"The life of a henchman is never good, let alone it being good for the men and women that work underneath that of popular villains. Such as Lex Luthor, Joker or even that of the Penguin. To which leads to a different story, a story where two goons that had served a powerful as well serious villain fired them for their constant failures. In which, this name was feared in New York City as Oroko Saki, but to the people it was the Shredder. Leader of the infamous Foot Clan, as well the two henchman that he banished were two loyal ones from the beginning. Bebop, a smart mouth purple mohawk mutant warthog and Rocksteady, a horn head rhino mutant that preferred brawn of anything. Having enough of their idiotic antics as well them failing over and over, Shredder tossed them out as wel banished them from New York. As well if they would ever come back, he would take off their heads and let the birds feast on them. To the two, it was possibly a sign for them to hit the road. As well find a new life for them, or possibly a city different from the Big Apple. Where they could be their own mutants, as well not be the ones who get their asses kicked by everyone, but the ass kickers. In which, they needed to find a new place to call home."

The Road

It was average evening as well in the middle of nowhere, on the highway there was several cars passing by with regular people minding their own business. Along the lines of getting to their own destination, that was however there was vehicle coming up. In which it was that of a cruiser car, on the front side was purple with decals of flames as well different types of fiery symbols. While in the back was that of a machine gun as well that of metal tubes which were exhaust pipes. The two driving it were very odd men, the one in the passenger seat was a muscular like rhino with a yellow tan t-shirt as well a military cap along with some dark brown pants. Along on the driver side was a brown fur warthog, sporting a purple Mohawk, yellow visor glasses as well wearing a red vest with shoulder spikes.

"Seriously Bebop, you have no idea where we're going to next."

The rhino spoke to him as he was right now holding a map that had different locations were they stopped off to. As well most of them crossed out plus considered 'failures' since they didn't stay that long.

"Rock, we've been into five small towns as well tried to be in the gangs. It's not my fault that they can't handle us, I mean they should have told us to not look into that warehouse. Though rocket launchers looked to awesome to use."

He chuckled as the last town they were in had a gang that were going to do a bank job, though it failed when the bumbling mutants found some rocket launchers as well tried to do the job themselves. But sadly blew up the money, building as well left the gang that they tried to get into arrested.

"Yeah, but then we got kicked out as well now not welcome there. Way to go jack ass."

He insulted his friend which the warthog merely snorts at him ignoring it as that was true, whenever they came into a town. They would always screw up and get kicked out, the only time things made sense was in New York. Though with the Shredder threading to kill them, they couldn't risk heading back there.

"Oh bite me, as well check the map. I bet the next place will be heading is going be easy, and maybe. We can be our own bosses, and start our own gang."

Giving his best friend a idea of what might happen when they arrive in the next town. The chance of them leading a gang could make them popular, rich as well known in the criminal underworld. Rocksteady soon looked at the map as well saw a place coming up, as well it being close.

"Ok, well this place coming up might be weird. It could be infested with Goth's or some people with issues, could be fun to stomp them if they make us listen to some depressing crap."

Informing his pal as he handed the map to Bebop, where they were heading was a place called 'Gotham City'. The warthog stroked his fuzzy chin as well placed the map to the side as well wiggled his snout a bit thinking.

"I've heard of that place before, wasn't it that joint with all the clowns and cape people?"

He asked Rocksteady since recently, their mortal enemies as wel pain the ass. Ninja turtles, had recently met a man with a dark cap as well brooding appearance. To which, lead into a massive fight between both of them as well leaving the turtles almost broken. The two mutant criminals took a moment to think about it for a minute as they barely noticed the cars they were hitting, as well driving off the road which crashed to the side.

"Nah!"

The two spoke at the same time thinking that was possibly a rumor to make the turtles sound tougher, they were a few miles away as well soon arrived right outside of the city. To which, their mutant eyes saw of a massive city right in front of them. It had huge buildings along the lines of them not being so shiny like New York's, it had a dark and foreboding atmosphere as well could feel like walking into a bad neighborhood.

"Looks like a shit hole."

Rocksteady spoke out as well thinking it might not be the right spot to start, though his mohawk warthog companion thought other wise. All he could do is smile as well get excited as well getting out of the cruiser to look at the city.

"It's perfect! No bright lights, no skyscrapers for ninjas to leap on us. We can make this our territory, as well possibly get our own building. Maybe like the mayor's office."

Bebop thinking about the opportunities they could have, to which the rhino mutant liked those ideas. He went to the back of their vehicle and pulled out a camera, to which he runs out as well pulls Bebop in a strong hug.

"If you say so, let's capture the moment. Because Gotham City, has got two mutant kings."

