(Powell Mansion. Detroit Michigan)
inside a makeshift workshed
"Agh!!!" The hitman that attempted to assassinate Kushina screamed as Mikoto electrocuted him with a car battery and jumpers attached to his nipples. Currently he was in a gardeners shed being interrogated by Mikoto, Tsume, and Kushina.
"Are you ready to talk?" Kushina asked with a glare
"Fuck off you stupid bitch. I ain't saying nothing" the italian mobster spat out sending spit on Kushina's face in defiance
"I see. Hit him again Mikoto" Kushina ordered as she wiped the fool's spit from her face as the man was electrocuted again.
"Aghhhhh!!!!" The hitman screamed in agony
"Hmmmm this one is actually tough. Old fat boy must have recruited you from outside his usual group of morons. How much did he pay you to take this job?" kushina asked as she approached a wall where there was a bunch of weapons and tools hanging on it
"Fuck off cunt" the hitman growled out
"Ooh quite the mouth on you huh? Well we can fix that after you talk. But I suppose something needs to go in the meantime" Kushina cackled as she reached for a pair of large gardening shears. "Mikoto help this bastard out of his pants were gonna circumcise him." Kushina said as she gained a manic smile on her face
"Woah what?!" The hitman yelled as Mikoto suddenly tore the man's pants and underwear revealing a 2 inch dick
"Oh my God, it's so tiny!" Kushina cackled
"Fuck you! It's not funny! A small dick's a disability! You wouldn't laugh At a guy in a wheelchair!" The man yelled
"That depends. Did I cripple them?" Kushina asked with a smirk
"... you're fucking nuts bitch!" The hitman shouted
"You're starting to bore me. Now speaking of nuts, do you wanna talk or lose your nuts?!" Kushina asked as she clipped the sheers at his crotch in a threatening way "talk quickly. For every second you don't I'm gonna snip closer and closer until you're a woman." Kushina giggled insanely
suddenly the shed door opened and Naruto entered the room
"Mom it's dinner time. So step away from the…… nude…. Hitman….. oh god it's just like when we went to Vegas that one time" Naruto groaned seeing that
"That priest had it coming!" Kushina yelled as she looked at her son
"Whatever look pass the interrogation to your guards. We have to get to the dining hall" Naruto said
"Bah fine ruin my fun. Mikoto do whatever it takes to make him talk" Kushina said as she shoved the shears into her guard's hands
"As you command Blood Empress" Mikoto said before the mother and son walked out of the shed
"You just had to stop me huh? I never get to dirty my hands anymore since taking over. There's always a satisfaction to watching the fear in your victim's eyes come to light." Kushina groaned
"I don't want you covered in blood at dinner not in front of Lisa's family" Naruto said firmly
Kushina lightly smirked at hearing this "oooo is my little prince a sap for his girl?" she asked as she pinched his cheek
"No. Look, they know what we do. They understand we're at war with the fat shitstain. But I'm not gonna let them get scarred and terrified over seeing it fully." Naruto said
"Ah I get ya. You like them and want to keep them safe both physically and mentally." Kushina said as she nodded in understanding
"Yes I do" Naruto said as he nodded
"Does this include the youngest girl? I swear she's giving me flashbacks to me when I was in primary school" Kushina said with a smile as she reminisced
"... that sounds accurate, I won't lie. Regardless let's try not to mess up their minds too much with the things we do" Naruto said
"Got it but don't complain if I keep them on their toes a bit if their gonna be my future in laws then they gotta get used to us Uzumaki's being a little nuts" Kushina said with a smirk
"... that's the best I'm gonna get I guess" Naruro sighed as he shook his head
"Also a word of advice. Try as hard as you can to shelter them but no matter what they will get involved just from knowing what you do. What we do. You can try all you like, fight till the very end but the reality is they will eventually be brought into it unwillingly or willingly" Kushina said seriously
"... like dad huh?" Naruto asked solemnly
Kushina sighed at this as she nodded and after a few moments of silence
"Ok brat let's go eat with my future in laws. We need to plan the wedding, the honeymoon, and the conception of any children with Lisa" Kushina said as she walked away from her son
"I'm not ready for any of that!" Naruto yelled following after her While they passed Temari, Yugao, and TenTen on a perimeter patrol.
