Deadpool Pov:

"Whenever I feel like there's nothing to do in my world, I remind myself of the saying, 'Ain't no rest for the wicked.' For someone like me, who has incredible regenerative abilities that put Wolverine to shame, I know there are situations where I can get involved and cause a lot of trouble. Such as this predicament I'd been recently hired for, this job involves a bunch of money-hungry shlubs making a deal with this mutant hunter called 'X-Cutioner'. Out of all the names this guy could come up with, the name had to be involved with my old buddies the X-Men. Luckily, they're not here at the moment since they're dealing with some diplomatic matters on Krakoa, an island that invites every single mutant across the planet except for me! The bastards, but hey. I can find a way to have fun all by myself."

New Jersey-Morning

Just like any day in the neighborhood, there was a shady deal that was happening underneath the noses of everyone which was going on at a nearby warehouse. Inside the building were two groups doing a presentation on modified weapons, on the right side was a group of mutant haters led by the X-Cutioner. On the other side was a group of businessmen who had dealt with the losses of profit from the destruction the X-Men had caused from the lives they'd protected during their missions.

"Despite what you have heard from the news. Mutants are the enemies of humanity, and must be eradicated from the Earth before they take us out."

X-Cutioner told the men that despite how most people see the X-Men as heroes of the community and showing humans that mutants weren't evil. They were dangerous as well as shouldn't be allowed to use their powers around the public. The masked man looked over at a table where he called his men to bring out the weaponry that interested the businessmen in the first place.

"Salvaged from destroyed Sentinel units and remade into a standard-issued blaster. They can handle your standard mutant from ordinary to omega leveled, such as the forces of Magneto and Storm."

He explained the usage of the custom blasters that he'd designed to handle mutants who could wipe out an entire army. Presenting to the businessmen the settings of his blasters and how powerful they can be based on the setting they were set, none of them didn't notice hiding from behind several crates was the Merc with the Mouth, Deadpool.

"Those are blasters? They look more like cosplay props, decent ones at that. Or from that old video game with that robot kid with the blaster."

Wade muttered to himself about what the weapon reassembled to him as he pulled out his phone to pull up the list of targets he'd been hired to take out. X-Cutioner was the last one for today and had no idea about him being here, it was an easy job and would let him get back home in time.

"Now, how far are you willing to buy from us?"

X-Cutioner asked the buyers if they'd give him a price in exchange for his weapons. The meeting went on as Deadpool was setting up a silencer for him to do a quick kill on the masked human. Taking a moment to cool his thoughts and find the right moment to take his shot, just before he could get the kill, Wade's phone went off which alerted the men and forced them to pull out their weapons toward the source of the sound.

"Shit. I knew should have put it on vibrate."

He told himself as Deadpool walked out from behind the crates to show his presence toward everyone in a nondramatic approach as he checked out who was calling him. The expression on his face went from annoyed to surprised as Wade tried to calm down the person he was talking to on the phone.

"Slow down, Princess. Yes, I'm in the middle of a job right now but I'm coming straight home as soon as I'm done."

Responding to the caller who sounded excited to speak with him as Wade didn't notice him getting shot at by one of X-Cutioner's men. Noticing the hole in his stomach, he responded in kind by shooting the attacker in the head causing the person to collapse toward the floor.

"Do you mind?! I'm trying to be a parent on the phone!"

Shouting at the group who responded with an array of bullets and energy shots from the blasters X-Cutioner was selling as the masked mutant was dodging the ammunition that was being thrown at him. Flipping into the air and shooting back at the attackers, Wade continued to speak on the phone while trying to not get shot in the process.

"I'm glad that you've been practicing and you want to show me when I get home, but I'm a bit occupied at the moment."

Continuing his conversation while not noticing one of the men had a rocket launcher and fired a missile at him. Avoiding getting blown up and landing in front of the attackers, Deadpool pulled out a katana from his back and started to take them out swiftly while still on the phone.

