A/N: Now for some pure silliness. Set post Deeks' time at FLETC. Densimber Day 29.

"Ah, the returning hero!" Sam said grandly, standing like he was announcing the entrance of royalty.

Deeks accepted the teasing with good grace, pausing in the middle of the bullpen with Kensi by his side while the rest of the team applauded. It was his first, official day back from FLETC.

Grinning, Sam gave him a firm hug, squeezing his shoulder.

"So, how's it feel, Investigator Deeks?"

"A little surreal, difficult at times. Glad I don't have to take any more tests," Deeks summed up, and Nell scoffed.

"Oh, please. Deeks, you were gone for weeks. We need more than that!"

"He's been surprisingly reticent," Kensi spoke up. She patted his shoulder. "But I've been able to weasel a few things out of him. From all accounts, his performance was very impressive."

"Kens." Deeks dipped his head in embarrassment, but Kensi ignored his protest.

"From what I heard, he was at the top in all his classes, he tutored some of the other candidates, and, they even asked him to present one time," Kensi filled in proudly.

"Wow, that is impressive," Callen commented. "Especially from a guy of your advanced age."

"G, you're older than Deeks." Sam game him a perturbed look.

"True, but I was not the one who had to pass FLETC. Because I'm not a glutton for punishment."

"Well, congratulations, Deeks," Eric offered, speaking over Sam and a Callen as they continued to bicker. "It sounds like you did really well."

"Thanks, man."

"I'm just sad I wasn't there to see it all," Nell said mournfully. "Especially your final run."

"Oh, I forgot to mention that Deeks also had the fastest time for his last run." Kensi grinned up at Deeks. "He's going to get a little plaque and everything."

"Nice. I was very much middle of the pack during my training." Making a face, Nell made a gesture to her body as a whole. "I can't keep up with you people and your freaking long legs."

"You know, I think I could still keep up if I had to do it all over again," Sam mused. "I've kept in shape."

"I seem to recall that you had issues with speed. Something to do with being too bulky, wasn't it?" Callen said. Sam's expression turned truly menacing, but Callen just grinned, completely unbothered.

"I tripped over a root. My speed was fine."

"Yeah, I think I ran into that root a couple times, too," Deeks said, chuckling.

"What about you, Kensi?"

"For sure." She answered without hesitation. "I bet I could even beat Deeks."

He raised his brows in surprise, not sure when she had gone from supportive to competitive.

"Oh, really?" He crossed his arms, staring his down. "Would you like to put a wager on that?"

"What did you have in mind?"

Deeks considered the possibilities for a second.

"If I win, you have to fill out my expense reports for a week."

"And if I win, which I will, you wash my laundry for a week," Kensi decided. He chuckled, because of course after all this time, she'd still do anything to get out of housework.

"I accept your bet."

"I'll put two weeks of coffee runs on Sam," Callen added.

"Why the hell are you bringing me into this?" Sam asked, quickly switching from amusement to disbelief and annoyance.

"Are you saying you can't compete?" Callen raised one eyebrow in an obvious taunt.

"Of course not. I'm in." Sam scowled at everyone, crossing his arms over his broad chest. "Now let's get this over with."

"Anyone else want to join in?"

"Oh no, I am completely fine just keeping everyone time," Nell said, naturally appointing herself as racing secretary. "I'll grab my stopwatch, you guys better change."

Half an hour later, they'd gathered outside behind the mission. While the participants changed into running clothes, Nell and Eric marked off a mile-long track.

Kensi was performing a series of stretches while Sam paced angrily. Deeks decided on a set of warmup squats, in part because it helped loosen up his joints, but mostly because every time he sank towards the ground, Sam muttered under his breath.

"Alright, runners, on your marks!" Eric called out. They lined up, Sam on the far left, Kensi in the middle, and Deeks on her other side. "Set, go!"

They all took off, staying pretty even for the first quarter mile. Then Kensi pulled ahead, lengthening her stride to its full limits, and Sam put on a burst of speed to keep up. Deeks kept the same pace, the same way he'd learned in high school track, and then relearned at FLETC.

He blocked out the sound of Nell and Eric's cheers, as well as Callen's playful taunts directed at each of them in turn. He kept sight of Sam and Kensi, to make sure they didn't get too far ahead.

At the quarter mile marker, Sam began to flag. He growled, pumping his arms even faster, as though it would increase his speed. Deeks easily passed him, then caught up to Kensi.

He really should have warmed up more; his muscles were beginning to tighten up a little, but he pushed on. As they approached the last tenth of a mile, Deeks extended his stride to its full limit, bringing him in line with one another.

For several seconds, they were neck and neck. Kensi growled, desperately trying to force her legs a little faster. It wasn't enough though, and Deeks crossed the finish line a couple strides ahead of her to the sounds of cheers.

Kensi followed him a few seconds later as Deeks bent in half, hands on his knees, and dragged in deep breaths. Sam brought up the rear, sweat dripping down his temples.

"Damn it!" Kensi gasped out, looking at him in disbelief. "You didn't used to be this fast."

"Well, something about having the equivalent of a very large drill seargent shouting at you puts the fear of God into you. Plus, I don't have the energy to run like that every day."

"I want a rematch," Sam said.

"I'm afraid not, the times stand as they are. Deeks is the winner," Nell decided, and no one had the nerve to argue with her. "Congrats, Deeks." She met them at the finish line and hugged him.

"Don't you think that's a little biased for the grandmaster of the race?" Kensi asked.

"Oh, the grandmaster always congratulates the winner."

"Don't be jealous I'm the favorite," Deeks teased, winking at Kensi.

"Don't worry big guy, maybe you'll win next time." Callen stood up with a massive grin and gave Sam a conciliatory pat on the shoulder.

"Why are you so happy?" Eric asked. "You lost your bet."

"I don't care, it was worth it," Callen decided happily.

"This is all your fault," Sam grumbled.

"You're welcome."

"Congrats babe," Kensi said reluctantly.

"Thanks. You know, I think I'll have that plaque framed. Maybe put it up on behind my desk." He spread his hands out like he was describing a marquee. "Marty Deeks, Office of Special Projects Fastest Runner."

He ignored Sam and Kensi's groans, addressing an amused Nell.

"I'm thinking gold plate is absolutely necessary.