(Naruto's house. 2 days after Burns Manor incident)
It had been a hectic two days after Kushina and Naruto decimated Tony's entourage at Mr. Burns mansion. Tony himself had run away into the night and was off the grid. The yakuza all knew he had to be somewhere in the city or at the very least close to it via some safehouse or hideout. However even with assistance from turncoat members of Tony's mobsters the raids on each safehouse were slow going.
To start only Tony's higher ups had any real knowledge of every safe house and most of them were with Tony. The grunts that had left his service to work under the Uzumakis had only select knowledge of certain safehouses. Even though Tony himself wasn't in the safehouses the raid teams run by Fuu and Konan still made out with some goods and valuables left there to turn a profit as well as hidden weaponry to add to their arsenals. However despite the good luck in making something out of the failed hunt Kushina only sought one thing.
Fat Tony. She wanted that bastard kneeling before her and her son before she severed his fat head from his fat body.
"No sign of Fat Tony in this hideout Blood Empress" Konan spoke through a burner phone to Kushina
"Dammit! Head to the next house! I want fat boy brought to me asap!" Kushina growled out before hanging up and letting out a frustrated grunt
"You should calm down mom. Getting agitated won't get you anywhere" Naruto said as he walked into the room adjusting the black tie of his black suit with a white undershirt
"I'll calm down when I have fat boy dead on the floor. He messed with my family and set a cheap hit out on me. I'm gonna make him pay!" Kushina growled out with a scowl
"Calm down mom. I've been hunting him already and taking down his business. It's only a matter of time before he tries to make a comeback and when he does we can take him down once and for all" Naruto told her in an effort to placate his mother
"(Sigh) you're right. Fine I'll call off the safehouse searches for now. We've raided 15 of them already. However the second we have a lead on which one he's in we strike" Kushina told Naruto firmly
"Understood. On a lighter note we have most of fat boys territory. Only places we don't have at this point are the police force and the mayor." Naruto informed her
"Ah yes Mayor Quimby right? What a pathetic waste of flesh." Kushina said with an eye roll
"Yeah you're not wrong. It amazes me how he's still mayor with all the scandals him and his family keep having." Naruto said with a sigh
"So what's the plan for dealing with him? Whack him? Off him? Skin him? Ooh are you gonna put him in an oil drum filled with cement and toss him into the sea?" Kushina asked with a wicked grin
"... I was just gonna get him out of the mayoral seat and put someone easily manipulated in it" Naruto told her with a flat tone
"Bah. Fine it's your territory and I'm just visiting but I still think the oil drum is the best idea" Kushina scoffed as she sat down in a chair
"Relax. Not everything needs to be solved with unaliving people mom. Let me handle this okay?" Naruto asked her
"... fine. So on a different topic how are things with your girlfriend and her family? Were they shocked Old Monty named you his heir?" Kushina asked with a smirk
"Yeah I still need to explain that to Lisa" Naruto sighed as he really did have a lot on his plate now.
"Well we may not be able to help with explaining things to your girlfriend but I do have a solution for a new mayor" Ino said as she walked into the room
"Oh?" Kushina asked curiously before Ino tossed a photo on the table for the mother and son to see. The photo depicted a woman in a pink dress with long blonde hair and a sash saying Miss Springfield
"Gossip and rumors from the burlesque house had me dig up some info. This chick? She's Miss Springfield aka Quimby's secret lover. Completely idiotic and illiterate even. You get her in power and get someone as her assistant and you can have her run the place via proxy. And use her to ruin Quimby's reputation." Ino told them with a smirk on her lips
"I like it" Kushina said with a grin "you just moved up a few spots for ranking my sons bitches" Kushina told her smirking
"Oi! Don't degrade them like that mom!" Naruto groaned at her words
"Oh you know I say it with love. Maybe. Kind of. Ah who cares." Kushina cackled with her crazed grin
"Of course." Naruto said with an eye roll "Ino keep watch on her. Get any and all info you can. Once we have enough we can meet her and bring her to our side. Replace an incompetent mayor in Tony's pocket for one in ours" Naruto said
"And cause you'd want to make her scream your name right?" Ino asked smirking
"We will see. She has to earn that." Naruto said with a chuckle "anyways I'm gonna go to the simpsons and check on them. You guys keep me updated on any changes in the hunt for fat boy" Naruto ordered as Ino saluted him
"Yes prince" she said with a nod
"Have fun brat! Don't do anything I wouldn't do!" Kushina said with a smirk as Naruto started to head for the door
"You have limits? Since when?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"Stop being a smartass and go talk to your girl! From what I hear she hates Burns and will want an explanation. Better it comes from you than from some tabloid or newspaper article" Kushina told him
"Yeah you're right. Alright see you later mom" Naruto said as he took a breath before walking over to the Simpson house
(Simpson house)
Naruto approached the door and knocked on it before it was opened by Homer
