Ash's Helluva Time

by AshFan-27

(I still suck at summaries) In an unexpected circumstance, Ash is suddenly given a strange phone and finds himself in Hell. However, it wasn't what he expected it to be. Join our hero as he attempts to help the princess achieve her dream of saving the sinners of Hell from suffering. (Collab with TaiKetch'em)

23. Welcome to Heaven

AshFan: We're back at it again and now we're gonna be finally entering Heaven. Now, again, I know it's gonna be hard thinking about how this story is coming to an end soon, but things have to come to an end eventually. Plus, this won't be the end. We still have season 2 to look forward to. Even though there are leaks, I'm sure-

TaiKetch'em: BRO! BRO! They caught him! They finally caught him!

AF: Wha-What do you mean? Caught who?

TK: The hacker!

AF: The one who was making all the leaks?

TK: YES! He's in jail! And he's losing money now!

AF: WOOO! KARMA STRIKES BACK!

Both: *Dance with each other in celebration*

Deaf Guy: What the hell is all that noise!?

AF: …

TK: … *Throws pipebomb*

AF: Okay, we've made that ItsAndrewz joke too many times.

TK: But his videos are funny.

AF: True… anyway, we hope you enjoy the chapter.

(Hell)

So, we start with-

AF: Actually, quick disclaimer ahead. So, there won't be any more lemon chapters for the rest of the first season, and a friend who's been a big help made a suggestion.

TK: Wait, he's also suggesting sex ideas?

AF: Well, this time is not really a sex idea, more like… a small little sexual activity without going full-out sex.

TK: Not really much different.

AF: What do you know? You don't even write lemons.

TK: Okay, we cannot afford to get off track again. No more distractions.

AF: Alright… Lime ahead.

Vaggie got up this time. She went to the bathroom and she was… puking into the toilet. She coughed for a second before flushing it, then checked to make sure her nightgown wasn't stained before leaning against the wall.

"Oh, god, I can't go to Heaven." She groans while holding her head. "I gotta be there for Charlie and Ash, but… I can't… ugh, fuck." She kept groaning as she pulled herself up to the sink before looking at herself in the mirror. "Come on, Vaggie. You can't coward like this. You can't let them see you like this… but I can't let them find out."

She shook her head before leaning over the counter while panting, panic running through her mind. That panic was just from the thought of going to Heaven alone. She held her head, trying to calm herself and not show weakness.

"I can do this… I can do this… everything is gonna be fine. We'll be up and back down quickly, it won't take long. You can do this." She said to her reflection before putting herself to her feet.

She took a deep breath and let it out before turning to go into the shower. However, she stopped and did a double take. She looked closer at the mirror and stepped closer while squinting her eye, then moved her hands to her breasts and held them up. She felt a little weight that she didn't remember having before. It wasn't much, but she still noticed the difference.

Wondering if it was just her nightgown, she took it off, however, doing so made them feel heavier. She held them up and looked at them from different angles. She couldn't put her finger on what had happened to her.

"... Weird." She muttered to herself before she went to the shower.

(Meanwhile)

Ash woke up and instantly realized that this time, Vaggie was absent from the bed. He started to get concerned before he heard the shower running and his mind was at ease. Then he heard a groaning before seeing Charlie rising from the bed.

"Morning, sweetie." The blonde says while rubbing her eyes. "Vaggie's gone?"

"Yeah, just us again. Good morning." He says before looking around and saw that the Pokemon were asleep, seemingly unable to hear them.

"That's a shame." She then rolled onto her back.

"So… we're gonna be going to Heaven today. How do you feel?"

"I feel amazing! I'm finally being given a chance here and I will have an actual chance at convincing someone up there that I can make a difference and help my people." She says as he smiles in response. "What about you? What do you think?"

"Uh… still a little iffy about it. If I can be honest, I'm more worried that they won't listen or maybe… running into Adam." Ash says before scoffing at the mention of the man's name. "I still can't believe someone like him is even allowed in Heaven."

"I know, but again, they can't all be bad. I'm sure there's someone that's good. There's gotta be. At least if they agree to listen, then there's hope, right?"

"Yeah… yeah, maybe there is." Ash says starting to become cheerful again.

Charlie then laughs before looking back at him, then down at herself. "Hey, can I make a… bit of an inappropriate request?"

"Uh… sure? What's the request?"

"Nothing big, just…" She then turns over while pulling the side of her pajama shirt and freeing one of her breasts. "Would you mind…?" She says while gesturing down to it.

Ash blushed before looking at the sleeping pile. "Charlie, we might wake them." He whispered.

"It's okay, I'm not asking for sex, just… this… real quick." She tells him. "I just… I like how it feels with them in your mouth. Just for a few seconds, please?"

He looked back at the Pokemon and then shook his head. "Okay, but we gotta be quiet." He gave in and she smiled. "Just this one, or-?"

"Both… but you don't have to-"

"No, it's fine."

(Lime alert! Lime is starting)

Ash rolled over slightly and leaned down while freeing Charlie's other breasts, cupping both of them before taking one in his mouth. She let out a quiet squeak at first, but as he continued, she started quietly moaning in both relief and bliss. The boy didn't go hard on her, only sucking lightly, half because he didn't want to make too much noise, more so because he didn't want to be rough with her at that moment.

This were some moments like this where she or even Vaggie would want him to do something that didn't involve full-on sex, so this wasn't too surprising for him now. Not that he didn't enjoy it, the feeling was pleasant and relaxing for him, especially since he could feel their heartbeat while touching them.

Then there came the odd feeling. It was… milk? At this point, he wasn't really surprised. First Vaggie, now Charlie. This had to be something about demons. Maybe after having intercourse for a certain amount of time, it makes them produce milk? That had to be it, or at least what he thought it was. He couldn't think of any other answer.

Despite that, he still found it tasty and refreshing. He then stopped sucking from that breast and moved to do the same to the other. He focused on her heartbeat while leaning to her calm and collected moans. Being weary of something bad happening at any point, a calming moment like this was probably for the best. He didn't know when something like this would ever happen again.

After a second, Ash stopped and pulled away again, this time he was done.

(Lime is over)

"Thank you." Charlie says while smiling.

"Don't mention it." Ash says before he gets up. "Before we go though. I gotta go back to my world to pack."

"Oh, do you really have to go?"

"Unfortunately. Pikachu and Riolu are okay, but… Hell's influence is kinda getting to my other Pokemon. I don't want them to get even more violent than they are now."

"I guess you're right."

Ash looked over and smiled before leaning down and giving her a peck on the lips. "I'll only be gone for a few minutes. I'll be back before you know it."

"Heh, alright. You better hold to that."

(Later)

Ash was in his normal clothes and was just in the middle of bringing his last Pokemon back to the ranch. After a count, he nodded, noting that he got them all back.

"Alright, everyone is here." Ash says before thinking of what to say. "Listen, I think you guys should stay up here for a bit. I don't think it's really healthy for you to stay in Hell for so long. Maybe you guys should just come down to visit."

After he said that, the Pokemon all looked sheepish. He then felt something cling to his ankle and looked down, seeing Oshawott looking up at him with sadness. He knelt and pat the otter's head, then Charizard came to his side.

"I know, buddy. I get you're gonna miss them." Ash says while petting him. "But it's for the best. Besides, it's not like it's goodbye forever." He says before standing up. "Just keeping the visits to minimal."

"Pika." He looked down at Pikachu. "Pika, Pikachu." He says while pointing at his house.

"Right, gotta get packing. Shouldn't be much. Not gonna be up there for long." The boy says before looking at the rest of his Pokemon. "I'm probably not gonna be back for a while. So, wish me luck, okay?"

The Pokemon all nodded in agreement, and with that, their trainer left to get ready. After that, the Pokemon all started looking at each other, talking about what happened yesterday. Riolu looked at the electric mouse who in turn looked at the rest of the Pokemon before taking a deep breath.

(Pokemon Translation Mode: On)

"I've never seen him get so angry at someone before." Bulbasaur says.

"Yeah, I know. He's usually never like that with anyone, not even Team Rocket after all they do." Squirtle also says.

"I'm kinda worried about him. Do you think maybe that place is doing something to him?" Oshawott asks.

"Alright! Everyone! Attention please! Hello! Hey! Everyone over here!" Pikachu called as all the Pokemon around stopped chattering and looked at him. "Is everyone paying attention?... Okay good. Now I know there have been some things happening lately and firstly, I wanna address what Oshawott said, he does have a point."

"I knew it!" Oshawott says proudly.

"But that being said, it's just him that being affected by that place." The electric mouse continues. "Look, Ash hasn't changed. He just… he's just getting pushed a little off rip by the things in that world, however, I don't think it's as bad as what's going on with the rest of us." He says as some look puzzled. "I mean, yesterday, you guys kinda went a little too far with the fighting."

"How do you expect us not to go too far?" Charizard says. "After what that TV freak did, what I'm gonna do to him will make what I did to those other freaks look like mercy."

"And that's the problem right there. It's the level of violence you guys are showing." Pikachu continues as the dragon looks like he realizes what he just said. "I know it's Hell and all and people are prone to murder just about instantly, but… we can't let it make us think being that violent is okay. I mean, one of the guys got his frontal lobe bitten off completely."

"Uh, that wasn't me. Just saying." Gible says.

Pikachu gave him the side eye out of annoyance.

