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I'LL GET TO YOU LATER! Ahem, anyway this was chapter I was very excited to get to. It will include a fight scene as well a kickstart a major plotline for this story I had planned.

On Another note I'm also in the midst of making a Skyrim x Hazbin Hotel crossover so keep a look out for that.

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And I've seen a lot reading/reacting/reality viewing stories across fanfiction, and I would actually like to see one for this fic.

Anway on to the story.

Disclaimer: I do not own fallout or hazbin hotel, if I did New Vegas Bounties and New California would be canon.

Chapter 5: It has to be this way

Inquisition Report

Authorization: Castiel

Subject: Person of Interest Dante Macleod

Other aliases: Courier Six, Scourge of the Legion, Baron of New Vegas, Butcher of House, Hero of Hoover Dam, Sole Survivor of the Frosthill Massacre, Bane of the Syndicate, most dangerous Mortal of all Earths

Past allegiances: brotherhood of Steel, NCR, Survivalists (formerly) Legion (Via survivalists, again formerly, rumored to have been exiled by Caesar himself for fear of what he's capable of) Bishop Family (reluctantly and formerly) Resident of Vault 18 (Vault destroyed via self destruct to keep it out of the hands of the Enclave), the Exodites

Analysis: Deadly to his enemies but loyal to his friends, will take a bullet for any of his friends or even any bystander. Is clearly reasonable and willing to negotiate if the other party is willing as well, will also hear someone out who wants to talk.

Verdict: Potential ally and asset, must not let these "exorcists" kill him.

Frosthill 6 years ago

Blitz, Moxxie, and Millie were here to kill the first of their 3 targerts, some punk named Ford. He was quite easy to spot to, he was the only guy in the bar that loved the sound of his own voice. IMP were about to spring into action when someone kicked the door open. Everyone looked in fear at the figure who entered, Ford in particular went pale as he looked like he saw a ghost, specifically the vengeful kind.

"SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM NOW!" shouted Ford in a high pitched voice, Blitz wasn't sure if that was from fear or if his voice actually sounded like that. That was irrelevant as the figure moved like a demon in human skin, and started shooting up the place. At one point the guy grabbed a pencil and just killed 5 people with it (A/N haha callbacks). Soon Only Ford remained. He tried to slink away only for the figure to shoot him in the ankle.

Blitz got a good look at the figure, he looked like he crawled out of the grave, that long disheveled black hair, those eyes, one of the milky white like a blind eye. But what caught Blitz's attention the most was the look in his eyes. It was the same look Fizzaroli, Barbie, and Verosika had whenever they looked at him, a look of raw hatred, and betrayal.

"Ford," said the figure in a sarcastic friendly tone, "My friend," he said before shooting at Ford's hand, "My Protegee," he said firing another shot at his ear, "Leaving so soon? Without your silverware?" asked the figure shooting Ford in the back causing him to cough, "Silverware?" he asked.

"Yeah," said the figure stepping on his back and grinding his heel, "You see I still have that knife you left in my back," he stomped causing Ford to scream. "What's wrong Ford?" asked the figure with venom in his voice, "Can't fight someone without me to back you up?" he stomped again, "Or worse you can't fight someone who's able to fight back?!"

He reached down and grabbed Ford by the neck and flipped him over and slammed him into the floor. "Where's Marko?" he asked.

"You're just gonna kill me anyway!" gasped Ford. The figure pulled out a knife and stabbed him in the Shoulder, "I'm in no rush," he said and Blitz noticed the scars on his hand. "In fact," the figure said, "Please keep your silence for a long time," he twisted the knife, "I'd love an excuse to extend your suffering."

"THE GRAVEYARD MARKO'S IN THE GRAVEYARD!" Ford shouted before the figure pulled out his gun and shot him in the head.

"You three can come out now," said the figure surprising Blitz. Blitz, Millie, and Moxie came out. "So that's one of our targets down," said Blitz, causing the figure to chuckle, "I think I might like you."

