(Code Total Drama Reality Introduction Song Starts)
(No Pain No Game (From Btoom!))
(The ending of this story)
The song starts, showing the end of Code Lyoko where the Supercomputer is shut down and the former Lyoko Warriors leave the factory seemingly for the last time.
(I will hold it close as I wonder so aimlessly)
A single computer is shown coming online, lines of 1s and 0s streaming across the screen before the screen is replaced by a glowing sphere with the Eye of XANA, at least eight variations appearing on it. From the sphere came lines of data emerging in eight different directions. The lines of data formed into various regions, all of them floating landscapes resembling a forest, a desert, an arctic, mountains, volcanos, swamp and a jungle.
(Into this new world)
The new lands orbited the golden sphere as the camera zoomed in on the Eye of XANA staring at the screen.
(The game has only just begun)
The Eye then flashes red, and the sphere turns black.
(I can see it in your eyes)
A girl with pink hair sits on her bed, panting as she turns to see two pictures of her friends and her father. She smiles briefly but that smile turns to a look of horror as both her friends and her father are engulfed by a great darkness and the red Eye shines down on her. The Supercomputer, thought to be shut down, is reactivated and there is a flash of light.
(This is where tomorrow brings a new game)
Aelita is shown alone both in the real world and in Lyoko, hordes of monsters surrounding her.
Geoff is first shown in his human form before transitioning to his Lyoko form.
Next to him is Bridgette, holding her surfboard in the real world before changing into her Lyoko form, her board splitting into two swords.
(It's time to learn that pain is gain)
Gwen is shown sitting in front of tree, looking up and is instantly changed into her Lyoko Avatar, brandishing her scythe.
DJ is shown in the woods, tending to a little rabbit as he stands up and morphs into his Lyoko form, turning to face the camera with a stern glare.
LeShawna is last, ready to fight in both her human form and her Lyoko form.
(Ready fight!)
William and a dark reflection of himself as XANA's General are shown standing back-to-back, turning to face each other and swinging their swords.
The screen is split by the two swords, showing New Lyoko as the title appears:
CODE: TOTAL DRAMA REALITY
(I gotta crush and paint away the anguish)
Aelita is shown first, sitting at the computer before she is then shown as the DJ of a party. She morphs into her Lyoko form and conjures an energy field.
This was followed quickly Geoff wildly waving his hat while riding something with Bridgette holding onto him by the back.
(Of my past for sake of my future)
Gwen is shown next, drawing in her sketchbook and sighing with a sad face as Duncan, Courtney and Trent appear behind her, their backs facing in her direction.
(Until my life comes to an end)
DJ is shown running for his life from appears to be a giant bear.
(I am gonna fight to tear apart that destiny)
LeShawna is shown next, standing confidently with her team, ready to face whatever crazy challenge comes next.
(Aoh, break out and start a revolution)
The antagonists of Total Drama: Heather, Courtney, Justin, Anne Maria, Jo, Lightning, Scott and Alejandro in the Total Drama Machine are shown from left to right, grinning or glaring at the camera, holding up an imaginary case of the million-dollar prize money in their hands. Chris Mclean is shown next, arms crossed as the chair he is sitting in spins to meet the camera, zooming out to show it is the monitor room for the Total Drama show.
A dark shadow appears above them, scrawny in appearance and hair felling over the left eye as it glares darkly at the screen.
(Until you find the answer you're looking for)
The camera then shows Aelita with the new Lyoko Warriors, the TD Lyoko Warriors and William sitting around a campfire, all of them staring up into the starry night sky, a picture of her friends and father resting in Aelita's hands.
(I'll challenge all my limits)
Aelita in her Lyoko form with her wings sprouting from her back is shown, clutching Mr. Puck in her hands as she seemingly falls back, her friends and parents in the background.
The camera moves down to show William kneeling down, clutching his sword in both hands. As this happens, the camera moves down, showing depictions of the TD Lyoko Warriors and other characters in the background.
The camera continues to move down to show Geoff pulling Bridgette into sharing a picture with LeShawna bring her face up over Bridgette's shoulder, the three of them in their Lyoko forms. While this happens, Harold, Lindsay, Beth, Trent, Katie and Sadie are shown in the background.