(a few moments later)
Moments later everyone was in the dining room sitting at the table eating dinner. Lisa was sitting next to Naruto and sitting across from her was Kushina
"Vegetarian huh?" Kushina asked taking note of Lisa's food
"Um yeah. I hope that's not an issue" Lisa said a bit awkwardly nervous
"No no it's fine I know a few cooks that have made me some incredible vegetarian meals. Actually I myself have made some meatloaf without an ounce of meat in it and I swear it tasted the same as the real thing. It's no issue at all. Especially in today's day and age with so many vegan and vegetarian recipes" Kushina said
"Can I get that recipe?" Marge asked curiously as Homer looked at Kushina surprised at the idea of such a meatloaf
"Not a problem at all. I was admittedly experimenting with a few vegetarian recipes when I actually have the chance to cook. Mostly cause this one lives off of ramen" Kushina said pointing at Naruto
"Hey the chefs had no problem making it for me when asked" Naruto said defensively
"The chefs aren't gonna turn down anything you or I ask for. It's why I try to cook for myself to relax when needed" Kushina said
"Didn't expect a woman like you to cook" Maggie said as she cut her steak
"being rich and powerful is all well and good to most but when you're waited on hand and foot all the time you become lazy. In our business laziness is a death sentence for us. You adapt or you perish" Kushina told them
"Don't need to tell me lady I'm always active looking for any opportunity to make a buck. Speaking of, does anyone want to buy a watch?" Maggie asked holding up 3 watches
"Oi!" Herbert yelled as he recognized the watches
"No robbing your uncle" Marge chided Maggie as she handed the watches over to Herbert
"Ha! I really like this kid!" Kushina grinned at Maggie's antics
"So miss Uzumaki….. how exactly did you become the head of a….. you know… um?" Marge was trying to say but kept stammering
"She wants to know how you became a mob boss" Bart supplied
"Bart!" Marge hissed out
"Nah it's a valid question. It was always a family business but I killed my way to the top after my dear daddy tried marrying me off to a rival clan. Ah sweet memories." Kushina said casually as she cut her steak
"... wait that's what happened to grandpa? You told me he was taken out by a rival clan" Naruto said surprised
"Oh he was. I just told them where he was and when they went into his bunker to kill him I took them all out by gassing them all" Kushina said simply as she took a bite of steak
"... bad ass" Bart said in awe as he looked at Kushina
"Ahem so miss Uzumaki-" Herbert was saying before he was cut off
"I told you that you can call me Kushina Powell. We're practically family due to these two" Kushina said gesturing to Naruto and Lisa
"Well we haven't been dating even a year miss Uzumaki" Lisa said sheepishly
"Yeah but my brat told me to behave around your family. Trust me he likes you a lot" Kushina said with a smirk
"Um, regardless of this Kushina. I was hoping we could discuss our business deal" Herbert said hoping to get to the point
"Ah that. Don't worry I won't be taking control of your business or anything but I will be investing in your company and helping you with advice on how to one up some of your competitors. Legally in this case…. Unless you want some alternative ways to do so" Kushina offered
"I would prefer legally it's more fun if you can crush your competition so they know they lost to you in a fair game" Herbert admitted
"Ha! Well said. Anyways, onto the investments. I'm willing to write a check for forty million american dollars right now to you" Kushina told him as she took out her checkbook making Homer choke on his water
"Dad you okay?" Lisa asked concerned
"F-forty million?" Homer asked in shock
"What? That not enough in your economy?" Kushina asked with a raised eyebrow "I can offer double that then. Eighty million?" Kushina asked making Homer faint
"Homer!" Marge shouted checking on her husband "speak to me" Marge said
"Lisa Marry him" Homer groaned out as he tried to stay awake
"... well looks like you have her father's blessing brat. Sure you don't want to marry now? I can have a priest here in 5 minutes" Kushina told Naruto with a smirk
"Must you embarrass me mom?" Naruto groaned a bit
"I think that's part of a parent's job whiskers" Maggie said as she chuckled
"She gets it! Besides this was well worth losing out on some pocket change" Kushina smirked
"Pocket change?!" Homer shouted out before his eyes rolled back into his head
"... I think you broke him" Bart said after a moment
"He should be fine and if not I'll fly Tsunade in to look him over" Kushina waved it off
"Tsunade?" Marge asked curiously
