This takes place around a month or so after the Final Days was prevented, but a few weeks before the Scions 'disband'
"This… isn't a good idea." Alphinaud said quietly.
It had been a rather slow day at the Baldesion Annex. The Scions were lacking in things to do after they prevented the Final Days. And the boredom of said slowness crept into the evening. So when Naruko suggested they play a game, she received little opposition.
That was their first mistake.
Their second was when she said she needed to get something before they played, and then after around an hour, returned with two armfuls of alcohol and none other than Nanamo herself, who was holding a single bottle of... something. And when asked what the said bottle held, all the Sultana did was smirk and say, "It's a surprise to help them later."
"Oh, don't be such a baby," Tataru snickered.
They were all seated at one of the longer tables. Naruko, Nanamo, Tataru, Alisaie, and G'ha on one side, Alphina, Estinien, Thancred, and Urianger on the other. And at the end of the table between Naruko and Urianger sat Krile and Y'shtola.
"So the name of the game is self-explanatory. We take turns asking a question, and if you have done it, you take a drink from your glass." Naruko explained. "However, if nobody has done the thing in question, the person asking it takes a drink. Understood?" She finished, getting nods.
"Oh, and don't worry. You and Alisaie aren't drinking anything that strong. Just some hard cider." Tataru answers the unspoken question. The Elezen girl pouts, grumbling about not getting to have something stronger, causing Krile to roll her eyes. "Yes, we know you and Alphinaud are twenty soon. Still, I'd rather not get an earful from your parents."
"Guess I'll go first. To be fair, I'll start off easy," Naruko said. "Hmm... Never have I ever gotten a tattoo."
Y'shtola, Thancred, G'raha and Urianger took a sip of their drinks.
"Truly, friend? Grasping at such low-hanging fruit?" Urianger asked.
"Hey, I said I'd go easy." Naruko shrugged, before motioning to Nanamo.
"Oh! Umm.. never have I ever gone streaking."
Naruko, Y'shtola and Thancred took a sip of their drinks.
"Ok Naruko and Thancred I can understand, but you Y'shtola?" Krile asked surprised.
"I was a teenager once too, you know. And I'll have you know I was quite rebellious." The Miqo'te woman said with a small smirk. "There's a reason Master Matoya went grey prematurely."
Naruko let out a laugh "So that's why she looked at me when we met her and said 'Gods now there's two of them.'.."
"I believe it's my turn?" G'raha spoke up "Hmm.. Ah! Never have I ever… gone pantless for an entire day."
Naruko, Tataru, Krile, Nanamo, Y'shtola, Urianger and Alisaie all took a drink.
"Ok, I knew about Tataru... but Krile and Urianger?" Thancred asked.
Krile simply shrugged. "Some days I honestly can't be bothered getting dressed," she said, popping a pretzel in her mouth. "Besides, I walk around here naked all the time... Or really, when it's just Naruko, Nanamo and Tataru. Hell, I even did it at the Rising Stones."
"I swear to the Twelve, Krile. If that wet spot I found on my chair a few months ago wasn't sweat or a spilled drink, I'm turning you into a toad for a week." Y'shtola glared.
Krile simply grinned. "That was Nanamo."
"In mine defense, Thanalan is rather hot in the summer months." Urianger cut in. Saving both Krile and Nanamo from quite an earful.
"Honestly, I goddamn hate how hot it gets… and I've lived in Thanalan all my life." Nanamo grumbled.
Tataru smirked at her cousin "If I recall.. a small part of why you wanted to abdicate was because you wanted to live in a cooler environment~"
"Shut it."
"My turn!" Alisaie butt in "Never have I ever had someone walk in on me whilst pleasuring myself."
Naruko, Tataru, Krile, Nanamo, Y'shtola, Thancred and G'raha took a drink.
"Hey! Take a sip Alphinaud!" Alisaie grinned
Alphinaud looked aghast. "Why would I-"
"Don't act like mother didn't walk in on you stroking yourself off when we were fifteen." Alisaie said smugly.