"Oh Naruto, my soon to be son in law! It's great to see you!" Homer yelled happily as he hugged him
"Uh thanks?" Naruto asked confused as while Homer liked him he never really was huggy or anything
"Marge, can you make us some tea?! My boss's new heir is here!" Homer yelled
"... oh crap" Naruto groaned as he entered to see Lisa on the couch looking at a newspaper alongside Bart and Maggie. A newspaper with an article from Mr Burns naming his new Heir
"So the news covered this before I could say anything huh?" Naruto asked nervously as Lisa set the paper down
"explanation……now" Lisa said with a firm tone as she pointed at the paper which showed an article that was saying that Naruto was now Burn's heir
"Ok so you know how my family is in a 'very legitimate' business?" Naruto asked, getting a nod "yeah so back in the day when the Uzumaki family was just starting out Mr Burns was a member of our organization for a brief time. While in Japan he had…. Relations with our founder Mito who is my Great grandmother. Anyways uh his blood runs through mine and my mom's veins. And after we went to his mansion to try and remove a fat stain on this city, he named me heir after ridding some 'trash' from the premises" Naruto explained as best he could
"So Fat Tony threatened him. You and your mom beat the hell out of his goons, and then Burns named you his heir due to blood and interest" Maggie surmised
"... yeah. I was coming to tell Lisa about it as I didn't want her to find out via secondhand info. However it seems like the news traveled to her already" Naruto said with a sigh
"Sounds like you're off the hook to me" Bart said as he looked at Lisa
"... I'm not happy about it but… I can't be mad at you. Also cause his sins aren't yours to bare" Lisa said with a smile
"That and as his heir he can have a say in how Burns power plant is run" Maggie said with a scoff as she gave her sister a knowing look
"Hush" Lisa said to her little sister
"Alright well now that that's out of the way what's on the docket miss Simpson?" Naruto asked Lisa with a smile
"Well we were gonna take grandpa out for our monthly Outing. Dad found a discount safari to take him to" Lisa said with a sigh as while she was fine bringing her grandfather she didn't like the idea of a discount safari
"Interesting choice but I'm game. If you guys want I have an extra large van that can fit all of you so you don't have to take your guys car and be cramped up" Naruto offered
"And is the van filled with items pertaining to your 'legitimate business'?" Lisa asked with a quirked eyebrow
"Of course not. We have Anko's van for that" Naruto said
"So that's why I have heard screams from that thing" Homer muttered
"Hey they attacked your boss so they have it coming. Probably. Anyways I can get the van and take us there" Naruto offered as Marge came into the living room
"That'd be wonderful. Will any of your….. guards Join us?" Marge asked curiously
"I'll probably bring Gaara. He's been working himself to the bone lately and he could use some relaxation." Naruto said
"Oh come on I hardly ever get to spend time with one of your guards and you bring the dull one?" Maggie asked with an annoyed look
"Easy kiddo Gaara's my sworn brother. He may not have much personality but he's always got my back. And I'd trust him with my life as well as everyone's here." Naruto said with a genuine smile as he knew him and Gaara were close
"That and his sister is hot for you" Lisa said with a knowing look as she couldn't fault him for that as she had checked out Temari on occasion too
"That also helps I suppose. Besides I can't bring Anko after last time we went to a safari. So many dead tigers" Naruto muttered to himself
"What she do?" Homer asked curiously
"She got drunk and thought she was a crocodile hunter. Didn't end well. One minute she was in the tent getting drunk, next thing I know she's climbing trees half naked with a dagger in her mouth as she leapt onto a tiger. Thank god I was able to pay off that lawyer" Naruto said with a sigh just remembering it
"Damn it that would be Fun to see" Bart and Maggie grumbled
"Relax kids Gaara is cool too. He's just less crazy. I'll go get the van while you guys get ready" Naruto said before he left to his house to collect his sworn brother and the van
(5 minutes later)
"Yo what's up dude?" Bart asked in greeting Gaara as he got into the driver's seat of the van with the Simpson family
"I believe the sky and Clouds are up" Gaara said with his usual emotionless tone
"... wow" Lisa muttered as even as sheltered as she was growing up that was a response she wasn't expecting
"The hell caused him to be like this?" Maggie asked Naruto confused
"Not my story to tell kid. Not my story to tell" Naruto told her as they arrived at the old folks home
"This is where your grandfather stays?" Gaara asked looking at the rather bleak looking building as Homer went to get Abe
"yeah it's the closest to us so we can visit him and it's not too expensive either" Lisa said as she wasn't happy about the location either
"While true, if what I have heard is correct they need better staff and things for the senior's to do besides sit around and watching a barely functioning tv. Hmm maybe I should give Shizune and Tsunade a call" Naruto muttered to himself
"Another property to add to your list?" Lisa asked curiously
"If so it would be a legitimate one like Moe's and several others." Naruto said as just cause he was yakuza didn't mean he didn't have legitimate businesses as well. Same for his mom.