"My baa-chan" Naruto said as he sighed
"So she's your mom but you call her by her first name?" Lisa asked confused
"She's a distant cousin technically. Brat here just calls her that to mess with her" Kushina said with a chuckle
"She's in her seventies for crying out loud" Naruto said with a scoff
"Yeah and she looks in her twenties" Kushina said with a chuckle
"no way she looks that good" Lisa said as she shook her head
"Oh Look and be amazed future daughter in law" Kushina said as she pulled up a pic of Tsunade who was in a kimono while sitting in a office
"Woah momma!" Bart yelled as he looked at the picture and how…..gifted she was body wise
"See what I meant?" Kushina asked with a smirk
"... how does she have such…. Big.." lisa stammered nervously
"Good genes kid. Good genes" Kushina giggled
"Relax you're perfect already to me" Naruto said as he placed his arm around Lisa and gave her a hug
"Aww how sweet" Marge cooed out as Lisa blushed
"Now was there anything else Powell?" Kushina asked before turning to see Herbert wiping away a bleeding nose from seeing Tsunade
"Uh no if I'm honest I thought a woman of your stature would take a lot more work to make a deal with" Herbert admitted
"Yeah well seeing as we got the boring stuff out of the way now and you have discovered you have family now how about we spend this weekend having some fun?" Kushina suggested with a grin
"... uh mom the last time you had fun we buried 16 people" Naruto whispered
"Relax this is legal fun seeing as there are kids here. Also the 16 were only what you buried with me" Kushina whispered back
"Well if you're offering to show us a good time I won't say no" Maggie said with a grin
"Yeah show us the money!" Bart said with a smile
"Maggie! Bart!" Marge yelled at this
"Relax, it's fine. I'm sure I can take my future son in law and daughter in law here to something fun. Maybe an arcade or an amusement park" Kushina said with a grin "besides that would give you and your husband some well deserved alone time" Kushina said with a smile
"... welcome to the family" Homer moaned out from the floor unconsciously
"If your looking to go somewhere fun for the weekend I could loan you my private jet to take us to Universal studios or Disney land or something" Herbert said as he had heard that those were the best amusement parks he just never had a reason to go
"Appreciated Powell. Especially since my jet is under investigation by air Marshall's" Kushina smiled
"What happened to the Crimson Queen?" Naruto asked referring to Kushina's private jet
"Apparently one of the pilots fell asleep at the wheel due to narcolepsy and nearly crashed into another plane. Now it's grounded for a bit" Kushina sighed
"I told you to fire that Nara pilot" Naruto deadpanned
"Yeah yeah. Ok kids, we're going to Florida!" Kushina yelled getting cheers from Bart and Maggie "but first I have to attend to some business really quickly" she said as she got up from the table. "Give me five minutes. Ten tops so meet me out at my limo!" Kushina told them as she left the room
"Woohoo!!" Bart And Maggie cheered
(Gardner's shed/ makeshift torture shed)
Kushina walked back into the shed to see the progress of the hitman interrogation. "So did he talk yet?" Kushina asked Tsume and Mikoto as they turned away from the bloody and shaking hitman
"He talked moments ago . He was paid fifty Million dollars american for your assassination empress. The plan was to send your head to Naruto to demoralize his crew"
"Fifty million? That's it? That's all I'm worth? Ugh. Did you get a name?" Kushina asked with a hard tone
"Heh I don't know did we you piece of trash?" Tsume asked with a mad grin as she approached the hitman while wearing metallic claws
"It was Fat Tony and his right hand man Johnny Tightlips!" The hitman squealed out in fright not wanting Tsume to torture him again
"Those two clowns only paid fifty million to have me killed. This is the most insulting attempted assassination I've ever had" Kushina scowled
"What's the plan?" Mikoto asked
"First I'm gonna go show my future in laws a good time then I'm gonna go to Springfield and teach fat boy a lesson." Kushina growled out
"So you're gonna let me go?" The Hitman asked with a hopeful tone
"Oh I never said that" Kushina said as she grabbed the large gardening shears again from Mikoto. "I do see an appendage to cut off still. You can bleed out after I mail it to fat boy as a heads up" Kushina said with a mad grin as she approached the hitman
"No! Stay back! I told you everything I know! No! Please! No! Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" Were there any people outside of the shed they would've heard horrifyingly loud scream sounded after a large snipping sound
