A/N: Did some say incorrect qoutes from everyone's two favorite pilots Paul and Patryck?
These came from my Eddsworld blog on Tumblr
Paul: I've always dreamed of becoming a cowboy. Everyday I would practice throwing things hoping to improve my aim. Look at me now, I've mastered it
Patryck: If that's so, then why didn't you follow your dream?
Paul: That's because people always nag me, so I decided to join the army. Here, I don't have to care
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Patryck: What are you doing out here?
Paul: Getting a tan
Patryck: You do realize that we're in the arctic right?
Paul: And? So?
Patryck: Go put something warm on
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Paul: *knocks a can over in the store*
Patryck: Why did you knock that can over?
Paul: It insulted me
Patryck: Paul, objects can't speak
Paul: Oh yes they can. I can hear them mocking me
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Paul: Pat! I need you to help me. Some kid had stolen my lollipop
Patryck: What? Why are you after a kid? I can always get you another one
Paul: Yeah, but I need to find it and fast
Patryck: Okay, I'll ask you one question. What was so important for you just to leave behind a wrapped lollipop, out in the opening, for anyone to take?
Paul: Easy. To use the bathroom and to get this frisbee
Patryck: Ty idioto! *angrily tackles Paul down to the ground*