"Get your hands off me! I have plans dammit! It's my Girlfriend's birthday!" Abe yelled as Homer dragged him into the van
"Sure it is dad. She can come along. There's a seat right next to Bart for her" Homer said with a chuckle thinking his dad had an imaginary girlfriend
"what the-?! Who the hell are you two?!" Abe yelled at Naruto and Gaara
"Grandpa this is my boyfriend and his driver. They are taking us out this month" Lisa said as she was also skeptical of her grandfather having a girlfriend and believed he was just trying to get out of the monthly visit cause he was cranky
"Hello sir. We've actually met before but My name is Naruto Uzumaki. This is my friend Gaara" Naruto introduced himself
"Uzumaki?! Oh lord they're here for revenge for 1945! Get me out of the country! Take me to Ireland!" Abe yelled terrified
"sir relax I'm not here to harm you I promise. 1945 was long before my mom took over so you're fine." Naruto tried to placate the man as Gaara started driving
"Depending on what he did at least" Gaara said unemotionally which did not help the old man's terror
"Help me!! Save me Bea!!!" Grandpa yelled as he tried to leave through the car door but it was locked
"This is gonna be a long day" Bart muttered
(Discount safari)
The discount lion safari was really, really lackluster to be honest. You just drove your car through the safari and watched for animals mainly from your car. So it was definitely a tourist attraction
"Are we in Africa yet?" Abe asked with heavy sarcasm in his words
"Next time we'll take one of my family's planes there instead mr Simpson. This place just screams greedy tourist attraction" Naruto said as Gaara drove
"Oh c'mon it's not that bad" Homer defended it. As soon as he said the van halted as it got stuck in a mud puddle
"... you were saying dad?" Maggie asked with a flat tone
"It's alright we have some stuff to help get the van out of the mud. Gaara grab the ropes from the back and put the car in neutral you and me will push it out" Naruto said as he moved to get out of the van
"Sir are you sure we should do that when we have a pack of lions surrounding us?" Gaara asked as he pointed outside
"Goddammit" Naruto groaned as he saw that they were indeed surrounded
"We should just wait For Help inside the van" Marge said nervously
"How long will that take though?" Abe asked concerned he'd really miss his girlfriend's birthday
"I'm sure it won't be long right?" Lisa said hopefully
(the next morning)
12 hours. That's how long they were stuck for. 12 bloody hours
"Well this isn't how I expected to spend the night with you for the first time" Lisa said with a sigh as she laid against Naruto's shoulder
"Oh what were you thinking?" Naruto asked with a grin
"Can't say in front of my family you dolt" Lisa said with a teasing smirk
"do these lions have nothing better to do?" Bart groaned seeing as the lions still hadn't bloody moved
"Yeah I've had enough of this. I'm gonna chase em off" Naruto said with a scowl
"Hold on someone is coming!" Marge said as she pointed behind the van where what looked like some rangers in some jeeps with fresh steaks for the lions causing said animals to disperse
"you folks alright?" One of the rangers asked after the other jeep lead the lions away
"Yes thank you for the help" Marge said with a smile
"My lawyer will be in touch." Naruto said calmly
"Now now. There's no need for lawyers to get involved mr Uzumaki" the ranger said
"... how do you know my name?" Naruto asked with a narrowed gaze
"... dammit I shouldn't have said that" The ranger said before pulling out a knife
"Gaara?" Naruto said with an even tone
Gaara said nothing before he pulled out a silenced pistol and shot the man in the hand making him drop the knife
"gah! What The fuck?!" The ranger grunted out
"Let me guess a certain fat ass has some money in this place and the plan was make it seem like you were saving us. Make us grateful, lead us to a safe building on the premises and then kill us before feeding our bodies to the lions right?" Naruto asked getting a wide eyed stare from the ranger
"How the?!" The ranger asked baffled
"Gotta say good plan I respect it…..let's see if these lion will settle for eating you cause it looks like they finished their steaks" Naruto said with a cold tone as the lions had returned and were now staring down the bleeding ranger
"N-nice kitties. Good kitties" the ranger said nervously towards the large cats
"You better run stupid" Maggie said with a grin at this as Bart got out his phone to record this
