"Good!" Two cheered. "If you need anything, I'm usually, outside with the recovery center, with the contestants, in the kitchen, or in my room!" Two happily walked out and down the stairs. MePhone smiled and walked into his room. The preset picture in the frame bothered him, so he took it out. He tossed it into the trash can under the table.

The blanket's a little boring, so he'll change that later. Besides, there was a blanket he's always wanted. MePad would've liked it.

MePad. This is his fault. He's dead because of him. Even though MePad was his co-host, he cared more about the contestants than he did. He did everything he did for the contestants. He left him, and went to help Taco, because she needed her. If it wasn't for him, MePhone would still be hosting Inanimate Insanity, Taco would be dead, and...well, he'd probably be dead too. It was his idea to gather his Gemories back. Toilet probably would've freaked out.

Toilet was a good co-host though. He never told him until before he left, but...Toilet is the co-host he needed. Not the co-host he wanted, but Toilet did everything right, mostly. Things always worked out in the end with him. He was lucky, he told himself.

No. Toilet isn't lucky. He knows what he was doing. Except for the weird wire he picked up inside of Meeple Headquarters.

Cobs used that exact wire to hack into his system. His MeLife. His MeLife is the reason why he was able to host. Why he had contestants. Why he had...well, everything he had. And now, they're gone.

He left them, because he couldn't handle his past. His trauma. He took his anger out on his contestants. He even took his anger out on Toilet, and he was the most capable Object he's ever known.

This is all his fault. He didn't know, until recently. Once he got his Gemories back. His memories unlocked more and more, until it all became too much. And then Cobs wanted him back.

Cobs was selfish, cold-hearted and egocentric. He just wanted MePhone so he could create. So he could use him. He created him with the stolen power of a baby Shimmer. He sent 3GS and a couple of other MePhones before him so he could gather what he needed.

One Shimmer escaped and made it to safety. The other was used to create him. And now its gone. Cobs can't get what he wants. However, MePhone can't do much else. He can't create things, he can't connect to his MeLife...

Unless he can. MePhone activated his MeLife. All his contestants remained on the screen, except, they were grayed out, like Bow was when she died. Knife also died.

They both have tails, and have translucent bodies. They also can't leave the hotel area. Just like Dough. MePhone doesn't know how it happened. He just knows that they appeared...dead. Actually dead.

MePhone managed to kill two people, unable to recover them. Bow died when he short circuited in the water with that other MePhone that tried to steal his show. As much as he tried to recover Bow, he didn't really mind she was dead, even though his contestants felt otherwise. Knife...Knife was different. He liked Knife. He wanted Knife to win. He was hoping, that through his redemption, his change of heart, his becoming friends with Marsh, that maybe the viewers would like him enough for him to win.

When Knife actually died, he was the first to go out of his MeLife. Excluding Bow. Knife wouldn't recover, no matter how many times he tried. It was just like Box. When she landed in the water, before he told her she was in, she wouldn't come back. He could recover her corpse, but...he couldn't recover...her.

He left her corpse in the show, hoping no one would notice. They noticed, but...they didn't suspect she was dead. Which he was grateful for. However, he still wanted her to actually be there. He could never recover her, and...

"MePhone!" Two cheered. "I got something to a-oh, did I interrupt something?"

"Uh, no," MePhone asked, moving over. "You can come in."

"You sure?" Two asked. "I can always come back later."

"No, no, you're fine," MePhone said. He smiled and pat the bed next to him.

Two smiled and joined MePhone on his bed. "What is it?" MePhone asked.

"I want you to meet my contestants! And don't worry, you don't have to go outside," Two said, reading MePhone's expression of worry. "I can show you from up here."

MePhone and Two walked over to the window. "See that group over there?" Two asked, pointing out the window. "With Donut and Pencil? That's CloudYay."

"What about the face with limbs?" MePhone asked.

"That's Yellow Face," Two said. "He stole Ice Cube's legs and Donut's arms."

"But Ice Cube has her legs," MePhone noted.

"Yeah, I'm not quite sure how she got them back," Two replied. "She lost them, and then she got them? Same thing for Fanny's mouth."

"Fanny?" MePhone asked.

"She's over there, with Marker," Two said, pointing to a group with a tree and a black hole. "She lost her mouth, then got it back. Again, not quite sure how that happened."

"You can loose your limbs?" MePhone questioned.

"Yeah, weird, right?" Two replied, giggling.

"Extremely," MePhone said. "I bet it doesn't feel nice."

"I don't think they feel anything," Two replied.

"What's the weird cloud thing?" MePhone asked, pointing at the blue blob with a hand.

"Oh, that's Winner," Two said, smiling. "Kind of a celebrity here. Along with Loser. Loser was in Four's game."

"What team is he on?" MePhone asked.

"Oh, Winner's on CloudYay," Two replied, smiling. "And Fanny's on Death Pact Yet Again. Along with Tree, Marker, Pin and Black Hole."

"Where'd the black hole come from?" MePhone asked.

"Uhh, I'm not entirely sure," Two said. "I keep asking, and he keeps telling me that he came from light, and matter, and sciencey things I don't get."

"Okay..." MePhone replied.

"Yeah, I kinda stopped asking him," Two said. "Let's see..." Two scanned the contestants visible for another introduction. "Ooh! Price Tag! See the red thing with legs and a string? That's Price Tag. She's on Team 2!"

"Team 2?" MePhone asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I named them by accident. I said Team 2, when we were picking new names, and then it just kinda stuck," Two replied.

"You dork!" MePhone exclaimed, lightly punching Two's arm. Two replied with laughter. "Okay, let's see, ah, Basketball. She's on BAGGED."

"What?" MePhone asked.

"TV named them," Two replied. "He chose a few music notes and that's what happened."

"BAGGFD?" MePhone checked.

"No, no, BAGGED," Two corrected. "You'll get it."

"I wish I had MeTunes," MePhone muttered.

Two introduced the rest of his contestants through the window, explaining a little bit about each before moving to the next. MePhone seemed somewhat pleased by the mechanical ones, but Two just assumed because he is as well.

"You got here halfway through my season, so a bunch of contestants already got eliminated," Two said.

"That's fair," MePhone said.

"I had fourty five."

"F-fourty five?" MePhone asked. "That's WAY more than me!"

Two chuckled. "Honeslty, I stole some of Four's contestants, he had like...sixty something I think."

"How can anyone keep up with that many contestants?" MePhone asked.

"Eh, it's easy once you get to know them a little bit," Two said, shrugging. "You'll get used to it, MePhone. Ooh, but my best friend is in the kitchen! Her name's Gaty!"

"Gaty?" MePhone asked.

"Yeah, she's a gate," Two replied. "I...I stuck her in the kitchen because...I couldn't bear to see her get eliminated."

"I'm sorry, Two," MePhone said, softly.

"No, no, she's fine, she's a chef," Two said. "I go in there daily to check in with her. That's why you'll find me in the kitchen."

"I see," MePhone said.

"I just hope you can talk to them eventually!" Two cheered. "They're all fun!"

"Yeah," MePhone replied. "I hope so too."