"Ah the sound of agony and suffering" Kushina said with a manic grin
(a few days later)
it was a few days later and everyone was hanging out in Herbs backyard
"Oh god dammit! " Naruto groaned seeing Kushina teaching Maggie how to fire a crossbow
"Remember if you want them to reflect on their mistakes-" Kushina was saying before she was cut off
"I go for the kneecaps" Maggie said as she took aim and fired at the target only for the Arrow to miss
"Hey everyone Herb and I -agghhhhh!" Homer was saying until the arrow hit him in his knee
"Damn cheap sights" Maggie growled as she looked at her crossbow
"You ok dad?" Bart asked
"I'll be fine. This isn't an issue. I'm just gonna limp over to a chair" Homer said with a groan before he limped to a chair to sit down
"I think either you should call Tsunade or I can call Sakura mom" Naruto said from his spot on a lawn chair next to the pool
"Oh he's fine brat go apply sunscreen to your girlfriend" Kushina said as she waved her son off
"I could actually use some help. Besides dad's taken way worse hits than that" Lisa said as she laid down on the lawn chair next to Naruto on her back wearing an orange bikini which showed off her curves
"……ok" Naruto said with a gulp as he took a bottle of sunscreen and started to rub it on her arms and legs and stomach.
"Think you can also get my back sweetie?" Lisa asked as she turned over onto her stomach.
Naruto panted a bit at this before he composed himself and helped Lisa apply sunscreen to her back making her lightly smirk at the fact she was getting to him
Kushina chuckled at this as she watched "this girl is mischievous I like that" she thought
"Oi! You are gonna teach me to keep my subordinates in line or what?" Maggie yelled out getting Kushina's attention
"Oh right. Alright the first trick is to make them gain fear of you in some capacity. I recommend making an example of a useless punk"
"Bah I already did that when I punched out the school bully's tooth and kept it as a necklace" Maggie said as she reached into her short and pulled out a necklace which showed there indeed was a tooth on it
"Nice One. I was gonna suggest a finger or toe at the least. A tooth is so elementary school" Kushina said as she waved her hand dismissively
"I used pliers" Maggie said with a smirk as Kushina paused at her words
"……. I officially have a new apprentice" Kushina grinned "you're now like the Daughter I never had." Kushina told her happily
"... should we be concerned?" Lisa asked curiously
"Yes.. yes we should" Naruto admitted as he sighed
"So what was the news dad?" Bart asked curiously
"Herb's letting me help make a car with his manufacturing team" Homer said as he pulled the arrow out of his knee while he bandaged it up.
"... uh is that a good idea?" Lisa questioned
"What? What's the harm?" Homer questioned
"Uh no offense Mr Simpson but do you know much about car manufacturing or building a car?" Naruto asked
"YeaH what's your educational background?" Kushina asked firmly
"High school graduate" Homer said as Marge helped him bandage his wound
"Wait aren't you the safety inspector of a Nuclear power plant? Doesn't that require a degree?" Naruto questioned
"I think your baa chan's exs hiring policies is a little lacking. No offense" Kushina said as she shook her head
"Some taken" Homer admitted
"Anyways I'm not gonna knock your education. Tell you what, why don't I go with you seeing as I'm invested. Just to make sure you don't go too overboard sith crazy suggestions" Kushina offered
"I don't know- Homer was saying before he was cut off
"Homie maybe it would be best to have her give advice so you don't risk hurting your brothers company" Marge said as she finished bandaging Homer's leg
"Oh alright. I'll do it for you" Homer said with a sigh and a smile
"Thank you" Marge said with a smile as she kissed him on the cheek
"Aww you guys remind me of when I was married" Kushina said with a sad smile
"Why aren't you married?" Bart asked curiously
"Ok brat new lesson keeping your right hand man loyal, I suggest a charlie horse in every muscle." Kushina said to Maggie while she glared at Bart who shuddered in fear
"Word of advice kid. Never ask her that question" Naruto warned Bart
"...noted" Bart said before the families went back to enjoying their relaxation
(Springfield a few days later)
Naruto and Kushina were in the back of her limo after the business with Herb was finished. Kushina was able to keep Homer in check from making too many changes to the car named after him by his brother. Luckily however the car had made a killing due to its simplicity and the modern technology installed. Due to this Homer was making residual money just from it being named after him.
