heart beating rapidly in his chest. The anxious shinobi has since snapped out of his previous stupor and is now twiddling his thumbs, naked, as he listens to Rachel's stringent demands. Her words are smiting just like her attitude, but Bang knows better than to object to them.

"If this is going to work, you may not kiss me, touch me, breathe on me," She paces back and forth in front of the foot of the bed, counting off what she's saying on her fingers. "Sweat on me, lick me," She visibly shudders. "Or God forbid ejaculate inside of me. Whatever piddles out of you, you may release into the wastebasket. Do you understand me?

"Y-Yes, ma'am, of course, ma'am!" Bang nods vigorously. "Whatever you say, ma'am!"

"And furthermore," Rachel continues. "You will use my other hole. My maidenhood shall not be defiled by that puny thing you have dangling down there."

"Yes, ma'am, anything you want, ma'am!"

"Jesus, Rach, cut the guy a break." Ragna blurts out. "You can at least pretend to be nice."

"Man, this is kinda intense, huh?" Bullet leans into Ragna to whisper into his ear. "It's making me antsy..."

"Can say that again. Dunno how he's gonna get hard with her talkin' to him like that."

"Ahem, and what pray tell are you two doing? This isn't a peep show." Rachel tells them. "I reckon that it won't take long to bring this thing to orgasm, so how about getting started over there until I'm finished, hm?"

"So soon? I don't know if I have enough in the tank for both of you!"

"Hey, I don't mind. I'm itchy," Bullet is already taking off her top. "C'mon, I like doing stuff with you!"

"Uh..." Ragna wants to protest, but Bullet baring her breasts to him keeps him quiet. "Well, I guess if you want it that bad..."

Bullet wastes no time fitting herself into Ragna's lap to kiss him, a sight that Bang forces himself to look away from. Instead, he gazes up at the effervescent, pale-skinned beauty who's untying her robe, parting satin revealing the valley of her humble breasts.

Good Lord, he thinks to himself; he's about to have sex with Rachel! Anal sex, yes, but sex nonetheless! As hurtful as she is and as cold as her eyes are, he must prevail despite this niggling seed of doubt Rachel planted in his conscience. He can only pray that he can keep up with her given her experiences...

"God, how nauseating..." She shrugs off her robe and lets it fall off her shoulders. "You're like a dog with a bone."

"Ah!" Bang rips himself away from Rachel's pretty body to avert his gaze. "Apologies, Miss Rachel! I swear I'll never do it again!"

"Whatever..." Rachel struts to the bed to crawl on top of it, taking a wide breadth so as not to touch him. "Let's get this over with."

Rachel settles herself in the middle of the sheets on her hands and knees and spreads herself apart, presenting to Bang a fat white ass and a baby pink hole that the shinobi gawks at. Instinct implores him to touch her, but her rules keep him at bay.

As his cock twitches in interest, Bang shimmies towards Rachel on his knees and strokes his length, working himself to stiffness by beholding the bottom-heavy maiden that he wishes he could appreciate in full. As strange as this arrangement Bullet forced him into is, a part of him is a little happy that he gets to have this chance. To have Rachel as a partner is a blessing of its own, but to see her beauty up close like this is overwhelming...

Damn it all! Focus, focus, focus! Don't get lost in the trenches yet, idiot!

"P-Pardon me, Miss Rachel, but is there anything I can do to, um...prepare you?" Bang gestures at her twitching entrance. "I wouldn't want to go in without-"

"Don't worry about that, just go." He can hear the curtness in her voice. "It's plenty wet for you, I made sure of that."

"Okay..." Bang nods, sighing deeply when his cock is at full mast. Heavy with blood, It lists this way and that way when he approaches her with it, but Bang dares not to touch her, not until he has permission.

"May I start now?"

"Ugh, yes, yes you may. And here I thought you did already." Her dismissive insult is yet another blow to his self-esteem. "Go on now, I have other things to do."

Bang nods and then grabs himself again to hold his prick over Rachel's hole. Unsure of how to proceed, he prods her with gentle, short ruts of his hips that apparently gains the attention of his fiancé.

She calls to him in a stage whisper. "Pssst! Hey, Bang!"

Bang looks in her direction and sees Ragna already fucking her from behind, bouncing her in his lap, eyes hooded and mouth ajar from the cunt clamping down on him. Bullet is completely naked and flushed in the face, but gives him a thumbs-up and a toothy grin anyway, trying to encourage him. He has such a sweet wife-to-be, but God is this awkward...

No, he must not waver; there is a woman here in need of his company! ...Kind of, anyway.

Rachel's ass, wagging idly, as if waiting for him, reclaims his attention. Her hole is clenching and winking against the tip of his cock, and it looks so very good. Bang bites his lip and furrows his brow as he pushes forwards, slow and steady, trying not to hurt her. He'd hate to give her another reason to kill him. He moans once he manages to breach her, cockhead sinking into her effortlessly, damn near taking the air out of his lungs. Rachel stiffens and ducks her head a little into the sheets at that which prompts Bang to ask her if she's alright.

