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Chapter 9: Weeaboo-Boo

(Rockview, USA)

Within the suburbs of Rockview USA, Blitz and Anguirus were walking through the bushes. "Aw thanks Mills, but Anguirus and I don't need backup to take down some suburban college girl. You enjoy that bullshit musical and stop trying to use me as an excuse to get out of it–" He heard her arguing on the phone which made him annoyed. "Hey, look. If I had to sit through that miserable French hog shit, well so do you, okay? Bye, Mills!" He hangs up on her and looks to Anguirus. "Okay big guy, are you ready for your first mission?" He asked him.

"To be honest… no. I mean, I've killed people before, just not in this particular fashion." He confessed how he felt about all this.

"Don't worry, it's easy. Just take a knife, and stab this college girl before she could react." He gave Anguirus his knife as he walked with him to the house. Blitz peeked into the window and found the parents downstairs watching TV as he chuckled and looked up towards Emberlynn's window. He climbed up a tree and saw her in her room as he chuckled mischievously. "Oh ho, ho. Bingo. B-Y-N-G-O." He chuckled and looked down to Anguirus. "Quick, get up here." He told him.

"I'm not a tree climber… but I might be able to climb along the wall." Anguirus told him as he approached the wall of the house and dug his claws between the bricks and started climbing up towards the window.

Watching him climb, Blitz chuckled as he got the window open for him. "Okay, get this done quickly, and we can go home." He told her as he watched Anguirus try to get in, but his spikey shell got in the way, and he tried to push him in. "I love killing, shooting things, I'll use a saw! I'll use a fork, too! Da dun, da da." He struggled to push him in. "I love killing things with any kind of weapon…" He manages to get him through a bit more. "I gave this guy a knife to kill someone, and his first target is a stupid bitch!" He pushes him in all the way. "Alright, you're up, big guy." He told him as he hid himself.

Growling in annoyance, Anguirus turned towards Emberlynn who was watching an anime of some kind. He sighed as he crawled towards her quietly, he took the knife and stood up. "Sorry kid…" He apologized as he went to stab her, but a barrier blocked the knife and knocked it back as he got hit in the face. "OW! WHAT THE FUCK?!" He exclaimed as the knife flew into Emberlynn's doll.

This surprised her as she immediately shrank her screen. "AHHH!" She screamed as she fell over and hit the floor. "Oh!" She got up and saw Anguirus as she examined him, and her face began to flush. "Ohhh." She said, looking cute.

Meanwhile, her parents heard the commotion upstairs, the father looked away with a disgusted look. "Ugh, must be watching them damn "hen-tays" again." He said with annoyance.

"Why won't she leave?!" The mother asked.

Meanwhile, Emberlynn was looking on with curiosity at Anguirus. "Oh my god! What… are you?" She asked him.

Groaning in pain from what he went through, he shot an annoyed glare at her. "As of now, I'm pissed. And I'm going to be your literal nightmare, you little-" He went to kill her, but the pendant around Emberlynn began to glow and formed a barrier that knocked Anguirus back down. "Fuck!" He exclaimed as he looked at her. "How are you doing this? What is that?!" He pointed to her pendant.

"It's official merch from "Akuma no Otto". It's the pendant given to Setsuki in episode 5-6-9 that protects its wearer from–" She paused as she mysteriously let out a cat sound. "Wait, are you a demon? Like… a real demon?" She asked as she had a crazed look in her eyes.

"Basically, I'm a Kaiju. Look, where did you even get something like–"

"A Kaiju?" Emberlynn interrupted him as she acted sweet and innocent in the most annoying way possible. "Here to steal a little kitten like me? Forced to become a part of your monstrous harem, "blushes"." She literally said it as she blushed.

"Huh…?" Anguirus asked in confusion as he got up. "Why d'you think I would do something like tha-?" Before he could ask, he looked around the room, immediately noticing Monster-Lover merch on the shelves, along the walls, and even noticed a few Kaiju merchandise as well. He even spotted a book called "My First Time with an Eldritch Horror" on the shelves, including a Cthulhu body pillow. "Ohhhh, you're one of those." He surmised as Emberlynn approached him.

"So what's your name?" She asked him.

"Uhhh, Anguirus." He introduced himself.

"What are you gonna do to me, Angy-kun?" She asked while leaning against her shelf full of merchandise.

"Ugh, Angy-kun? Seriously? Also, apparently nothing while you're wearing that." He gestured to her pendant.

She blushed upon hearing it. "I don't feel like myself. Are- are you… putting some sort of- nasty spell over me?" She asked while trying to ask sexily.

"What? No, I'm literally just standing here, lady." He told her, feeling bewildered.

"If you say so, master. I mean…" She flicks her hair and puts on a lustful face. "Daddy…" She said as she crawled towards him. "But when you look into my eyes…" She said as Anguirus' eyes squinted. "It's like I have no control over my…" She attempted to kiss him, but suddenly slapped him as he yelped. "No!"