"I'm so getting a million views for this one" Bart said gleefully as the lions rushed at the now fleeing ranger who screamed in pure horror as he ran the hell away from the hungry lions
"Alright let's get the van out now that that's over. Sorry you guys had to see that but I wasn't gonna let him hurt you guys" Naruto said
"Indeed I apologize but I can't allow harm to come to the prince" Gaara said
"Dude we're sworn brothers you don't have to call me that" Naruto groaned at his second in command
"Well considering the fact nobody died I can consider this a good day" Marge said
"We Were trapped in a van for 12 hours mom" Bart said deadpan
"Gotta say that was a clean shot" Maggie said looking at Gaara inquisitively as he and Naruto started to try and get the van unstuck
"Gaara is my second in command for a reason kid. He's skilled with weapons and martial arts. He's also My main sparring partner. If there's anyone in the organization I trust to have my back it's him" Naruto said with a smile after getting the van unstuck
"Yea yea get me back home!" Abe yelled as he honked the horn of the van
"sure thing mr Simpson" Naruto said with small chuckle
"He is lucky that it was not Anko's van he touched the wheel of. He would be in intense agony after she was done hurting him before the lions ripped him to shreds" Gaara said in his monotone voice
"I still want to intern with her FYI" Maggie said with a grin at this
"no Interning With the local Yakuza" Marge told her youngest daughter
"Killjoy" Maggie grumbled as the van was pushed out of the mud before Naruto and Gaara drove the van back to the Retirement Castle
(back at the retirement castle)
The group managed to make it back so they could drop Abe off first. The older simpson hurried out of the van only to see an ambulance in front of the building
"I'm here. I'm finally here. Where's Bea?" Abe asked an old man with a long white beard named Jasper
"Abe Bea passed away last night her heart gave out from a burst ventricle" Jasper said sadly to his friend
"No… she didn't die from a burst ventricle. She died of a broken heart" Abe said looking down sadly
Naruto and the rest of the Simpson family frowned at this especially Homer who felt awful for not believing his dad
(a few days later)
A few days later Naruto was out in his front yard getting some yard work done just as the Simpson family came back in their car wearing their funeral suits
"Hey how did the funeral go?" Naruto asked Lisa
"I'll be in the garage" Homer muttered sadly as he walked into the garage with a six pack of beer
"Grandpa is mad at dad still. He Disowned him and blames dad for mossing Bea's final moments" Lisa explained with a sad tone
"Oof guess me paying for beas funeral didn't help much?" Naruto asked as he winced slightly in sympathy for Homer
"No he actually told me to thank you for that and that he approves of you" Lisa said with a small smile
"Well I guess that's something. Do you want me to check on Homer? Make sure he doesn't go Overboard?" Naruto asked Marge
"I think it'd be best if you left Homer to his own devices dear" Marge said with a sigh knowing that Homer just wanted to be alone right now as he was hurting
"DOH!!!!" Homer was heard yelling from inside the garage
"If you say so. Offers on the table regardless since he's practically family" Naruto said with a smile
"What happened dad?" Lisa asked as she went inside the garage
"Dad called and told me Bea left him all her money and that I ain't getting a single cent! He really does hate me!" Homer groaned out despondently
"I'm sure that's not true dad. Grandpa just needs time. He's still hurting" Bart said trying to cheer him up
"I want my daddy back" Homer whined as he opened another beer
Naruto sighed at this as he walked over to his motorcycle
"Where are you going?" Maggie asked curiously
"I'm gonna talk with Abe" Naruto said as he got on his bike
"I don't think that's a good idea" Lisa admitted
"Maybe not. But I lost my father and have things I Can never say to him. I'm not gonna let this divide them without having tried to help" Naruto said seriously as he drove off
"... you picked a good one Lisa" Marge told her daughter with a small smile
Lisa smiled at this as she nodded in agreement
(Outside Herman's Military antiques)
Naruto had driven to the Retirement castle looking for Abe only to be told he was in the city, and was probably at Herman's antiques as he liked to frequent the military shop do to the nostalgia from when he was in the army, navy, marines, air force, and coast guard.
