The Sage at Monster Academy

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Naruto x Harem

Tsukune x Harem

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Story Start

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It was the start of another day as Nekonome began announcing to the class today's event. "This Academy's goal is to train monsters to adapt to human society… just as I've been saying all along…" she energetically droned on about what the students were expected to do until, ''...so that means... starting today you're all going to take up club activities! Understand? Everyone will participate in club activities! Everyone please visit a lot of groups and decide which one you want to enter." She said before casually reminding everyone to visit the newspaper club since she was the adviser.

The trio began looking around and was amazed by the mass of students just swarming around them. There were stands, signs, all with one purpose: To try and recruit people into their club. Moka and Tsukune had to hold their ears when a random student with a microphone began babbling incoherent words… that or he was speaking in a different language.

"Trust me, don't join that club." Naruto warned them, only partially understanding some of what was said, but know full and well that it wasn't something his rather meek companions would do well in.

''Naruto-kuun! There you are!" Kurumu squealed as landed on Naruto's back, her breasts smushing against them as she affectionately rubbed her face against his cheek.

''Hello to you too Kurumu,'' he said, clearing his throat and trying to repress the affects she was having on his body.

''Kurumu-san! Naruto-kun and I were having a discussion.'' Moka fumed as she tried to restrain the urge to grab and fling the busty girl into one of the booths. She then blank and wonder where that violent thought came from.

Kurumu though ignored her as her legs hooked around his waist. Many students looked on with jealous glares.

"Hey Naruto-kun, what club should we join?" Moka asked him as the blond seemed more interesting in staring off into space than any of the clubs.

''The cooking club of course,'' Kurumu answered as her arms hooked around Naruto's neck. ''We would have great fun, right Naruto-kun?''

''H-Hey! How do you even know Naruto likes cooking?'' Moka argued as Naruto sighed, taking a moment to collect his thoughts.

"Come on girls, don't be rude, what about Tsukune-san? Why don't we hear his suggestion?"

Tsukune suddenly found himself being hit with the glares of two monster girls. Picking one was agreeing to certain doom by the hands of the others.

"I-I'm fine with whatever the group decides." He replied with a nervous chuckle.

'Coward' Naruto grumbled under his own breath, despite the fact he was trying to throw Tsukune under the proverbial bus to save his own skin.

"I mean, there is so many how do we choose?"

"You're right," Moka nodded, "It's too early to decide. Let's visit lots of clubs and see what they have to offer!" She said excitedly.

''If that's what you want.'' Kurumu added as she hopped off and grabbed onto Naruto's left arm. She then sent Moka a look that conveyed a challenge to which if the pink haired girl grabbing Naruto's other arm meant anything she accepted.

Tsukune didn't know whether he envied Naruto having the affection of such pretty girls or feel sorry for him for all the potential headaches that would come.

As they walked down the crowded hall, Naruto could hear the prattle of the boys who happened to notice Moka and Kurumu walking side by side with him. They all gave tribute to the girl's beauty and cursed Naruto's name.

So far, they had found none they wanted. Earlier a creepy man had pulled them over and asked to take photos of Moka… in the nude. Naruto promptly decked the kid so hard in the mouth for boldly asking his girlfriend that the resulting injury left the boy without any teeth. This was one of those times that Moka did not admonish Naruto for being violent, but she didn't want to encourage him either. It wouldn't look good if he ended up beating up half the school before the semester was over. The guy at the chemistry stalled offered to make love potions with Moka and Kurumu. Then there was another club who wanted the girls join to practice their 'massage' technique and even an animal club...yeah he didn't want to think about it anymore. "Hey you, would you like to join the swimming club?"

Naruto turned around and saw a beautiful woman in a two piece swimsuit. She was, oddly enough, wearing a long sleeve button up shirt over herself… without it actually being buttoned. "I'm the swimming club captain, Ichinose Tamao!" Then as she turned to Naruto, her face held a lascivious look. "Why don't we swim together?" the light ocean blue haired girl asked.

Before Naruto could gather his thoughts, the woman had somehow managed to grab both of his hands and hold them in hers. "The swimming club is all female…" She began as she moved one hand to Naruto's face, stroking his cheek, "The ladies will end up paying lots of special attention to the boys who join our club!"

Moka then quietly added, ''M-Maybe we shouldn't join this club."

Naruto eyes widened and he nodded in understanding. If there was anything he could remember about lore than it was that Vampire's had a weakness to water. ''S-Sorry, we're not really interested,'' he turned down the girl while trying to be as kind as possible.

Tamao watched as the quartet walked away with a scowl. She was not one to give up so easily and whoever this guy was, he must have been something to charm both Akashiya Moka and Kurono Kurumu. 'I'm not giving up so easily Uzumaki Naruto. If I can't get you at the pool I'll hunt you down and get you another time.'

They continued to trail down the hallway past the various banners and groups. They eventually made it all the way to the end of the hall where a fold out table was set up with a small sign.

It read, 'Culture Club' and sitting at the table was a young woman. She looked to be about seventeen with peach skin complexion, violet hair and slender frame. While tall she was no amazon and wore a white ribbon in her hair.