"Shouldn't your sister be there helping you out? I told her to help you while I was away, is she with Al at the laundry matt?"

Questioning about where the caller's sibling was while avoiding getting his head cut off by X-Cutioner as he was spinning one of his axes at him. Despite being a master of his axe and showing no sign of stopping, it didn't help the buyers as Deadpool tricked him into killing them with his erratic movement.

"Princess? Papa has to go back to work now, I promise to be there for your performance. Love you a lot, gotta go."

Deadpool told her before hanging up as he looked at the former businessmen who would help X-Cutioner toward his mission to end all mutants now dead on the floor. It infuriated the human and he grabbed a blaster from his table and attempted to take away any mutant powers he possessed.

"This is why freaks like you have to be taken out! They fool everyone around them and bring death! Which is the reason why I'll defend humanity, to protect it from the likes of you!"

X-Cutioner lashed out at Wade as he set the blaster to full power and was ready to shoot him. Only for Deadpool to hurl a grenade into the weapon causing the blaster to implode on himself. It sent half of his men flying across the room and through the windows, Wade himself was caught in the blast and had shrapnel and rocks embedded into his body. All that could be heard within the room was a blood-curdled yell coming from the X-Cutioner who had his entire arm blown off from his body. Deadpool stood up and walked toward the limbless human while having his injuries regenerated within seconds, he took a moment to see his mask had been blown off to the man's face which had a scar going down from his face.

"Carl Denti. Former leader of 'Friends of Humans', who was responsible for illegally shipping mutants offshore to people who wanted to experiment on them. That's what it says on the bounty placed on you as well as the tech you have is salvaged Sentinel tech from Geonosha."

He called out X-Cutioner's background and where the weaponry came from as the human attempted to get back up and continue the fight, only for the blood loss to make him wobble and fall back to the floor. Looking back at Deadpool who towered over him, the merc pulled out his katana and aimed it at his neck.

"The same Sentinels that took the lives of hundreds of innocent mutants that wanted to get away from bastards like you. And now? You are selling it to people who despite seeing mutants use their powers to help everyone? Want to kill them, because of how scared they are."

Responding to the reason why X-Cutioner and the group he was leading to wiping out mutant kind, it was due to the fear of unique mutants that had placed on humanity. Continuing to listen to Wade's rant, Carl managed to use his remaining strength to pull out a sidearm from his left side and was about to shoot Deadpool. The masked merc was able to see it and slice the gun in half leaving Carl to drop the gun and remain defenseless in front of him.

"Okay. That was pretty stupid, but you sure are committed to your cause. I'll give you that, anyway. I gotta make this short since my daughter needs me, but consider this payback because I'm going to be the mutant that avenges every innocent life you've taken."

Wade told him about having to get this done in a hurry as he pulled out his pistol and was about to make this a quick kill and head back home. Before having the chance to pull the trigger, he heard a shot being pulled which didn't come from any of the people within the room to him not firing his gun off. He looked back at Carl to see him having a bullet fired off right between his eyes causing the mutant hater to die quickly and collapse on the ground.

"Mother fucker! Who did that?! This was my kill and dramatic moment! Is that you Bullseye?! I know you like getting a hard-on for killing but this was my collar!"

He called out on the possible mercenary that was responsible for killing X-Cutioner in an instant. Hearing a bullet shell falling to the ground and the sound of a rifle reloading, Deadpool looked up at the rafter to see an infamous assassin that he'd crossroads in the past during his previous jobs. Hit-Monkey, an ape that kills assassins and goes after any that would harm the innocent. The white-furred ape in the tuxedo hollered toward Deadpool, he was fortunate enough to understand him despite the screeching and shouting that the ape was making.

"Okay. You got hired by a small mutant family to make this guy pay for destroying their home, you didn't accept the money but the food they gave you for the long journey. But did you have to ruin the moment?"