"I get that, but… these guys… I was told what they did to Ash and what they did to our pal here." Krookadile says while patting Charizard on the shoulder. "You know they could cause some real damage."

"Okay, fair point. Letting our guard down is a no-go, but the thing is the demons aren't as powerful as us. They're not as strong. They clearly aren't as durable as us. And also… you guys just up and killed without a second thought."

"Well, yeah, but they were sinners. They'll be back like we were told… right?" Krookadile says while waiting… but only silence followed in that moment. "R-right? They're gonna be fine."

"W-wait… were those guys sinners?" Oshawott asks.

"L-look, whether they were or not, that doesn't change that you… ya know." The electric mouse says.

"Ya know. I think he's got a point." Sceptile starts to say. "What if we into a Pokemon and start acting that way?"

"We weren't in a POKEMON battle. We were trying to defend the hotel." Charizard says.

"No, he has a point. I was getting there actually." Pikachu says. "Listen, I'm not here to scold you. Ash… he just doesn't want you to end up doing something you'll regret later."

After saying that, the other Pokemon started to chatter about what he was talking about, no less than agreeing with him. Riolu then walked up and put a hand on the mouse's side, reassuring him. Pikachu nodded before continuing.

"Yeah, so, like he said, maybe it's for the best you guys stay up here for a bit. Ya know, maybe practice going back to normal Pokemon battling and all. Like… without trying to kill." The mouse tells them.

"And what if we get called back to fight?" Charizard asked.

"We'll worry about that when it happens. Right now though… well, I pretty much already laid things out. So are we in an agreement?" Pikachu asks.

"... agreement on what?"

"Ugh…" The mouse slapped his face. "To stop being violent." He says as they all say 'Oh'. "Okay, all in favor say aye."

"Aye!" They all say.

"Good. Now… I'm gonna go and get back to him. Take care." He says while waving before walking off as the group broke apart.

Pikachu looked up at Riolu who gave him a thumbs up and he nodded back before they went on their way to their trainer.

(Pokemon Translator Mode: OFF)

(Ash's house)

As Ash was packing his suitcase, he looked at his backpack and contemplated taking it, but decided against it. As he was folding his pants, he forgot to check to make sure they were empty. One not being empty.

(Hell again)

"Okay, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket, and rain jacket-" Charlie says as she goes through her clothes in a suitcase. "Wait, does it rain Heaven? I know I asked that about the Pokemon world, but-"

"Charlie, you're only going to be in Heaven for a few hours." Vaggie tells her.

"Vaggie, 'we' are only going to Heaven for a day! And I just want to be prepared. It's our last chance to convince Heaven a soul can be redeemed."

"Yeah, I wish I could come, Sweetie, but I have that thing."

"What thing?"

"Ya know that thing with… t-the thing where… fuck, why am I so bad at lying?" Vaggie says to herself.

"Vaggie, you and Ash are my partners. I need you with me." Charlie says while taking her hand.

Vaggie saw her face gleam and couldn't resist. "Fine."

"YES!" Charlie cheered before kissing her, then being interrupted as Ash teleported into the room with Pikachu and Riolu on his shoulders.

"Alright." He held up a small suitcase. "Ready to go-Woah, that's uh… a lot? How long are we gonna be in Heaven for again?"

"A day, but I want to be prepared, you know." Charlie tells him.

"Right, uh… would it be okay to bring Riolu and Pikachu with us?"

"I don't see why not."

"Alright, then we're all good to go."

"Yep." Charlie then pulls down the flap to her luggage… only for it to bounce up. She tried again, same result. "I'm sorry, can you help me with this?"

"Yeah, sure."

While they were trying to close the suitcase, Vaggie had a second to see the two together. She put a hand up to her missing eye, then sighed. She didn't want to go, but she didn't want to leave them behind.

(Downstairs)

"OH! FUCK!" Angel groans as he steps through the front doors.

"HEHE! You look messy! What happened to you?" Niffty says while popping out of a plant.

"It's not what, it's who happened to me. The answer? Everyone!... Twice." He says as he walks over to the couch. "Val had me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. The absolute dickbag." He then drops face-first on the couch.

"Hey, guys, we're gonna-WOAH!" Ash was saying before an explosion interrupted him, frightening everyone as the Pokemon got off his shoulders. "OH! Not again!"

"What the fuck is up with that wall!?" Angel says in annoyance.

"WHAT UP, HOES!" An unfamiliar voice calls with laughter.

"Holy shit, Cherri Bomb!? Long time no see, baby!" Angel says before a Cyclops woman jumps through with a lit bomb in hand.

"Angie, ya bitch! You've been texting me depressing shit all day, figured we could tear shit up like old times. It's been fucking forever! Here hold this." She then tossed the bomb to Charlie.

"AH! Oh my god! Oh my god!" The blonde says.

"Careful! Careful!" Ash says as he takes it from her.

"Nope. Gimme that." Vaggie then snatches it and tosses out the broken wall.

"I love seeing ya Cherri." Angel says as the bomb caused an explosion that still reached enough of the hotel to blow dust inside. "But I'm too tired, I need to pass out." He then was about to fall on the couch again.

"Oho, you can sleep when you're double dead, fuckhead! Come on! What you… Oh!" Cherri starts to say before noticing the boy. "Yo! You're that motherfucker who beat the shit out of Vox!"

"And that's another person that knows I'm a human… and won't let me live that crap down." Ash says sarcastically before she throws an arm around him.

"Aww, don't be like that, mate. What you did, was badass as fuck! And really, really sexy." She laughed before giving him the half-lid stare. "I like a guy who can fuck up a shithead like that. ~"

"That's nice!" Charlie says while pulling the boy out of her hold. "Hi, I'm Charlie. That's my wall which you blew up and that's also MY boyfriend, you were all over. It's so nice to meet one of Angel's friends. He never brings anyone around."

"Pfft, wonder why."

"Yeah, me too."

Cherri rolled her eye before talking. "Whatever. Uh, where are the little guys here?"

"Little guys?" Charlie says, puzzled.

"D… do you mean…?" Ash says before pointing towards the Pokemon next to him.

"No, mate. The… the fucking shark and otter or whatever. I saw them around here. Small, but badass from what I've seen." Cherri laughed again, as the boy caught onto who she was talking about.

"Y-you mean Gible and Oshawott?" Ash asked.

"Is that their names? Cool. Where are they?"

"Uh…" He says before scratching his head. "Back in… my world?"

"Seriously!?" Cherri asks in annoyance. "Goddammit."

"W-wait, how do you know about Gible and Oshawott?"

"Ah, you don't need to know about that." She waved it off.

"I'd very much like to know though."

"Forget about it, mate." She then looked down at the other two. "Well, I saw what the rabbit can do, but what about this little guy."

"He's not a rabbit, and their names are Pikachu and Riolu."

"Okay, so what can they do? What kind of explosive shit do they have up their asses?"

"Trust me, if you think these guys are something, you should see his dragon." Angel says.

"Oh, you own that thing too? Sick."

"Excuse me, but…" Vaggie interrupted. "We're kinda on a time crunch. So are you gonna do whatever you came here to do or…?"

"Oh yeah, Angie. Come on you we're heading out for the night." Cherri then says.

"Oh, great idea!" Charlie cut in, much to the displeasure of the Cyclops. "Angel and everyone else have been working so hard. I think they deserve to have a little fun."

"I'm sorry, they?"

"That's right! Everyone! Angel and his friends are gonna be taking all of you out for a night of fun and relaxation!" She then called out to everyone else.

"Woah, hold the fucking phone. I'm only here for Ange-" Cherri started to say before the princess dropped a load of cash into her hands. "Never mind. Let's go!"

"Okay, now please make sure they have the best time tonight."

"Will do." She says while pocketing the cash. "Hear that, hot stuff?" She then suddenly pulled Ash away, much to the shock and annoyance of the princess. "You're gonna have the best night-"

"Wait, hold on." Charlie quickly cuts them off. "Ash is actually going with me and Vaggie, so… I'm gonna need you to let go of him." She said the last part through her teeth while smiling as her brows were furrowed… real sharply.

"Relax, princess. I'm not gonna steal your boyfriend." Cherri says before she leans closer. "Although, if you got room for one more… ~"

"I don't-" Ash tried to say.

"He doesn't!" Vaggie says while pulling him away. "He does not have room for ANY more."

"Relax, I'm just teasing the kid." Cherri says.

"Well, it looks like you're trying to pull something else." Charlie says through gritted teeth.

"Girls, it's really not that-" Ash tried to diffuse the situation.

"Oh, okay, well what if I kiss him right now? How would ya feel about that?" Cherri says as she steps closer to the boy.

"Don't you fucking dare!" Vaggie says while aiming her spear at her.

"WOAH! Woah! Easy!" Angel says while lowering the spear.

"Uh-" Ash started before a flash and rift appeared in the room. "Look! The portal to Heaven is open!" He called, catching their attention.

"OH! Right!" Charlie says, completely forgetting about the verbal battle and grabbing Ash, Vaggie, and the Pokemon before throwing them through it. "Bye!" She called before going through as well.

Once the portal was closed, the three lay on the road of presumably Heaven as the boy was the first to get up.

"Okay, uh…" He clears his throat before holding his hands out to the other. "Shall we?"

"... Yeah, we should." Charlie says as he helps them up before going ahead as his Pokemon jumps on his shoulders. "... Agree not to talk about what just happened?"

"About what just happened?" Vaggie asks.

"Right."

"Right."

