Hey, guys! [girlfriendoftheauthor] with another MHI special. As I take a break from my thesis and my boyfriend works on his writer's block (as well as working on a collab with another writer) I will be writing this special.

In this particular chapter, Izuku, with the assistance of Shouto, will show us how to survive from a yandere!

To understand this chapter, "x" is Izuku, "x" is Shouto, and 'x' is the yandere in question.

Live from your mother's basement (just kidding) is the special, "How To Survive When You Are Stalked By A Yandere," with your host, Izuku Midoriya!

"Thank you, dear authors. I can take it from here."

"The first thing we should ask ourselves is what is a yandere?"

"We have seen plenty of shows that profiles yandere-like characters. There are Schools Days, Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni. Maybe that psycho from Akame Ga Kill! Of course, the infamous yandere that is well-known from the show Mirai Nikki! However, because of an upcoming lawsuit from this character, from this aforementioned show, after I said some things about her on Twitter, I am unable to say her name or bring up the show."

"I mean, Twitter fingers can get you in a lot of trouble these days. Ask a certain figure from the head of state."

"So, she is suing me and what she is offering is very mundane. Even litigation is questioning her sanity. But, she is suing me for my body. She wants exclusive use of me. Now, let's be honest, ladies and gentleman, in fandom land, she needs to take a number. She is not the only one who is after me and my body."

"I have many who wants my virginity, but how can I explain that I have already…. Anyway, if there is one adamant thing about a yandere that is factual. They are very determined characters."

"And they always get their man."

"As a matter of fact, I am currently held up in the bathroom of a yandere as we speak. This butter knife wedging the door and my back against the door, with my feet at the cabinet for support is keeping her from opening this door."

"So, knowing her strength and her willfulness, it is going to take a few minutes before she opens this door. So, I will have to brief as possible on this special."

"How to Survive When You Are Stalked by a Yandere?!"

"The first thing you have to understand is what is a yandere?"

"Fortunately, I have an expert who is familiar with the subject of yandere. Thanks to his obsession with video games, ero-manga, manga, and anime, he can help us. Joining me via cell phone is my best friend and classmate, Shouto Todoroki. Shouto, glad you can join us."

"Thank you, Deku. Shouto, here, to discuss the topics on knowing your yandere."

"Ok, the first thing you need to know is what is a yandere?"

"A yandere is a person, usually female, who is romantically obsessed with a person to the point where violence is often, I mean, often involved. They are psychotic and/or violent when they ponder on their obsession. They go to great lengths to get what they want, even if it involves the death of others and/or their target."

"Thank you, Shouto, for giving me this definition. If I would have done my homework, then I would not be in this particular position as of now. Now, Shouto, tell me more about signs of knowing a yandere. Is there any look? Any behavior?"

"There is, Izuku Tell-tale signs of a yandere is now an ongoing thing in the community. It is important to know these signs because you never know when you are dealing with a yandere. Well, just like autism, sexuality, love, diseases, and other things, yandere has a spectrum as well."

"From my research, there are three different kinds of yandere: the one who loves you, the one who loves your friend, and the one who loves you to the point that they want to KILL you."

Let's pause for a second, Shouto. I have to add another obstacle to the door. I am afraid she is getting crafty with this door.

'Deku, Deku?! You can't hide from me, Deku! Don't think that this door will withstand longer than our love, Deku! I am after you, my darling.'

Ok, Shouto, I am safe for now. So, please continue.

[Here are the signs (The yandere who LOVES you):

She hangs out with you too often.

She threatens your friends and family that are the closest to you.

Knows your daily routine, including your private ones.

Attacks those who bully you.

Always has plans of marriage and the names of your children.

Very distant, always watching you from a distance.

Has threatened physical harm on you.

Promises you their eternal devotion.

Finally, your friends and/or family turn up "missing."]

[Here are the signs (The yandere who LOVES your friend):

She becomes very distant.

Personality change, very important, especially if you are close to them.