"There you are ojisan" Naruto said as he entered the shop and saw Abe paying the one armed store clerk for a fez hat
"Ah Naruto right? Thanks for what you did for Bea. I think she would've appreciated it" Abe said with a smile as he turned to greet Naruto
"It wasn't an issue at all. But I was hoping to talk to you about-." Naruto said as he walked towards him before he was interrupted
"You want to talk? Sure if you can show me some places where I can actually have fun" Abe offered
"Fun?" Naruto asked raising an eyebrow at this
"Bea told me in her will that she wants me to have fun with her money and I am dagnabbit! Abe said with a stubborn tone
"I see…. Hmm maybe the burlesque house then?" Naruto offered
"I mean clean fun I'm not using Bea's money on whores! I have my own checks for that" Abe grunted
"…….while I can respect that they aren't exactly whores mister Simpson. They just put on some shows." Naruto said
"Oh……they have drinks?" Abe asked after some science
"Yup" Naruto said with a nod
"Your driving" Abe said as he looked at Naruto's motorcycle
"You don't want me to call a cab?" Naruto asked curiously
"You think I haven't been on the back of a motorcycle before boy? Why back in the army me and my buddy Charlie drove into a squad of Russians with nothing but a pistol with no ammo and a box of knives" Abe said as he sat behind Naruto
Naruto chuckled at this as he started the bike and took off deciding to go slow so Abe wouldn't get hurt
(Burlesque house an hour later)
"So what do you think?" Naruto asked as thanks to Ino now running the place they managed to get a private booth along with some decent food and drinks while watching the shows out on by scantily clad women
"I mean it's nice and all but I just feel empty" Abe said with a sigh
"Oh? Are you not enjoying spending the money on yourself?" Naruto asked curiously
"Not really. I mean I know Bea said to spend it on myself and have fun but it just feels hollow" Abe said with a sigh
"Well if you're not having fun with it maybe you can use it to make people close to you happy or even others in general." Naruto suggested as he knew there were always people in need of financial help no matter what city, state, or country
"Make people happy? Make people Happy! You're a genius boy!" Abe said with a smile as he stood up from the booth.
"Woah hold on what about what I wanted to talk to you about?" Naruto asked
"Oh right, what was is it sonny?" Abe asked curiously as he sat down
"I just wanted to see if you'd maybe forgive Homer. I know you blame him for what happened but I also don't think Bea would've wanted that." Naruto said
"And why should I?" Abe asked with a small frown
"Look I know that you two may not always get along according to Lisa and the others. But you guys are still father and son. And Lisa is my girlfriend. Eventually we'll be family and I don't want to have a repeat pof what happened with me and my dad to happen to you two" Naruto said seriously
"Repeat? What do you mean?" Abe asked confused
"(Sigh) when I was 10 I lost my father. He went through my entire childhood not knowing my mother's position. He was a doctor however. He found out one day about our work and how my mother intended to have me succeed her eventually in our business. He flipped out. Went to work angrily. That was the last I ever saw him cause when he was at work a rival family killed him to get to us. There's so much mom and I never got to tell him because he was upset and then just gone" Naruto said with a sad smile
"Oh…. I'm sorry" Abe said with a frown
"Don't be it's not your fault. I just don't want you guys to have things unsaid between you in case of the worst. I honor my father everyday by wearing suits he wore to events. And I know you and Homer are different from me and my father but regardless I don't want you guys to hate each other forever. You don't have to immediately forgive him but at least consider it please" Naruto offered to the older simpson male
"... I'll consider it" Abe said as he stood up from the table "thanks for showing me this place boy. I'll see you around" Abe said as he left the burlesque house
"(Sigh) hopefully that got through to him" Naruto muttered to himself
"I think you did fine there cutie" Ino said as she came into the private booth
"Thanks gotta say you did a good job with this place" Naruto said as he looked around
"yup I managed to update some of the decor to appeal to a younger demographic. Not enough to alienate the older clients but enough to get some newer ones in as well as tourists" Ino said with a grin
"I knew you'd be perfect for the job. How's Sakura doing here with security?" Naruto asked curiously
As he asked that a loud crash was heard down below as Sakura threw a man out the door
"And if I see you peeping on the girls dressing room again I'm gonna Shove your head up your own ass!" Sakura yelled before slamming the door on the kicked out fool