(Meanwhile at the hotel)

"... Uh… what the fuck is their problem?" Cherri asked the spider demon. "What they can't handle light teasing?"

"Yeah, forgot to tell ya, they can be a bit… clingy to him. Like a dildo in an asshole clingy." Angel tells her.

"Wait, seriously?"

"Yeah, trust me. I have experience from it."

"Pff, well, maybe I should flirt with him more and see how ape shit they'll go." She laughs before hearing a spitting and turning around.

"Well-" Pentious says while dropping his glass. "If it isn't my arch-nemesis! Have you come to meet your fate in battle, Cherri Bomb?" He then says trying to show some swagger, only to trip over a suitcase left behind.

"No, I'm going out with Angel and unfortunately, I have to bring you lot along with me." The cyclops says before taking out gum.

"Oh, oh, you and me are… going out? Like for fun?" He says with a smile before looking dumbfounded. "I… I never thought this would happen. What… what should I wear?" He asks before she crushes his hand.

"Don't fucking touch me, you munted dickhead." She then walked over leaving him with a blush on his face.

TK: Boi seriously went from 'WE'RE ARC-ENEMIES' to simping in two seconds flat.

AF: … Yeah, seems fair.

TK: Yeah, that seems fair.

(In the sky above)

"Ash, Vaggie, look at this!" Charlie says enthusiastically as they walk up to a big golden gate. "It's so clean! Isn't that just amazing!"

"It is really beautiful." Ash says while looking around as the Pokemon look amazed.

"Yep, super cool. Heaven. Wow." Vaggie says sarcastically.

"Hiya!" A man with blonde hair and a halo suddenly appeared on a podium next to them. "Welcome to Heaven. Can I please get your name, young man?"

"Huh?" The boy says, taken aback at first. "Uh, Ash. My name is Ash Ketchum."

"Wait, Ash Ke… hold on." He then says before muttering as he starts going through a big book.

"Ash, I don't think you're gonna be on the list. Other world, remember?" Vaggie whispers to him.

"Right, I forgot. Hopefully, he doesn't think-" Ash started to say.

"Oh, here you are!" The man then says.

"... Wait, what?" The boy asks, shocked.

"Yeah, Ash Ketchum. Right here." He then turned the book and showed the boy's name in it.

"W-what? How is…?" Charlie starts to say.

"Yeah, it's really odd. You've been going on and off a lot." The man tells him as he turns the book back to him. "I mean, you were on for a full week before suddenly disappearing for another a few months back. Which… I don't know what you were doing, but if you're back on the list, then congratulations."

"Oh, uh… yeah, that's… odd. Hehe." The boy says nervously. 'Oh, I think I know what he's talking about.'

"Ash, you're on the list." Charlie whispers excitedly.

"Yeah, that's… surprising." Vaggie says.

"Oh wait a second, something's wrong here." The man says while looking at the book. "It says here you're not dead yet. That's really weird."

"... Well, that's cause he's with us." The princess quickly gets in.

"Ah, okay. May I have your name, please?"

"Uh, uh, Charlie Morningstar!"

"Charlie Morningstar… hmm." He then starts mumbling as he goes through the page. "I'm not seeing you on my list here. So many errors happening with this book."

"Uh, um, my dad got me this meeting, so…" She tells him, getting nervous. "Maybe try, Lucifer… Morning… star."

"OH FUCK!" The man says before closing his book and laughing awkwardly. "Yeah, hoooo, he he he. Yikes, am I right?" He says before flying down with his wings. "Are you sure you're in the right place? Cause I think you might be a little lost."

"Oh, here we go." Vaggie says in annoyance.

"No, uh… we're here for a meeting." Charlie tells him again.

"Saint Peter. We can take it from here." A voice echoed as they looked up and saw two beings floating down before changing into different forms.

"Woah…" Ash says in amazement.

The two angels had light skin and bright blue eyes. One being taller than everyone while the other looked to be Charlie's height and started to appear giddy.

AF: Okay, people have been begging this girl to be in the relationship, and… goddamn, I can see why.

TK: Unfortunately, until Season 2 comes out, we probably won't be doing anything-ANYONE WHO SPOILS THE SHOW IS GETTING BANNED FROM THE STORY!

AF: Bro, relax, first of all. Second of all, this is my story and you don't tell the readers what to do.

TK: Alright, sorry man.

AF: Good. Now as I was saying I can see why people want her and-ANYONE WHO SPOILS THE SHOW IS GETTING BANNED FROM THE STORY!

TK: Yeah, what he said.

"Greeting daughter of the Morningstar. I am Sera the High Seraphim of Heaven." The tall one says as the shorter one squeals. "You are gifted to be here."

"Hi, it is so good to meet you!" She says before she saw the boy and gasped before going over to him. "Oh my gosh, are you a human?"

"Y-yeah, I am." He says as she walks around him with excitement.

"I've never seen a living human before!" She says enthusiastically before seeing the Pokemon and squealing. "Oh my gosh! Hi, you cute little bun-bun!" She then says while scratching Pikachu's chin as he cooed.

"See? They're being nice to us." Charlie whispers to Vaggie.

"I can see that." The one-eyed woman says.

"So cute." The angel girl cooed before Riolu started sniffing her hand. "Oh, what're their names?"

"Well, this is Pikachu and this is Riolu." Ash introduced them.

"Emily. Please be polite." Sera says.

"Oh, sorry." The girl says before stepping back. "I'm Emily, the other Seraphim. Though you can call me Em. Emmy, E, whatever you want. I go by whatever." She says as screaming starts to fade in from above.

Then suddenly something crashes and bounces off the gate, causing the other to jump before the thing lands and rolls on the ground. The thing appeared to be an angel that looked like the short girl, being close to her size but was a male who was groaning in pain as he stood up.

"Ugh, way to stick the landing." He scolds himself before noticing the others and smiling brightly. "Hi! I didn't see you there! It's-WOAH! Are you a human?" He says as he notices the boy.

"Yeah, I'm a human." Ash says.

"No way. That is so cool!" He says before seeing the Pokemon. "Are those Earth animals?" He says before picking up Pikachu and looking him over. "Wow! The animal kingdom has grown a lot. I don't think we even have one of these up here yet." He says before the tall angel clears her throat and he hands the Pokemon back. "Right, sorry."

"It's fine."

"I'm the Seraphim, Phin. Well, the other, other Seraphim, anyway. Nice to meet ya." He introduces himself.

"Well, nice to meet ya, Phin."

"It's nice to meet you too. We don't get many living humans up here. I'm kinda really important. Haha… That's not true." He says before looking depressed. "I mess up a lot and am still getting used to the Seraphim thing… wait…" His eyes widened in realization. "I'm not supposed to tell you that! Biscuits… well, I was always told honesty is the best policy." He says awkwardly before Sera giggles.

"It's okay, Phin. You don't have to worry." She says.

"Right, sorry about that. Welcome to Heaven."

"Dearly beloved, it is my pleasure to say unto thee." Peter says as he floats up.

(Song: Welcome to Heaven… yes the title of the chapter)

Peter: Welcome to Heaven, oh-oh.

Where the virtuous reside 24/7, oh-oh.

People are happy that they died.

As he sang they entered the gates into a large and beautiful city.

'Cause here we got no worries, got no burglaries, no strife.

It's the perfect afterlife.

Welcome to Heaven, oh-oh.

Check out our sick decor, the spirits leaven, oh!

Please keep your brimstone off the floor.

We've got the best and brightest, the politest of the lot.

And everyone is hot.

As they passed by a story, a yellow angel with cat ears stepped, slurping a drink that he ended up spitting on another guy. His eyes went wide when he saw the group and looked back and forth at his cup and them before tossing it up and then dashing off as it landed on a random person.

Emily: Gosh, I'm so pleased to show some outsiders around.

After you see our realm, you'll never wanna go back down.

As she sang that, she took Ash's hands in hers which made Charlie and Vaggie suddenly look angry which got the boy worried before Sera leaned down and put a hand on his shoulder.

Sera: Of course, it is just temporary.

I'm sorry you can't stay.

Emily, Peter & Phin: 'Cause every single day in Heaven is a happy daaaaaaaaay!

Welcome to Heaven, yeah!

Phin slipped and fell on his back as Peter was left panting.

(Meanwhile)

"Shit, shit, shit!" The cat angel starts saying frantically before he bumps into someone.

"Oof, what the fuck Tenant!?" Adam says angrily. "Watch where you're going!"

"Adam! Adam, sir! There's-there's a-you have to-d'oh-doo waah!" The cat sputters.

"What did you say?" The white-haired woman next to them asked.

"There's there's a you have to d'oh doo waah! What the hell does that even mean?" Adam asks in annoyance.

"Sir, the human, and that demon girl, they-" The cat starts to properly say before the group runs past, not noticing as the three's eyes widen. "There! That's them! Right there!"

"Holy fucking shit balls. Am I seeing who I think I'm seeing?" Adam says while looking back.

"What is she doing here? How did she even get up here?" The woman says.

"Who cares? I'm ending this shit, right now!" Adam then started to march for the group before the other two stopped him.

"Sir, you can't go fighting with him, now!" Tenant says.

"Why?"

"Cause we're in public with all these people around."

"Better than waiting for the fucking Extermina-MPFH!" He started to say before the cat quickly covered his mouth, muffling him before the man slapped his hands away. "Don't put your hands on me, shit for brains!"