"Alisaie!"
Tataru let out a snort. "I've walked in on half of you idiots masturbating multiple times."
Y'shtola rolled her eyes "Yes, but mayhaps that is because you simply barge in instead of knocking."
"Twice Y'shtola! Only twice!"
The game continued on for several hours. One by one, the players filtered out. Either from drinking too much like Urianger and G'raha, or simply having enough of the game like Thancred and Alphinaud. Estienien had left roughly halfway through the game though, having had more than enough of Naruko's antics for one eve.
That being said, Alisaie probably wished she had ducked out with her brother. Why?
*Gluck Gluck*
Alisaie sat, red-faced, as she stared at the scene unfolding before her.
It all started from a simple never have I ever.. and ended in this.
Naruko let out a groan as she pressed her hand down on the head between her legs "C'mon..haaah.. I thought.. I thought you said you could take ten ilms?" She grinned cockily.
A pair of pale eyes glared up at her through tears and running mascara before redoubling their effort, ultimately burying her nose in the soft patch of red hair adorning Naruko's crotch as she took all ten and a half ilms.
What was the question you ask? Oh simple.
Never have I ever throated something larger than eight ilms.
Alisaie had said it partially as a joke borne of her own curiosity. She wasn't expecting it to go anywhere… That is until everyone took a shot.
Which led to somewhat heated debate. On blowjob technique. With Y'shtola drunkenly boasting that she could take ten ilms no problem.
Which led to Krile saying Y'shtola was lying..
Which.. which.. well..
*gluck gluck gluck*
Y'shtola grinned up at Naruko as she took the entirety of the Hyur woman's cock down her throat.
"Yeah! Get it, Shtola!" Tataru cheered from her seat. Krile sat next to her, sipping on her drink. "And you call me a little pervert," the chestnut-haired woman said.
Nanamo rolled her eyes as she took a long drought of her own drink. "You're just pouty that she proved you wrong, love."
Naruko let out a grunt before grabbing Y'shtola's ears, causing the cat woman to freeze and her tail to stiffen. "Let's see how you like this." Naruko growled as she started thrusting her cock down the stunned Miqo'te's throat. Naruko face fucked Y'shtola for roughly two or so minutes before she gave one last mighty thrust, and proceeded to bury the entirety of her length down the Miqo'te woman's throat, causing her eyes to widen and her throat to visibly bulge as the Warrior of Light unleashed her load.
"Ok, Shtola..." Naruko grunted, taking her cum and saliva-covered cock out of the caramel-skinned Miqo'te's mouth. "What say we up the ante a bit?" the Warrior of Light grinned, resting her cock on the Miqo'te's face.
Off to the side, Alisaie gulped. It couldn't get worse, right?
-Shortly after-
*Plap plap plap plap plap*
It got worse.
Alisaie stared, eyes wide and jaw agape as Naruko plowed Y'shtola from behind. Her hand grasping and pulling the caramel skinned Miqo'te's tail as their hips collided.
"Aahnn Ahhh!" Y'shtola had been reduced to animalistic yowling from the sheer onslaught she was experiencing.
On the bed, Tataru had pulled Krile into a debauched embrace and was rather aggressively riding the brown-haired Lalafell's faux cock.
And Nanamo?
"Hm hm hm.. you like my dear wife fucking your slutty pussy, don't you kitty.' Nanamo giggled, kissing Y'shtola.
Yeah, The Sultana and Naruko were double teaming Y'shtola. A sight that Alisaie could honestly say she never expected to see.. that being said, this entire scenario was pretty high on that list though. Right under 'Tataru getting godlike powers' and 'Herself getting bigger boobs without Fantasia'.
"Yeeeshh." Y'shtola slurred as Naruko pulled out of her wet cunt and flipped her over onto her back. Before penetrating the Miqo'te woman once more as she pressed her legs to her sides.