"Ahh-haaah, you little…!" He complained.

"You monstrous brute! I'm too pure of heart for you to corrupt!" She exclaimed.

He immediately facepalmed himself upon hearing it. "Oh, thank fucking Tanaka." He said to himself.

"Tanaka?" She asked excitedly as she approached him. "Is that your lord? The one you plan to offer me to as a sexual sacrifice?" She asked him as he had a disturbed look on his face, she suddenly gasps and rushes to her computer. "But once you have me, you realize you could never go through with it because I'm the only woman who could ever make you feel something after the loss of your wife!" She exclaimed while writing a fanfic and beaming bright as Anguirus blinked in surprise. "Your wife– who was the first one your lord Tanaka took as a concubine. But now you'd rather have me!" She squeezed her chest like they were a squeaky toy. "And you'd rather fight him to the death than allow me to come to the same fate!" She slid on her knees in front of him.

"Uhh, first off, Ew! Second of all, I was sent here to kill you, alright? Because from what I heard, you were a bitch online one time, someone didn't like it, they put a hit on you, I know it's excessive but I don't make the rules, oh well." He informed her.

Surprised by this revelation, Emberlynn looked at him surprised. "You want to kill… meee?" She asked with puppy-dog eyes.

"At this point, even more now." He said with an eye-twitch.

"Of course! You want to take my mortal soul to Hell so that we can be together forever!" She exclaimed.

Anguirus was getting thoroughly annoyed with her as he facepalmed again. "Look, whatever gets you there. Can you just take off the necklace and hand over the knife?" He requested.

"Yes master!" She said but suddenly gasped. "No, I mustn't. But I want you! My soul… but I'm destined for this!" She exclaimed as she switched between personalities.

Groaning in annoyance, Anguirus slammed his tail against the floor. "Bitch, can we hurry this up?" He asked her.

Taking the knife, Emberlyn sliced the necklace. "OHHHHHH YESSS!" She exclaimed as her pendant went flying out the window and smacked Blitz in the face as he yelped.

"Thanks." Anguirus said with an annoyed look on his face.

"Make it quick, my monstrous prince!" She bends backwards into his arms like she's in tango, Blitz was feeling thoroughly uncomfortable with this as he took the knife and stabbed her in the heart as she gasped.

She moaned from it as she enjoyed it. "Eugh. Can you please stop enjoying this so much? Fuck!" Anguirus pleaded.

"I will see you… on the other side… my- Angy-kun." She whispered in his ear as she slumped in his arms dead.

This immediately haunted Anguirus as he glanced back at Emberlynn but stabbed her a couple more times. "Stab. Stab stab." He said as he dropped the body and backed away.

Blitz gets in and sees it. "Wow, not bad for your first time. Took longer than I thought, but not bad." He told him.

"Can you just open the portal up already?" Anguirus requested as Blitz rubbed the Asmodean Crystal and opened the portal, they stepped through and entered the Hazbin Hotel. "Call the client, and tell them to wire the money. Because I want to go ahead and forget this night ever happened." He told him.

"I'm here, Angy-kuuun!" Called a familiar voice as everyone's eyes widened and they looked out, seeing Emberlynn in her demon form which was a demon cat with three eyes. "I saw your billboard! I'm here for you, my love! I'll be by your side forever! ANGY-KUUUN!" She cried out to him as Anguirus hid himself.

He panted heavily and looked towards Loona. "Loona, please tell me you hate cats." He pleaded.

"Yeah? Why?" She asked as he pointed out the window. She looked through the window and saw Emberlynn who was waving, she growled viciously as she ran outside, barking at her as Emberlynn shirked and ran from her.

Godzilla walked up to him and watched Loona chase Emberlynn, he chuckled and looked at Anguirus. "And I thought I had luck with women." He told him.

"Believe me, chief. It's not what it looks like." Anguirus assured him as he got up. "I am going to bed." He said as he walked away, making Godzilla chuckle as he shook his head as Kiki walked up.

"Is he always this shy, or is he just trying to make an impression?" She asked him.

"Anguirus is a noble soul, but he's never had to interact with females before. Especially you, Kiki." He told her.

She smiled as she watched Anguirus head to his bedroom. "I still think I have a chance with him." She said with a grin.

"Well, word of advice? Be careful of the spikes." Godzilla advised her as he walked away from her. Kiki smiled as she didn't have to worry, patience is a virtue, and she planned to take him before Emberlynn ever does.

(Author Notes: Hey guys, Leonidas1994 here. Yes, I know, short chapter. Better to get it over and done with so I didn't have to hear Emberlynn Pinkle ever again. But hey, worth it. But yeah, I wanted to have a bit of fun with this, and believe me, it was pretty simple. I hope you guys enjoy this. Also, in regards to Kumunga in the previous chapter, here's the voice I have in mind for her.)

Kumunga - Spider Queen (Kimberly Brooks)