Seymour and Audrey share an intimate moment in a hotel room a few days after getting married and are interrupted by the literal scars from her not so distant past. Content warning for graphic content. Sex is built up to but not shown.

A short spin-off of Misadventures in The Middle of Nowhere where Seymour and Audrey do not get rescued before nightfall after their car breaks down and leaves them stranded on their way to their vacation destination. Can be understood without reading the original. Content warning for some mature themes.

Seymour and Audrey get stranded in the middle of nowhere on their way to their vacation destination post-theatrical cut ending, and Audrey uses her power of being a magnet for awful men to save them. This started off as a joke based on that premise and very quickly became a serious but still comedic fanfic. Content warning for some mature themes.

The aftermath of Orin succeeding in getting his gas mask off. Content warning for some mature themes.

Orin visits The Gutter and meets and picks up Audrey. Follows my personal headcanons that they are transmasc and transfem respectively. Content warning for graphic content (not sex.)

Audrey's boyfriend before Orin is stupid and lazy enough to bring a teenage girl, Crystal, back to her apartment, and she takes matters into her own hands in order to protect her. Audrey is referred to with he/him pronouns in the narration because she hasn't realized that trans women such as herself are valid yet at this point in this AU. Content warning for graphic content.

Shortly after starting to work at Mushnik's Skid Row Florists, Audrey deals with her internalized transphobia and an especially creepy client at The Gutter. This scene is post-sex, but no sex is shown. Content warning for graphic content.

Orin gets into shenanigans as a bad little kid with his childhood best friend. Follows my personal headcanon that he is transmasc. Content warning for some mature themes.

Soon after getting bottom surgery, a college-aged Orin attempts to establish his manhood once and for all by picking up a girl from The Gutter. No actual sex is shown. Content warning for graphic content.

While Audrey runs Mushnik's Skid Row Florists after Orin and Mr. Mushnik's 'mysterious disappearances,' her friend and coworker from The Gutter comes to talk to her about certain revelations she's had about Seymour's past. Content warning for some mature themes.

Immediately following Suddenly Seymour, Seymour and Audrey enjoy each other's company and help each other to confront their insecurities. Follows the common fan interpretation that Audrey is transfem. Content warning for some mature themes.

Audrey (currently going by the name James) reels from her first session with a client at The Gutter and is offered support by a fellow unknowing trans woman. Content warning for graphic content. Nothing is shown explicitly except for the aftermath after the client has already left.

A Seymour x Audrey spoof of the song What'll it Be (Hey, West Covina) from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Content warning for some mature themes.

Spiraling with guilt after Orin and Mr. Mushnik's deaths, Seymour started avoiding the shop and Audrey almost entirely out of fear that she will find out about his involvement in them. Audrey now has to run a busy shop with the chorus girls, who are more interested in trying to get her to leave him for someone better than actually helping. Content warning for some mature themes.

A Seymour x Audrey spoof of the song We'll Never Have Problems Again from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Content warning for some mature themes.

The chorus girls sing an altered and very mocking version of Some Fun Now after unsuccessfully trying to kill Orin in order to protect Audrey (he escaped) but successfully managing to beat him within an inch of his life. Content warning for some mature themes.

Seymour's thoughts on a date night of his and Audrey's post-theatrical cut ending. Content warning for some mature themes.

Seymour's late-night thoughts in his and Audrey's new home post-theatrical cut ending. Content warning for some mature themes.

A Seymour x Audrey spoof of the song Etta Mae's Lament from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Content warning for some mature themes.

An Orin x Audrey spoof of the song I'm the Bride of the Pirate King from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Content warning for graphic content.

A Seymorin spoof of the song Feelin' Kinda Naughty from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Content warning for graphic content.

Seymour and Audrey share a nice moment in her apartment before Seymour goes to get Twoey his ground round.

A Cabinet Man (Lemon Demon) inspired Little Shop of Horrors AU where Seymour and Twoey are two halves of a whole and ultimately fuse physically on the night of Seymour's proposal to Audrey. Content warning for some mature themes. I should've mentioned this in the fic itself, but Seymour/Twoey grew more slowly in this AU and is about the size he was in Feed Me (Git It!).

Audrey applies for a job at Mushnik's Skid Row Florists. Content warning for some mature themes.

Seymour helps Audrey through an unexpected problem in the middle of the night.