"Sir, what was the Seraphim's one rule." The woman asks him.

"Ugh, no one but the Exorcists can know about the Extermination, I know." He says before obnoxiously sipping his drink. "Seriously, don't fucking touch me, dipshit."

"You should listen to your lieutenants, Adam." An echoing voice made them all jump before they were suddenly summoned to a private room.

"Shit, Sera, you can't sneak up on a guy like that." Adam says.

"Your Highness, forgive me, but what are the hell-spawn doing here?" Lute asks her.

"You failed to control the demons unrest and now Lucifer is involved. Setting up an audience for his misguided daughter. Even worse, she's dragging an innocent human into this." Sera says before looking away with disdain at the window. "I never would've agreed to your… yearly activities, I thought it would bring trouble to our doorstep. Keeping Heaven safe was my only reason for allowing it."

"And? What do you want from me? I'm just one guy." Adam says.

"Sir, I think it'd best-" Tenant starts to say.

"I wasn't talking to you, asshole."

"I want you to do whatever you need to do to keep this problem from getting any worse. Are we clear?" Sera asks.

Adam sighs in annoyance. "Yeah. Got it."

"And what of the human?" Lute asked.

"Keep him out of this. For all we know, he possibly knows of the Exterminations as well. Unless we are sure he is under their influence we should leave him be and send him back to Earth." Sera tells him.

"Wouldn't really call him innocent or human if she saw-" Adam starts to say.

"Are we clear?" She says more sternly.

"Fucking-Yes! Again, I got it."

(Meanwhile)

"Okay, I love Heaven!" Charlie cheered as she fell on her hotel bed. "Vaggie, Ash did you see the ice cream shop? They have sprinkles made of rainbows!"

"Those are just rainbow sprinkles." Vaggie tells her, unenthusiastically.

"I mean, they could be made of rainbows. You never know." Ash tells her.

"Emily and Phin are gonna take me to a zoo where the animals are really soft! You wanna come?" Charlie continued.

"I mean, I wouldn't wanna pass up the opportunity to see some animals in Heaven." Ash says.

"I think I'm gonna sit this one out." Vaggie says while sitting on the bed. "But hug a koala for me."

"Oh my gosh, can you imagine hugging an actual koala? AH! See you when we get back!" Charlie then grabs Ash and pulls him out with her. "This is gonna be awesome!"

Charlie prances down the hall happily as Ash follows behind. He looked at Riolu who was looking back in concern. He also looked back to where the room was as he and Pikachu mirrored the jackal's expression. He could've sworn he felt something off with her tone when she talked. He hoped that she just needed some time alone.

(Back with Vaggie)

Now that she was alone, she lay on the bed -*KNOCK! KNOCK!* okay, she wasn't laying on the bed anymore. Out of annoyance, she went to the door and opened it-

"Hey there, Vag-asaurus!" Adam yelled as he busted in.

"Charlie and Ash will be back soon. You need to leave." She says with disdain.

"Oh, I'm not looking for the blonde, babe." The man continued as he walked in with the other two angels behind him. "I'm looking for you."

"Why?" She says, annoyed.

"Maybe cause you left the band. You tried for a solo career. Or I guess it's more of a… a…" Adam trailed off. "What's the word for three?"

"A trio, sir-" Tenant says.

"Trio!"

"I have no idea what you're talking about." Vaggie says, still annoyed.

"Do you really think I wouldn't recognize one of my top girls just cause you're out of uniform?" He then says as she looks shocked. "You were on the front lines. I'd never forget a bad bitch like you. It's why I named you after the best thing ever… Vagie."

"Actually, it's pronounced, Vaggie." She says.

He hummed obnoxiously for a second. "... Nope. Anyway, you sure fucked up, didn't you?"

(Flashback)

An exorcist flies through Pentagram City, spotting on small demon before chasing it. As soon as she cornered it, she heard it crying. Looking at it, she realized it was actually a child. Her deadly gaze softened before she took off her mask, revealing herself as… Vaggie. Two eyes and with short hair.

She looked around for a second before sighing. "Go, get out of here. Run." She told him.

He looked surprised but listened and ran off. Just as she was about to put her mask on, she was suddenly grabbed and turned around before… she screamed as she fell to the ground, holding her bleeding face as her eye fell to the ground before getting stabbed, then her getting stomped on.

"Filth like you has no place in Heaven." Was the last thing she heard before her wings were ripped from her and her halo thrown away.

(Later)

"Hey!" She groaned while hearing a distant voice. "Hey, are you okay?"

She blinked a few times before she started to make out a white face with rosy cheeks.

"Oh, my god. Uh, hold on." She then took out a bandage and wrapped it around her face, covering her lost eye. "It's okay, I can get you out of here. Come on."

(Flashback over)

"And you managed to land Lilith's little hottie. I guess that's a congratulations." Adam chuckled.

"Their love is vile and blasphemous." Lute says with venom.

"Hot as fuck though." He says before Tenant looks miffed at him. "Not to mention, you're fooling with double. That bitch and that human brat at the same time?" He laughed before sighing. "Does he fuck both of you or do you all fuck each other in a big fuck pile?"

"I'm not answering that." Vaggie tells him.

"Fine, I'm believing the second one. That kid must've won the lottery and at his age… he'll learn what the real world is like in no time." The man chuckled before noticing something. "Damn, your tits got bigger being down there? Or are ya just stuffing your bra?" He says while pointing at her chest.

"Fuck off!" She says while slapping his hand away.

"Just asking. Ya know, I wonder what your whores would think if they found out you are actually one of us."

"What do you want?"

"Oh, you wanna know what I want? Ya know you left us with a lot of shit to pick up on. And because of your ignorance, I had to hire someone to take your place, and I ended up with this dipshit." Adam says while gesturing to Tenant.

"Yeah!" The cat says before realizing what he said then saying in annoyance- "Hey!"

"So, what I want is simple. Work for me again, and at the hearing, you're going to help me shut this kindergarten snowflake bullshit down for good."

"Never going to happen." Vaggie tells him.

"Oh, that's totally cool then. I guess I'll just tell little Miss Butterflies and Rainbows and the high school dropout they've been fucking someone who's killed 'thousands' of her people. I'm sure your relationship will be fine. See ya in court." With that, they left, slamming the door.

A few seconds pass by after that before dropping her head, then running to bed and falling on it. She buried her face into the pillow before sobbing as her voice was muffled from the fabric. After a second, she lifted her face, tears running down her one eye that had already stained the pillow as she panted before touching the left side of her face.

Then she looked at her wrist, seeing the bracelet that one of her lovers gave her. She moved it in front of her and then touched the beads. The thought of either of their smiling faces flashed in her mind.

"Charlie… Ash…" She closed her eye. "I don't know what to do."

(Meanwhile)

"OOOH! So cute and cuddly!" Charlie says as she's hugging a koala.

"Yeah, and that's just one of the few other animals that's cuddly and adorable here." Phin tells her. "My favorites are the penguins."

"Oh, can we see the penguins?" She asks while letting the koala climb back onto the tree.

"Yes! Come on!" He says while ushering her and the others in one direction.

"He really gets excited for these. He has a lot of penguin merchandise." Emily giggles before they stop as they see it is blocked off.

"Wha… why is it closed?" Phin says in surprise.

"Oh!" The other Seraphim pointed at a sign. "It's cause of the performance happening tonight."

"Ah, right. You guys are gonna love it, it's…" Phin starts saying before realizing. "Oh wait, no. You're not gonna be here tonight. It's at the same time court is. Oh man, I'm sorry."

"It's okay. It was a nice thought." Charlie says.

"Hey, don't worry. Maybe you can come back here sometime." Emily says as she puts a hand on her shoulder.

Ash looked at the picture of the penguins and appeared intrigued. "They do look cute. Shame we can't pet them."

"Again, sorry. We can still see some other animals." The Seraphim tells him.

The boy nodded. The more he looked at them, the more he couldn't help but feel like they looked like a certain Pokemon he once saw. Then his focus was broken when he noticed one of his shoulders feeling lighter before noticing the Seraphim looking down. He followed the direction of her eyes and saw his jackal friend sniffing her.

"Oh, hello little guy. Whatcha sniffin'?" She asked as she knelt to her level, then suddenly the Pokemon jumped at her, making her squeak for a second as she stood up with the jackal clinging to her.

"Riolu!" Ash says as he was about to grab him.

He stopped though as he saw the girl hold him up before he suddenly started nuzzling against her, making her laugh.

"Oh, you are such a little sweetheart!" She says before nuzzling him, and then holding him like a baby.

"Bau! Bau!" Riolu barked happily.

"Hehe, he must really like you, Em." Phin says while reaching out before Riolu sniffs and then rubs against his palm. "Aw."

"Yeah, he gets along with a lot of people. Never seen him get this clingy with someone though." Ash says.

"Can I hold him?" Phin asks.

"Do you wanna, bud?" The boy asks before the little jackal reaches out. "I think that means yes."

Emily then handed Riolu to Phin and the jackal was quick to not just nuzzle, but climb onto his shoulder. "He gets attached quickly."

"Yeah, I know that." Charlie says.

"He learned the shoulder riding from somewhere." Ash says while looking at Pikachu who just playfully rolls his eyes.

"Do you have any more like them?" Emily asked excitedly.

"Yeah, a few, but… they're all at my home and I unfortunately can't bring them here." He explains which made her look sad for a moment. "But I mean, if I ever come back, I'll show you some."

