It was almost a week later and Lincoln had his suit being adjusted by Vaggie wearing a fancy red dress to match the one that Charlie was wearing; they were in the lobby where Angel Dust had the TV on which was playing 666 News.
"The date of the big party..." Lincoln muttered as Sibella and the Louds became interested.
"I sure wish I could have seen your dresses..." squealed Leni as Charlie smiled at her.
"We are here on the date of the debut ball hosted at the Morningstar Mansion here in Pentagram City! Hell's own head honcho Lucifer Morningstar will be showing off his new part human grandson along with his family. Hell is already buzzing with the new prince as he and his new mother and Lucifer's daughter Princess Charlie kicked the crap out of now formerly top overlord of porn Valentino who hasn't been seen since. Shows to know that there is some fight in them both!" Katie said.
"Thanks..." Lincoln muttered as he, Charlie, Vaggie and Angel Dust frowned as they remembered how she was like and people noticed their looks and were wondering what was up.
"That's right Katie; Hell's cream of the crop is expected to turn up and the only of us wretched sinners expected to be allowed anywhere inside is Princess Charlie's girlfriend Vaggie!" Tom said as Lincoln then looked and sighed.
"Still talking about me... This is what it's like to be famous?" Lincoln asked unnerved with how much attention was onto him from the denizens of Pride Ring; he was strangely adjusting better to living in Hell but the attention... Plus the party had come.
"I don't know why you are complaining about being famous now..." Lola said as she then got looks as Charlie and Vaggie shook their heads.
"Don't worry Lincoln... You get used to it and just try and be yourself..." Charlie said encouragingly at Lincoln as she then gushed about how adorable he looked as he was using his angel/demon form with his embarrassment.
"You do Lincoln." said Emily smiling as most of the Loud sisters, Sibella and Charlie nodded with him feeling embarrassed again,
"Besides... I understand what you mean by the negative attention..." Charlie frowned with a sigh as the news report showed the pictures taken of Charlie and Lincoln in their forms with the demon horns.
Charlie sighed at this as Vaggie took her hand.
"You will be fine Link; just remember that if any starts shit... You can always just kick their ass!" Angel Dust then shouted out with a smirk as Vaggie sighed.
"He actually could now..." Lynn Jr said hardly able to believe that her weak brother was now pretty much a powerful angel and demon.
"Thank you for that Angel..." Vaggie sighed shaking her head as then gave Lincoln a smile. "You will be fine as you stick with us..." Vaggie assured him as they looked at the time and then started moving to the door. "You will behave yourself when we are gone right?" Vaggie asked as Angel Dust had his hands behind his neck as he leaned back to continue watching TV.
"Was there any doubt that I would?" Angel Dust asked smirking as Vaggie rolled her eyes at this.
"As soon as you are all gone; I'm gonna invite a couple hundred friends and throw a wild party with plenty of drugs, booze and casual fucking." Angel Dust then replied as Vaggie gave him a stern look.
Emily gasped as Luan and Sibella snickered along with Lincoln; the Louds were taken aback by this. Sera just shook her head.
"Did you really have to do that? In front of our son and him keep asking questions about what you meant?" Rita asked as Angel Dust smirked.
"What if he already knew?" Angel Dust asked with his smirk with Lincoln, Charlie and Vaggie knowing what he meant.
"Very funny... We haven't had the talk with Lincoln yet so how would he know?" Lynn Sr asked with the younger Louds still confused as to what he meant. Lincoln, Charlie, Vaggie and Angel Dust noticed that Lori unbeknownst to everyone else had a nervous look on her face with them knowing why.
"Lighten up... Will ya? Ah'm kidding; go enjoy yourselves..." Angel Dust laughed as he then waved them goodbye.
"Did he behave himself?" Sera asked as Vaggie then looked at her.
"Surprsingly he did..." Vaggie said with Charlie nodding proudly with most surprised by this.
"Don't worry... I won't take it personally..." Angel Dust said in regards to their reactions.
Through the limo window; Lincoln marvelled at the size of Morningstar Mansion, they exited and at the gate there were a row of humanoids with white skin wearing black uniforms with staffs who were all standing in salute. "Princess Charlotte... I welcome you back to your family estate and it's my pleasure princess-consort Vaggie and Prince Lincoln." one of them said kneeling before them as Charlie sighed with Vaggie and Lincoln looking at them.
"Huh?" Husk asked as Lucifer shook his head.
"I gave up trying to get him knock it with the attitude..." Lucifer sighed.
"What did you call me?" Vaggie asked as Charlie then gave out another sigh.
"Still as formal as always Astaroth..." Charlie said shaking her head as she then faced Lincoln and Vaggie.
"He was a real big disappointment He would have been my pick to lead the Exorcists..." Sera sighed as Emily looked at her confused.
