Tom: hey Edd, check out my new bass! *holds up a red bass guitar*
Edd: uhh...what happened to your old- I mean Susan?
Tom: Susan? I don't know what you're talking about
Edd: your bass Susan, you know the black bass. I thought you love he-
Tom: *drops on his knees before crying* SHE LEFT ME!
Edd: left you? For what?
Tom: oh just for a stupid...saxophone who seems to be way too good looking than me
Edd: oh...