Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song
The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.
There's 104 days of Summer Vacation
Then School comes along just to end it
Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.
Like maybe
First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.
Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.
Third, they climb up a certain French tower.
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.
Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Sixth, they surf on a large wave.
Seventh, they create tiny robots.
Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.
Ninth, they find a bird.
Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.
Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane
Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.
"Phineas!" she shouts.
The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.
Film a movie.
Build a giant robot dog.
Tamper with a car.
Ride a rollercoaster.
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall
Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.
Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.
"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.
The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.
End Intro
104 Days of Summer Vacation
Day 45
Nerdy Dancin'
Candace, Stacy, and Jeremy were hanging out at Candace's house.
"It's totally time for our totally favorite TV show!" Candace cheered. "Care to have a seat, Jeremy? I have something to show you! It's impossibly important!"
Jeremy got all nervous when Candace literally got in his face about it.
Candace and Stacy squealed in excitement as the show's intro played. It depicted a bunch of people dancing together.
Play "Let's All Dance Until We're Sick" Theme Song
Everybody get up, time to shimmy and shake
Stomp and twist till your ankles break
Jumping all around like a pogo stick
Let's all dance until we're sick
Let's all dance until we're sick
End Theme Song
"Hiya, Nikki Stars here," said the announcer of the show. "Get ready, Danville. This week, the world's most popular dance contest is coming to you!"
"See, that's my surprise," Candace told Jeremy. "They're taping here in Danville and I already entered us."
"You two are so gonna win," said Stacy.
Jeremy couldn't describe how nervous he was at that moment.
"Me and you, dancing on a floor with so many others, sweating?" he asked, already sweating and blushing brightly. "I gotta go get some fresh air."
Jeremy ran outside.
"He's so excited he can't breathe!" Candace assumed.
She and Stacy squealed once more.
"So, brother of mine, what endeavor shall we engage in today?" Phineas asked Ferb as they sat under the tree.
That's when Jeremy came in.
"Hey, Jeremy," Phineas greeted. "What's the haps, big guy?"
"Your sister got us into this dance show, and I don't wanna let her down," Jeremy explained, blushing a little.
"So, what's the problem?"
"Have you seen the fancy dancing on the show? I can fake it in the school auditorium, but not in a nationally syndicated dance show."
"Well, maybe Ferb can teach you."
Ferb got up and started doing multiple convoluted dances. Phineas just smiled and enjoyed the show, while Jeremy stood there, confused. Ferb even walked up the tree, got on a branch, jumped down, and did a split.
"There's no way I can learn that by tonight," said Jeremy.
An idea came to Phineas' mind. "Maybe you don't have to. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."
Ferb just stared at Phineas. Phineas realized Ferb was stuck in his pose, so he grabbed Ferb's hand and pulled him up.
"Hey, I wonder where Perry is," Jeremy wondered, causing both the boys to stare at him. "What? I'm like, the only person who hasn't said it yet."
Perry was already in his lair.
"Ah, Agent P," Monogram greeted. "It seems Doctor Doofenshmirtz has been buying up the entire Tri-State Area's supply of potatoes, bacon, and whole boatloads of chopped green onions. It sounds like a recipe for evil, literally. Get cooking, Agent P. Monogram out."
Perry converted his chair into a mini-helicopter and flew out of the lair.
"So here it is," Phineas said as he removed a tarp to reveal an exoskeleton. "The Ferbulistic Groove-a-Tron 9000."
"How's that supposed to help me?" asked Jeremy.
"You put it under your clothes and nobody will see this electronic exoskeleton helping you with dancing. When Ferb dances, you'll dance too."
Jeremy put on the exoskeleton. Ferb, who was wearing his own suit, started to dance. Jeremy made the exact same moves, though he wasn't even trying.
Doofenshmirtz Evil In…
Before the jingle could even finish, a claw came out of the building, grabbed Perry, and pulled him inside.
Perry got strapped to a table. He saw Norm cooking something, while Doof monitored.
"Well, well, well," said Doof. "Look who's here, Perry the Platypus, all shackled up and nowhere to go." He turned to Norm. "I think we made too much potato salad, Norm. We might need to give everyone a two-ton take-home container, and I still think you should've added more green onions."
