Thanks Nat D. Aiken for the prompt!
Four Words Prompt: Will You Marry Me?
Pairing: Pots N Pans
Rating: T for swearing
"I'm not doing it." said Harry in a firm voice.
"Ohhhh yes you are." said Seamus. "You made me smack Nott on the fucking arse, you did. And now the git thinks that I like him and won't leave me the bloody fuck alone!"
"I didn't know he was gay, Seamus!" yelled Harry.
"Come on, Harry." said Ron. "When you think about it, it isn't that bad of a dare."
"Not that bad of a dare? The fucking toshpot wants me to propose to the most bitchiest girl in all of Hogwarts. In public!"
Ron shrugged. "I mean, at least she has a nice right face..."
"I'm going to tell Hermione that you think Pansy Parkinson is a looker," teased Seamus.
"Fuck up my relationship, and I will end you. Finnigan."
"I'm not going to do it." said Harry, directing them back to the problem at hand. "Pick something else."
"Alright then. I dares ya to kiss Malfoy full on the lips."
"Fine, I'll go find Pansy." said Harry, defeated.
"You don't have to look far mate, here she comes now." said Ron, pointing to the door of the Great Hall.
Pansy was walking in accompanied by her Slytherin girls squad. Harry rolled his eyes. He really didn't want to do this in front of them, or at all for that matter.
"Let's get her attention," said Seamus quickly. "OI, PARKINSON!"
Pansy turned her head towards the oncoming herd of Gryffindor boys. Her and her ladies each made a face of disgust as Harry, Ron, Dean, Neville, and Seamus stopped in front of them.
"Is there a reason why you're speaking to me?" scoffed Pansy.
"Actually, me boy Harry has something he'd liked to ask you, your highness." snickered Seamus as he patted Harry hard on the back.
Pansy gave a Seamus a hard look. Then, she turned her attention to Harry.
"Well, Potter?" she said, sounding over the situation."
Harry groaned. "I was wondering-"
"Do it properly.." said Dean, trying to hold back laughter.
Harry gave him an evil look. He then took Pansy's hand and knelt down on one knee in front of her, causing Pansy and the girls to gasp, and the boys to bust out in silent laughter.
"Will you marry me?" he asked in a dull voice.
Pansy looked down at Harry, up at the boys, and then back at Harry in shock and disbelief.
"Oh I don't believe this," she said in a disgusted voice. "Did these assholes put you up to this?!"
All the boys except for Seamus stopped laughing.
"I've never been so embarrassed in my entire life!" stomped Pansy. "You were supposed to wait until my mum and dad was here for graduation! You couldn't wait two lousy weeks?!"
Seamus stopped laughing and joined the other boys in complete shock like the Slytherin girls.
Harry sighed. "I know, I know, but it was either propose, or kiss fucking Malfoy and you would have hexed off my bollocks if I did that."
"What the bloody hell.."
"Do you even have a ring on you while you're doing bullshit dares?" sneered Pansy.
"Of course I do, I always have it on me," said Harry, as he pulled out a ring box, revealing a medium sized diamond on a white gold band.
"Go ahead and slip it on, then." said Pansy, rolling her eyes and trying to hold in her emotions. "Oh honestly Harry, you're the worst."
Harry smirked as he slipped the engagement ring onto Pansy's finger. He stood up and gave her a kiss on the lips.
"Is this really happening?!" said Ron, flabbergasted.
"Oh mate, Pansy and I she been together off and on since 4th year. Didn't I tell you?" laughed Harry.
Ron and the others shook their heads and stared at the pair who now had their arms around each other.
"Oh Harry, you could have at least told Ron." said Pansy, as she and Harry laughed and walked away.