"You girls are definitely doing a good job" Naruto said with a chuckle at this as Sakura entered the room
"enough for a reward?" Ino asked with a flirty smirk while Sakura smiled brightly
"sorry Ladies as much as I'd love to I have to go find a certain woman and have her replace the mayor" Naruto said as he paid the bill and left
"Damn it!" Sakura groaned
"Yea I was all ready to go too since I'm not wearing underwear" Ino said with a pout
"…..wanna go at it upstairs?" Sakura asked after a few moments of silence
"Damn straight!" Ino yelled before dragging Sakura upstairs
(With Naruto)
As soon as he left the burlesque house his phone started to ring. So he picked it up
"This is Naruto" Naruto answered
"Prince I have a lead on the woman Quimby is having an affair with" Konan's voice said over the phone "miss Springfield is currently at the tv studio you control for an interview with that big breasted elvira knock off you have employed for a talk show"
"Ah Barbara. Of course. Thanks Konan. That saves me the trouble of tracking her down. I'll go meet her" Naruto said as he nodded
"Want me to accompany you? I am close by to the studio after another safe house turned out to be a dead end" Konan asked curiously
"If you want meet you there" Naruto said as he got into his car and started the motorcycle but paused as he saw Ino shoved against her second story window with Sakura behind her. Ino's nude breasts pressed against the glass as Sakura pulled on her long blonde hair
"... Fuck I should've taken that offer" Naruto grumbled to himself as he drove away his pants now far tighter. If he didn't have a job to take care of he'd be rushing up there and taking both of them
(Tv studio)
It was an irritating drive but Naruto had calmed himself from the sight of Ino and Sakura as he pulled up to the tv studio. As he pulled up he saw Konan waiting for him leaning against a wall wearing a black shirt, Black leather pants, and black bracelets covered with spikes. Her usual gothic attire
"Prince? you ok?" Konan asked curiously as Naruto approached her and paused to check her out
"Curse my weakness for goths" Naruto muttered under his breath
"I thought redheads were your weakness?" Konan asked with a smirk
"I can have other weaknesses" Naruto said with a firm tone
"Well if my prince wishes me to please him" Konan mused as she lightly smirked
"... maybe after the meeting." Naruto said
"Very well, so out of curiosity what would you do if I threw on a red wig while wearing this?" Konan asked still smirking as Naruto started walking into the studio
"Can't hear you," Naruto said as he ignored her teasing tone, making her giggle. It didn't take long for them to reach Barbara's office. When they arrived they saw her speaking with a bombshell of a woman with long blonde hair and a Miss Springfield sash and from what it looked like Barbara was on her last nerve she had E cup breasts a curvy body and a plump ass
"Are we interrupting?" Naruto asked as he and Konan entered the office
"No Please save me from this" Barbara pleaded as she looked at Naruto
"Hello there miss, I'm the Owner of the TV studio. My name is Naruto Uzumaki. A pleasure to meet you" Naruto said with a cordial smile
"Hi Narito. I'm Stacy or Miss Springfield" The now named Stacy greeted with a smile not realizing she messed up his name
"It's Naruto but no worries about that. Now you're here because you have an interview for a talk show right?" Naruto asked
"Uh huh Joey got me an interview here for a morning talk show" Stacy said with a smile
"Except I've been explaining for the past 10 minutes we never got a request from the mayor for the interview. We can't just schedule one out of nowhere. These things take time and planning" Barbara said with a sigh
"Why would the mayor lie and say you have an interview? He has no authority over my studio" Naruto said confused
"Joey said he'd get me on tv today if last night I let him use my b-" Stacy was saying before Naruto cut her off
"Ok now it makes sense. Sorry to tell you this Stacy but he lied to you for sex" Naruto told her with a frown
"What? But why? He's been with me since his wife died? He doesn't need to lie to me" Stacy asked confused
"... you wanna tell her or should I?" Konan asked Naruto
"You do it you're more kind when it comes to bad news" Naruto said as he shook his head
"Huh?" Stacy asked confused
"um listen Stacy I really hate to say this but Mayor Quimby's wife is alive. He's been lying to you for a while now" Konan said
"What? I told him I refuse to be the other woman! Wait is that why that crazy lady has been calling me calling me a whore?" Stacy asked as she tilted her head to the side
"I'd say so. She probably doesn't know you had no idea. Add that to another reason to remove him from office" Naruto said with a frown.
