Lumine enjoyed her mornings. Arching her arms over her head, she stretched out and yawned. These days, there was something truly magical about the mansion. It felt complete. Sunlight flickered through the window, illuminating the fifty-some men and women strewn about the supersized bed.
Tartaglia, Arlecchino, and Xiao were sprawled about the bed. Venti, Zhongli, Raiden Ei, Yae Miko, drenched in sweat, heaved and gasped.
"P-please," murmured Yae Miko in her sleep, "let me rest."
Lumine giggled at her cute kitsune girlfriend. Carefully, she rose to her feet and climbed over Kaveh, Alhaitham, her most recent conquests, Kinich and Ororon, Ayato, and her oldest conquests, Kaeya, Diluc, and Razor. Elsewhere on the bed, Furina cuddled into Neuvillette's chest, drooling adorably. Jeht rested her head on Dehya's abbs, and Wriothsley spooned Lyney. They were all, every one of them, tuckered out completely.
Oh, how she adored them all. Lumine slipped into some underwear and a bathrobe. She crept out the door, careful to shut it quietly behind her.
When she turned around, she found a disapproving blue finch glaring at her. Tubby was in one of her stinker moods today.
"Hey, Tubby," said Lumine cheerfully. "Try to keep it down. Some people are sleeping."
"Lumine, these romps with your lovers are getting absurd."
Lumine shrugged. "Hey, I can't help it if I'm popular. Besides, you got them to agree to share me. They wanted this."
"Be that as it may, don't overdo it. You're a bit much for Teyvat to handle."
"What do you mean?"
Tubby pointed a sleeved hand to the door and gave Lumine a flat look. She just stuck out her tongue, acting like an airheaded bimbo to annoy Tubby. Then, she skipped away to the kitchen, leaving the Adeptus behind.
Tubby sighed. "You're addicted to sex."
"I'm not a sex addict," said Lumine from the kitchen. "I prefer 'sex connoisseur.'"
Grumbling, Tubby floated outside the mansion, readying herself for a full day of cleaning up the bedroom. Silently, she whispered a prayer to Lumine's playthings. The poor dears had no idea what they signed up for when they courted a descender.
If only, Tubby lamented, if only Lumine were a sensible young man instead.