Luna woke up on Tuesday morning. All she could think of was Clover as she had been in the hospital since Sunday. Sam had been at the hospital with her mom to help keep an eye on Clover and was giving updates every few hours.
This morning, Sam had called just as Luna had gotten ready for the day.
"Any updates?" Luna asked Sam.
"She has pneumonia. A pretty serious case of it." Sam says as Luna gasped.
With the boys…
"It's senior dare day!" Luke says as the guys were soon curious. They were also confused.
"I dare Cuphead to not use condoms." Mugman says. "And do it while recording, too."
"That can be a dare for later. We're gonna travel outside the house today. And the dares for you boys are gonna be initiated by me, Shane, or Zee." Luke says.
After a bit, the group heads out.
"Hey, Luke." Luna says, sitting outside and looking down.
"I know about the girl and I'm sorry she's sick. Dad's already trying to find her parents and he has a case open on her." Luke says.
"I know that. It's just, I promised her I'd get her a family, but I want to, um, be a mother." Luna says.
"That isn't something you discuss with me. I feel like Mom should be the one you talk to about things like that." Luke says as Luna soon takes off to find Charity. That was Luke's cue to leave.
Luke then pulls into the Sam's Club parking lot and the group gets out of the party van.
"Okay, I am initiating the first dare. And Hal is our first victim." Luke says. "For this dare, you'll be taking off your clothes. All but your shoes, Hal. Because I dare you to streak through Sam's Club."
"Ooooh…" The other guys say. Hal blushes and removes his clothes, then puts his shoes back on. Luckily, the store wasn't open to the general public as of yet, and Charity convinced the manager to open just for the group.
Hal sobbed and reluctantly did so as the rest of the guys were singing The Streak by Ray Stevens. Hal soon came back, blushing.
"Okay, you can go get dressed, Hal. Zee, it's your turn to initiate a dare." Luke says as Zee smirks at Oliver Queen, who gulped.
"I dare you to watch a whole episode of Caillou while you're dressed as him." Zee says.
Oliver Queen screamed. "YOU WANT ME TO BE BALD?!" He shouted.
"Fine. Here." Zee gives Oliver Queen a bald wig. "And only wear it for the duration of the dare. I won't make you wear it all day."
He glared at Zee, but went through with the dare as Zee stifled a giggle. Afterwards, he walked up to Zee, handed her the bald wig, and stormed off to change back into his normal clothes.
Shane decided to initiate Barry's dare.
"Run across the Earth in 80 seconds." Shane says.
"Can do!" Barry says as he does so, returning moments later with every world flag on his shoulders like a multicultural cape.
Luke dared Garth to eat anchovies. He reluctantly ate a few, then laid on the ground, crying as he was apologizing for eating his own kind.
Shane dared Cuphead to wear a dress. Cuphead sighed and grumbled, going to do so. He returned, wearing a red dress.
"Look at the pretty cup…" Shane says as Cuphead blushed.
"So, Mugman does it a lot…a bit too much." Cuphead says, remembering when Mugman was in character so hard, they almost failed to make the delivery and they were delivering exploding shoes. To this day, Mugman never figured it out. It was probably for the best.
Lucy was thinking about what to do. Cuphead wanted to have a child with her, so she wore a nice black dress.
With Luna, she finds Charity.
"What can I do for you, sweetie?" Charity asked Luna.
"You remember Clover, right?" Luna asked.
"Why, yes, I do. Why do you ask?" Charity asked.
"Well, she seems to have been banned for music and she's so cute and adorable I wanna adopt her." Luna confessed.
"Being a mother is a big responsibility, sweetie. Are you sure you're ready to take that kind of responsibility head-on?" Charity asked. Luna nods.
"Okay, then. I'll tell Forest to close the case on her and draw up some adoption papers at once." Charity says. "She's your responsibility once she's out of the hospital."
"Thank you!" Luna says.
"Of course." Charity says as she gets back to work.
Meanwhile, Zee looked at Mugman, wondering what kind of dare to initiate on him.
"I dare you to…um…have sex with Lucy." she says.
"Are you out of your mind?! Mona would kill me if she found out about that!" Mugman screamed.
Cuphead was fuming. "LUCY IS MY GIRL, MUGSY!" Cuphead screamed.
"A dare is a dare." Zee says.
"STAY OUT OF THIS!" Cuphead screams. Zee leaves.
Mugman sighed, going to do this dare. Cuphead stormed home, wanting nothing to do with this.
Lucy sees Mugman. "Have you seen Cuphead?"
"No…but I… " Mugman says and looks over as the others were spying
"Do you wanna go with me?" He asked as Lucy nodded.
"This is interesting…" Zee says, eating popcorn.
