After defeating the nefarious Wizpig and recovering the island, Timber, the prince of the island, tries to relax from his adventure with Pipsy and Diddy. Soon after, however, he stumbles upon a valuable treasure that he never thought he would find again, a treasure that will take him back to the times of his childhood.

The island gets a bit boring for a stink.

A long time after his Bad Fur Day, Conker lives a depressed lonely life as the King of All the Land. That is, until he receives a reminder of his childhood as a racer, something he had forgotten about entirely. Old friends, new love, and an old enemy put his conscience to the test. Rated M for sexuality, alcohol, language, death mentions, mild violence, and awful puns.

Conker watches Pipsy for a week.

Doddy Kong is racing with the others in their racecars but when one of them wnts to time trial the youth ape must adventure he won't forget!

Trouble brews as Wizpig returns to attempt to conquer the earth. After the death of Drumstick, and with his father's mental state deteriorating, Diddy is conflicted about his role in attempting to save the world. After all, they all did it together last time, couldn't they do it without him this time? However he must make the decision for himself: to save the world, or save himself

Timber plans his birthday, things don't go as planned, then a certain alligator cheers him up. Oneshot Timber/Krunch Slash, don't like don't read. K for some swearing.

what if all the bosses (including the ones you could hack in) were the racers and vice versa (T.T. still romes around he is nutural in my opinion)

Dixie and Tiny want to see who's the best monkey between them. So they go through a trial of several events, of which seem rather odd to the rest of the racers.

Story about Conker going back to Timber's Island to sort some stuff out. Really old story, and really bad too. I'd get rid of it, but it's nostalgic! If you wanna read, oh, I dunno, a good story instead, you should look for the revamp "The Scourge of the Island - Rewritten and Reloaded" instead. Same premise, same characters, except a lot more professional. Okay bye.

While walking through Snowball Valley, Tiny encounters the ghost of a young girl, who gives Tiny a choker. Afterwards, Tiny has dreams and visions about the girl's gorey and abusive past. Tiny's POV. Chapter 4 is up. Please R&R! Warning foul language.

Diddy has a nightmare about the time he loses his father in a plane crash and doubts he can race the Hot Top Volcano Race. Last chapter is up. Please R&R! Diddy's POV.