Nanamo grinned "Hmm.. Naruko's getting close." She said, leaning down to play with the caramel skinned Miqo'te's bouncing tits. "Bet you want her to finish inside huh? You want her to breed you?"
"Y-yeeeees." Y'shtola moaned.
Nanamo's grin widened "You hear that love." She looked at Naruko "Shtola wants you to give her kittens… what do you say?"
Naruko shrugged as she pulled Y'shtola into a mating press "That's.. up to.. her." She growled, roughly fucking the Miqo'te woman.
"Well Shtola?" Nanamo smirked as she scratched her ear softly "Do you want Naruko to breed you? To give you adorable kittens?"
"Y-yeeeees!" Y'shtola shrieked in pleasure, her legs tightly wrapping around Naruko's waist.
Nanamo tsk'd "Nuh uh uh. Tell her what you want."
Y'shtola let out a soft whine as Naruko slowed down.
"P-please N-naruko.."
"Please what?"
Y'shtola let out another whine "Please give me kittens. P-please…breed me!"
Naruko grinned "If that's what you want.. then who am I to deny you." She said, hastening her pace to match her earlier tempo and surpass it.
"AHHN.. NH NH.. NYAAAAAAA!" Y'shtola let out a positively whorish moan as Naruko hilted herself in her pussy and unleashed her load into her waiting womb.
Nanamo grinned at the scene before her. She always loved watching her darling absolutely ruin women. It made her-
""F-fuck.."
Nanamo's head snapped to her left, her eyes wide.
Seated not four chairs down was Alisaie. The Elezen teen's eyes were scrunched shut as she bit her fist.. her other hand down the front of her shorts.
"Well uhh.. I actually forgot you were still here .. ehehe.." Nanamo said sheepishly.
-Meanwhile-
Y'mhitra shot up like and arrow, eyes wide.
What was this feeling in her breast? Triumph? Vindication? And why did she feel the urge to screech in victory like a rat screaming in the moonlight? Should she? Would she?
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Yes. The answer is yes.
Smacking her lips, the Miqo'te woman flopped backwards and was soundly snoring once more. As if the last minute or so never happened.
However across the city, a certain Elder Seedseer looked out her window and could only wonder "What the absolute fuck was that?"
-The next morning-
"Why is your sister avoiding any and all eye contact with Naruko, her wives and Y'shtola?" Ameliance asked her son as they walked through the Agora. And true enough, Alisaie was hastily walking away from the aforementioned group, her hand blocking them from sight as she blushed a bright red.
Alphinaud shook his head "I'm.. not sure mother. Perhaps it has something to do with that?" He said, pointing at the Aetheryte Plaza.
Or really, at Naruko, Tataru, Krile and Nanamo who were all in the seiza position on one of the patches of grass being berated by Y'shtola who was clad in one of Naruko's shirts.. in only the shirt. As was apparent when Tataru leaned slightly to the left with a smirk and proceeded to get a foot to the face from a now blushing Y'shtola.
"Ah."
"Well that or whatever happened after I left that game we were playing." Alphinaud explained.
Ameliance cocked a brow "Game?"
"Ah.. yes Naruko insisted we play something called 'Never have I ever' last night." The Elezen teen said with a small blush on his cheeks.
Ameliance's eyes shone in recognition "Oooh.. gods I haven't played that since my senior years at the Studium." She said with a wistful sigh.
"Huh?"
Ameliance let out a sigh as she remembered her teen years "I remember it so fondly… It's also how I found out your father sucked a cock once."
"What?" Alphinaud choked out.
"What?"
However before Alphinaud could ask her to repeat herself, they finally reached where Naruko and the other's were.
For a moment Ameliance observed the scene before her, before she focused on Y'shtola. A small smirk formed on the Elezen woman's lips.
"Ah.. well that explains it." It was clear Y'shtola had an.. interesting night to say the least. What with the various hickeys on her neck and collarbone and the mascara lines running for her cheeks and such. That along with Naruko's arms and shoulders being covered in bites and scratches… yeah, it was very clear to the mature woman what was going on.