Below them is Gwen with her arms and legs curled around her with her cape swirling behind her like wings while Heather and Courtney are shown in the background glaring at each other followed by Sierra clutching Cody who looks distressed, Eva crossing her arms along with B and Beth both waving, the latter looking very shy. Behind Gwen appeared Dawn in her own Lyoko form in a meditative pose while upside down while facing Gwen with her eyes closed, her light robe contrasting with Gwen's cape with dark clothing, almost forming a yin-yang symbol.
Behind Dawn appears Scott, snickering evilly.
(Knowing this could be my only chance now)
DJ is shown last, seemingly falling back while holding his pet rabbit: Bunny in his hands with a happy smile. His teammates shown in the background starting with Duncan, Tyler, Justin and Alejandro ending with Chef Hatchet and Chris McClean.
He is followed by Mike and Zoey, both clutching their hands and smiling at each other as in background appears Brick, Jo, Lightning, Sam and Staci.
And lastly Cameron appears staring up at the others.
(To overcome this fate that has come over me)
The screen turns black and the Eye of XANA immediately flashes into existence, glowing red and shadowing the outline of a singular person with red glowing eyes.
(The ending of this story)
Aelita is shown, standing in a meadow now with the wind softly blowing through her hair.
(I will hold it close as I wonder so aimlessly)
She holds up a hand, gazing sadly up as the images of her friends and parents appear in the sky.
(Into this new world)
Her hand then becomes digital, transitioning to Lyoko.
((The game has only just begun))
She gazes up a little longer before she notices her new friends and allies standing with her and smiles before looking forward, seeing a tower in the distance.
(I can see it in your eyes)
Just as they are about to rush towards the tower, the camera angles up into the digital sky as the song reaches its end.
The scene then shifts to pictures of Aelita and her friends both old and new on a desktop as the title appears on last time:
CODE: TOTAL DRAMA REALITY
(No Pain No Game (From Btoom!) Ends)
Episode 5: Total Drama Reality
"Coming to the city of Paris is Total Drama Reality!" Chris proclaimed to the camera as he walked down a sidewalk. "I have brought back every camper to compete in this newest season for a prize of three million dollars! Since I was charged for polluting Camp Wawanakwa that was then declared to a nature preserve, we decided to film a new season here in France. Oh, and to avoid law suits the studio has agreed to replace the money if we have another incident like last time. This time I think I'll just write a check so certain home-schooled maniacs don't pull a rip off of Lord of the Rings-which by the way almost cost me a good amount of money until I persuaded the jury, I hadn't planned for Ezekiel to act like Gollum." He stopped to snicker before resuming his announcement. "This time around our contestants will be going into both virtual reality and the real world to solve the various and hilarious puzzles I have set for them. Thanks to my friend here at RealiTech we have a series of virtual reality Apparatus Devices that will allow players to interact in a virtual world that will be different with each episode. But don't worry, I won't leave you feel like you're just watching some jerk use your computer at your house, we all know that's annoying, the players will also go out into the streets of this fair city to solve parts of their challenges. And as a bonus, because of the virtual reality devices, contestants who suffered injuries last season may participate in the digital realm and will feel like they were never injured at all to begin with."
Chris remained silent for a moment...
And then burst out laughing. "Sucks to be them!"
It was beautiful to be back at Kadic Academy. The sun shined brightly down on the city and students old and new walked through the campus to either see the place or to re-familiarize themselves with the school they have gone to before.
"Well, here we are back again." Said Ulrich.
"Yep. Another full year with the special meatloaf." Said Odd.
"Some things never change. Honestly." Said Yumi.
"Sometimes that's a good thing Yumi." Aelita giggled.
"We have two hours of chemistry first" said Jeremy, checking his schedule.
"I've got history" added Yumi. "And I better get moving, Professor Fumet is usually already in the classroom by now."
Ulrich smiled. "Guys, we're better off discussing this another time, alright?"
Yumi transferred her rucksack of books from one shoulder to another.
