Not-Really Homewrecker

"I'm not a fool, Mojo!" Daring Do said. This had caught Stalwart Stallion's attention. "Who said that?!" he shouted, "Wait a minute!" "I am Daring Do!" Daring Do said, revealing herself in front of Stalwart Stallion.

"It's Daring Do!" Stalwart Stallion said. "So, I've seen that you've made yourself at home here in these ancient ruins," Daring Do said, making a false statement, "Nice comfort. You must be proud of yourself."

"You had no right to make fun of me!" Stalwart Stallion said in response, "I really don't like your snarky statement!" "Oh, really?" Daring Do said in response, "Mojo. The Mojo!" "GRRR!" Stalwart Stallion growled, "Now you've really gotten on my nerve!"

"Boss," one of the hench-pony said, "I could take her out for you." "Try me!" Daring Do said, provoking the hench-pony, "Fool."

And thus, the idiot hench-pony did so, but in the process, damaging some of Stalwart Stallion's furnitures. "Hey!" Stalwart Stallion shouted, "My goodies!" "Come and get me," Daring Do said in a taunting manner.

"We will!" the henchponies said, all charging towards Daring Do. However, when the hecnchponies though they were going to capture Daring Do, she got out of the way, thus breaking some more things in the process.

"Wait!" Stalwart Stallion shouted, "No! No! NO!" Too late as the hench-ponies started making a mess out of everything. "All right!" Daring Do said, "I'm right here!"

"I'll get you!" the pony shouted, but instead breaking some of Stalwart Stallion's very expensive vase. "No!" Stalwart Stallion screamed.

"By the way," Daring Do said, "They weren't that expensive." Then the hench-pony had smash Stalwart Stallion's bed. "No!" Stalwart Stallion cried. "Where are you going to sleep now?" Daring Do asked. "Get her!" Stalwart Stallion shouted, "I've had enough of this!" "We will!" the henchponies replied.

"Right," Daring Do said. Once again, she got out of the way, allowing the henchponies to demolished several of the support columns. "No!" Stalwart Stallion cried, "My home!"

That is when the ruins began to collapse. "It's not your home anymore!" Daring Do said just before flying away just in time. "My room!" Stalwart Stallion cried, "My possessions! No!"

The remains of the ruins had collapsed onto Stalwart Stallion and his henchponies. The debris had also collapsed onto the remains of Stalwart Stallion's possessions, but that's not important at all. "That should shut him down," Daring Do said flying away, "It's great to teach some ponies a lesson." She flew away as the dust had settled.

At that moment, Stalwart Stallion emerged from the rubble. "GRRR!" Stalwart Stallion growled, "I'll get that Daring Do someday! She ruined my home!"

"Can we go find another one?" one of the henchpony asked. Stalwart Stallion only responded by slamming one of the ruins' debris onto his head. "How does that answer your question you fool?!" Stalwart Stallion asked rudely.

That is when Ahuizotl had arrived. "What is going on here?!" he boomed. "Uh oh," Stalwart Stallion said meekly.