Disclaimer: I'm not Shannon Messenger. She wrote Keeper of the lost cities. I did not. I merely enjoy it.

Happy holidays! Sorry, you would think I would update more frequently during the holidays, but I had no idea what to write about. I guess there's nothing else to say, so the react is: Human magic and super powers.

Sophie: *rolls eyes* Really?

Keefe: Hey, what? Humans are magic? HOW DOES THE COUNCIL NOT KNOW THIS?

Sophie: They aren't. They just like to pretend they are. Most of them stop believing magic exists as soon as they are 18.

Me: What if I brought a human here? One who still believes in magic, and one who doesn't.

Biana: Isn't that kidnapping? And how would you even do that?

Fitz: Really sis? I think we've all learned by now that she … isn't normal for humans.

Me: No. I'm not. And Biana, I'm not actually going to rip two perfectly innocent humans out of their perfect lives to be experimented on and reacted about just for others amusement. That would be cruel!

Dex: So how are you going to bring a human without bringing a human?

Me: *grins evilly* By MAKING ONE! *laughs evilly, lighting flashes*

Everyone: *leans away*

Sophie: *whispers* Frankenstein.

Keefe: Who?

Sophie: Human reference.

Everyone: Oh.

Me: *snaps fingers, child and adult appear*

Linh: Hi! What are your names?

Sophie: Linh, they were created five seconds ago, just appeared out of thin air, are human, and that's your question?

Linh: Yeah, well, names are very important.

Me: They don't have names. As Sophie said, they were created five seconds ago.

Linh: *points to adult* I'll call you Sarah, and *points to child* I'll call you Tim.

Tim & Sarah: … *speechless and in shock*

Tim: MUAHAHAHAHA! I told them all! I TOLD THEM ALLL!

Sarah: What…no…never…they told me…this can't…what…? *faints*

Me: Huh. That was faster than I thought.

Linh: Is she okay? *pokes Sarah* AHHHH HER SKIN IS COLD AND HARD! NOOOOO… YOU COULD HAVE LIVED SUCH A GREAT LIFE!

Me: Uhhhh…Linh? She's also a robot. Programmed to act exactly like a human. I started feeling a little bit bad for the magic humans I would need to make after a few days, so I made robots instead.

Sophie: A few days? You called me this morning and said "I have an idea for a react. Come on over!". And then magically teleported me here.

Fitz: Teleported? She makes me take the bus. I had to learn what a bus was!

Elves: *turn slowly to Fitz* You know a way out?

Fitz: *laughs nervously* Uhh… no? I was joking? Because apparently Sophie likes funny guys?

Me: *conjures away humans* *conjures comfy chair and movie theater glasses*

Sophie: *face turns the color of an overripe red delicious apple*

Keefe: *looks at Sophie* *tries to back away* *Marella (who is somehow here) blocks him*

Fitz: *almost collapses under the combined stares of 4 angry teenagers*

4 Angry Teenagers: YOU DON'T DESERVE SOPHIE! SOPHIE! BELONGS! WITH! KEEFE! ARRRGHHH! *tackle Fitz*

Me: *pushes Sophie closer to Keefe without her noticing*

4 Angry Teenagers: *done attacking Fitz* *see Sophie and Keefe almost touching* Awwwww… :)

Sophie: *realizes how close she is to Keefe* *faints*

Keefe: *catches her* *leaps away with Sophie*

I like how that ended. SOKEEFE/TEAM FOSTER-KEEFE/KEEFOSTER forever!