"I'd love that!" Emily then says as she takes his hands in hers and smiles brightly. "I'd be happy to see what else you have."

As she held his hands, Ash suddenly felt a wave of warmth just from them. Something that felt joyful, yet gentle. She noticed how long he was holding her hands and started to blush, smiling at her, which only intensified it.

However, in the corner of his eye, his smile dropped when he saw Charlie. Instead of looking happy, she had red and white in her eyes while looking at their hands. As much as he didn't want to be rude, for the sake of his girlfriend, he pulled his hands back.

"So, uh… what other animals are there here?" The boy asks, trying to break the ice.

"I'm glad you asked! Come on! We still have a lot to show off." Emily says cheerfully.

"Yeah, you're gonna love these next ones, come on." Phin also says.

Charlie then goes up to Ash and hugs his arm before forcing a smile. "I'm sure we will."

The angels then started to lead them away while chattering about something they couldn't hear. The boy noticed how tight the princess was holding his arm and saw she was looking away, appearing sour.

"Charlie, I know I was holding longer than needed, but-" Ash tries to tell her.

"Ash, I'm not blaming you for that, but seeing you holding her hands like that, it just…" Charlie starts to say before her sour expression dissipates and she groans while holding her head. "I'm sorry. I've been acting off lately and… I don't know what's wrong with me."

"It's fine." He stepped in front of her and stopped. "I don't mind, but I'm just worried about you. I know we're going to a trial and it's probably gonna be stressful, so let's try to enjoy our time here while we can. Okay?"

"Yeah, okay."

"Alright, now come on." Ash then says before looking back, then realizing something. "Emily? Phin?"

(Cut to the angels)

"And these are the lions." Emily says while showing off the exhibit they were in.

"Now, it is said that lions are dangerous creatures on Earth, but here, they are tame and you can…" Phin started to say while still holding Riolu before slowly stopping and looking around. "Ash? Charlie?"

"Oh no, did we leave them behind?"

(Back with our original group)

"Okay, uh… this is no big deal, uh…" Ash says.

"Wait, where's Riolu?" Charlie says as she looks around frantically.

"Oh boy, he's still with them."

"No, no, no, no-" The princess began to mutter.

"Don't worry! We'll find them." Ash says while rubbing her shoulders and they start walking again. "This place isn't that big I-OOF!" He suddenly bumped into a cart that fell over and out fell-

"NO! My grandfather's cabbages!" An angel yelled as he frantically started picking them up.

"I'm so sorry, sir." He says while helping. "Here, is this… that's all of them right?"

"DAH!" They heard a yelp and looked to see someone had slipped on one.

"Sorry, sorry about that." He says as he picks up the cabbage before the other angel takes it from him and walks away. "Are you okay?" He says while helping him up.

"Yeah, I'm fine-OH FUCK!" The angel he helped said while jumping back.

The angel in question was a guy covered in yellow fur, had orange sclera with green eyes, and had light blonde hair, cat ears, and tail.

"What are you doing? We need to gather the Se-Oh fuck." Another angel appeared, a woman with white hair and yellow eyes.

"Uh… hi?" Ash says, awkwardly.

"Y-you're… y-you're…"

"I… am a human, yeah. Nice to meet ya. I'm Ash."

"And I'm Charlie, it's nice to meet you." The princess introduced herself.

"Oh, we know who you-AGH!" The cat started to say before the woman elbowed him hard.

"Nice to meet you too." She says as the cat rubs his elbow before she whispers. "Play along."

"What?"

"It's just ya know… really weird to see a human up here, much less… a demon." She says the last thing through her teeth.

"Look, I know we as demons don't have exactly… the best representation, but… I'm here to show that it's actually possible to do so. We have somewhere to be in a little bit actually." Charlie says.

"Not like you could prove-AGH!" The cat started to say before he was elbowed again. "I mean, so do we."

"Yes, we do. Seems despite being a demon, you think that's possible." The angel woman says.

"I do think it's possible, and I'm gonna prove it tonight." Charlie says as she already was starting to look annoyed.

"Ah-huh… what about you, boy? You think it's possible?"

"Yeah, I do. In fact, she's gonna help a lot of people." Ash then says while taking the blonde's hand in his as she smiles while blushing, which makes the woman look annoyed.

(One more cut)

"Are you sure we came this way, Phin?" Emily asked as they walked around.

"Yes, we came from the penguin exhibit, and then-" Phin starts going on.

Riolu's nose then started wrinkling before he looked around, spotting Ash and Charlie not far away. However, when he saw the other angels, suddenly his pupils shrank. Then he started barking aggressively as he jumped out of Phin's hold and dashed towards the angels.

"HOLY SHIT!" The cat angel yelled as he jumped onto the other angel.

"Woah! Woah!" Ash yells while catching the jackal and holding him back as he keeps barking aggressively. "Riolu, calm down!"

"Get off me!" The woman yelled in annoyance.

"No way in hell!" The cat man yelled back.

"Pika, Pika!" Pikachu says to the other Pokemon.

"Riolu, please stop!" Charlie says while also holding the jackal as his barking slowly turns into growls. "I am so sorry about him. He's usually friendly."

"Yeah, I don't know why he's acting like this." The boy explains.

"Well, I can name a few reasons." The cat angel says with disgust.

"Being what?"

"Cats and dogs don't get along. It's common sense."

"But… we have a cat back at home and he gets along with her just fine." Charlie says.

"Yeah, he's only ever got hostile with one other… person…" Ash trailed off.

As he remembered the last person he did that to, he slowly looked back at the two. He started to realize why the jackal was acting the same way. Then as he looked up, he couldn't help but feel like he had seen their halos before.

"... I think he's catching on." The cat whispers to the woman.

"Yeah, no shit, sherlock. Get off me." The woman angrily whispered to him.

"What? So I can get mauled by that thing?"

"It's a tiny fucking dog! It's not gonna hurt you."

"Ash, Charlie!" They heard as they turned to the Seraphim.

"Hey, guys." Charlie says.

"Sorry, we got separated." Emily starts to say before she notices the jackal growling. "What's up with Riolu?"

"I don't know. He's not usually like this."

"That's weird." Phin says before he notices the other angels whose eyes widen with worry. "Oh, hey! We haven't seen you in a while."

"You know these guys?" Ash asks.

"Yeah, that's Te-" Phin started to say. "Where'd he go?"

The woman then noticed the cat wasn't in her arms and looked around. She caught him running to the gate before jumping over it. She just looked in annoyance before smacking her forehead in the same manner.

"Well, anyway, that's Lu-"

"AHAHAHAHA!" The woman laughed aggressively. "Phin, Emily, the high Seraphim wishes to see you."

"Oh, already?" Emily says whining before dropping her head. "I'm sorry we couldn't show you more of the zoo."

"It's okay. I got to see a good amount of it at least." Charlie says, disappointed.

"Ah, it's okay. Next time we see each other, I'll show you the penguins. Trust me, they are the best!" Phin says before the woman clears her throat. "Right, sorry. See you after… during court."

"I really hope we do meet again." Emily also says before Riolu looks at her. "Oh, it's okay. I'll see you again soon." She says while scratching his head before she leaves with the other angels. "Bye! Have fun!"

"See ya around." Ash says before they were gone.

"It was fun while it lasted." Charlie says before looking at the jackal. "Riolu, why did you charge at them like that?" She asks as the Pokemon's ears fold back.

"Maybe we should head back to the room and relax a bit. Hopefully, that'll calm him down."

"Okay, good idea. Come on." She then took his arm and they started to leave.

As they were leaving, he looked back in the direction the other angels left and couldn't shake the feeling something was up.

TK: Mandatory thank you to Lord Ashwood the 42nd… again.

(Later)

And now was the time for court. It was a lot different from courtrooms Ash remembered seeing in some shows. A ceiling so far up he couldn't see the top, many different angels sitting above them, Sera being the highest with Emily and Phin by her side, while the group… was the only ones at the ground level, sitting behind a desk that the Pokemon were using as a seat.

"Okay, got everything I need…" Charlie pulls out some speech cards. "Is this too much?"

"I don't think so." Ash says after taking a look, then looks at his other girlfriend sweating bullets. "Vaggie, are you okay?"

"Huh?" Vaggie says nervously before quickly wiping the sweat off her face. "Yeah, I'm-I'm just… overwhelmed by all the-the-how many angels are… are here… right now."

"Don't worry. It's not gonna be long. Just in and out without-" Charlie started to say before she noticed something. "Wait, is that…? D-didn't we see those two earlier?" She says while pointing ahead.

Ash looked where she was pointing and raised a brow. It was the white-haired woman and cat angel in one of the boxes, staring down at them with disdain. At first, he got puzzled, but then he turned his head and saw the last person he wanted to see… Adam.

Memories flooded in of their first encounter, and it made his face scrunch just seeing him walking in all smugly. He wasn't the only one though. The moment the man stepped into the room, Riolu was growling intensely.

"Oh, no. Not him again." Charlie groaned as she leaned back.

"What up, baby?!" Adam says in a singing tone as he flies up to the other two angels. "Saw that you went to my manager. Low blow, Karen!"

Ash held his tongue, wanting to say something or possibly even yell at him, but didn't. However, now that he saw them next to the other angels, he blinked for a moment, then his eyes widened. Those were the same angels from the first meeting with the 'first man'. He then looked at Riolu again, who was giving them a death glare and he understood why now.