"Well, the Prof waits for no man. I've really got to head off guys."
"We'll see each other at dinner then, in the cafeteria."
"Awesome. Well, have a good first day everybody." She answered, quickly setting off up the path beyond the gate, continuing ahead of the others.
"Here is where the campers will be staying! A building that was rented out to me by our friends at RealiTech! Five Star with your own rooms, beds, and TVs!" Chris proclaimed, giving a tour of where the contestants would be staying. "It functions much like the dorms at a boarding school. Girls on one floor, dudes on the other with only one bathroom and shower on each floor! As you can see, we have a large courtyard outside with absolutely nothing."
It showed a rather featureless grey building with a stone courtyard with not even a bench out front, separating the front door from the property's gate.
"Now that we have the boring stuff out of the way, let us take you into the main building where our contestants will face their doom-I mean digital challenges." Chris said before the slide changed to the interior of the building. "The first floor is the girl's floor and has the room where the RealiTech interface is set up in one of the back rooms!"
It showed a dull, grey, empty room.
"It looks empty but watch this."
It changed to a recording of Chris stepping into it. "Alright and broadcast!"
Suddenly the room changed around him until...he stood on the dock at Total Drama Island outside Camp Wawanakwa.
"This room here allows us to create a digital illusion of places we have seen already. It records everything right down to every dirt and bug." He suddenly stepped in something. "But as you can see, this is illusion, which brings us to the real thing the geniuses made!"
He stepped into another room where there was a massive supercomputer.
"This is the computer that will hold every challenge! These pods alongside it hook up to the users and places them in an environment where it fools all of their senses into thinking everything is real from touch, smell, sight, taste, and sound!" He pointed to a series of pods. "So, if they get hurt, it will feel quite real to them!"
Someone coughed and Chris sighed.
"Which is why we'll have the safety on, so they do not suffer psychological damage. They just put on these visors here, turn on the interface, and presto, you're somewhere else! Any injuries you have are gone!" Chris held up a visor interface. "And all our contestants need to do if they want to get out is say the magic word...Chris Rules!" He grinned. "Now let's go re-introduce the victims-I mean contestants!"
The screen went to a hallway lined with doors. Suddenly one young man stepped out of a door. He was wearing a pair of sneakers, denim shorts, and a white long-sleeved shirt under a black t-shirt with a skull on it. It was easy to recognize the green Mohawk and the piercings.
"Broody Bad Boy, Duncan!"
The young man looked up. "Ah crap. What now Chris?"
He crossed his arms and glared at him.
"Just reintroducing our favorite contestants to the world! Smile big tough guy!" Chris replied.
"Eat dirt, Mclean." Duncan simply said.
"Next!"
Chris opened the next door, revealing a young teenager sitting at a desk inside. The boy had messy brown hair, hadn't shaved too well, and wore a pair of green pants, a pink shirt under a blue t shirt, and a pair of glasses. He turned to look at the door.
"Napoleon Dynamite: Harold!" Chris said. "How's it going buddy?"
"I'm guessing that's not your normal camera crew; you never talk to me otherwise." Harold said.
"You bet Harold; this camera crew is for introducing you to the locals!" Chris replied. "Smile man!"
"Uh...hi." Harold raised a hand. "I'm Harold, nice to be here, nice town, looks really awesome."
"And that's Harold everybody!" Chris said before he moved on. "Let's see who is in the lounge! It's built in with the necessities for being lazy: couches, drinks, and man's fourth best friend the TV!"
He entered the lounge, which was built onto the second floor. Inside the lounge were only ten of the contestants. One was a muscular man with dark skin and a small beard and a white cap playing cards with a smaller man with blonde hair, a pair of denim shorts, a pink shirt that revealed his entire chest and stomach, and a cowboy hat.
Another was a tanned, dark-haired youth who wore a pair of jeans and a dark green shirt and was looking at himself in a mirror as he sat in a chair. Sitting at the table was a boy with brown hair, a white shirt with a red stripe across it and a pair of jeans on; a large man with blonde hair wearing a pair of shorts and a white t shirt; and a blonde girl who was braiding her own hair with one hand and ignoring everything else. The final person in the room was just coming in from one of the other doors. She was short, had brown hair that was tied back in a high ponytail, a pair of large glasses, braces, and wore pink pants, a green shirt, and a vest over the shirt.