"Well, next time, you can do all the cooking, and I'll stand around coming up with evil plans that ultimately fail," Norm retorted.
Both Doof and Perry stood in silence at that snarky remark.
"Wow, cutting deep, man," Doof admitted. "Well, I'm off to our annual evil potluck and press conference. I'll leave you here to, you know, meet your doom." Doof pulled a lever, activating a laser meant to slowly cut Perry in half. "I saw this in a movie once. I didn't catch the ending, 'cause I had other things to do, but it seemed pretty foolproof. Well, I gotta run. Can't be in two places at once, but of course, soon you'll be able to."
Doof sat on a seat on Norm's back.
"Norm, let's go," he demanded.
"Would it kill you to say please once in a while?" Norm asked.
"Are you gonna be like this all day?"
"Yes, yes I am."
With that, Norm flew away.
Perry just slipped his hands and feet out of the restraints, and got out of the way of the laser.
"We're so gonna win this, Jeremy," Candace said as she and Jeremy got in line. "We are going to win!"
Once they were let inside, every contestant got on the dance floor.
"Our dancers will boogie until they get axed by the judges," Nikki Stars explained. "If your light goes out, your time's up. Now, let the dancing begin."
Phineas and Ferb were watching from behind the curtain.
"You ready, Ferb?" asked Phineas.
Ferb gave a thumbs-up.
Doof was at the pot luck with multiple other evil scientists.
"Alright, Heinz, where's the press?" asked one, a scientist with spiky red hair and a similarly spiky mustache.
"Patience, Doctor Blood Pudding," Doof replied. "They'll be here. When have I ever let you down?"
"Far too often, Doofenshmirtz," another replied, this one old, wrinkly, pointy-eared, and with a long, bald head.
"Rodney, I don't remember inviting you," said Doof.
"I told you, I prefer you use my full name, Alois Everard Elisabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunter Geilen Gary Cooper von Rodenstein."
As if anyone is going to remember all that, Doof thought before getting back to business. "Anyway, today is the day we reveal to the Tri-State Area the existence of the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Nautiness."
"You want us to be called, 'LOVE MUFFIN'?" asked Blood Pudding.
Doof realized how stupid that sounded, but he brushed it off. "Oh, good grief! It doesn't matter what we're called! What's important is we get our message out to the people of the Tri-State Area!"
"And how are we gonna do that without any kind of press?" asked Rodney.
"They'll be here. Clearly the buffet alone will bring them."
He gestured to the table of food, where Norm was still stirring the potato salad.
"And you seem to have a surplus of that," Rodney remarked. "Did you expect everyone to lug home two-ton take-home bags?"
"No," Doof replied.
"Yes," Norm said at the same time.
"Oh, shut it, Norm! Whose side are you on, anyway?" Doof turned back to Rodney. "And the press will be here, Rodney."
"I don't think so, Heinz," said a scientist smaller than the rest.
"Doctor Diminutive?" Doof asked.
Diminutive showed a small TV.
"Look at this," he said. "All the press in town is covering this."
The TV showed the 'Let's Dance Until We're Sick' show happening then and there.
"Well, if the press won't come to us, we'll go to the press," Doof said. "To the dance floor!"
The scientists headed to the studio.
Perry arrived right as everyone left. He sighed, and continued to look for them.
LOVE MUFFIN burst into the studio.
"Attention Danville!" Doof shouted, only to fall under deaf ears. "Hello? Evil scientist speaking. Can I get a camera over here? Why are they so focused on these dancers?"
"Because it's a dance contest, Heinz," Rodney replied bluntly. "Clearly they're only filming the best dancers."
"That's it! Split up and dance like you never danced before! Whoever gets on camera first can deliver the message."
All the other scientists got on the dance floor. They all tried to dance, but they all sucked.
"Oh, the humanity!" said Rodney. "This looks like a job for Alois Everard Elizabeth…"
"Can it, Rodney!" Doof interrupted. "We both know I'm a better dancer!"
"See this?" Rodney showed his hand. "You can talk to it."
Doof decided to play along. "Alright, hey hand! My evil dancing's better than yours! It's like you're stuck in a canoe but you got no oars! See you on the dance floor."