Smiling to his friend as they pose for a photo, as soon as they took the photo. They took another look at the dark as well eerie city, with them being here there was a question of what to do next. Before either of them could suggest anything, their stomachs growled to which they needed to get something before starting their new criminal life.

"Drinks and Wings!"

The two coming up with a idea as well at the same time, jumping right into their cruiser they quickly drove head first into the dark city not knowing that this city was already full of bosses. Dangerous villains that were smart, clever as well insane, in which the two mutants didn't know what they were expecting.

Gotham City

Within the concrete city of Gotham was of criminal activity and shady backgrounds, all around the corners was that of masked men and criminals doing all sorts of crimes as well causing their own villainy.

Right now, a purse snatcher was running towards the road with a lot of money in it, however he didn't stop to where he got hit by a speeding cruiser. The masked man flipped over as well landed into the backseat of the car, to which the man saw that of Bebop and Rocksteady looking at him as well snarling like animals.

"That spot, is reserve for our money and guns!"

The rhino shouted as he grabbed the man and throws him right into a store window, he also noticed that he had gotten the purse from the thief.

"Hey Bebop, we got free money. Maybe this place will be good for us."

Showing how much cash they got, wasn't exactly a thousand dollars but at least enough to get some food. They soon stopped by a local bar to which they saw had both drinks and wings, parking right out front. The two mutants got out as well got themselves adjusted, they need to make a good entrance to show this city who's their new bosses. Bebop, doing a string kick made the doors open wide open as the two mutants came in looking rather dynamic.

"Alright you nerds! Listen up, this town belongs to Bebop and.."

Before he could continue his monologue, he noticed several of them had different types of uniforms. Along the lines of them belonging to that of different gangs, the look on the criminals faces turned towards the two animals as the mutants quickly chuckled uneasy like.

"And were just, going go get our seats."

The warthog suggested as he pushed his large mutant friend to a table for the both of them to seat down, soon enough they got a good spot to lay low as well determine what exactly was going on.

"I don't get it, thought this place would be full of goth people. Not bikers, a bunch of tuxedo suit monkeys and, weird smiley men."

Doubting that this didn't make any sense, in which Rocksteady noticed a newspaper on the side and picked it up. Grabbing it he soon noticed a flaw in Bebop's so called 'plan' in beginning the towns new bosses.

"Yeah, that's because this whole stinking down is full of villains!"

Showing his face into the paper where the glasses wearing warthog adjusted the paper to find that this city was full of costume criminals. All of them from wealthy men, to mad clowns as well even Mexican luchadores. Along with a apparent costumed theme man called the 'Batman' who is the city's dark knight.

"I should of fucking known you screwed us, again!"

"I screwed us?! Don't put that shit on me, the previous two towns were fine. But I remember you broke their vans, because of your fat ass eating all of the spaghetti!"

The two bickering at each other blaming one another for mistakes, along the side of trying to see what might happen next for them. The two mutants were about to rip each other a part until suddenly they heard the doors open up, to which turned along other people in the car looked to see a rather charming as well attractive clown woman.

She had white skin, blonde pony tails with red and blue tips, a red and black theme look with leggings a upper vest as well holding a baseball bat. Doing a cartwheel the woman quickly leapt towards the bar as well looks at everyone.

"Hey you! Are you tired of being abused? Considered a shit shield as well thrown to some wannabe superhero? Well then you should join up with me, Harlen Quinn!"

She stated her name as well asking most of the goons in the room to join her, while none other them looked interested. As well how she offered benefits along the lines of top billings for the service, most of them cared less as the two mutants on the side. Listen to the offer she was making, along the side of what she said.

"Mhm, hey Rock? Have we ever had a boss that could treat us, nicely. As well a female one at that?"

Asking his rhino friend to which that Rocksteady, knew that look along the side of not agreeing with him. They are going to try and be their own bosses, not henchman again. While Bebop was trying to convince his friend that this could be another opportunity for them, another person came in with a rather odd like duo which was green along the lines of kite themed.

"Hey, Kite man here. As well going to do a heist, not exactly what I'm going to steal or who to kidnap. But there will be kites involved, who's in?"

Asking some of the goons inside as they quickly rushed out with the obscure villain leaving Harley a bit upset. To which she let out her frustration on a table smashing into pieces as well yelling in frustrations.

"Well fine! Who needs ya! I can conquer Gotham myself, as well possibly get a statue. As well show you that this girl got all the mojo she has to takeover, and all you'll get is kites up the ass!"

Shouting out to the goons leaving her, as well the two mutants a bit speechless at her violent demeanor along the lines of swearing. She wasn't some blonde bimbo, but a very violent lady. To which, they could possibly try and run with her. Getting from their seats, they walked over to where they looked right towards Harley which made the clown girl a bit surprised by this as well hold her bat close.