Questioning the ape on killing him since he was feeling amped up about his speech and wanted to take him by himself. Hit-Monkey responded by wanting to kill the human before his men had the chance to get back up, which they were doing right now as several of them saw X-Cutioner dead and his arm blown up. Annoyed at how devoted they were to their leader and possibly going to continue the fight, Deadpool pulled out both of his swords while Hit-Monkey pulled out a pair of SMGs since they were more heavily armed than the ape was.

"Let's make this team up quick, I have a performance to see and I can't miss it."

Wade told Hit-Monkey about the urgency of needing to leave as the ape grunted at him about it being impossible to come out of this unscathed. Getting into a battle stance and jumping into the air, Deadpool and Hit-Monkey would have to take out the attackers while helping the mercenary get back home to see his daughter's performance.

Later-Blind Al's Apartment

Having spent an hour at the warehouse getting shot, stabbed, clubbed, and having to squeeze out the bullets that had been stuck into his body. Deadpool had managed to keep his promise and make his way back to his apartment that he was sharing with a roommate who could handle the craziness that he's known for, Blind Al. Having no means of transport he could take without making a mess with the amount of blood he'd lost, Wade had managed to get a dumpster truck to help him get back home since it was the one place where no one would notice the stains on the trash.

"Thanks for the ride bud. Don't worry about the blood just say it's cranberry sauce, they go for it every time."

He told the driver as he jumped out of the dumpster truck and made his way to the apartment door. Noticing it slightly opened, Wade took out a small knife from his belt in a protective manner thinking that someone who he pissed off in the past might have found out where he was living and was holding his friend hostage. Rushing in to handle whoever was in the living room, he was stopped by a stranger with a sai that quickly disarmed him and threw Wade to the ground.

"Come on, dad. You taught me to never use the front door, and check from afar before going into an unsure area. Otherwise, kiss your ass goodbye."

A voice spoke to him as Wade looked up to see a teenage girl with black hair and light brown skin. Smiling at the sight of the knife-wielding girl, he knew he'd taught her well since she was his biological daughter. Eleanor Camacho, his daughter despite having a difficult childhood and having been in numerous events that would have made her resent him, continued to consider Deadpool a father and the only person she could relate to due to having the same healing factor that he has.

"I made a bet with this chip off the block that it not working since her father isn't that dumb to fall for it. And as always, you continue to make me lose money."

Blind Al told him as she handed Eleanor a twenty for the bet she made with her, Wade smirked at how tenacious his daughter was at making money when it came to predictable moments. However, they had to focus on the reason for them being here as Wade looked at his bedroom where he quietly made his way to the door to not alert anyone inside of the room.

"Hey, Princess? Papa's home, and your sister is here as well as Blind Al. We're ready when you are."

He told his daughter as he went to the bathroom to get into normal clothing since he didn't want his daughter to see him beat up in his work suit. Making his way out to sit on the couch with Elle and Al, Princess's sister got her phone out and put on some music to help her sister out since she needed to set the setting. Hearing the door creaking in an eerie manner, they see it slam open to show a figure jumping out of Wade's room. It was a large red and black covered symbiote dog with white eyes wearing a backward baseball cap and a golden necklace, the dog had an excited look on her as she was rocking her to the music that Elle was playing.

"Ain't no joking! Game is rocking! Game is dropping! Game Unlocking! Fans are popping, all I want for dinner is brains and chocolate!"

She started rapping to the trio as Wade was awestruck at his symbiote daughter singing since it reminded him about the days when he rapped during one of his jobs in the past. Blind Al wasn't that much a fan of rapping but enjoyed the excitement that was coming from Princess she'd been practicing on the performance for her father and sister.

"Better getting away from a heavyweight that slays day, I'll say again. I'll cut them, and bend them like MMA. Eat them a lot like Creme Brulee!"