"This is Astaroth; captain of my dad's guard... They were all angels who chose to fall to Hell from Heaven to serve dad..." Charlie then explained as their eyes widened at this.
"There were more angels that fell?" Lucy asked interested with most looking towards Sera and the royal couple.
"More than I wished to admit..." Sera sighed.
"Not the only one to be fed up with your stuffy rules..." Lucifer said as Sera glared at him.
"Indeed; my brothers in arms and I were inspired by the Morning Star to free ourselves of the shackles of Heaven's controlling body and embrace our darker sides! Now our liege has instructed us to lead you inside!" Astaroth said sounding and looking dramatic as possible as they then nodded at once.
"He always insists to be like that and he got the rest of the guard to follow his example..." Lucifer sighed with Lilith nodding.
"He could give theatre teachers a run for their money in the being dramatic game..." Lincoln muttered as the guard then showed them in.
"Sounds like it..." Luan thought thinking of the theatre teacher at her school.
Lincoln and Vaggie were open mouthed unable to say anything to the sheer size of the insides of the Mansion.
The Louds were trying to imagine how it must have looked.
Then they were taken to a special room where there were Lucifer and Lilith side by side.
"Glad to see you all here again! I love showing off my daughter to the snobs in Hell and now I get to show her and my new grandson as well! Plus a potential daughter in law!" Lucifer said hugging them both with Lincoln wanting air before letting go. Lilith going to greet them as she took her shorter husband's arm.
"Thank you... We are glad to see you both again Dad, Mum... Oh... My aunts and uncles are here already!" Charlie said excitedly taking Lincoln and Vaggie to come closer.
"You got plenty more here in Heaven who would love to meet you Charlie." Gabriel then said as Charlie was surprised.
"Hopefully soon... If it doesn't get cut short on our next visit..." Charlie said as Sera was being eyed by Emily as this got looks.
"Hello again; I don't need to introduce myself Mammon as I have already done so... Charlie asked me herself to check on Lincoln and I gave the news to them all!" Belphegor said looking smugly as she then elbowed a large green clown clad demon who was angry at her.
"Surprised that you could crawl out of your fucking ring for that Belle... But Charlie knows who her true favourite is and Lincoln! I'm our new Uncle Mammon and if you ever need money or shit like that... Just call! I have free lifetime passes for Loo Loo Land and..." Mammon said as he came closer and pulled them all into a hard embrace and let go as he dragged demons carrying huge stacks of presents to give to them that they had to put down as the stacks were big and huge.
"He is only ever generous towards Charlie the Sins' little niece. Otherwise he is the biggest penny pinching greedy cheapskate bastard that you can imagine." Lilith then said shaking her head with her husband nodding.
"Not to mention a plagiaristic big shit..." Lucifer then said.
"I would never forget..." Lilith then assured him.
"Uncle Mammon isn't all bad..." Charlie defended as this got looks.
"As soon as Lucifer called me to let me know that I had a new great nephew... I had to be prepared!" Mammon said grinning as Charlie smiled.
"We all appreciate it Uncle Mammon and Lincoln, Vaggie this is Mammon the Sin of Greed!" Charlie said as Mammon then dragged a jester's demon over.
"Plus this is Fizzarolli or Fizzi who will be performing and for all your parties! He's my best fucking clown and he knows to do a good job!" Mammon said as he patted Fizzarolli hard on the back as Charlie checked to make sure he was okay.
"A clown?" Luan asked interested in what Hell clowns were like.
"Fizzi is really popular in Hell. 9 times winner of Uncle Mammon's annual clown pageant. Yeah he wanted to make one like the pageants on Earth that horrible parents put their kids to to try and live their failed dreams to." Charlie then said as Lynn Sr and Rita then winced as Lola looked angry with Lincoln facepalming..
"Excuse me! I am a child pageant winner as well!" Lola then snapped as Charlie looked like she was about to panic.
"Wow another knock against the human folks." Lucifer yelled out as Charlie then looked at her father.
"He's not wrong..." Emily reluctantly nodded as Sera had been nodding along with Charlie and Lucifer's words making the Loud parents speechless abotu this with Lola wanting to rant at this. After a few minutes Gabriel continued.
"Thanks but I think I am alright without clowns for now..." Lincoln said thinking of Luan as he took Fizzarolli's hand to shake who accepted it.
Luan wondered what he meant by that; was it against her?
"Here comes Uncle Ozzy who is Fizzi's boyfriend; they met at one of my birthday parties... He's Asmodeus the Sin of Lust and please don't ask what 'lust' is Lincoln..." Charlie said Asmodeus came up with Lincoln overwhelmed by his size but he smiled down at him.