Always on alert and very attentive to his environment.

Becomes introverted and fearful.

Sleep deprivation.

Finally, begin to see less and less of your friend.]

[Here are the signs (The yandere who literally LOVES you to death):

She threatens you with violence at all times.

She has done physical harm to you.

Has attempted to kill you on numerous occasions.

There is a weapon with them during your encounters

Always giving you a glare.

Finally, there is no peace in your life until she kills you (and possibly herself so she can follow you in the afterlife).]

"Very vital information if you want to know a yandere. Something I wish I would've picked up sooner."

"It happens, Izuku. Understand that a yandere is the kind of person who doesn't let themselves be known. They walk among us. What used to be a trend in the East is now becoming widespread in America. Honestly, the characteristics of a yandere have existed for a while. It is thanks to Japanese anime/manga who shed light on this topic."

"Annie Wilkes is your classic American example of yandere if you ever saw the movie "Misery." Another example of American yandere is the character from "Play Misty for Me," "Swimfan," or "Fatal Attraction."

"Thank you for…. Oh, God, she has cracked the door. I am hearing crackling sounds, Shouto!"

'I told you, darling. No door in the world is going to stop me from our love, Deku baby. I can't wait to smother you with lots and lots of love. I will make marks, Deku, darling. Lots and lots of marks, baby! Because you are mine and mine alone. Can't wait to have a bite of you, Deku baby!'

"Oh, shit, Shouto! Time is running out! Back to the subject while I hold on to all of my might, how can we survive when we are being stalked by a yandere?"

"I can hear it in your voice, man. Ok, here are the signs of surviving when being stalked by a yandere:

Never go home alone. Stay with a group of friends when leaving places. Develop a buddy system. Make sure you keep check with each other until you get to your destinations. If you are walking alone, stay in well-lit places. Never take shortcuts in alleys. Always stay in the open."

"If you are walking with a yandere, make sure you walk behind them. One of the biggest flaws I have researched is when they turn their back on them. Keep your eyes on them."

"Keep a weapon. If you are a pacifist, still keep a weapon. Keep a concealed knife or a stun gun, something. You don't want to kill that person, but still, have something to stay guarded."

"Never answer unknown numbers."

"Keep your curtains closed at night."

"Keep every window locked and always lock your doors."

"And whatever you do, if she asks, "do you love her? Yes or no," then answer her with "or." It will throw her off. "

"I am holding on to the door as much as I can, Shouto. Anything else? Like if a yandere confronts you?"

"Alright, if you are engaged with a yandere and feel threatened, run and get in contact with the police. Another thing is…."

"Shouto, sorry to break this up, but she is getting closer to me. We have to wrap this up."

"Do you want me to call the police, dude?"

"It...wouldn't do...any...good. The...sun doesn't...come...up...for...another...eight...hours!"

"Are you saying that your yandere is a vampire?"

"Worse! Toga! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! She broke the door! She is here! She is here!"

'Surprise, surprise, darling! I have found you. Don't get scared of me, darling. We are just going to share our love. Who were you talking to?'

"No one. No one!"

'Who was she? It had better not been some sickening, wretched whore on the phone.'

"It wasn't, I swear!"

'It had better not. Or I would have to go and kill that bitch! Then I would have no other choice but to punish you and you know how I feel about that.'

"It was no one. I promise you. It wasn't a girl."

'Good, Deku Baby! You know how I feel when there is someone eyeing my blood doll. When you run from me, it makes me sad as if you want nothing to do with me. I know you, Deku. I see it in your eyes when I feed upon you. Your heart desires me like the air you breathe. From the bottom of my heart, I love you. I love you to the ends of the earth.'

"Yes, Toga!"

'Good! But, because of your blockading the bathroom, I am going to punish you.'

"This was the special, "How To Survive When You Are Stalked By A Yandere." As you can see, I've failed terribly."

'Who are you talking to, Deku? Doesn't matter, prepare for your punishment!'

THE END?