"I seriously don't see the issue." Naruko grumbled.
Y'shtola's eye twitched. "The issue, Naruko is that I'm not some.. some easy woman. I don't get intimate before the third date.. not that you've even tried to court me. Noo, you just jumped the bloody line."
"Says the one who started it by blow-"
"And then you have the fact that yes, that was absolutely mind-blowing sex.. but you weren't in bed when I woke up!" If Y'shtola wasn't so focused on chewing out Naruko, she would have noticed that the entire plaza went quiet after she said that.
"I was getting stuff for breakfast.." Naruko murmured.
"Yeah and I was expecting at least some cuddling. But noooo.. ugh this is nothing like the books.." The Miqo'te woman murmured almost dejectedly.
"Wait, books?" Krile chimed in.
Y'shtola flushed brightly in embarrassment "N-no! I mean.. thats-"
"Oh my god!" Tataru laughed "You were a virgin!"
Y'shtola simply looked down, embarrassed.
"Hahaha! You did it again, Naruko." Tataru fell back laughing "Warrior of Light. Saviour of Etheirys. Ruiner of Virgins!" The lilac hair woman cackled, falling onto her back as she did you..
Naruko buried her face in her hands with a groan "Tataru please…"
"No no, she has a point, love." Nanamo giggled into her hand. "You have a rather.. peculiar habit of ruining virgin maidens . Why, remember Giott?"
Naruko slumped over to her side, face still buried in her hands as she let out a tortured groan.
"The two of you corrupted that poor woman." Y'shtola muttered.
Nanamo rolled her eyes "Shtola, while I know you think you gave us a mommydom fetish with how you acted." The pink haired Lalafell began, causing the Miqo'te to blush slightly "Let me tell you, Giott was 100% into that shit beforehand."
Naruko let out an exaggerated groan of anguish. God her reputation will never gods damn recover from this..
And some few days later, Naruko would be proven partially right.
Seated on her living room couch, the red headed Warrior of Light screamed into Nanamo's thighs while Tataru laughed her ass off.
On the coffee table lay this week's edition of the Harbour Herald.. and on the front page was..
Harbour Herald Special
Naruko Uzumaki. The Warrior of Light, Saviour of Etheirys. Ruiner of Virgins?
Join us as we delve into the salacious rumors surrounding our beloved hero.
Find out the full story on page.22, written by none other than Remumu Remu.
Krile rolled her eyes as she grabbed the paper "Oh come now love. It's probably just… oh my god." Krile's eyes went wide as she flicked through to the twenty-second page.
This edition of the Herald had pictures it seemed. "Oh… ooooh noooo." as well as a rather.. *ahem* carefully censored private picture too.
"Hmph.. coulda taken a better picture." Tataru grumbled, looking over Krile's shoulder. "Oh hey, page twenty-three has my banana bread recipe. Neat… oh damn, I knew I looked good in that bikini.. but damn." the lilac haired Lalafell grinned at the picture next to the recipe.
"You mean the red one?" Nanamo asked, stroking Naruko's hair.
Tataru held the newspaper up for her to see the picture "Yep."
Nanamo let out a hum. "Oh I remember that one." She said with a small grin "That picture is definitely from our little beach trip from earlier this year. Well, at least the photos aren't too embarrassing."
Tataru flipped the page and held the paper up again, causing the Sultana to blush brightly.
The photo was of her being held up against a palm tree as Naruko kissed her neck. And while the picture cut it off, it was clear as goddamn day where Naruko's left hand was.
"Ah.. I.. see.." Nanamo said, her face a bright red.
"Oh hey, they got a pic of when Krile was sitting on Naruko's chest after they had that water fight." Tataru held up the paper again, causing Krile to let out a squeak.
The picture was an angled rear shot of her, clad in only her bikini bottom on top of Naruko, making out with her.
"D-don't the newspapers in Eorzea have some form of regulation about what pictures can be shown!?" The blushing lass squeaked out.