"They are cute together but please don't spread it around... They want it privately within family and friends..." Charlie then said happily as Emily smiled along with some of the Louds. The Loud parents frowned at the idea that Lincoln might end up asking what lust is anyway.
"I suspected as much." Sibella then said grinning.
"Don't be alarmed young Lincoln... Wow you do look like you could be Charlie's birth kid..." Asmodeus then laughed as a dog demon came in and looked at Vaggie and then Charlie.
The Loud parents frowned but the royal couple smirked at this while Charlie and Vaggie smiled at Lincoln.
"So... I see this beautiful bitch and I am wondering if this is the same adorable young girl who I was proud of to call my darling niece! I'm the queen of Gluttony herself Beelzebub but Aunt Bee is what you can call me!" she introduced herself pulling them in and Charlie went and hugged her. Beelzebub then took out of nowhere a stick with a huge slob of cotton candy to give to Lincoln who was in awe.
The Loud siblings looked on in jealousy with Emily looking interested but Lucy was shocked and disapointed to hear what Beelzebub was like.
"Hey Enviers! Here at Morningstar Mansion where my good friend and our ruler Lucifer will be showing off my darling niece Charlie and her new son Lincoln! Here he is being introduced to the best of both worlds for aunt and uncle; his new aunts Levy!" said a demon's face that seemed to be on the left cheek of another demon using a phone selfie style.
The Louds and angels just blinked at this.
"So this is the infamous Sin of Envy themselves... Leviathan. They say that they created social media for the humans." Vaggie commented at Leviathan who grinned at her with both faces.
"Always thought that it was something from Hell..." Lincoln whispered to himself.
"I like you all ready Vaggie! Follow me on EnVee... Don't worry about how to as all EnVee accounts are automatically following me so like and subcribe bitches and bastards!" One of Leviathan then said as Lincoln was amazed that this was the ruler (or rulers) of one of the rings of Hell.
The Louds as well.
Finally there was easily the largest of the Sins; a MASSIVE bulky imposing dragon like demon and... He was playing a fiddle? "Uncle Satan the Sin of Wrath!" Charlie explained with a smile as Lincoln and Vaggie were in concerned awe.
"How big was he..." Lucy asked as the Louds were intimidated as well as Emily by the description even if they were weirded out.
"I don't know how to say..." Lincoln then answered.
Satan stopped with his fiddle and came over and hugged Charlie and looked at Lincoln and Vaggie; "Lincoln... Vaggie... So glad to meet you!" Satan said as he then came forward and embraced them for a minute and then let go.
The Louds and angels were shocked to hear Satan acting like that. "He really is a softie..." Charlie then said.
"I wouldn't say that but outside of Charlie but he does care about the others and his personal helper... Even if he tries to pick a fight and claim he was ruling Hell before I came along when Lilith and I created the place." remarked Lucifer with Lilith nodding.
"Well... An honor to meet you and you play the fiddle?" Vaggie asked as Satan shrugged.
"I do though I once went down to Georgia on Earth and found a kid named Johnny who said he was the best there's ever been... He wasn't kidding and he earned that golden fiddle when I challenged him; it was one for the ages... They made a song about it..." Satan then explained with a sigh.
"That's more than just a song..." Lynn Sr asked in amazement as Lucifer and Sera nodded.
"The Sins and I made fun of him for it for like a year after that..." Lucifer said grinning.
"There is Satan admitting having getting beaten by a human!" Leviathan said aiming their phone at Satan who glared at them while Mammon was snickering with Lucifer having to come between them.
They looked amused by this.
Up in Heaven; Sera gave a deep sigh as she was in her office taking care of her paperwork.
"Lucky us..." Lucifer muttered hearing that they were reading about Sera now and she gave him a look.
"Come in." she said as she heard a knock on the door and then there was a cherub that she sent to check on Emily. "How is she?" Sera asked knowing that Emily wasn't taking it well about the time that her charge Lincoln was spending in Hell.
Emily sighed with her head down as Lincoln frowned feeling a bit guilty; along with Charlie and Vaggie as well as the Louds and Sibella. Even Angel Dust had to give her a look of concern.
Only comfort was that the Archangel of Death herself Azrael confirmed that he was still alive; she would automatically be aware if a human soul perished or not.
"Wait... I got a question... I know that humans can be dead for some before circumstances like their hearts being resuscitated. What happens then?" Lisa decided to ask.
"I can answer that as she likes to rant when it happens... Her directing the soul gets interrupted and she has to let it go... She calls it too much of a hassle and calls it 'false alarms'." Gabriel then said as they looked at him.
"Her guests have been calming her down and she has been smiling more... A bit more forced... But still..." the cherub answered as Sera shook her head.
The looks returned as Emily was silent.