Snarling at them with her razor-sharp teeth since unlike most symbiotes that are born in the universe, Princess burst from Deadpool's chest after someone attempted to bring back Carnage. A deranged killer who became more symbiote than human, sadly the experiment didn't work as Princess was able to devour the madman and become a member of the Wilson family.

"Spinning so graphically, intergalactically, better catastrophe, in a new reality. So watch now 'cause Princess is your majesty!"

Princess finished her rap and howled to make it feel special as her show was responded to with applause from her family and Blind Al. The response made Princess jump around the living room which made everything shake due to how big she was, the symbiote dog noticed them on the ground and the mess she made despite doing a good job with her performance.

"Sorry Auntie Al. I'm just excited that I'll be ready to meet my big brother since he enjoys singing and fighting people, we have so much in common!"

Bringing up an interesting topic that caught Eleanor's attention as she looked at her father when her sister said that. Wade noticed the glare that his daughter was giving him since it was something that he hadn't had the chance to tell her since there was a reason why he wanted Princess to practice her singing.

"What does she mean by, 'big brother'?"

She questioned him about the possibility that he had another child and that he had kept it secret despite being a good dad, Wade always had things he didn't share with anyone around him. Realizing that Elle would find out sooner or later, Wade asked Princess to sit by her as he walked into his room and pulled out a large whiteboard he kept whenever he went after people.

"As you well know, your father was a bit of a player before you two were born. However, that didn't mean I was a complete idiot. Unfortunately, people who didn't like me attempted to take my DNA and raise it like a child. The results? Not pretty."

Wade explains to the trio about his past partners with whom he'd had a relationship that ended badly or had his blood stolen to make a copycat. Most of them had either been destroyed, traveled to another part of the galaxy, or decided to have a life away from him. He pointed over to a photo of his ex-wife Shiklah who despite dumping him for the prince of darkness, she'd often call him for a bit of fun.

"Get to the point and stop ruining these babies' childhood. Before I shove my cane down your throat."

Al threatens him about getting right to his explanation since while she couldn't see what he is getting at, she doesn't want the girls nor herself to hear any more of the potential people he might have children with. Wilson took the photo of Shiklah off the whiteboard, he flipped it to show a poorly drawn illustration of his half-son, Trickster. As well as doodles with him living in an enchanted land with dragons and fairies to him being married to a pair of wicked but friendly women.

"This is my half-son, Trickster. His father was the Boogeyman before he stepped on him during his first year of high school. There was this whole interdimensional crisis that involved her trying to make a son with half of my soul since I wasn't 'evil' enough for her. But now, after much consideration and sending him a late wedding present. I've decided to have a sibling reunion!"

Announcing the idea of bringing Trick and his married wives over to meet his new sisters as well as the chance to have quality family time. Princess was excited about the chance of meeting another sibling since the more she had, the more likely she could spend time with them since there was a whole world that she could see. Elle on the other hand, was unsure about this since her father's history with family members doesn't go well since they despise or want something from him.

"Not to try and ruin it but, how do you know if he'll want to meet us? I'm pretty sure it's too late to start having a relationship since he has his life and we have our own lives."

Elle questioned if he would want to meet them since it seemed from the drawings that were on the whiteboard and the recent photo of him having his wedding, Trick wouldn't have the time to meet them. Wade looked shocked at what his daughter said as he raised his hand in the air which indicated he wanted to be dramatic.

"Despite our family being considered dangerous, deranged, and fun-loving. This papa loves all his kids and wants them to get along despite having different parents. And by that mad titan who cursed me with immortality. We're going to have family quality time. And I know just the doctor to help us get it."

Wade told Elle about having the chance for them to meet a child of his who wasn't a threat to anyone and had his life under control. It could be an example for them in the future on how to avoid the mistakes he'd made as both a masked mercenary and mutant. The last part of his speech would be important since the doctor that he brought up was the one responsible for helping make Princess in the first place, and had a son who came from Trick's world and could help him send a message about wanting to have a reunion with his VK son.