Rodney took great offense to that. "Nobody talks to my hand that way!"
Perry arrived at the studio. He peaked in through the window.
That's when his watch beeped. He answered to see it was Monogram calling.
"Agent P," he said. "You need to stop Doofenshmirtz and his gang of unnamed scientists before they broadcast their message and interrupt what has become mine and Carl's favorite TV show."
Perry nodded and went inside.
The judges started to eliminate their dancers.
Candace saw other couples getting the ax.
"Let's kick it up a notch," she told Jeremy.
Jeremy saw Phineas and Ferb behind the curtain. Ferb gave a thumbs-up.
Ferb started dancing his convoluted dance. Thanks to the exo-suit, Jeremy did the dance as well.
Doof swayed his arms and legs back and forth.
"People of the Tri-State Area," he said to the camera. "You may begin quaking in fear at your earliest possible convenience…"
The light above him turned off.
"Really," Doof reacted, offended. "Were you even watching that move?"
Meanwhile, Rodney was doing a ballet dance.
"Hello, my future subjects," he said. "It is I, Alois Evarard…"
The light turned off.
"Pearls before swine," he said.
Doof shoved another dancer out of the spotlight so he could steal it.
"So, I represent the League Of Villainous Evildoers…" he said, copying the other guy's dance.
The light turned off.
"You philistine!" Doof yelled. "That's a perfectly good Charleston!"
Stacy watched Candace and Jeremy dancing together.
"WOO!" she cheered. "Go Candace!"
She threw some flowers into the audience.
What she didn't know was that one of the flowers had a bee in it. That bee flew towards Ferb.
In his attempt to swat it away, Ferb unintentionally made Jeremy copy his movements.
Thinking it was an intended dance, people in the audience started copying it.
"Looks like someone's a favorite," Nikki remarked.
Perry got on the catwalk. He used some knives to cut the cords, causing a bit of the catwalk to fall on top of a scientist.
He then dropped a light onto another scientist.
Next, he jumped on the show's logo and dropped a letter onto a third scientist.
After that, he threw his hat like a boomerang, knocking some paint cans over three more scientists.
Both Doof and Rodney tried to push someone out of the spotlight and take it for themselves.
"This is my spotlight, Rodney!" said Doof. "If anyone's pushing this dancer out of the way, it's me."
"No, Doofenshmirtz," Rodney argued. "I was here, first."
"Am I gonna have to talk to your hand again?"
"Maybe in your own mind!"
They unknowingly pushed the kid onto the end of a board. The other end launched a reel of film high into the air.
The reel cut some ropes off the catwalk Perry was standing on. He managed to slide off the edge and swing onto the crystal ball. He cut the chain hanging it in the air.
Doof and Rodney realized their fighting made them look like a dancing couple.
"This is awkward," Doof remarked.
Then the crystal ball crushed both of them.
After a while, Jeremy was the last person standing.
"Say, that was some fabulicious dancing out there," said Nikki. "I see quite a future for someone with moves like that. How'd you like to dance till you're sick every week?"
Jeremy sighed. "Sorry, but I can't. All those moves I've been doing today, it was actually…"
Jeremy pulled the exoskeleton out of him. Candace, and everyone in the crowd, gasped.
"If you wanna see what a real dancer looks like, here you go," Jeremy said, removing the curtain to reveal Ferb.
Ferb realized he was caught. He felt a bit embarrassed.
"Well, it looks like my work here is done," he said.
Ferb moonwalked up the wall.
Everyone in the crowd cheered. The cameraman shed a tear. The judges gave Ferb a ten.
"I'm sorry about this, Candace," Jeremy apologized. "I didn't wanna let you down."
"Oh, you didn't let me down," Candace assured. "I just wanted you to come out with me and have a good time, and you know, dance until we're sick."
"Well, I am feeling a little dizzy."
"I got you, big guy."
Candace held Jeremy and helped him walk outside.
Phineas and Ferb saw it from backstage. They both smiled for her.
Meanwhile, both Doof and Rodney were in the hospital.
"They should call it 'Let's All Dance Until We're in the Hospital'," Doof remarked.
Thanks for reading.