"You were in that state because of me..." Lincoln asked still feeling guilty as Charlie and Vaggie pulled her close.
"Not your fault at all Lincoln." Emily then said assuring him.
Emily was in no state to act in her role as Joybringer so Sera forced her to take a vacation from her job much to her protestations. She ended up begrudgingly accepting that with her as upset as she was; she wasn't in the best state of mind to fill her role as Joybringer.
"A bit of an argument... I love bringing joy to the ascended souls... Lifting them up when they are down and now I needed my spirits lifted up high." Emily the nsaid as LUan started laughing.
"Spirits hah..." Luan then said as she then got looks and Lynn Sr stopped himself from laughing. She then stopped.
"Read the room..." Angel Dust whispered.
Still all of her time in that role made her plenty of friends in the uplifted human souls who all volunteered to check up on her.
Emily smiled brightly at knowing how many friends she made in Heaven as Charlie smiled at this.
"Almost a week now and now no word from Lucifer about finding Lincoln safe and sound there..." Sera said with a sigh as she did trust that her old friend wouldn't allow an innocent human child to come to harm in his realm.
"And I didn't; he has been safe with my daughter!" Lucifer then said as Sera glared at him.
He did seem honest about what he said but then again he could be tricky with his words.
"Why didn't I notice his phrasing..." Sera chided herself. "Now you know what Emily had been going through since you decided to keep what happened to Lincoln..." Sera then snapped at him.
"And give my new grandson over? Sorry to your younger seraphim but no thank you..." Lucifer then said with Lilith nodding with the other Morningstars and Lincoln frowning.
"What to do..." Sera asked herself with a sigh looking around her office to distract herself. She stared at the date on the calendar and then paused at a stare in a date that was just days away: Extermination Day. Where the Exorcists would be covering the Pride Ring and she had all the power to give orders for a new priority like trying to find a human child...
"Oh yeah... That whole debacle..." Lucifer sighed with Lincoln, Charlie and Vaggie groaning at this.
"How many things can we not look forward to hearing in this?" Lori asked in disbelief.
"Can you please send Adam to my office." Sera asked as the cherub nodded and left.
"Can't believe that you gave such a position to that pig!" Lilith then said arms folding shaking her head as the Louds looked her way.
"Adam from the story... That's him and she's Lilith's ex-husband." Lincoln explained as they were surprised.
"Yes. Adam the first man; leader of the Exorcists. Father of humanity." Sera explained shaking her head knowing that he was a lot.
The guests started being allowed in and they clapped as the Sins and the royal family were presented to them and went down the staircase. Lincoln looked at the guests and gulped with how many and how snobbish most of them looked.
The Louds frowned and could imagine what it must have been like with Lincoln, Charlie and Vaggie shaking their heads.
"Don't worry Lincoln; we got you!" Charlie assured him as Lincoln then calmed down.
"Prince Lincoln; I presume? Fangtastic to meet your acquittance." said a slightly taller girl who looked at the most a year older than him with a dark purple hair, light purple skin, a dark purple dress with a dark red belt.
Sibella grinned as eyes were on her.
The girl smirked at Lincoln who thought that she looked pretty and did his best bow making her snicker.
"Wow thank you Lincoln." Sibella said grinning as Lucifer groaned into his hands with his sisters about to squeal at this.
"Hello there... Ms?" Lincoln asked as she giggled and bared her fangs.
"Sibella Dracula..." she introduced herself and Lincoln paused and then coming up behind her was a tall figure wearing a suit; the figure had a bald monstrous humanoid face with big ears and fangs.
Lucy was in awe as Emily and the other Louds were terrified and Sibella nodded.
"This is my father the Count..." Sibella introduced then said as Lincoln was ready to faint but was caught by Vaggie and Charlie.
"Dracula himself..." Luna asked fearfully as Sibella nodded.
"Oh my... The new prince is a shy one..." said Count Dracula amused as he greeted Charlie and Vaggie. "Charlie and this is your date? Anyway; it's been so long and Lucifer..." Dracula said with a friendly look as Lucifer came up to him and they shook each other's hands.
Lincoln woke up and then stared at the handshake; "So they are all friendly despite the fact that Dracula once attempted a coup against Lucifer..." Lincoln asked as Lucifer and Dracula looked amused at his question with Sibella giggling.
Most looked confused at this as Lucifer and Lilith grinned. "He is still friendly with Satan despite how many coup attempts the big dragon made." Lilith explained as they were speechless about this.
Charlie stared at this with a smile as Lincoln could be on track with befriending the daughter of Dracula and things should go well. As long as there aren't any awkward encounters with her ex and his bitch of a sister...
"Let me guess..." Lori said as Charlie just cried out to give everyone not in the know the answer to that.