"Remove him from office?" Stacy asked with a quirked eyebrow
"Yes see, a lot of people aren't happy with Joey's attitude and way he does things. So we're trying to find things to get him out and out someone else in office. I think you can help us get rid of him with all the Stuff you told us." Naruto said with a smile to her
"Wait if I do that then how am I gonna pay bills if Joey is out of office? He said the taxes on the city go to my bills and food and stuff" Stacy asked confused
"Bingo" Konan said with a smirk of victory
"Not to worry Stacy, I'll pay your bills for helping us out. In fact I think I can help you become the mayor instead of him" Naruto said as he smiled at Stacy
"Me? As Mayor?" Stacy asked as she envisioned herself with that kind of a job
"Yeah and I think if she becomes mayor I'll be her assistant then. Right prince?" Konan asked with a knowing smirk as Naruto was helping this woman while also making sure the town wasn't in jeopardy of someone underqualified in office
"Exactly. What do you say Stacy? Want payback on Joey for lying to you?" Naruto asked with a smile as he held out his hand to her
"Sure. I wanna make Joey pay for lying to me. What do I need to do?" Stacy asked
"You just listen to me and my boss and everything will be fine" Konan said with a smile at Stacy
"Yup in fact why don't you two use one of the offices and get to know each other a bit" Naruto said with a smile
"Ooh that sounds fun. Ok first thing about me I hate bras" Stacy said as she and Konan started to walk out of the room
"Impressive work there prince" Barbara said with a smirk at Naruto
"Hey she's not at fault for Quimby's lies and I'm not gonna let her suffer because of his bs. It may seem a bit manipulative but can you honestly say her in charge would be worse than Quimby?" Naruto asked as he sat down across from Barbara
"With you pulling her strings the town would be way better off even with your 'legitimate business' activities" Barbara said with air quotes
"Exactly and now with her on our side Quimby falls as does another domino of Tony's empire. All's that's left is the police force and Tony will be effectively shut out from the city" Naruto said
"I must say you get the job done. Now we just need to see if you keep that consistency" Barbara said with a smile
"I don't go back on my word. When All's said and done this town will be far better than Tony ever made it. I promise that" Naruto told her
(with Tony)
Tony was hold up inside a cabin that was outside the city and had just gotten informed on what had been happening in the city
"Damn it! Damn it!!! All my resources cut off! The only ones I have left are on the force and that won't last for much longer. The Uzumakis have taken the mayor out of the picture by going after his broad!" Tony yelled in anger as he kicked a table over
"I'm sure we can do something boss" a mobster said trying to placate his boss
"With what? All's I have left are you schmucks and Michael. (Sigh) I spent so much time and effort running that city making money and now it's all gone because of that brat and his high ranking criminal family" Tony groaned
"Then maybe you need some help from outside your own ranks" a voice said from the doorway making Tony and his men draw their pistols at the door only for knives to suddenly impale the gun barrels blocking any attempt to fire
"Who the hell are you?" Tony asked with a glare as a figure strolled into the cabin wearing a black leather jacket with a red and white fan emblazoned on the back, a blue shirt, and a pair of black jeans and boots.
"The Name's Sasuke Uchiha. And I have a proposition for you in regards to killing the Uzumakis" Sasuke said with a smirk
"...I'm listening" Tony said as he smirked back at the Uchiha