Cuphead stormed into his house and slammed the door. He threw off his letter jacket and sulked on the couch.
"I thought you were out with your friends." Kettle says, showing concern as he sat next to Cuphead.
"Zee is making Mugman have sex with Lucy. Lucy's my girl! My girl!" Cuphead sobbed. "HOW DARE SHE!"
Kettle just held Cuphead as he cried.
Meanwhile, the others watch as Mugman leaned in to kiss Lucy.
"What are you doing?!" Lucy asked.
"WHAT IN THE LIVING HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" Mona screamed upon seeing this.
"M-Mona…it….it's not what it looks like…" Mugman says.
"I should have known." she says and leaves crying.
"Zee, what have you done?!" Luke asked her. "This is cruel!"
"And you making Garth eat fish isn't cruel?" Zee says.
"This is worse! You made Mona break up with Mugman! Before the next show!" Luke screamed. "You jeopardized a relationship!"
"Okay, fine, but Cuphead still needs to do his dare." Zee says.
"That might be hard, considering Cuphead is feeling all kinds of betrayed right now." Shane says.
Zee used a spell to get Cuphead and Mugman into the same room.
"Okay, I'm sorry for that dare. I admit it was cruel." Zee says.
The cups decided to make up since it was her fault.
"I have an idea. Why don't we stop doing dares for now?" Atticus says.
"But I wanted Cuphead to do the dare." Mugman says.
"And I will. Tonight. For now, we should worry about taking Hal pageant shopping. Tomorrow's the big day." Cuphead says.
"Tomorrow?! Do I get a party?" Hal asked.
"If you win, we're going to Sugar Buzz Studios to celebrate." Barry says as a grin splits across Hal's face.
Meanwhile, Savannah sighed, going to cancel her plans, knowing the Musibros would probably not like Viney having a party.
But Viney was a huge fan of them ever since Jerbo took her to a meet and greet back in January.
"She would probably hate the party I planned for her tomorrow." she says. She also knew Viney had to work tomorrow, so there was no telling when she'd be free.
"Well, this planet revolves around Luke and the Musibros. We don't matter much anymore." Emila says as suddenly she and Savannah glitched and fell as some cupcakes fell.
"What the?!" Savannah asked.
"Well, it's about time it started." Emila says.
"What's going on?" Savannah asked.
"Some universal force just wants Luke. We were never important enough to exist. I'm surprised we lasted this long." Emila says.
"How do we stop this?" Savannah says.
"Simple, we're dying." Emila says.
"But…" Savannah says.
"Okay, I think someone messed with a past adventure of Angry Luigi and it was during a battle with Magnifico. Some girl made a wish for Luke to get his perfect birthday, thus killing a bunch of timelines and now we're suffering for Luke's happiness. If we save ourselves, Luke's happy birthday won't even happen." Emila says.
"So that's it, we go back in time and make sure that Angry Luigi finishes his mission." Savannah says.
"If you do that, Royal Woods and Metropolis will be separate. The only reason they joined forces was because of that wish. Luke loves having his friends around, so the wish made it so his friends would be right next to him, so that means other worlds that he likes will come Here the frozen universe ninjago and inkwell isles maybe pokemon…I mean I could stop it, but that would result in Luke not being with his friends in the same town." Emila says.
(Dude, Luke doesn't want every world he knows just pushing into this. I didn't do this merge because of a wish. I did this because I thought it would be a good idea. And like I said, I didn't say your characters never mattered.)
(blame Tamana for destorying the time line
"We gotta go back in time." Savannah says running off, but Emila froze her before she glitched as half of her body was glitching.
Angry Luigi and the other cosmic buddies were glitching, too.
"Go back in time?" Bill asked "That would set us back to December and that would be before the merge and on Luke's pre-birthday. Well, Luke always did love birthdays" Bill says.
"That would mean all these other events that just happened are gonna cease to exist. Meaning Shane and Hal will have never turned 18, and God knows what else." Emila says.
"What do we do?" Emma asked. "Time travel will just mess everything up."
"But if we don't fix the massive issue, then we get erased" Alem tuber says.
"Hey magic man, save us." Delta says. "I don't wanna die!"
"Fine, oh here's one in order to fix the timeline well I can make it so your adventure ends with Angry Luigi and the other counterparts winning and saving that timeline so you can live then I'll do the merging of Royal Woods, Metropolis, and New York, but….You cosmic buddies will have to lose something big. Your memories." Drell says. "I'm sure Luke and the others will remember you, but you won't remember them. It's the only way."
"Okay, let's do it.. It was nice knowing you. Tell Luke we said goodbye." Alem tuber says as the cosmic buddies look at each other and nod.
