Nemuri and Yu went into a bar after a joint interview, in which they pretended to cat fight over former's age and latter's audacity. Squabbles like that were good for ratings, plus the women could laugh about rumors surrdounding their relationships. In the evening, they went to Kayama's apartment for some private time.
"This painting looks even better up close." Blonde admired the work. "I should ask for mine too."
"I imagine it'd be hard to use your quirk while posing for something like this." The brunette began to unddress.
"We'll figure something out. You know, I used to kind of hate you." Takeyama did the same.
"Were you actual envious of my beauty?" Midnight smirked.
"No, not that! A lot of people set certain expectations of heroines after your debut. Those who dress up more modestly had to adapt or fall of from public perception. I mean, look at top 50. Thiteen is the only non sexy dressing heroine there, and that's only because she's got monopoly on the space theme right now. It felt like I had no choice but to follow the trend."
"You are putting blame in the wrong place, love. Sex appeal has been part of humanity for as long as it existed. Even if I didn't strive to be the R Rated hero, or even hero in general, someone would else would have eventually."
"Yeah, I figured as much. At least now I don't have to worry about falling into debt as much."
"Are you going to call Momo your sugar mommy now?"
"Ha ha, very funny. Isn't that your gimmick, MOMMY?" Yu sounded extra smug.
"Please, I'm not that much older than you."
"Whatever you say... mommy."
"Ah, shut up!" Nemuri pressed her girlfrned into her breasts. "Let's how quickly my Somnambulist can put you to sleep. Then the REAL fun will begin." Nemuri let out a sadistic smile.
Izuku didn't know what to expect when Ryuko and Tomoko delivered him very large box.
"Are these action figures?" He asked in excitement?
"Why don't you open and see for yourself?"
As soon as the boy, opened the box, Tsuyu jumped out of it and takcled him. She was wearing cat ears, a bell choker, paw gloves, cat tail and cat themed stockings.
"Good thing mom isn't at home."
"Kero, I mean, Nyah!" The frog girl started licking his body.
"I'm so glad Reiko-chan and Itsuka-chan agreed to watch over my siblings for today."
"Isn't this pussycat cute?" Ragdoll giggled.
"Am I cute, Zuzu?"
"Of course you are cute, Tsu!"
"Then may I be your pet kitty?"
"Um... uh... okay?"
"Sweet!" WWP began removing their clothes and putting on the same accessories.
"Wild Wild Pussycats! Heroes on weekdays!" Blonde declared as three girls stood in their iconic pose.
"We asked Shino to come too but she said she needs to watch over Kouta. If you ask me, she's just too serious to have fun like this."
"Let's just not do this when mom is at home. I think she'd be grumpy about this." Midoriya said as he rubbed Asui's belly.
"I think she'd make a good pussycat, nyah."
Bakugous' house
"How did this happen?" Mama Midoriya thought.
She, Todoroki, Hagakure and Bakugou parents were wearing nothing but feline accessories that didn't even cover their private parts. They were trying to strike trademark WWP pose while Yawara was looking at them critically.
"No. No. NO! You postures are wrong! Inko, you are supposed to bend more horizontally. Rei, move that foot a bit further back. Kuria, your arm is supposed to isn't supposed to be fully vertical. Let it down a bit. Masaru!" This one felt personal. "Your face must exhibit confidence and power, not confusion."
"I can't bend like Ragdoll!" Green head tried to protest.
"I could use more stretching." White hair commented while trying to readjust.
"Do these gloves make me look fat?" Invisible woman asked.
"I'm trying, Tiger, I'm trying!" Bespectacles man did his best confidence expression.
"We will not stop until you get the pose right!" Tiger spoke with a commanding tone.
"So confident, that's hot." Everyone thought.
Mitsuki entered the room, laughed at the ridiculousness of the situation at wished the pseudo pussycats good luck.
"I'd stick around, but my date is very soon. Have fun, kitties!"
Megumi Hebi and Mitsuki Bakugou quickly became close due to their shared passion over fashion. They knew about each other for a long time, but never got a chance to meet due to cirsumsrances. Model and Designer dating wasn't quite uncommon, excluding the fact they were in harem.