"Are you two some kind of mutant experiments from Hugo? Cause I'm so against animals being turned into mutants."

Stating the fact which the two mutant goons shook their heads as they weren't from this 'Hugo' guy or that of experiments.

"No way, we're genuine mutants. My name is Bebop, and my big rhinoceros fella here is Rocksteady. And we're the answer to all your problems."

Bebop stating the fact as Harley, took for note that it might be possible they could be two new members for her gang. She took a look at each of them seeing if they were what she was looking for, both of them look like gang members. As well got to handle themselves in a fight, plus had quite the fashion style.

"How can I tell you won't bail out on me if we meet Joker?"

Asking the two mutants who the Joker was, both the warthog as well rhino looked at each other as well back at her shrugging their shoulders not knowing who the guy was. This, made Harley excited as well hugged the two accepting her new crew mates into the gang. If she had two people that didn't know who the Joker was, it was perfect for her.

"So ugh, I guess we're in?"

"Hell yeah your in!"

She announced to Rocksteady as the clown girl and two meets cheered in absolute joy, however before they could continue. The moment was interrupted by that of a chuckle, which was coming from the bar which was from a brown haired male cleaning a beer mug.

"Seriously? A pig face seventies man and a muscle bound horn face? Darlin you can do much better then those clowns."

The man mocking Harley's two new goons, in which she was about to go up and knock him in the face. However, Rocksteady walked up to looking right at the human with snort as well showing his teeth.

"Yeah? And what about you? All I see is some hillbilly getting ready to get his face knocked in."

Showing his knuckle, that was until the man quickly spins around in a fast like motion, coming off him was that of chunky pieces which flew right into the three's eyes, as well made them gag. The rhino mutant soon saw, was that of a clay like man much the same size as him along the likes of being a shapeshifter as well able to hold his own.

"The name, is Clayface. Thespian actor as well shape shifter, as well ready for anything. As well taking on a pair of farm animals in bad clothes. Because I can pull of a better look then the two of you."

Thinking he could be a better crew member then the mutants, before the three could fight each other. Harley whistled quite loudly for the men to look at her, seeing as how she was the one in charge.

"I'll take all of you, because right now. Where I'm going I'm going need a whole bunch of weirdos and freaks to help me become the top villain, together. We're going make Gotham our bitch!"

Harley telling the three in which the men, smirked at the idea as well got a pair of drinks as all four of them hit the cups at once and drank together. Bebop, snorted a bit as well got excited that although he couldn't be a boss, he and Rock could work for one that was a bit mice as well damn sexy.

"So then, what's our first job then? Bust up some turfs as well Jack their shit?"

"Or possibly a honey pot heist where I fool the mayor with a saucy Shelia persona?"

Bebop and Clayface asked as Harley could see the excited look in their eyes, ready to make crime and get their names heard across the city. The clown girl, merely though for a moment before coming up with a scheme.

"How do you all feel about petty and personal vendettas?"

Asking them all as Clayface seemed interested while for Bebop and Rocksteady, merely grinned at the words as it reminded them of revenge. As well doing anything to the person they might be after, to which the four would soon be ready to pull off their first scheme.

Zeus mansion

The four villains were right now outside of a large Roman themed building as well that of it having a large statue of the person they were robbing. Maxie Zeus, a villain that Harley went to for guidance to how to make a crew. Though instead mocked her as well tried to had sex with her, in which made it all the perfect reason to screw him over.

"You Gotham people are messed up, I can see the man's dick. I mean, there had to be a bonus check for these people that made it right?"

Asking Harley as the four could see the Zeus statue's exposes dick, which they all walked around so they weren't disturbed by the sight.

"Well the only way we're going get paid is in gold medals, as well if possible add a beating along the way."

Informing them as they rushed toward a nearby Bush for them to take cover, the three mutant men looked at their leader to see if she had a plan.

"Alright, Clayface. I need you to distract Zeus by being a mail man, while that happens me and the mutant duo go and rob him blind and anything else."

"Got it, but maybe I can add a twist. You know, maybe pull up a background as well put in some drama."

Thinking of a way to make it shocking, though Harley could care less as she hands him the letter and just told him to be serious. Clayface, merely smiled as he was going to shape shift into a mailman as both Bebop and Rocksteady rushes behind the house to where they found a vent.

"Ok boss, you going up?"

Asking her in which she nods to them, Rocksteady acted like a strong ladder as well Bebop went up on his shoulders to remove the vent. Harley, used her gymnastic skills to climb up on the mutants and right up into the vent to where she would let them inside. Rocksteady, soon heard that of giggling which he saw it was Bebop.