The next wore a shirt similar to the boy with the yellow and stripe shirt over a sweat, dark pants and had auburn curly hair. He had light facial hair on his chin and glasses.
"Ok, here are Nature lover DJ," The large dark-skinned man looked up, smiled, and waved to the camera. "Former Total Drama Aftermath Hosts: Geoff and Bridgette!"
The two sitting across from him waved to the camera and shouted. "HI MOM!"
"Old Pretty Boy, Justin!"
Justin perked up, looking affronted. "Old?!"
"Food Enthusiast Owen, Scrawny Contestant Cody, and Loveable lame-brain Lindsey!"
"HELLO FRANCE!" Owen shouted as he stood up.
"Hi!" Cody waved.
Lindsey blinked and looked at the camera. "I'm on TV?!"
"Finalist with a complicated love life: Beth!"
"Hi everybody!" Beth shouted before the camera went back to Chris.
"And here come the unfortunate ones!"
More people came in.
"Multiple Personality: Mike!"
"Hi." Mike simply waved at the camera.
"AKA, Chester."
Mike then changed into Chester who started complaining.
"Svetlana."
Followed by Svetlana.
"Vito."
He changed then into Vito.
"And Manitoba!"
He changed to Manitoba before changing back to Mike. "Not cool, man!"
"Mike's crush and wears too much red powerhouse: Zoey!"
"It's not that much…" Zoey looked down at her clothing. "Is it?"
"Athlete non-partner: Lightning!"
"Sha-Bang!" The former brunette athlete flexed his muscles. "Lightning's in it to win it!"
"Daddy's girl: Dakota!"
The blond hair girl wearing pink rushed over and hugged Sam.
"And Game-Boy: Sam!"
"Private Bed-Wetter: Brick!"
The army cadet immediately saluted. "Sir, yes sir!"
"Bubble Boy Brainica: Cameron!"
Cameron gave a timid wave to the camera. "Hi."
"Creep Mind Reader: Dawn!"
The pale blond just glared at and turned her face away from Chris. "Hmph!"
"Silent but smart: B."
B simply looked at the camera.
"Hairspray obsessed loony: Anne Maria."
"Your challenges better not mess up my tan or my hair. And I don't think I've forgotten you nearly giving me cancer." Anne-Maria glared at Chris.
"Not my fault you accepted a fake ring from a mutant." Chris rolled his eyes before continuing the introduction. "Bossy bruiser: Jo!"
Jo simply crossed her arms, standing next to Eva.
"And…Staci."
The girl in the pink sweater looked ready to open her mouth when Chris cut her off. "And the rest of the old contestants!"
Eight more people came in, three of them being helped by the other four. One was an Asian girl with dark hair who had casts and bandages for her broken limbs and burned flesh. "Devious Diva, Heather!"
"Shut up." Heather grumbled from her wheelchair.
"Everyone's favorite nutjob: Izzy!" Izzy waved with one hand, accidentally smacking Heather into a wall.
"OW!"
"Challenge throwing farm boy turned wheelchair: Scott."
The wheelchair bound contestant could only let out a single 'beep!' at Chris.
"Home boy turned feral boy: Ezekiel!" The mutated boy snarled, only to be caught by a claw shot out by the Drama Machine.
"Just…kidding!" Chris laughed. "Yeah, he's not coming back…Ever."
With that, the Drama Machine aimed and shot Ezekiel through a window, the mutated boy letting out a scream. Most of the contestants flinched, knowing that Chris had a special fondness for humiliating Ezekiel since World Tour.
"And here's Alejandro! Or Darth Alejandro." Chris giggled as Alejandro-I mean Darth Vader- I mean Darth Alejandro came in, led by Crazy-In-Training Courtney.
"Well how are we doing today Al?" Chris asked. "Still a spaz?"
Alejandro stared at Chris for a few moments. "I'm glaring at you right now Chris. And I swear when I get my face back I'm going to do a lot worse."