Tataru shook her head "With the recent emergence of Ironworks Cameras it's been a bit in the air. The Harbour Herald has always been a bit.. liberal with what they release. Whereas with the Mythril Eye, you might see something scandalous occasionally. But most of the time it's just market speculation, advertisement and economic stuff. And then you have The Raven… those guys are over the bloody place."
Krile nodded "Okay? And how does this equate to The Harbour Herald releasing these pictures?"
Tataru just shrugged "I dunno. Ask a reporter? But if I had to guess.. gossip sells. Hell's just look at their Valentiones Day Special from a few years back. That was their highest selling issue in over a decade, and all that was, was a few paragraphs of Remumu talking about Naruko and Nanamo on a date."
"Well that does make sense." Nanamo chimed in, "The Warrior of Light and the Sultana of Ul'dah having a romantic lunch would turn some heads."
Tataru gave her cousin a flat look "You two had sandwiches and ice cream. There is nothing romantic about it, you were literally just having lunch."
Nanamo rolled her eyes "Tut tut dear cousin. There's no need to be jealous over mine and Naruko's date back then."
"Your date was that night at her apartment in The Goblet. I should know because I planned the damn thing for you two numbskulls." Tataru retorted, only for Nanamo to stick her tongue out at her.
Krile chuckled as the two of them continued to bicker.
Suffice to say. Aside from the semi-frequent world ending events.. she absolutely loved how her life has turned out.
Hey all.. been a hot minute, hasn't it?...
Let me just get this out of the way now.. Oh my fucking god, Dawntrail was fucking ASS! Holy fuck whoever wrote that expac needs to get sacked because that shit was the worst steaming pile of Chocobo shit that I have ever experienced. Like holy shit man.
And it's not just Wuk Lemat's fucking atrocious 'hispanic' accent either. It's how every goddamn character acts like her whole 'We must respect other people's culture' is some kind of revelation. Motherfucker, are you forgetting every other goddamn expansion before this? Ishgard? Ala Mhigo? The Azim Steppe? Thavnair? Fucking GARLEMALD!? And don't get me goddamn started on the final fight with Sphene…
Haah.. anyway. Now that's off my chest let's get into the meat of things. As you could see, this chapter takes place immediately after EW's MSQ. A bit weird I know, given that I've barely touched SB and ShB.. but don't worry, I've got a few chapters in mind that are almost done. One of them is a two parter as well.
So, onto the other stuff.. yeah I'm not sure how I'm gonna do the DT stuff. Sure I got some ideas. Like Naruko spiraling into a pot of guilt and self hatred during a certain point near the end, if you know what part in the MSQ I'm talking about then you'll get it.. the problem however is Alexandria itself. Because uh, yeah.. unlike the canon WoL, Naruko isn't gonna let some of that shit slide and neither is Krile.
For example, Sphene. Yeah no, Naruko is immediately gonna be hostile to that cunt. No amount of Wuk telling her to play nice will change that and Naruko will make it clear as fuck that the Alexandrians are on goddamn notice. Remember, Sphene was goddamn there during Zoraal Ja's assault on Tuliyollal. Do you think Naruko won't immediately throw that in her face when she says she wasn't involved?
And good god when Naruko finds out what Regulators do.. ohoho.. it's gonna take a loooot of damn convincing to get her to not burn New Alexandria to the damn ground. And even then, their Soul Cell repository might mysteriously stop working while the group is there. And I know that Naruko is just looking like a psychopath because of this.. but trust me, after ShB and EW along with the whole 'finding out how reincarnation works' shit, you can bet your ass she's gonna be on edge with that shit... honestly though, what pisses me off the most is Yoshida's response to player criticism. Motherfucker, people are goddamn allowed to dislike shitty characters.
Anywho, I'll leave it there… oh, and the Y'shtola stuff may be me hinting at her joining the pairing at some point. Not sure yet, might just be a friends with benefits kinda deal, who knows.