A/N: Related to last night's episode, "Answers". Touches on adults themes. Someday soon I'll post a g-rated fic again.
"Oh my god, I'm so tired," Deeks groaned, laying his head on his desk. Callen smirked in amusement, shaking his head.
"I told you to go easy on the workouts," Sam said, adopting his older brother voice.
"I wasn't working out. Although it feels like I was," Deeks answered, yawning hugely. "It's the sex."
"Excuse me, what did you say?" Callen asked in a tone that suggested he'd heard exactly what Deeks had said.
"Sex. We've been going at it like rabbits. I never thought I'd want a break from it, but I'm just so tired. All of me," Deeks gestured to his lower half, "is tired."
"Ok, that is way more than I ever needed to know," Sam cut him off and glared at Callen as he started to say something. "Don't you even dare."
"Good morning," Kensi said cheerfully, coming from the direction of the gym. Her hair was damp and she seemed to be full of energy. Sam and Callen watched as she grabbed two cups of coffee and then stopped beside Deeks' desk. "Are you still tired?"
Deeks nodded and groaned, blindly reaching for a cup. Smirking to himself, Callen said,
"Deeks was telling us all about why he's so tired." Kensi went from rubbing Deeks' back to lightly whacking it. He made a startled noise and looked up with blurry eyes.
"Deeks, I can't believe you would tell them that! We said we were going to wait to tell everybody until we actually get pregnant," she said, shaking her head in disappointment.
"Actually, he just said you guys were having lots of sex, but thanks for the confirmation," Callen informed her smugly.
"Why are we talking about this?" Sam wondered to know one in particular.
"Why would you tell them about us having sex?"
"It just slipped out," Deeks whined. "I so tired, babe. Don't you think we could take a break? Just for like a day or two?" Kensi looked appalled at the suggestion.
"No we can't. We are so close, Deeks. I can feel it," Kensi said with a terrifying amount of passion and a weird gleam in her eye. Deeks just lifted his head and groaned. "You can do it, baby. I have faith in you."
"You know, I'm actually starting to feel a little uncomfortable too," Callen commented as he watched them.
"Good," Sam said with mild satisfaction.
"Do you think we should leave?"
"No! Who knows what they'll get up to while we're gone." Kensi broke away from Deeks long enough to say,
"Hey, we do have some self-control."
"Plus, I'm way too tired," Deeks mumbled, dropping his head back on his desk.