"Well, I'm going to miss Garrett. Drell, tell Garrett to come back for me." Melony says.
"Tell Edric the same." Emila says.
"I'm going to forget Cherry and Atticus, aren't I?" Angry Luigi asked.
"Yeah." Drell says.
Angry Luigi thinks. "Cherry and Atticus would want me to do something. Do it." Angry Luigi says.
Meanwhile, the others got Hal a lot of stuff as Hal would win for sure. There would be no one special, just a bunch of other guys vying for the same award.
"This will be easy." Hal says.
The sky shifted as Drell was fixing the prime timeline best he could as he sighed and looked. "Well, I kept Royal Woods, New York, and Metropolis together." Drell says, then remembered it was just supposed to be Royal Woods and Metropolis.
"Crud, I messed it up…Eh, I'm going to fix it tomorrow. I'm sure these losers can figure out that it's just temporary. " Drell says.
Melony was walking alone in the streets, shivering.
"Hey, there you are!" Kylie says.
"Who are you? And who am I?" Melony asked.
"Ha, ha, that's a good one!" Kylie laughed as she took Melony home.
Melony pushed Kylie to the ice.
"Don't touch me…" Melony says. Kylie looked hurt.
Melony slipped on the ice and fell hard.
Meanwhile, the boys were eating. Hal just smiled as tomorrow was about him.
As for the other cosmic buddies, Savannah just looked blankly.
"Hey." Jerbo says. He had no idea Savannah had lost her memories. Viney was unaware as well.
"Who am I? Ah! Elves!" Savannah screamed.
Jerbo and Viney were taken aback, Jerbo shedding tears as Viney was starting to sob as well. They were both hurt emotionally.
Willow and Skara had chosen to live together. The Parks had forgotten the Waterlashes thanks to all the memory loss they suffered.
"Shoot, Emma was supposed to be my teammate for the show…Of course she had to lose her memory. Well, at least she will be better off." Skara says.
Kylie goes to the manor, looking down.
Garrett ran up and hugged her. "I heard." He says. "Melony was cold to you."
"It's not just her. Emila blasted Edric in the eye, tearing it out because he wanted a kiss, and Savannah claims she can't bake. I think something bad happened to the cosmic buddies." Lisa says.
"Like what?" Patch asked.
"Memory loss. That means Angry Luigi has no motivation for adventures or anything in life." Atticus says.
Skylia was worried. Her kids just forgot everything. They didn't even remember each other.
"Why did the Parks leave us at a time like this? Oh…" Skylia says.
Jerbo and Viney packed what they could as they then left the Dossmeyer home, fighting back tears.
"You think she'll remember us?" Viney asked. "Now we have no home, no parents…"
Savannah's parents begged them to come back.
"She called us elves!" Jerbo screamed.
"She's just dealing with memory loss." Savannah's mother says.
"It hurt our feelings!" Viney says.
Savannah's parents look down and reluctantly let them go.
"We'll come back when all this is resolved and we'll actually be remembered as her siblings and not elves!" Jerbo says as he leaves with Viney.
Emira was using a healing glyph to fix Edric's right eye, which was the one Emila hurt.
Cool Josh laughed as he, Mike, and Josh were throwing a party to celebrate this.
"Man, I should have done that years ago!" Cool Josh says.
Drell smiled and took off his mask, revealing Drella.
"Farewell, cosmic buddies." She says, having wiped their memories so they couldn't be heroes.
Cuphead was eating hot dogs as Jerbo and Viney came in.
"Can we stay the night?" they ask Leni
"Sure." Leni says with a smile.
Luke saw this and took pity on them. "Stay as long as you need." Luke says.
"Cuphead, I'm ready." Lucy says, blushing and a little nervous. Cuphead went up with Lucy as the others looked at how upset Jerbo and Viney felt.
"We need to help the cosmic buddies." Leni says.
"Hell, no! They're jerks." Hal says.
"They tried to prank me! Tried to think up something to ruin my opening night!" Oliver Queen screamed.
"True, but would you rather have the Cosmic buddies with their memories or without their memories?" Leni asked.
"Without." Oliver Queen says. "That way I can live prank-free." he says, accidentally sitting on a whoopee cushion from Luan. He took a different seat, sitting on one from Harleen. He looked annoyed.
"Without their memories, Jerbo and Viney will lose their family, Garrett will lose Melony, Edric will be lonely again." Leni says.
"Not my problem." Oliver Queen says, leaving.
"Ugh, fine. You convinced me." Hal says. "A Lantern has to do the right thing, regardless of the consequences that follow. The Corps taught me that."
"Joy!" Leni says.
