"I'm telling you, Mitsuki, this is not normal!" Inko complained to her guest. "Izuku has always been a shy boy. It almost feels like he's been replaced by someone else!"

"You are exagerrating." Bakugou shrugged. "You know how horny teenagers can be. Maybe his late quirk includes srtong libido or something."

"But, but it's wrong!" Green head tried to keep protesting. "My Pumpkin shouldn't play with girls' hearts like they are tennis balls."

"I don't get the analogy. *Sigh* Listen, it's not that bad. Your son is practically a saint compared to my brat. Izuku doesn't seem to repel people. Honestly, it looks to me like you are jealous."

"Excuse me?!" Mama Midoriya jumped at the accusation.

"Think about it. Your hubby hasn't been around for a long while, so seeing someone surrounded by love makes you jealous. You should try dating too, that's outght calm you down."

"What am I going to tell to my husband?"

"Return to perform marital duty or I'll make someone else do it for you. Short and simple." Mistuki smiled at her confidence.

"You are the worst!"

Their conversation was interrupted when Izuku and 1A girls came into the apartment. They all wore expensive looking clothing and acessories, with one of them being practically covered in gold. At least Tooru wasn't naked this time.

"Hi, mom."

"Hi Mamadoriya/Ma'am/Mommy!"

"That last one was so unnecessary!"

"Hi-Hi!" She awkwardly waved her hand.

"Hi, Bakugou-sama! What are you doing here?"

"I told you to call me Mistuki, Izuku. We were just discussing that your mother should stop whining and find herself a date."

"Do you need help, mom?" The boy asked with enthusiasm.

Inko resisted the urge to slap both of them.

"No, Pumpkin, I don't need help." She noticed Uraraka trembling. "Are you okay, girl?"

"Must not break the jewels... must not tear the fabric... must not bend the bracelets..." Ochako mumbled at a rate that would give her boyfriend a run for his moeny.

"She'll be fine." Momo spoke. "Most people get used to luxury in approximately 3 weeks. This is basically a vaccine against fainting."

"Man, I wish I had a date who would cover me head to toe with gold." The blonde woman pretended to faint.

"Anyway, we are here to play some board games. You might want to leave the apartment for a while, mom."

"Why?"

"Because we'll f..." Mina got stabbed in the eye by an earphone jack.

"It's because we'll be playing loud music."

"Wait, all of you will be playing at once?!"

"Well, duh. Bands of seven people aren't too uncommon."

Green haired woman sat down in defeat. There was only tiredness on her face.

"Don't worry, Midoriya-sama." Tsuyu put her hand on the woman's shoulder. "We'll take all the precautionary measures."

"Uh-huh." She just nodded without making a cohesive response.

"Have fun, kids." Mistuki said as she put Inko's arm over her shoulders to carry her outside.

"Will do." Mina replied as she did the same to Ochako.

The first game was "Truth or Dare." Everyone confessed their feelings to everyone else and revelaed their fetishes: Izuku was into quirk applications, Momo preffered being submissive, Kyouka liked choking with her jacks, Ochako was into weightless fun time, Mina used her diluted acid as lube, Tsuyu wanted to tongue kiss several people at once and Tooru was a fan of being watched while doing it. Most other dares were basically build on this foundation. Since Izuku was a favorite target, he got tired quicker than everyone else and had to quit early. His body was covered in acid, saliva and some other liquids by the time he hit shower.

Next was "Monopoly". Ironically, Yaoyorozu was the first to lose and Uraraka managed to win in a stiff competition against Asui.

"Chess" was rejected as soon as raven haired girl tried to suggest it. Alien said it'd be boring but everyone knew the real reason.

Final game was "Twister", which was dominated by Froppy's animalistic agility and Pinky's acquired athleticism. Jirou and Hagakure knew they should work on this issue when they saw Midoriya and Yaomomo staring at their classmates doing the most elaborate poses.

Next day Eraserhead announced that classes 1A and 1B will conduct joint training to assess their teamwork skills.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!