"Well we are the Immediate Murder Professionals or I.M.P. The fatty is Moxie, the brute is Millie, and I'm Blitz, the O is silent," Blitz introduced themselves with Moxie getting annoyed at the fat comment.

"Names Dante," said the figure, "Dante Macleod."

Present day, some bar in Pride Ring

Dante was sitting at a booth playing Caravan with a hooded figure. Dante had a serious expression on his face? Why so serious you might ask? Is this a very intense game of Caravan? No the game itself is a time passer. No the reason why he's serious is the identity of his opponent. Balthazar, the same exorcist who made an attempt on his life 3 days ago.

Apparently he had come not to apologize but to explain why the attempt on his life was made. Apparently his moral code was so complex that nobody was sure if he would end up in Heaven or Hell if he died, if he ended up in hell that would be disastrous for Heaven so he went after him to prevent that possibility.

He also explained why the extermination happen every year. Hell seems to have an overpopulation problem, and heaven feared a rebellion from Hell. So every year the Exorcists were sent down to slay the sinners. Hellborn and royals were excluded (supposedly) and it was limited to the Pride Ring.

"Interesting," said Dante, "I can certainly see how a numbers advantage could be an issue."

"Glad you understand," said Balthazar.

"But let me ask you something," said Dante as Balthazar looked curious, "Has it ever occured to you that by doing this you cause the very thing you are trying to prevent?"

Balthazar actually got wide eyed at that, "What do you mean?"

"Think about it," said Dante, "You go down every year and essentially commit genocide, the kind that would earn a human a place in hell, slaughter so many and many of you probably don't stick to the no Hellborn rule," Dante's one visible eye narrowed and the atmosphere became dark, "How much more do you think they can take before they decide they've had enough."

At that Dante's phone rang and saw it was from Blitz, "Excuse me I need to take this," he stood up and answered the phone.

"Hey Dante, sorry if I'm bothering you but this is kinda important," said Blitz upon answering.

"What's the trouble Blitz?" Dante asked.

"So my *ahem* business partner got captured by an old enemy of mine named Stryker. Not only does he have a grudge against people like *ahem* my business partner, he is very dangerous," said Blitz, "I'm talking Marko levels of Dangerous."

That got Dante's attention, Blitz was there when he fought Marko to act as a back up plan in case if he died in his duel with Marko. This Stryker must be pretty dangerous.

"I already sent Moxie and Millie after him but I know how good you are at tracking people, plus I need help Looney get her... *ahem* S. H. O. T."

Dante winced at that, "I'll head there immediately where am I going?"

"Wrath Ring I'm pretty sure," said Blitz as they hung up. Dante went back to Balthazar and put money on the table, "Listen I gotta go, an emergency came up, think about what I said okay."

After Dante left Balthazar also left, what they didn't know was their conversation. The bartended and a figure in the shadows.

"You get what you needed Castiel?" asked the Bartended before the figure in the shadows to be Jack Novak.

"Yes," he said, "This is disturbing indeed."

"Especially since your friend Dante was right on the money about those exorcists ignoring the no hellborn rule," The Bartended added.

"I'll need to include this in my report to Uriel, thank you Rodin," said Castiel before leaving the bar himself.

Wrath Ring some time later

Dante had entered a cavern where he mentally thanked Queen for the pass to travel between rings. He saw the cowboy looking imp stabbing a tied up owl looking demon. He drew Sweet Revenge and fired it landed right by striker who turned towards him.

"That first shot was just to get your attention," said Dante, "I assure you the next shot won't miss.

Stryker chuckled menacingly, "Looks like you're in luck Goetia," he said as he turned towards Dante.

"Stryker I presume," said Dante.

"Courier Six as I live and breath... metaphorically speaking of course," said Stryker grinning, "Forget the blue blood, this is much more exciting."

"Interested in me are you?" asked Dante.

"Yeah you see I always wondered," said Stryker twirling his blessed knife, "Which one of us was the better hunter."

"Well then," said Dante as he pocketed Sweet Revenge.

"What giving up already?" asked Stryker.