"Your proportions are that of a Goddess." Bakugou claimed while taking measurements.
"You aren't bad yourself. Tell me, what's the secret behind your perfect skin?"
"My quirk lets me sweat glycerin from my skin."
"Figures *Sigh* Do you think you can share some? It might be better than regular glycerin."
"You want me to rub my sweat against your body?" Mistuki snickered.
"What wouldn't I do to remain beautiful?" One of her snakes licked its host.
"Let me make call." The milf dialed on her phone. "Masaru, hi. You still didn't do the pose? Inko is begging Yawara to stop? Rei wants to swap places with her? I wish I could see that. Anyway, I'm not coming home tonight. Tell Katsuki that dinner is waiting for all of you in the fridge. Kisses!"
Nejire really wanted to her boyfriend and her BFF to bond, so she dragged them both into the art room of UA to get a collaborative portrait. Haya was always a bit envious of her friend's chest size, but being put into a direct comparison without any clothing (Hado insisted) was very embarrasing. Suffice to say, she did not look happy.
"Why such a sourpuss, Yuyu?" The blue head asked while pinching the girl's nipple.
"I'm fine, really."
"Why are your nipples so stiff? It's kind of strange, don't you think? Is it because the room is too cold?"
Yuyu smile. If anything could make her cheer up despite everything, it would be her best friends insatiable curiosity.
"I'm fine, really."
"Then you should smile!" Nejire pulled on the girl's cheeks to force smile.
"Yeah, okay."
After the portrait was done, Haya couldn't help but admire Midoriya's skills. Maybe Hado was right when trying to bring her into the harem.
"Are my boobs really that small?" She whispered.
"Your amazing, Yuyu-chan!" Blue head pressed their chests together.
"I concur." Izuku showed her thumbs up.
Kaoruko asked her colleague/girlfriend Fukukado for joking advice. If anyone could help her make Sir. Nighteye laugh, it had to be the Smiling Hero. At the same time, Emi wanted to visit Eri after hearing that the girl doesn't even know how to smile. Obvsiously, the most logical choice would be for both heroines to visit the unicorn at the same time. It took some convincing to let non UA staff enter, but a word from Izuku was enough.
Ms Joke told a lor jokes to lighten up the little girl, from "Knock knock" and funny faces to puns of varying complexity. Eri finally learnt what is meant to genuinely smile for the first time. Meanwhile, Bubble Girl created bubbles with sweet aromas while joting down jokes she thought would work on her boss.
"Thank you." Eri said.
"You're welcome, unicorn." Joke patted her on the head.
"Uni... what?"
"Oh my." Bubble was surprised. "We'll have to bring you a unicorn plushie next time. Right, Emi."
"Right."
Ryuko fianally convinved Inko to fly in the skies. They were accompanied by Nejire princess carrying Yuyu, Izuku floating while mumbling something, as well as Reiko and Ochako practising their "magic carpet" with Anan as honorary flight attendant.
"Are you okay, Inko?" The dragon heroice asked the woman who was in her claws.
"Aaaa... aaaa..." Her answer sounded like something between awe and terror. Midoriya periodically opened her eyes to see the grounds miles beneath and then closed them again.
"I can't wet myself. Not when my son and this gielfriends are watching!"
"Relax. I'm not going to drop you. I've carried lots of passengers before, he he."
Hado and Haya were making out without a care in the world.
"Are sure about this, Nana?"
"Yes. One For All is still progressing. I think we'll be able to appear physically in the real world soon. If that happens, I want to be with you forever and ever... Hopefully Inko wouldn't mind."
"This is amazing!" Kurose said as she looked at the ground. "Makes me feel like a princess."
"I feel like a ghost." Yanagi said.
"We worked hard to combine our quirks to this degree and mitigate side effects." Uraraka was full of herself.
"You truly are amazing, girls." Thirteen hugged them both. "I'm proud to be your teacher and your girlfriend."
Author's note: I decided to put all adults in the same chapter.