"Yep, still a spaz." Chris shrugged. "No can do. It likes you for some odd reason." Chris snickered, earning some beeps from the machine before moving on. "Yep, still a spaz. And then we have Total Drama's number one blogger: Sierra"
Sierra squealed as soon as she saw Cody. "Hi Cody!"
Cody shuddered and hid behind Owen, who was the perfect cover...until Sadie came in with a tray of muffins.
"I made muffins! That kitchen actually works!" She yelled.
"NICE!" Owen ran to her, leaving Cody exposed.
"I thought he was on a diet now!" The boy shouted.
"I'm working on it, don't judge me!" Owen shouted before he stuffed a muffin into his mouth.
"Ok, who do I get to kill now?" Eva stomped in. "What's with the freaking noise?!"
"Hey it's the scary chick!" Chris said...before he ducked as a fist buried itself into the wall above him. "Say hello to Eva!"
"What did we miss?" Gwen came in with LeShawna.
"Man, we found the sweetest cafe just up the street!" LeShawna said, smiling.
"Boyfriend Stealer Gwen and Up and Has-Been Reality TV Star LeShawna, say hello to the people of France!" Chris said...before a mime came in. "And Music Boy Trent, say to this mime!"
"What the-?!" Trent stared at the mime... before slowly backing out of the room, chased by the mime.
"Did you bring that mime in on purpose just to scare him?" Gwen asked.
"Yep!" Chris grinned. "Man, I have to see him scream, I didn't get permission to use the last footage of it from TDI on YouTube! You'd remember, he left you buried for ten minutes and ran around screaming like a little girl!"
Gwen glared...and for special effects someone in the studio played the music from 'Kill Bill' that happened when the Bride found her victim, showing repeat shots of Gwen and Chris as the screen turned red over and over. A second later the special effects shot ended, and the conversation continued.
"YEAH!" Tyler leaped in, doing a cart wheel...and crashed into the table and ended up lying on it. "Man, the gym here is awesome!"
"Former assistant and Cody-Kisser: Noah!"
"Please don't let him near those weights again; he almost gave me a concussion when he tossed one by accident." Noah came in next, nursing a bruise on his forehead.
"World's Worst Jock: Tyler!"
"Bite me Mclean!"
"And…Blainley!"
"WHAT?!"
Blainley herself was dragged in, kicking and screaming before the Drama Machine. "Chris, what are you-"
"Just kidding again." Chris snickered. "No way am I letting you back on either, Mildred!"
With that, the Drama Machine shot Blainley through the same window as Ezekial, causing nearly everyone to flinch.
"Those poor souls." Dawn whispered.
"Nice, everybody is here!" Chris said. "Well France, you loved us in Canada, and you'll hate us when I let these maniacs out onto the streets! Stay tuned for Total, Drama, Reali-tay!"
Hours later, at high noon, the show Total Drama Reality began to air its first episode.
At the same time the students of Kadic were being gathered for an assembly to welcome them back and welcome new students.
"Welcome back contestants to a new season of Total Drama. Now I'm not allowed to torment some people like last time as part of my parole, so I have to make do with what they do when they aren't in these puppies." Chris patted one VR Interface Pod. "Top of the line and can make the pain just as real and their screams all the more girlish. Of course, they also are used to help people by healing wounds inflicted within the game and can even help to relax someone...when they're not using the scenarios I have personally designed."
"His mom made 'em." Chef said quickly.
"Dude, that was random, and that was a rip off of that Microsoft commercial." Chris pointed out, for once having a good point.
"Dude, your mom provided the scenarios since you screwed up the programming for 'em, I don't even know how to use a freaking mouse and I could tell that much." Chef replied. "I called her up where she works for Dell and got her to fix 'em since you can't seem to do anything besides put more gel in that mop on your head."
"... I'll try not to let that get to me, and I'll especially try not to deduct half your pay for it either." Chris said calmly.
"Yo momma just paid for it." Chef grumbled.
"What you just say?"
"Nothing."