"Here we go." The boy says to himself.

"We are gathered here today to determine whether or not a soul in Hell can be redeemed into the heavenly realm by means of this Hazbin Hotel." Sera starts off. "Princess Morningstar?"

"Thank you, Seraphim." Charlie says as she stands up, clears her throat, then looks at her cards. "Webster's dictionary defines-"

"Objection!" Adam interrupted almost instantly. "Lame and unoriginal."

"Sustain. No further dictionary references, please." Sera says.

"... Right, okay… uh…" She then went through her cards but soon got nervous as… all her cards were literally references.

"Do you have any actual evidence or are you just here to our waist time?" Adam asks obnoxiously.

"Give her a moment!" Ash called out, probably the only time he was gonna get to say something like that.

"We have a patron, right now who is making incredible progress." Charlie tells him.

"Who?"

"Angel Dust."

"Who?" Tenant asks, puzzled.

"Oh yeah, the porn demon. He's worth redeeming." The man then blows a raspberry.

"How do you even know who that is?" Ash asks, unfortunately, the distance made it hard to hear.

"Well, if you know so much. What do you think it takes to get into Heaven?" Charlie calls out.

"Ummmm, w-w-well… uhhhh… uh…" Adam trailed, not having an answer.

"Is everything okay, Adam?" Sera asked.

"Give me a fucking minute, okay?" He then takes out a paper and starts writing while mumbling.

"... Is… is he allowed to say that to her?" Tenant whispers to Lute.

"Done." Adam then tossed the letter to them.

"Act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man-Are you fucking kidding me?" Vaggie says as she slams the paper on the desk.

"Uh, no. Sure got me here, didn't it?" Adam says before laughing nervously. "Right, Sera?"

"He was the first human soul in Heaven." Sera says.

AF: Actually, that Abel, dumbass-

TK: Bro, it's not that deep.

AF: Just saying.

"Well, I bet Angel is doing all of those things right now!" Charlie tells him.

"Then let's fucking see it, bruh!" Adam then snaps his fingers.

Suddenly a ball of wind forms in the center of the room before turning into a large ball of light. As Charlie was getting up from her seat to the ball, Ash realized something.

"Wait… isn't Angel-" He started to say.

"Your honors, may I present exhibit A!" Charlie then says while gesturing to the sphere… only for her smile to fall once she realized what it was showing. "Oh no."

TK: Okay, how many words are up to as of this moment?

AF: … 9621. Counting this sentence.

TK: Okay… just a little more.

(Down in Hell)

This hour is being spent at a club with many demons dancing, and the hotel group hanging at the bar. Bad place… even worse timing.

"WOO! Isn't this place the fucking best?" Cherri cheered.

"I'll admit, 'Consent' is a good name for a sex club." Husk says with a smirk.

Then Pentious noticed someone zoom by. "Niffty, dear, what are you doing?" He asked.

"I'm sweeping! Urgh, look how icky it is in here!" Niffty says as she was practically swinging her broom around the floor.

"That's because we're at a club, dear."

"Oh, I thought the hotel looked different." She says before dropping the broom and giggling to herself.

"Ms. Bomb, I-I-I'd like to buy you a drink." Pentious offered the cyclops.

"Why? Aren't we arch-rivals?" She asks smugly.

"Uh… um… because… I'm buying everyone a drink!" He then yelled out loud.

Everyone cheered at the mention of free drinks.

"Good, I need a drink after today." Angel says while sighing. "Ya know, Val, he's… he's into this waterboarding shit now. I don't know, it's a kink."

"Angel, enough with the Val talk. He's already ruined your whole day. Don't let him ruin your night, too." Cherri says before pulling out some pills. "Here, take one of these and you won't be worrying about nothing."

"Here we go." Husk rolled his eyes.

"Oh, what? The drunk sobered up long enough to judge us."

"I ain't the one trying to get into Heaven. Look, you wanna fuck up all your progress? Be my guest." The cat says disappointedly. "I just thought you were better than that."

"Thanks, Captain Buzzkill." She then showed the pills again. "Come on, Angie. Let's get fucked up. It's been too long."

"I… I don't know. It's been a rough night. I don't know if I wanna get too wild." Angel says as the cat looks impressed.

"Come on, bitch. If you really have been working that hard, you deserve a little R and R. Some THC, or maybe PCP with DMT. Aw fuck it, let's see where the night takes us, huh?" Cherri continues to say.

(Heaven)

"THC? PCP? DM-What is that?" Ash asks as the girls got worried.

"Uh, nothing! You don't need to know any of that." Charlie quickly says.

"Actually, I'm kinda curious too." Phin says.

"Oh no…" Sera says before covering her face.

"Yeah, what does any of that stuff mean?" Emily asks, curious before the tall angel leans down to their level.

"Something inappropriate that you don't need to know."

(Hell)

"Cherri, I bought you a shot." Pentious says as he places two shot glasses down… only for her to look bored a them. "Because I'm buying everyone another shot!" He called out again as the crowd cheered.

"... Fuck it, let's do it!" Angel says as he snatches one of the glasses.

Husk slapped his face before sighing in annoyance.

(Heaven)

They saw it all.

"Heavenly people, what more do you need to see? The porn star chose a night of debauchery. That ain't a soul worthy of being in Heaven." Adam says as he and the other angels look smug.

"Um… objection!" Charlie called out, getting the other angels' attention. "Are you really telling me you've never had a drink with friends after a hard day?"

"Uh, we don't have hard days. It's fucking Heaven, bitch." Adam was still being smug. "You seriously gonna sit there and pretend this behavior is okay?"

Ash's fist started to tighten while Riolu's growl intensified. He quickly loosened his grip and sighed, not wanting to make a scene.

"What do you think?" The man then asks while looking at Vaggie.

"I… uh… I have to go to the bathroom!" She quickly says as she gets up and runs out.

"What!? Vaggie, can you hold it!?" Charlie asks before the door slams and she looks frustrated before turning to pleading. "Angel will make good decisions. Come on, we have to keep watching! Please."

Sera only sighed. "I don't know."

"Come on. We've only seen so much." Phin says.

"Yeah, let's give him a chance." Emily also says.

Sera inhales before looking at Charlie. "The court will allow it."

"FUCK YES!" Charlie then shouts which shocks the Seraphim. "I mean, heh, thank you."

"Wait, why is it alright for him to swear!?" Ash called out.

"Uh, cause fuck you!" Adam says while giving him the middle finger. "Listen, brat, you gotta learn to respect your elders, okay?"

"You are NOT my elder!" The boy growled.

"Bitch, I'm the original dick! If it weren't for deez nuts, you wouldn't even exist, so be grateful. Thanks."

The more he spoke the more rage began to build. Charlie quickly put a hand on his shoulder, allowing him to push the anger aside for now. He sighed before sitting back down, then looking at the sphere in the middle of the room as Vaggie returned and sat with them.

'Please, Angel. Make this right.' He thought.

(Hell)

"ROUND TWELVE MOTHERFUCKERS!" Cherri says as dropped several glasses onto the table. "Heels are coming off!"

"YEAH! Keep'em coming!" Angel cheered while taking one. "Right here, right to daddy."

"Wonderful to have friends!" Pentious cheered as well.

"Ah… shame that kid ain't here. Bet he'd be jealous." Cherri says.

"Please, he wouldn't touch this shit with a ten-foot pole." Angel says.

"Whatever. He wants to avoid having fun? His loss."

"Everything's spiney, hehe." Niffty says as she reaches for a glass as well.

"Ha, I think you're done, tiny." Angel says while taking the shot as she reached for it.

"Oh, come on, bitch! She can take another." Cherri whined.

"She's like ten pounds soaking wet and…" He stopped and looked around. "Oh shit, where'd she go?"

He then heard some annoyed yelling and ran to the source. Niffty was there, using a tablecloth as a bag as she was wiping everything off of another group's table, getting them annoyed.

"Make it clean!" She says.

"Dammit, Niffty!" Angel says while coming over before pulling out lots of cash. "Sorry, fellas. Next one's on me." He then tosses the stack at them, which makes them fight over it. "Niffty!?" He called while looking around. "Shit!"

"Chlorine… Bleach…" Niffty was cackling to herself as she was stashing cleaning products.

"Angie! The fuck you doing!?" Cherri asks while cutting him off from the small gremlin. "You're supposed to be relaxing. Not playing nanny."

"Look, she ain't used to this scene. I just don't want her to end up in the gutter like me." Angel tells her.

"Pfft, whatever, nerd. Just catch up when you're done." The taller cyclops then walks off.

Niffty kept giggling which made the spider demon look annoyed before picking her up. "Niffty, stop! You can't take that-GH! God! Why are you bein' such a mess!?"

"I'm the mess?" Then… Niffty burst out crying.

"Oh, oh shit! Hey, hey, hey… calm down, ya ain't a mess. It's fine…" Angel tried to calm her down. "... Hey, you wanna play with the kitty?"

After a second, the sobbing died down. "Yeah…"

Husk was just downing a bottle until the gremlin was placed on his head. "The fuck is this!?" He says as she pulls on his eyebrows.

"She's waisted. Just go with it." Angel tells him.

"R… really?" He says as she pulls on his ears next before he groans in annoyance.

"Ahh, hey, wow!" Pentious says while falling over. "Hey, so…" He slithers over to Cherri who was looking bored. "I see the club has a sex room. So, I was wondering if you would like to… ummm, do a… sssssssex with me?"