"Hardly," said Dante before leaping from hi position and doing a super her landing pulling out the knife Carmilla gave him, "Just want to even the playing field."

He unsheathed the knife with a dramatic *shink*

(Play Yakuza 5 Ost: recieve and slash you)

They lunged at each other and their knives clashed while looking into each other's eyes dramatically.

They leaped back and started swinging at each other in a flash of steel.

Dante kicked Styker away but Styker got back on his feet instantly with a feral grin. He lunged once again and swung as Dante bent backwards matrix style. Dante pulled out old Scratch and fired landing a direct hit causing Styker to wince before pulling out his own gun and firing landing a direct shot but was surprised that Dante didn't react.

"So it's true," the Goetia gasped out, "The Courier has been through so much living hell he's become numb to pain."

Stryker and Dante start running along side side each other taking shots at each other before lunging each other with their knives landing a direct cut on each other.

Dante felt his eye patch fall and turned around revealing his eye was not milky white like it was six years ago, but now it was green, very green, as in the iris, the pupil, the sclera, all green.

"Well well now," said Stryker grinning, "I didn't realize you were also the Vault Dweller."

(End Song)

"What are you talking about?" asked Dante.

The head shot thought Stolas He doesn't remember the events of 26 years ago his battles against Unity and the Enclave.

"Well now ain't this," Stryker began before his phone started to ring he smiled sheepishly before picking it up as Dante just gave a go ahead hand motion, meanwhile behind his back he was doing something with his own hellphone.

"What what do you mean?" Stryker shouted, "But I thought... guh fine!" he shoted before hanging up.

"Looks like my job has changed," said Stryker, "Client wants the Goetia alive now."

Suddenly they both heard music as truck came through and a door opened and Moxie with a sniper fired at Stryker. Millie soon followed wielding her axe.

"Shit," said Stryker, "Moxie and Millie I could take, but with Six added I don't stand a chance." Stryker made his retreat as Moxie fired at him "Get back here you cowboy fuck!"

After Stryker made his escape Dante and Millie went to check on Stolas, "Oh crumbs," said Moxie after he came by, "We need to get him to a hospital!"

Sloth ring some time later

Dante decided to follow Stolas into the Hospital with Stolas saying he's his bodyguard (note to self thank Stolas for that later). On his way in he heard these words from Blitz, "I'm sorry Stolas was what? He was... He can be hurt?" Dante frowned at those words.

Later Stolas woke up and saw Dante standing by, "Courier Six he said," coughing.

"Please call me Dante," said Dante, "So you're Blitz's Business partner, though from his tone I'm guessing you're more than that."

Stolas chuckled before frowning, "I just hope Blitzy visits. How do you know him by the way?"

"He helped me out in Frosthill," said Dante causing Stolas's eyes to widen He's the sole survivor of the Frosthill massacre on Earth 4?

"Anyway," said Dante, "I'd like to stay here a couple days in case the Stryker guy comes back."

"Very well," said Stolas.

"Oh and after this if you need anything from me I'll be at Charlie's hotel," said Dante causing Stolas to smile happy that someone like Dante is helping Princess Charlotte.

Elsewhere, Pride

A massive hulking figure with a giant cloak was sitting by a wall. Gave a menacing Aura.

Stryker appeared, "Hey there you'll be happy to know, I found him, the Vault Dweller, the very one you've looking for."

Green glowing eyes appeared under the behemoth's hood

"Dante!"

Oh shit did I just reveal the start of one of the major plotlines for this story?! You bet I did.

So fun fact, Rodin was added in at the last minute, basically I planned for the scene with Dante and Balthazar to take place in a bar and then I remembered Rodin's role in the first Bayonetta game.

Now next chapter will be the final chapter before we get into season 1 of Hazbin Hotel. And one wait will finally be over, Steven Randall will be coming, as well as another old friend. But they will some new friends as well, one of them will be a tribute OC, the rest well let's just say they're a bit murdery.

To the bunker, I think some of these plot bunnies are drones.

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