"I can't believe you didn't make Homer give you a cut of his residuals for his car" Naruto said with a chuckle as he looked at the newspaper which had the cover story for how big a hit Homer's car was. The first check he received made him faint from shock at how many zeroes there were.
"Eh I figured I'd throw my future in laws a bone. Besides I felt kind of bad for making it seem like i was insulting his intelligence and Education levels the other day" Kushina admitted
"You? Feel bad?" Naruto question
"Hey if I'm gonna insult someone it'll be on purpose. Besides while he is a simple man he's a good man which is rare in this world" Kushina admitted
"Thanks for looking out for them mom" Naruto said with a grateful nod at his mom
"Not a problem. So how goes that apartment building you bought out? There any available rooms?" Kushina asked
"Not gonna stay at my house?" Naruto asked curiously
"I am not walking in on you in bed with your women again. It happens way too often and I can only drink so much alcohol to forget" Kushina deadpanned
"Heh fair enough"Naruto said with a sheepish chuckle as the limo stopped
"Ok this is our stop" Kushina said as Mikoto opened the door for them to exit. Revealing they were in front of Naruto's house just as Yugao pulled up in Naruto's car behind them with TenTen and Temari.
"My house? Why do you want to stop by here?" Naruto asked confused as he had informed his mom of everything he had been doing
"I'm here for a report" Kushina said as she opened the door revealing Gaara, Anko, Kurenai, Sakura, and Ino along with four newcomers.
One was a woman with Long Auburn hair wearing a strapless Blue dress and white heels. EE cup Breasts, a model curvy body, and a big, heart shaped ass. This was Mei Terumi
Another was a woman with short green hair wearing a black tank top, white shorts, and a set of green running shoes that had D cup breasts, a toned body, and a plump ass. This was Fuu.
The third was a woman with short black hair wearing a red shirt sleeved shirt, a black skirt, and a pair of black sandals with D cup breasts, a muscle toned and fit body, and a plump round ass. this was Kurotsuchi
The fourth and final woman was a blue haired woman with piercings on her lips wearing a black hooded coat over a black shirt with a red cloud design, and tight Black pants. This was Konan
"Hail to the Blood Empress" all of the gathered yakuza said as they took a knee before Kushina
"At ease. Report Konan" Kushina ordered seriously
"Yes, blood empress. As per your instruction we have attacked the mobster known as Fat Tony by burning his social club to the ground as well as killing half of his men" Konan said before she gestured to a bag on the table "that bag contains the heads of 30 of higher up lackeys. Fuu took them out herself. I managed to also steal several deeds for businesses that we didn't burn down and Mei managed to have them forged in Prince Naruto's name before she killed Fat Tony's money handler and accountant. Kurotsuchi was able to also steal several weapons from a warehouse Fat Tony owned before she burned the place to cinders" Konan reported
"Good you all get a round with my brat Kushina said with a nod at the women who all nodded
"Oi I'm not some stud you can pimp out woman!" Naruto yelled
"Yeah he Ain't a bottle of Wine To Just Be passed around! Dammit even wine shouldn't be passed around" Sakura yelled as she waved around a bottle of sake
"Please ignore her. She's on her 12th bottle" Ino pleaded as she silenced Sakura with her hand while looking at Kushina
"What's your deal? I'm not hot enough for you?" Kurotsuchi asked with a glare at Naruto
"Perhaps He just Prefers more mature Women like Myself" Mei Said with a flirty wink at Naruto As she posed for him
"Please, I like all kinds of women. Hell, I love tomboys and goths." Naruto said as he slightly checked Kurotsuchi and Konan out
"As much fun as it would be to see you all argue over who is next in the prince's bed, I have received a message from one of our spies in Tony's crew just before you arrived Blood Empress. It appears he has sent one of his higher up men, Johnny Tightlips along with a small entourage to speak to and convince Charles Montgomery Burns to fund their organization at his mansion" Gaara spoke up
"Oh really. Say brat how would you like to help me kick some mobster ass?" Kushina asked with a savage grin