"Ah, Miss Rachel, are you-?"

"I'm fine, I'm fine..." She growls at him. "I'll tell you when to stop, so keep going."

"If you're sure..." Bang pushes on, wincing at the pull of Rachel's hole. It's so different from a pussy, not as flexible and not as rigid, but still just as tight. It's sucking him in like it's nothing, guiding him in, refusing to push him out. Bang likes the way Rachel takes him and happily obeys her command, only slowing down when Rachel starts making little noises. She isn't tossing him off her back or hurdling obscenities at him, so Bang assumes he's doing something right and keeps going, going and going, until his hips are pressed flush against her ass cheeks.

Bang hisses loudly while Rachel groans into the sheets.

"Are..." Bang notices his hands dangerously close to her thighs and quickly holds them behind his back. "Are you alright still...?"

"...Just shut up and move. You think because the Heavens blessed you with such a-an..." A slight adjustment on his end makes her sputter. "...An endowment, you can take me with such horrid technique? Work me like a man, you cretin..."

"Mhm," Bang pulls out a little, rim of her hole coming with him. "Yes, ma'am..."

Rachel buries her head into her arms as she lets Bang have her. Still wary of her safety (and his own worthless stamina), Bang goes slow, preferring to rock his hips instead of fucking her. Rachel trembles and makes those little noises again, flinching with each jostle of Bang's prick. Her lack of bite incites him enough to pick up the pace a bit, so he goes faster, liking the way her ass bounces against his pelvis. My God, she looks so good like this; it's such a shame he isn't allowed to touch her. He'd grope her and knead her soft, supple white ass cheeks as he had at her hole with reasonable abandon, but he knows his place and knows that anything more than this would put an end to their tryst. Already, he can feel his core grow tight with need, but damn it all, he will not fail her!

Bang takes in sharp, deep breaths, brows furrowed when Rachel's ass chases his cock now. Assuming that she's repositioning, he keeps going, trying to maintain composure, but this goddamn grip she has on him is maddening. Her rippling cheeks and fluttering asshole is doing such wonderful things to him; he's digging his nails into his forearms just to keep himself from coming too soon.

"Oh my God, Miss Rachel..." Bang throws his head back and gasps. "I'm sorry for asking this again, but you're so, ngh...quiet. Are you sure you're okay?"

Unbeknownst to Bang, the woman beneath him, who regards him with such contempt, is biting into her own arm, trying not to moan like a whore. His cock is so big that as soon as she felt him breach her, she knew that, much to her horror, he's the perfect fit. There's no way that this brute is actually fucking her this good, but here he is, making her eyes roll into the back of her skull. She's gripping sheets and swallowing her own moans just to keep him from having the satisfaction, but it's only a matter of time until she's at her limit.

Damn it, damn it, damn it, this isn't fair!

When Rachel feels a desperate, almost pleading moan bubbling up from her throat, she panics and masks her pleasure by yelling at him.

"Grrr... Is that all you got...?" She looks over her shoulder, brows narrowed, quietly hoping that the blush on her cheeks implies fury instead of pleasure. "You silly, pathetic excuse for a man... You can hardly keep up with me..."

"Would... Would you want me to go faster...?"

"Use your brain; what do you think I want from you?"

"You know if she gets mouthy with you, feel free to spank her ass a bit. That'll shut her up." Rachel can hear Ragna scoff from the couch. "That usually means she's about ready to come~"

"Stay out of this!" Rachel yells at him and then shoots daggers at Bang. "And don't you dare! You listen to me, not him, remember that!"

"Of course, of course, I could never!"

"G-Good...!" Rachel damn near screams into her arms. "Just keep that pace up and we'll be done here-!"

Suddenly, Bang bends over her, forcing Rachel to lay flat on the bed. Taken aback, she's prepared to make her "displeasure" known, but is shut up by a hulking prick that fucks her while she's prone. Bang is pounding her ass raw and is even keeping his promise of not touching her by propping himself on the bed with his hands. She's caged completely by a broad chest and big thick arms, a position she'd enjoy immensely if it weren't for the fact that Bang is the one who put her in it.

Overwhelmed and completely caught off guard, Rachel is terrified by the growing pitch in her voice. No, not yet, not now! She doesn't want him to know! She can feel it coming, her first moan, the first sign of defeat, but she can't hold herself back anymore...

"Fuck!" She screams out, hiding her obvious pleasure behind her native tongue to look tough. "Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, you goddamned moron!"

"H-Huh...?" Bang slows to a crawl. "I'm sorry, Miss Rachel, what did you-"

"You don't want to die do you...?" Rachel code switches. "If not, keep that yapping mouth shut and keep going!"

"EEP! Yes ma'am, sorry ma'am! Anything you say ma'am!"

"About time!" Rachel chews clean through the linen caught on her teeth. "Now keep up that pace or so help me God...!"

"I never heard Miss Rachel talk like that..." Bullet blurts. "What's she saying?"