"I think her boobs touched me."

He chuckled as the rhino merely snorts in upsetting matter and drops him on the ground hard. Before Bebop could get angry, Harley quickly opened up the window as well letting the two mutants inside. As the three rushed into the mansion, they saw inside that of Clayface disguised as a mailman along the lines of looking like Zeus himself. To which had to be that of the acting side coming out, soon enough they walked right into that of Zeus's bedroom.

"Great, more dicks. Can't we just blow up this place? It be really fun as well somewhat of a act of goodness, cause this is just not right man."

The rhino complained as the whole bedroom was full of statues of Zeus, and of course showing that of his dick again. Harley, focused at the goal at hand as well saw the bed to which she runs over in a hurry as the two mutants follow her.

"Yeah, but stealing his gold is way worst. As well, it being in the one place that is so common. That even villains do it."

Telling her rhino friend as well removing the bed to where they saw a metal case, Bebop grabbed it as well opened it. Inside was that of many gold medals that were from the Olympics as well other sports events. Grabbing the box, they soon quietly got out as well saw of Clayface in a more outrageous form of the mailman as well talking to Zeus more.

"Oh my son, from the moment I saw you outside my door. As well telling me about your sadden story, as well your lisp and hunchback. All I can say, is your a lying piece of shit! Did you believe I would fall for this?"

He shouted as he soon punches the fake mailman in the face, Harley got shocked at this along with the two mutants. Though they stopped her to see if Clayface would get a second wind, seeing how he could stretch his whole body. Zeus, was right now pounding him into the ground as well making sure he didn't get up or rather do anything. As well asking him for names that he might work for.

"Tell me who you work for abomination? Or the next blow, will be a killing one."

He told the clay mutant as he was about to stomp on his face with his foot, however seeing that her teammate had enough. Harley, whistled to him getting his attention as well turning to see her along with the two animal men.

"He works for me you oiled up bitch!"

Shouting at him getting his attention to where the villain, saw Harley as well did a mocking like laughter towards her and the possible 'help' she came with.

"Well, if it isn't the girl I chose not to have sex with. Your too late I'm afraid to save this abomination."

Telling her as he grabbed a large statue as he was going to smash it onto Clayface. Though in the quick moment, Bebop grabbed the box of gold as well threw it into Zeus's head making the villain drop the statue onto him. Clayface, took a moment to step back as he saw his leader and the others coming down as Harley looked right at the Olympian.

"You said no woman could ever get a crew of bad guys, but I didn't just get a crew of bad guys. I got three of the fucking worst that Gotham will ever see."

Praising her new crew which was surprising for both Bebop and Rocksteady as they are never involved that much. This made both of them a bit testy, though it was quickly stopped by Zeus's laughter towards her.

"You call this a crew? A mudslide and pair of Zoo freaks?"

Continuing to mock them more, as all three of them walked behind Harley waiting for the command to go absolute shit crazy on him.

"You got one chance to tell the news that Harley Quinn and her crew ain't nothing to fuck with."

"Or else what?"

Asking her in which she moved back, as well showed him her right hand. Snapping her fingers, both Bebop and Rocksteady showed a sadistic look as well were going have fun. Rocksteady. Pulled out a rather large hammer while for Bebop, showed that of two chains wrapped around his arms. Zeus, saw the look in their eyes as the two rushed right after him. Bebop, did some quick punches which were brutal due to his mutant strength as well the metal chains around his arms.

While for Rocksteady, charged right into him with his horns as well tossed him around before whacking him hard onto the ground with his sledgehammer. Zeus, was left both bloody as well barely alive as he was wobbling along looking a bit afraid of Harley now.

"Ok! I'll tell the news."

He spoke in utter fear, though Harley knew that as she spins her bat around as well decliners a home run swing right into Zeus's face. Both mutants and Clayface saw how Harley looked rather satisfied with that swing as well looking at the box full of gold medals. Picking it up, she turned to her crew and smiled at them.

"Now then, let's go have some fun."

Smirking at them seeing that there was much more trouble and crimes to do, as they walked out both Bebop and Rocksteady saw the fallen Zeus on the ground as well the two looked at each other thinking of the same thing. The two raised their left feet at the same time and delivered a devastating dick stomp making Zeus wheeze in pain.

"And that's for the dicks you made us see you nut job."

As the two rushed with Harley and Clayface seeing that they didn't expect this, joining up with a clown girl going to take on a city full of villains. Sure it was t what they intended, but at least in they now have a boss that can treat them better then their last one, and well not eventually take over Gotham City.

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