"*Snort* I'm sorry, tell me why we would have sex?" Cherri says while giving him the side eye.

"Uh… uh… because…" Pentious tried to think. "I'm having sex with ever-"

"Pentious! Bud." Angel says while putting a hand on his shoulder. "It ain't worth it. Trust me." He says before the snake just sighs dejected.

"Ya know, we can do this fucking shit every fucking night." Cherri says to Angel as the cat arrives with the gremlin. "Come on, Ange. You don't have to spend all your off hours 'working on yourself', you little bitch."

"The hotel is not the problem for him, it's-" Husk starts.

"Valentino." Angel says while glaring off.

"Exactly, so why don't you-"

"No! There!" He then points.

On the other side of the dance floor sat the moth pimp who was busy smoking while two girls sat at his side.

"You're gorgeous. Do you need a job?" He asks one of the girls. "How many dicks can you suck?"

"Uh… l-let's get the fuck outta here. K? Come on." Angel says as he starts to leave only to stop when he realizes something. "Where's Niffty?"

"Bad boy!" Niffty says as she scurries over to the Overlord.

Groaning, the spider demon ran, squeezing through the crowd and annoying them. As soon as he reached her, he quickly grabbed her, falling to his knees in the process.

"Holy shit, Angel Dust?" Valentino says, shocking him. "What are you doing here, baby? Didn't get enough dick today?"

"Funny." Angel muttered.

"And who's this Chiquita? You're bringing me fresh meat?" He says while reaching out, only to jump back when the gremlin tries to bite him.

"I just want a taste." She continued saying.

"Ehh, weird, but there's a kink for that, I'm sure."

"Fuck off, Val." Angel says while getting up.

"Excuse me?"

"I said fuck off!" He says again as the music suddenly stops. "I may have to put up with your bullshit, but you ain't fucking with any of my friends."

"You forget who you're talking to." Val says as he forms a chain around one of his wrists and pulls him in. "I own you bitch."

"Yeah, you do… in the studio. You can do whatever you want to me there, but out here, I do what I want. So again… fuck off-"

Smack!*

He fell to the ground coughing as his nose bled.

"Enjoy the rest of your night, bitch. I'm going to enjoy making you pay for it tomorrow." Val continued to say.

"Fucking dickhead." Cherri says in anger.

"Fuck it." Angel wipes his nose and walks away. "It was worth it."

"Good job." Husk says while leading him back.

Val just glared- "AH!" Not before part of his… mane thing got ripped off. "What the fuck!?" Then Niffty popped up with a horrifying laugh.

"For my collection… Wait up, guys!" She then jumped down and scurried to them, leaving the Overlord frightened.

"Did you just call these cunts your friends? Thought that was my job." Cherri says, impressed.

"There's room for everyone. Ya know, you could come crash with us too." Angel says.

"Okay, Angie, look, I'm glad this hotel shit is working for you, but I'm fine! You know me bitch." She says while elbowing him. "Anyway, Imma go fuck the first guy I see."

"W-wait, I-I-" Pentious tried to say.

"But if you need me, you know where to find me." She finishes before grabbing a random guy and pulling him into one of the rooms.

Pentious watched, then slapped his face before hunching over and sighing again. Husk patted his back.

(Heaven)

Yes, everyone saw it, including Ash, who was proud of the spider demon, but felt bad for the snake all the same.

"See?! He did everything on your checklist. He wasn't selfish, he stopped Niffty from stealing, and he stuck it to the moth man!" Charlie says proudly.

"Uh… wel…" Adam started to get nervous. "Then why isn't he up here? HMMM!?"

"Yeah, why… why isn't he here?" Emily asks.

Sera only looked away, the other angels then started chattering to each other. Ash hardly even noticed Vaggie entering as he was looking at everyone, wondering what they were talking about.

"Wait, none of you know what gets someone into Heaven?" Charlie says while looking annoyed.

"This questioning stops now." Sera says, much to their shock. "We know when a soul arrives. When know when they pass through divine judgment." She continues before the younger Seraphim both look at the list Adam provided. "It is our job to ensure these souls are safe."

(Song: You didn't know)

Emily: But she was right, Sera.

She showed us a soul can improve.

Phin: He saw the light, Sera,

Checked all the boxes that you said would.

Emily: Prove a person deserves a second chance.

Phin: Now we turn our backs, no second glance?

Sera: It's not as simple as you think,

Not everything is spelled in ink.

Charlie: It's not fair, Sera.

Vaggie: Careful, Charlie, keep a cool head.

Ash: No! Don't you care, Sera?

That just because someone is dead, it doesn't.

Ash then got up and walked over to the sphere, replaying the last events.

Mean they can't resolve to change their ways,

Turn the page, escape infernal blaze.

Sera: I'm sure you wish it could be so.

But there's a lot that you don't know.

Lute: What are we even talkin' about?

Some crack-whore who fucked up already?

Tenant: He blew his shot, like the cocks in his mouth.

This discussion is senseless and petty.

The two then put their masks on before flying down with Adam.

Trio: There's no question to be posed.

He's unholy, case closed.

Did you forget that Hell is forever?

That part of the song started to make Ash angry again.

Tenant: Can't handle it? How weak.

Adam: We'll see you in one week,

Gotta say, I can't wait to-

"Adam." Sera says in concern.

Come down and exterminate you.

His hand started to glow blue once he was close.

Emily: Wait!

Adam: Shit.

Phin: What are you saying?

Emily: Let me get this straight,

You go down there and kill those poor souls?

Emily says as she and the other Seraphim fly down.

Charlie: You didn't know?

Lute: Oops.

Tenant: Well, the cat's out of the bag.

Adam: What's the big deal?

Emily: Sera, tell me that you didn't know.

Sera: I thought, since I'm older,

It's my load to shoulder.

Emily: No!

Sera: You have to listen, it was such a hard decision.

Phin: No.

Sera flew down and took their hands in hers.

Sera: I wanted to save you, the anguish it takes to,

Do what was required.

TK: I know I'm interrupting the song, but who else thinks it's ironic that she talks about protecting people while sounding and looking sadistic in that very frame? Seriously, comment and tell me or AF.

Emily: To think that I admired you, well,

She ripped her hands away first.

I don't need your condescension!

Phin then did the same as they both looked on in anger.

Phin: I'm not a child to protect!

Emily: Was talk of virtue just pretension?

Phin: Was I too naive to expect you

To heed the morals you're purveying?

Charlie: That's what the fuck we've been saying!

Ash then held his hand out to the male angel who nodded and took it while Charlie took Emily's.

Charlie/Emily: If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie!

Sera: Emily!

Ash/Phin: If angels can do whatever, and remain in the sky!

Sera: Phin, please-

Charlie/Emily: The rules are shades of gray,

Ash/Phin: When you don't do as you say,

Charlie/Emily/Ash/Phin: When you make the wretched suffer just to kill them again!

The last sentence made Sera look back as the other angels all looked shocked from seeing a replay of one Extermination on the sphere.

Charlie: I was told not to trust in angels.

Tenant: By her?

Lute: Ha! She should know.

Vaggie: We should go.

Charlie: No! Don't you see? We've come so close.

Look at them fighting, they're at each other's throats.

Adam: Don't you act all high and mighty.

Did you ever think your little girlfriend might be a liar?

"What?" Ash says in confusion.

Vaggie: Don't, Adam please

Adam: What's the fuss?

Why hide the fact that you're an angel just like us?

Before she could do anything the sphere suddenly showed a woman who looked exactly like Vaggie. Charlie saw and her face turned to horror. Pikachu and Riolu looked shocked by what they were seeing. Ash saw… his eyes wide, his lips slightly parted and his pupils shaking. He… was feeling a mix of emotions in that moment. Emotions that had yet to fully form.

The princess fell to her knees. Sera rose back to her podium and fixed her hair while taking a deep breath while the other two Seraphim joined her.

"I'm sorry." She starts to say, catching their attention. "But this court finds that there is no evidence that souls in Hell can be redeemed."

"Oh fuck yes!" Adam cheered.

"What!? No!" Ash shouts before stepping forward. "No there was evidence! We just showed you it!"

"This court finds that there is no evidence-" Sera tried to say again.

"There IS evidence! You can't claim that!"

"Alright, shut your ass up, you failed abortion!" Adam says as he shoves the boy back toward the girls. "I win! Suck it, bitches!" He says while giving the boy another shove, making him stumble. "You better save the date, cunts. Cause we're going for your hotel first." He then snaps his fingers.

"NO! You can't!" Charlie yelled as a portal opened behind them.

"You motherfu-!" Vaggie yells before they are pulled in.

"Charlie, Ash, don't give up! I'll think of something!" Emily called.

Pikachu was next to be pulled in. However, Riolu in anger barked as he resisted while running at the three angels. They stepped back when he tried to jump, only for the wind to pull him into the portal as well as it closed fully… or did it?

"Shit! I told you that mutt was after me." Tenant says.

"That was very uncalled for, Adam." Sera says with a stern gaze.

"Yeah, but did you see the looks on their faces?" Adam started to say before the Seraphim noticed something. "Wh…" He looked back, seeing a small yellow dot where the portal was that was slowly and shakily expanding. "What the fuck?"

The angels started muttering again when they saw it. Before they knew it, it stopped expanding when they saw fingers latch around the edges, then crackles echoed through the room as a portal was being cracked open. The next thing they knew, once it was big enough, Ash's head started to come through, before he looked up with blue eyes and rage filling his face.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Adam shouted as the crowd started to chatter in worry.