"Fuck if I know," Ragna replies. "Usually she only gets like that when I'm beating it up, but knowing her, she's probably cursing the poor guy's name."

"Ah! Is that so!?" Bang looks between Ragna and Rachel. "Is my performance that horrible Miss Rachel!?

Rachel wants to tell him that he can kiss the whitest part of her backend, but she's too out of her mind to tell him off.

Bang takes her silence as a sign that he isn't doing good enough and panics.

"Of all the darn luck!" Bang cries. "And here I thought I was doing a decent job...!"

"Yer hips are stutterin' real bad," He hears Bullet's from directly behind him. "Don't tell me you're at your limit."

"Yeah, quick shot," Ragna follows after. "You gonna give her your nut or what?"

"AHH! What the-!" Bang peers over his shoulder and sees Ragna and Bullet flanking his sides. "You two are already done!?"

"Yeah, we finished like five minutes ago, so we're just checking in on ya," Bullet lays on the bed and kicks her feet. "You look like you're having fun."

"I-I'm sorry to say, dear, but I'm kind of at my limit here..." He admits to them. "I don't know how I can make this better for her without coming undone!"

"Just hold it in, man," Ragna mimics Bullet's posture. "Now that I'm looking at her more, I don't think she's far off either to be honest."

"R-Really?" Bang sounds hopeful. "Are you sure?"

"Yeah, l'd say so. I'd look at her face, but something tells me I'll turn into stone if I do..."

"Here that, Bang? You can't stop now!" Bullet cheers. "That means you can finish it!"

"You're right, sweetness! You're absolutely right!" Bang narrows his brows. "Even though I ache for release, it would be selfish of me to leave her unsatisfied!" He quite literally girds his loins as hot, burning power builds in his core. "Please, Miss Rachel! Please accept this worthless shinobi's hot, undying love!"

"H-Huh...!?" Rachel's eyes widen when her hole is plunged relentlessly by Bang. "Hold on, what are you-!"

"Fu...!" Bang clenches the sheets. "Rin...!"

"How shit, he's doing it," Ragna gets excited. "He's actually doing it!"

"Go, Bang, go!" Bullet pumps her arms.

"B-Be c-careful, you brute...!" Rachel screams into the bed. "You're going to make me...!"

"Ka...!" He goes faster, mystic power pumping through his veins. "ZAN!"

Drawing on energy that surges through his being, Bang withstands the pressure building in his loins and slams into Rachel's back end at breakneck speed, determined to make her come. Rachel can't find the will to resist him and moves in time with his thrusts, shameless in her pursuit for pleasure, but aware enough not to go too crazy. She doesn't need anyone noticing this side of her.

"Turn me inside out, fuck me like the dumb animal you are!" Rachel feels tears of ecstasy come to her eyes. "Tear me apart, make me cry! Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming...!"

Before Bang can really go into full throttle, he feels Rachel's asshole bear down on his cock, trying to milk him for all its worth.

It's too much for him to take and Bang fails to pull out of her ass when he comes.

As his hips still and as his back arches, Bang is overcome with white, hot, almost painful pleasure that starts at his spine and ends in his balls. The power that surged through him suddenly disappears, and as his cock wilts inside of Rachel's ass, the shinobi grows faint and is unable to keep himself upright anymore.

He however upholds Rachel's rules and falls backwards instead of forwards, sparing her the agony of bearing his weight.

Suffice to say, Rachel is furious.

She curses his name as she rides through her orgasm. "That idiot...! That gibbering, insufferable moron...!" She brings a hand behind her to spread herself apart in a feeble attempt to push his seed out of her asshole. "I told him not to finish inside and he does anyway...!? Ugh!" She trembles in disgust. "I try to be a good person and this is the thanks I get...!?"

"Miss Rachel, are you okay?" Bullet crawls to her. "It's just a little bit of come..."

"She's fine, she's just being dramatic." Ragna ignores his histrionic girlfriend to tend to Bang. "We should get your man a cold towel though. Dude's looking a little worse for wear."

"Oh my God, Bang!" Bullet rushes to Bang's side who lays motionless on the sheets, drenched in sweat. "Bang, are you okay!? Geez, I got so lost in the excitement, I didn't let him pace himself! This is probably the longest he's ever lasted in bed!"

"Huh? He's actually a quick shot? I thought we were just busting his balls!"

"It doesn't really take a lot to get us going, so his stamina is kinda shit. But now's not the time for that!" Bullet runs to the adjacent bathroom for supplies. "He needs cold water stat!"

"You do that, I'm gonna check up on the drama queen." Ragna gets away from the unconscious Bang to tend to Rachel. "C'mon, you, up and at 'em! I know you're gonna bitch and moan for a bath after this, so let's get it over with."

Rachel doesn't react to Ragna lugging her over her shoulder as she's too busy muttering in her native tongue to pay him any mind. She lets him lug her to the bathroom, while Bullet, with cold wet towels in hand, tends to the shriveled husk that's her fiancé.

Next chapter is Litchi and Kagura, I promise