"So some of the cute little juniors came to visit little ol' me. I'm Amaya Kuchikoro." She greeted with a cheeky grin. "And this is the Culture Club," gesturing her arm around she pointed to all the impressive displays of art. They were a beautiful collection of penciled images indicating the various forms of the other monsters in mid transformation.

"Oh wow," Kurumu found herself entranced by a Succubus number, in mid transformation, her modesty covered by her wing as she wore a saucy smile. It was a mixture of haunting and beauty that spoke to her.

Naruto glanced around at each of the images and nearly found himself breathless at what had been poured into the paintings. "You made all these?"

"Art is what I do and its what I love. I have to do something to pass the time considering its well, just me. Two year dry streak, wish I never started this club."

"So its you?" Moka couldn't help but feel sad for the girl. To be alone without any friends.

"Yeah, I formed this club because I thought it would bring some of the students together you know. Get to know each other, study our cultures and bond. I soon found out that my basic outline was too much work for most of these lazy sacks, they rather pick easy clubs that loaf around once a week. Considering that you can join more than one club provided your hours don't conflict there's really no excuse you know."

"A cultural club sounds kinds of fun," Tsukune noted.

"Considering every other club has bang everyone in this group but Tsukune on the brain I think our choice is obvious." Naruto casually remarked.

"Did you have to put it like that Naruto-san?" Tsukune lamented with a dry sigh.

"You get respect once you rise up from the level of scrub."

"So when would we be expected to attend?" Moka's interest was drawn in. It did sound a little challenging but worthwhile.

"We meet on Tuesdays and Thursdays along with Alternating Saturdays. We also meet on the Fridays prior to any holiday relevant to the species of a group member's in which they have a few days to prepare an optional presentation about their species."

"So how about it every one? Want to join?"

It was pretty much a unanimous decision.

That did not stop some individuals for wishing to pursue members of their group.

"Akashiya radiant flower of the Academy won't you be mine?" The person who approached the vampire with the bouquet was in older classman with green eyes and ink black hair, which he kept back with a red headband. He wore the standard male uniform, except for the tie, and his shirt is open a little which shows a wolf head pendant he wears around his neck.

"Uum, who are you?" Moka had been stunned beyond words and not in the good way either.

"Morioka Ginei, but you can call me Gin-kun or lover."

Tsukune immediately took one large step to the side and began to slowly back away, not making any subtle movements lest he wants to be caught in the draft of Naruto's movements.

"I-I'm sorry but I'm not interested."

Kurumu who was drinking in every second of Moka's discomfort was the unfortunate victim of the updraft of Naruto's movement which launched her several stories into the air. Thank god she was a Succubus or that would not have ended well.

"Come on baby we're perfect for each other."

"And what makes you say that?"

Both parties had been cut off by the sudden arrival. "And who are you supposed to be?"

"Her one and only," A sharp look reflected in his eyes. "You claim she is perfect, what makes her perfect?"

The smile did not falter from the upper classmen. This was the perfect time to score brownie points.

"Her breath taking beauty of course. The best of the best, no one can compare to her, not even Kurumu."

"Up yours buddy!" Said Succubus claimed as she finally made her descent back to Earth. Any moment now it would stop spinning.

"A shallow cretin who only sees a prize. You know nothing about Moka. You don't know her thoughts. You don't know what she excels in. You don't know her desires. Only you know is what you can see. You might impress any flock of empty headed girls on this campus but Moka is not one of those empty headed girls."

"And what makes you so fit to be her one and only as you claim?" He challenged and with that Naruto quickly and thoroughly shut down the argument.

"We met years ago. Her favorite drink second to my blood is tomato juice. She adores kittens but goes insane over mice. Her favorite flowers are lilies. She dislikes extremely spicy foods. Her favorite kind of music is Jazz and she absolutely hates country music. Do I really need to go on or have I proven my point?" Naruto had made sure to let enough of his chakra to flow out to emphasize the point he was trying to make.

"Hey, hey, no need to be hostile. I get the message."

Despite the demeanor this Ginei was displaying something was inkling at the back of Naruto's mind.

"If you ever decide to trade up from your puppy dog to a real beast just come find me babe." He sent an infatuated wink towards Moka before he took off.

'Let it go…just let it go.' Naruto told himself as he turned to Moka and was surprised when she placed a sudden kiss on his cheek. A faint blush adorned her cheeks.

No words had to be exchanged between them.

"Naruto!" Kurumu's sudden and heated exclamation drew his attention and she did not look too happy.

'Aah crap!'

"If Moka is to be your girlfriend then I demand to be your mistress!" she punctuated with a pointing gesture. The incredulousness of what just happened had caught Naruto off guard so badly he had only one way to respond.

"Okay?"

"Yahoo!" Kurumu of course happily tackled Naruto's face boob first.

Naruto was able to maneuver at least his left eye out of what was arguably the third greatest way to die to see Moka was glaring up at him something fierce.

Something was telling him this was going to be a reoccurring theme. Oh well, at least with just two of them it would be manageable at least.