"H-how is-" Lute started to say before he ripped the portal open more.

Ash was growling in anger while grunting to keep the portal open and keep it from pulling him in. Then he looked up at the other angels who looked frightened to see him, but the one he was focusing on was the High Seraphim herself. Then he turned his attention back to the Excorcist trio before nearly losing his grip on the portal.

"You're not angels! You fuckers don't deserve to be called that!" He screamed out in rage. "You're nothing, but vile, disgusting-" Adam got pissed from that remark. "Self-centered, hypocritical-" He says as Sera covers her mouth. "Sinning monsters don't deserve to be called divine! You can't say the rules are black and white when your hands are stained with red!"

"Okay! Okay!" Tenant says while having the guts to walk over and put a hand on his head. "Back in you-" He tried to push him back, but he couldn't move the human. "B-back in-Back in you-" He struggled even with two hands. "Just get back already!"

He tried with all his might, but he couldn't even budge the human. Ash undeterred continued to pull the portal open and managed to get one foot through.

"How is… how is he doing this?" Phin says quietly.

"Look, it's over, okay! You lost-" Tenant started to say before he saw Ash's face. "Alright, I can see you're angry-AH!" Ash took a swing at him, making his head recoil as half of his mask broke apart, revealing his face and ear, this made him growl before reeling one hand back. "Okay, self-defense is justified."

"Wait, no-!" Sera started to say.

"Tenant, don't you dare-!" Lute started to say.

In just that second, when he thrust his hand forward, time slowed as Ash was suddenly sent back with his hat flying off. His eyes went wide and the blue glow faded away. While his perception was slowed, he looked down to see what happened. He saw a golden beam coming from the angel's hand… and spraying from his chest.

When time continued, Ash was gone through the portal in that same second and it collapsed, red blood spraying all over Tenant's outfit and falling to the ground, not after the boy's hat landed in the middle of the courtroom.

Everyone was left speechless. Adam and Lute were left in shock and fear. Sera and the other Seraphim stared in horror. And all the other angels were left in dread by what they had just witnessed.

Tenant on the other hand, once he snapped out of it, panted before looking shocked. Then he chuckled.

"Alright, problem solved." He says while dusting his hands. "Now we don't-AH!" He started to turn before Adam backhanded him, sending him crashing to the floor, right into the puddle. "Ugh, Adam, s-"

"What the fuck were you thinking!?" Adam shouted at him in anger as he yanked the other exorcist off the floor.

"I-I just thought-"

"YOU THOUGHT!? You fucking thought that was a fucking good idea!?"

"He wasn't going in! And he was clearly about to do something! I had to do something first!"

"Well, nice job, dumbass! Cause you did that shit in front of all these higher-ups!" Lute then says while gesturing towards the other angels.

Tenant looked around him. "I… I'm sorry, I just-"

"Sorry, doesn't fucking cut it." Lute says while aggressively grabbing him by the collar.

"Adam…" Sera says as they look up at her, seeing her look furious. "Leave… now."

Adam then looked scared, his ego shrinking at that moment. "I… I'm sorry." He says before glaring at the cat and shoving a finger in his face. "You're lucky I can't afford to bump you down to the fucking front lines, you stupid little shithead. Come on."

The man then flew off, Lute following a second later. Tenant looked at the other angels before lowering his head and then flying along. The other angels were still left wondering what they had seen, but they didn't wish to overstay and eventually left, leaving the Seraphim alone in the room.

Sera looked down at the other two, thinking of her next words. "Emily, Phin-"

"What was that?" Phin asked in an unusually angry tone as an eye appeared on his halo.

"That was not anything I planned or expected."

"But you could've stopped it." His fists balled up while eyes appeared on his shoulders.

"... I know. And I'm sorry you had to witness that."

Phin then looked at her with a glare. "You're sorry we had to witness that? Are you kidding me!? What in Father's golden graces was that all about!? Doing what was required!? A hard decision!?"

"You don't understand."

"No-That's cause you won't tell me! You won't tell us anything and you're still not telling us anything!" The younger Seraphim ranted before panting.

"Extermination… of Human souls." Emily started next as an eye appeared on her halo and chest. "Demon or not, there is no reason to be doing this!"

"They were uprising!" Sera says as eyes appear all over her body. "It is my position as the Head Seraphim to protect our people at all costs." She says as the eyes disappear. "And it's your position to keep them happy and joyful."

"How can I bring joy when I just watched an innocent human get executed in front of everyone after now knowing bringing misery to even more fallen mortals?" Emily asks her.

"Emily, Phin, Heaven needs us. Everyone looks to us and we can't doubt ourselves or worry about the fates of the demons when we have our own souls to protect." The eyes soon disappear from the other Seraphim as well. "Please… if either of you start to question, you could end up like Lucifer: Fallen." She then leaned down and hugged both of them. "I couldn't bear to see you suffer that fate, so please. Let me worry about this, okay?" She gave them both kisses on the head. "I'm sorry."

With that, she then left the room. It was just them after that.

Phin dropped his head and lightly floated down to the lower floor. He just stared at the bloody puddle, then looked at the list which had everything checked off. He squinted before sighing as he lowered his hand.

Then he noticed Emily fly down. She landed right where the boy's hat had. She knelt, then picked it up and held it close to her face. As she did, she couldn't stop the tears from escaping, even as she closed her eyes.

"I'm sorry, Ash."

(Meanwhile elsewhere)

"Sorry, you couldn't hit tonight, pal. Maybe next time." Angel tells the snake while patting his shoulder.

"I'm afraid there might not be a next time." Pentious says.

Next thing they knew the portal opened up in the middle of the hotel and the group came tumbling through.

"Hey, good to see you're back. How was the trip?" Angel asks, waiting for a response, only to not get one which made him puzzled as he saw them get up. "Uh, hello?"

Vaggie looked at the blonde who had her back to her. "Charlie… I-I'm-"

"Why?" Charlie says in a raspy tone that surprised the others. "Why didn't you say anything?"

"Charlie, I didn't… I-I didn't want you to-"

"DIDN'T WANT ME TO WHAT!?" Charlie screamed as she turned full demon while stomping towards her, making her fall. "Three fucking years we've been together! You made a promise to me! So WHY!? Tell me why!?"

Everyone was left speechless and frightened, even Niffty appeared scared from the outburst. Vaggie couldn't bring herself to say anything, she just stared with a look of fright on her face. Charlie looked on and panted with anger before tears started to form in her eyes, then as she looked at the rest of the hotel her face started to soften slightly as she stepped back.

Pikachu was frightened, but fright started to take a back seat he was the first to realize something. "Pi…" He looked around. "Pika… Pikachu!" He called out as he ran around the lobby, catching everyone's attention.

Pentious then realized something too. "W-where is Ash?"

The girls forgot about each other for a moment and looked around. It was only then did the absence of the start to register in their minds.

"No…" Charlie says in dread. "No…" She then ran to the doors. "No, no, no, NO!"

"Again!? Seriously, we need to put a tracker on that kid at this point." Angel says.

"No, he couldn't be…" Vaggie mutters to herself.

Riolu was struck with fear as well as the same emotion was starting to fill Pikachu's mind. If their trainer wasn't here then?

"NO!" Charlie yells as she bursts through the door, running past Alastor.

She slowed to a stop in the middle of the courtyard, then looked up. She stared at the bright light in the sky while fear, dread, and horror started to take over her face.

"ASH!"

(...)

His vision started to blur in and out. The only thing he could see for a minute was a bright light while feeling the wind blowing his hair forward. His limbs feel numb as he blinks several times. Only when the light was gone did he see the sky of Hell, the pentagram in the sky, and blood spewing into it as he fell.

How long had he been falling for? Seconds? Minutes? Hours? His thoughts were interrupted when he felt his body crash into the ground and a ringing blared in his ears. The only other thing he could hear was the sound of muffled coughing.

"Damn. You took a real no… Yo… yo that's the human."

Hearing that, he tried to look at who was talking, but could barely make out their shape.

"No way, he actually-OH MY GOD!"

"What? OH! Oh, that is… ugh… gross."

"What are you two doing? We can't stay…"

A second and third voice sounded, none of which he could make out.

"No way."

"... So… so he's dead?"

With whatever strength he had, he turned onto his stomach.

"Holy shit! He's still alive!"

"By god."

He coughed out the blood that had filled his lungs, gasping for air while doing his best to look at them.

"Please…" He says, his voice very horse. "Please… help… me…"

As he managed to get the words out, he felt his consciousness slipping away. His vision started to go dark. The last sound he heard was a clanging noise coming towards him. Then that was it… before everything went black.

To be continued…

AF: …

TK: … So… thoughts?

AF: … Uh, yeah… what the fuck was that?

TK: That my friend, was the unexpected.

AF: No, no, no, what the fuck was that!? You just killed off my main character!

TK: Um, actually I didn't.

AF: What do you mean you didn't!?

TK: Find out next time on Drag-

AF: Don't you fucking dare pull that shit.

TK: Okay, I'll you, but… I can't tell the readers about it.

AF: I think it's a little late for that.

TK: Well, whatever. Let's get off this and I'll tell you about it.

AF: … *Sigh*... thank you all for reading uh… if you… didn't expect that ending, neither did I, so… yeah. See you next time.