"You and me vs a room of mobsters? I'd almost feel pity for them. Almost." Naruto grinned back at his mother
"Let's go. Konan you're driving. Everyone else. Remain here until further notice" Kushina ordered as she, Naruto, and Konan headed out of the door
"This is gonna be fun" Naruto said with a smile as he left
"I'm gonna make the prince mine" Mei said with a lustful smile at this "I can't wait to have him ravage me like a wild animal"
"Are we sure her and Kurenai aren't related with their whole crazy for Naruto thing?" Anko asked the room
"It's a redhead thing Karui is nuts with him too" Ino said with a giggle
"Fuu you have hacking knowledge correct?" Kurenai asked ignoring the conversation
"Some why?" She asked curiously
"See if you can get us a video feed from Burns Manor. I want to see what the Prince and Blood Empress do in case they need back up" Kurenai said
"... I'll make the popcorn!" Anko yelled as she ran to the kitchen
(Burns Manor)
inside the burns manor said man was sitting in his living room in his chair while his assistant smithers stood at his side while Tony and his men entered the room
"Thank you for agreeing to see us Mr Burns" Fat Tony said with a smile
"Make it quick you whale. I don't have the time to listen to the bumbling fools of this city." Mr Burns said with a scowl. Fat Tony's eye twitched at the insult before he composed himself
"So Mr. Burns, as you've no doubt heard, our organization has taken a massive hit against a new group. We came here to see if you'd be willing to help us reclaim our control over Springfield. With your funding not only would we make a killing together but you would of course make even more of a profit from our legitimate business" Tony said with a smile
"I see….. now tell me something… why the devil should I Throw My Money into the ring against the Uzumaki Crime family?" Mr Burns asked
"So you know of them?" Tony asked with a frown as he was hoping that Mr burns didn't know anything about this which would make things easier
"Know Of them? Why you brainless buffoon I was once an honorary member. You see many years ago I was engaged to a spitfire of a woman named Mito Uzumaki. I helped fund the crime syndicate." Burns said with a grin
"…then say if we held you for ransom -" Tony was saying with a smirk before he was cut off as the door to the room was kicked down
"You wouldn't get a damn thing from the Uzumaki dumbass" Kushina said with a savage grin as she entered the room
"Mito?" Burns asked shocked seeing Kushina
"Not her old man. She's still alive and kicking though back in Japan" Kushina said with a smile
"Sorry about breaking in. You need some better security by the way. Way more than just some hounds" Naruto said straightening his tie
"So the Blood Empress and the Prince have crashed this meeting. What for may I ask?" Tony asked with a scowl
"Well we came to see the old man considering he's related to us. On top of that we came to send your fat carcass off to hell where It belongs" Kushina said as she cracked her knuckles.
"I see…. This puts us in quite the predicament… wouldn't you agree Mr Burns?" Tony asked
"The devil are you talking about you imbecile?" Mr Burns was asking before Johnny Tightlips put a gun to his head while Smithers had a gun pointed at his head
"We just told you a hostage situation won't work and your first instinct is a hostage situation?" Kushina asked flatly
"Hostage situation? Why on earth would you think such a thing? We're just using them as meat shields" Tony said as the men pointed their guns at the mother and son
"Yeah not a fan of that if half the shit I heard is true he's got it coming but he's family damn it" Naruto said with a hard glare as he took out some kunai and spun them in his fingers before throwing them into the gun barrels of each of Tony's men. Making them explode as soon as they tried t
Mr Burns eyes slightly widened at Naruto's words before Smithers tackled him to the ground and behind a couch.
"Ten guys total. You take the five on the right. I'll take the five on the left. We split Fat ass" Naruto said as he ripped off his suit top and tie in one go revealing his bare muscular chest.
"Screw that I'll take out all of em and fat boy!" Kushina exclaimed before she looked at the assembled guards "tell me something you two bit mobsters. Have you ever felt true fear before?" Kushina asked as she moved her neck which audibly cracked.
