"Well, that was a mean joke." said Leni as she was scraping her nails to even them out. She, and the other siblings were on the couch in their house after the whole performance. "But that song was totes amazing, guys."
"Yeah, that was the best shredding I did in a while." Luna sounded proud of herself. "Dude, i don't even care how painful the calluses are on my hands."
"At least no one got eaten." said the other Loona.
"I still wish." Lucy admitted, leaving everyone looking at her with unamused faces. "Stare at me all you want, but it would be nice being boiled alive in Satan's stomach acid like an ice cube in the middle of the Sahara."
"Too descriptive, Lucy!" said Lynn as she was scrapping some calluses off her left foot. "Don't know whether to scream or throw up now."
"You sure you guys aren't mad at me about the whole Satan thing?" asked Lincoln
"Come on, Lincoln." said Lola. "We've been over this. We're not mad at you, just him. And i'm mad that I have been muzzled like a rabid dog! ooh, just wait until i get my hands on those demon guards who did that to me!" then she made a growl. "I'll rip their arms off and gouge their eyes out."
"Take it easy, Lols." said Lana. "It's over and we're still alive. This will be a cool story to tell mom and dad."
"I'm just glad you guys are all ok. Even if Satan was just kidding." Lincoln pointed. Then he felt his sisters hug him tightly, showing their love and affection to their only brother. Without showing it, with her arms crossed, Loona was smiling and touched at how this kid got a nice (yet chaotic) family like this one.
Meanwhile, in some kind of secret headquarters, there was some kind of surveillance activity within. Two secret agents of some kind. The hatch doors had an insignia that spelled out D. .K on them.
the two agents were looking over their cameras and were looking in one peculiar place in one of them. "Say, Two, it looks like there's some suspicious demon activity in Royal Woods, Michigan." Said the male agent.
"I notice that too." Said the female agent. "Do you think it's those fucking demons from before, One?"
"Hmm... good question." The male agent speculated. "Those fuckers know how to get around places."
Suddenly, the hatch doors opened to reveal three little angels flying up to the agents. "Have you found anything yet?" Said the leader
"Keep your diaper on, Cletus." Said Agent One. "I think we might have found some unusual activity here."
"For the last damn time," said the lead angel, "I don't wear diapers!"
"Easy there, Cletus." A female yellow angel tried to calm him down. "We can't stoop to a demon's level."
"Yeah we'll get back into Heaven." Said the blue sheep angel.
"Look, can you all just be quiet please?" Said Agent Two. "I want those fucking demons dead too, but we gotta keep our heads. Now, according to this, Royal Woods Michigan."
"Ooh, i hear it's lovely this time of year." Said the blue sheep angel.
"This isn't like a field trip, Colin. This is serious work." The baby angel said.
"OK, give us the details." Said the yellow female angel.
"For a little while, there has been some kind of demonic presence in that city lately." Agent One pointed. "But why? Why is this happening?"
"Plus there was some kind of hidden alien invasion." The female agent pointed.
"Two, we've been through this before. Aliens don't mean shit to us!" The male agent reminded her. "Fuck aliens! We're demon hunters not Area 51."
"Sorry! If there are demons in that Michigan city then it will be a good start to find those I.M.P people for making a fool out of us before."
"I couldn't he any more in, Two!" Said Cletus.
"But wait, we can't just jump to conclusions." Said the female angel who's name was Keaniee.
"good point." Said Colin. "Let's take a look at the city and see if the computers are right."
"Last thing we need is to create a scene or cause mass hysteria." Agent Two pointed.
"Right! Let me track down the coordinates if the hot town... aha! Got it. To Royal Woods."
A few hours have passed and the Loud siblings were by themselves this time. Loona went back to Hell ti hang out with Tex.
Parked outside in the street, there was some kind of van painted black and words that said: "Not a suspicious Van" on the sides.
Reading some comic books n his underwear, the doorbell rang and the boy immediately put his clothes on as Lori answered it. She looked a little surprised to see these two agents, looking suspicious of this household. "Ummm... hi?" said Lori. "Can i help you?"
"Good morning, little lady." said Agent One. "pardon us for intruding on your peaceful time. But we are part of an organization of demon hunters." the last words made the siblings look at them in shock.
"Our sensors say that most of the activity came from this very house." said Agent Two.
"Well, that's just silly." said Leni, pretending to be innocent. "Who are you guys?"
"Our name is... not really important," said Agent one. "But it's called D.H.O.R.K for short."
"D.H.O.R.K?" Lynn said after spitting some juice out of her mouth. Then she fell to her back, guffawing at the sound of the name, then the other siblings did the same. "That is a dumb name!" They laughed on and on and on for about a minute, much to the annoyance of the agents. "So you guys are nerds?" Lynn asked
"No, we are world-class demon hunters." said Agent Two, still looking annoyed