They go to undo the spell and see Skylia tied up as Angry Luigi, Delta, Alem tuber, Emma, Bill, and Savannah were mopping her house and Jason was doing the dishes.
"That's my guy." Luke says, thinking of Jason.
"What do we do?" Leni asked.
"We need that book. If you can cause a distraction, Luan, I can grab the book and reverse the spell." Zee says.
Luan soon starts juggling as Zee grabbed the book. She chanted a spell to reverse their memories
"Drella!" Delta says as she rushed around and hits her with a punch sending her across the street.
She gets up as Emila used a magic whip on her. She yelled as Emila used magic binds on her. Angry Luigi hammered her as Alem tuber kicked her to the skies.
"What happened?" Savannah asked. Jerbo and Viney look away from her.
"Hey, what's wrong?" Savannah asked. The two of them were crying.
"Hey, you're not elves! You're my siblings." Savannah says and feels bad. "I'm sorry I said that."
Melony groaned as she was on the ground in the snow.
"Melony?" Kylie asked. "Are you okay?"
"I'm so sorry!" Melony sobbed as Kylie scooped her up and carried her home.
"So, Drella was planning to make you guys take over the Boiling Isles? Where is she?" Skara asked.
"Jitro took her away." Emma says, looking down.
"I can't believe we lost our memories." Alem tuber says.
Meanwhile, Cuphead bit Lucy's neck.
"Cuphead…I think I'm ready…" Lucy says, unaware of the camera in the room.
Cuphead started to ride Lucy.
"Cuphead…Cuphead…" Lucy moaned as she felt close. "You're going to be a father…I'm going to be a mother…"
Cuphead grinned as he shot his seed.
The others cheered as Cuphead gulped.
"What are you guys doing here?!" Lucy asked.
"It's senior dare day and we dared Cuphead to have sex without a condom." Mugman says.
"He wasn't ready? You dared him to?" Lucy asked, tearing up and running off.
"Way to go, Mugsy…" Cuphead says. "I was ready for that, but you just wanted me to do it as a dare…you made me hurt Lucy. Big time."
"What?!" Lynn asked, grabbing the cups. "Why did you agree to a dare like that?! Lucy is 16!" Lynn screamed, being a bit overprotective of Lucy.
Charity grabbed Lynn. "Stop. JUST STOP!" She screamed.
Lynn puts them down. "I'm sorry…" Lynn says.
"Now, enough is enough. It's time to wash up for dinner now. And as for you two, you should probably go home now." Charity tells the cups. They nod and leave.
Lynn goes to just bring Lucy's dinner to her room as she sits on her bed.
"Sorry, I…you know." Lynn says.
"Am I pregnant?" Lucy asked.
"I'm not Lisa. I don't know. But I think so. He did shoot a lot of seed." Lynn says, seeing a big puddle of it.
"I don't know what to do…I'm not mentally ready to be a mother. Why did I say yes to this?!" Lucy sobbed as Lynn fed her.
The boys ate their dinner.
"I'm so excited about tomorrow!" Hal says.
"Then after the pageant, my opening night and someone turns 17 the day after that…" Oliver Queen smiled. "March 9th is a pretty special day…"
"For you?" Leni asked.
"Not me!" Oliver Queen screamed.
"She has autism. Don't yell." Luna says, holding Leni, who teared up.
"Oh, so you guys forgot already? I see. May I be excused?" Garth asked.
"Of course, sweetheart." Charity says. Garth goes off to his aquarium to be alone.
Leni sobbed hard, running away and calling herself stupid. Forest went up to console her.
Melony sighed. "Why am I here again?"
"Because Garrett invited us to move in with him." Kylie says.
"Oh, that's right…" Melony says.
Garth swam laps in his aquarium, ranting to his fish friends. He didn't hurt Leni's feelings because his feelings were already hurt.
Soon, Leni comes in to see him. "I'm sorry I mixed your birthday with Oliver Queen's. It was an honest mistake."
"It's okay. I just know my friends forgot already." Garth says. "Why would they?"
"I don't think they do. Maybe that's just your negative side." Leni says.
"They mention it. Then they say nothing else about it." Garth says. "I just don't get it…"
Lucy sighed. She wasn't sure what to do. Her hormones made her say yes. She was currently touching herself.
"Just a little more…" she moaned.
Meanwhile, Mona rode Mugman, groaning. She kissed him a lot.
"I'm sorry, love…" Mugman says.
"It's okay, if you really wanna do something with Cuphead and Lucy, just let me know first. I guess hormones get the better of us." Mona says.
A/N Angry9guy: Well, DC Super Hero Girls Season 4 ended, so, well, I'm not sure what to do. I'm considering letting Crumbelina do season 5.