"Please we're not scared of some red haired cunt!" One of the mobsters yelled in defiance
"... oh you guys are so dead" Naruto winced as he saw his mother scowl in fury
"I'm going to feed you your own heart" Kushina said before she dashed at the man and plunged her fist into his chest. Ripping through the man's chest like it were tissue paper as she pulled out the man's heart. "Now swallow!" Kushina yelled as she shoved the heart into the man's mouth. Dislocating his jaw as she did so
"Holy shit!" Another mobster yelled in shock and terror
"One pest down. Ten more to go! Make it fun for me boys!" Kushina yelled as her gaze turned to the other mobsters
"Hold her off boys!" Tony ordered as he ran towards a window and dove out of it
"Fucking coward!" Naruto yelled as he grabbed one of his men and snapped his arm before slamming the man's head into the wall. Knocking him out.
"You fools are boring me!" Kushina yelled as she grabbed another mobster and threw him against a wall before grabbing him by his throat and started to strangle him before ripping out his throat. "Scream for me you little shits! Scream!" Kushina cackled
"Ok seeing as your fat ass boss has left I'm gonna give the rest of you a choice. You leave with a broken limb from me or you answer to her" Naruto said pointing at a blood covered Kushina
"……will an arm do?" one of the mobsters asked after a moment of thought
"Smart group ok form a line and I'll do this quickly!" Naruto yelled at the rest of the mobsters
"Hold On. Which one of you is Johnny Tightlips?" Kushina asked the mobsters
"...the one whose throat you ripped out" A mobster said as Naruto was holding the man's arm
"ah…..ok go ahead brat" Kushina said with a nod at her son before the sound of breaking bones and screams was heard
Mr burns and Smithers came out of hiding from behind the couch after the fighting ended
"What Should We Do with the ones that are alive sir?" Smithers asked his boss
"Release the hounds" Mr Burns ordered with a firm tone which got a nod from Smithers
"Ha! I like you ojisan!" Kushina said with a laugh at this
"Wait so you were serious about that?" Naruto asked remembering what Kushina had said when they had arrived
"Yes he's family. His blood runs through us just like Mito's does" Kushina said as she nodded
"... that explains so much" Naruto said flatly
"You definitely have that Burns spirit to deal with your enemies" Mr Burns said with a smile at Kushina
"It's not often I get to dirty my own hands. So I enjoy it when I can. There's always a satisfaction to crushing my enemies beneath my feet." Kushina grinned
Mr Burns then looked at Naruto with interest "hmmm not a bad specimen for a son you have. And I have been looking for an heir. Yes I believe as thanks for your help your son shall be my new heir" he said with a smile at Naruto
"Score!" Kushina said with a smile at this
"Lisa is so gonna be mad if she finds out I'm related to him" Naruto grumbled as he covered his face with his hand
"Oh suck it up buttercup. If she's a good one she will get over it. Besides, we have bigger issues. Mainly fat boy running off in the Night until he suffers A Heart Attack from the first bit of exercise he's done since elementary School" Kushina said with a scowl
"You had half his men killed today and we had him run back to his men scared. I think this counts as a win" Naruto said with a flat tone of voice
"Bah! If I had the chance I'd have killed all of them!" Kushina scoffed
"Oh I really like you" Mr Burns chuckled sinisterly
"We will be in touch, Oji-san. Just play nice with my kid. He may not be a killer like me but he's still vicious.
"Of course he's part Burns. If me and mito had one thing in common was loyalty to family. And also a love of watching people scream in agony from torture. Ah those were the days" Burns reminisced
"I'll say it again this explains a lot about you kaa-san" Naruto said as he shuddered after all his memories of his mom slowly started to make sense now.
"I'll take that as a compliment brat. Now let's get back to the house before the cops show up" Kushina said
"Don't worry they won't hear a thing about you two. As for the bodies I have ways of making them disappear" Mr Burns said as the two Uzumaki headed for the dor
"I got to murder idiots and don't have to hide the bodies? This is fun day" Kushina grinned." Let's go home. I'm sure your ladies want you restrained to your bed." Kushina said to Naruto
"They don't do that with me. I'm in contro- why are we talking about this now?" Naruto shook his head with a groan as his mother cackled madly