"Anyways, since we have both sets of contestants from previous seasons participating this time, we can't go with the usual two teams this time. So, we'll be starting off with a little challenge into the digital frontier, deciding who will be on which team before we move on to the official challenge." Chris explained. "Now, everyone pick a pod."
One by one, each contestant picked and stepped inside a pod.
"Please put them on and step into a pod." Chris commanded.
They did so, and the pods hissed shut over them. Alejandro's robot suit was being hooked up to one of the pods by two interns while Scott was being lifted off his wheelchair by DJ and while Trent put the visor on him. For obvious reasons, the damage to his body was edited from being fully seen by anyone watching the show but DJ and Trent looked like they were both about to throw up.
"Now...let the madness begin!" Chris said.
Chef threw a switch, and all campers went limp in their pods.
A screen mounted on the wall showed an empty field. Suddenly all of them appeared in the middle of it. They looked realistic, not a detail out of place. Alejandro looked down at himself, looking completely the same as he was before his accident.
So did Scott who jumped up and down. "I can move! I can speak!"
Heather looked over and noticed that Alejandro looked completely healed. She quickly looked away before anyone would have noticed a small look of regret.
"Wow!" Katie said. "This is so cool!"
"I know!" Sadie squealed.
"Nice..." Trent looked at one of his hands, impressed by the Virtual Reality World he was now in.
He wasn't the only one.
Lindsay appeared in what looked like a sewer, landing on top of a giant white alligator that snarled at her. "Wow, where did you get that amazing alligator coat?"
The alligator answered by roaring and chasing her.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Lindsay screamed and took off with the alligator chasing her.
Lightning grunted as he landed on the ground and looked around. "Where am I-" He stopped when he saw the Eiffel Tower. "The Eiffel Tower? I must be in Germany!"
A mime nearby couldn't help but sigh. "Imbecile."
Jo appeared in a stone chamber with Egyptian writing on the walls. "So where is this?"
She heard something scuttling along the ground and walls to see… "Scarabs."
The Scarabs immediately surrounded her, but Jo tried to shrug it off.
"Whoop-de-do!" She crossed her arms and looked away. "Do your worst, you pathetic roach wannabees."
The Scarabs did so, immediately swarming her.
"I take it back! Do your best! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Like Lindsay, Sam ended up in what appeared to be sewers. He turned to see two larger than usual turtles glaring at him.
Sam, being the gamer that he is, only laughed. "Awesome!"
He ran, jumping on one turtle causing it to retract into its shell and then jumped on it again, sending it spinning to the other turtle and then jumped into the nearby pipe.
"Wow." Heather said, noticing she was actually standing.
Not only that, but her hair had completely grown back, making this a lot more bearable.
Heather would have been glad to see her injuries didn't follow her into the digital world, if she wasn't shivering as she looked around. "I-I'm in the Yukon!"
"Oh, you guys have no idea what we've made here!" Chris's annoying voice laughed.
Heather let out a groan of frustration as she walked forward, failing to see the frozen pole in front of her. She walked right into it, crying out in pain and frustration and tried to back away…
Only for her tongue to end up stuck next to it.
A snarling sound made her look behind to see a bear…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
In the meantime, Sierra landed in a familiar looking warehouse, and she gasped in recognition. "Area 51, from Episode 67 of World Tour! That means…"
Indeed, it did.
In front of her were four plant pods and from them came…
"ALIEN CODY CLONES!" Sierra squealed and eagerly chased after the clones. "This isn't Area 51, it's Heaven!"
"Oh, since I'm the punk I end up in jail." Duncan muttered as he looked around and saw the cell door open. "Well, at least I can walk out."
Dakota roared as she reverted back to her 'Dakotazoid' form as she took on the mutant animals of Bony Island.
Courtney looked around, seeing she was in the Amazon…and surrounded by tribal men with spears pointed at her. "Uh-oh…"
When Gwen appeared, she found herself in water and quickly swam to the surface, noticing the graphics looked very real and had to admit she was impressed. "Okay, the water feels real. I hate to compliment Chris but he's outdone himself this time."
"Thank you."
Gwen frowned when she heard the host's annoying voice.
"So where am I?" Gwen looked around only to pale when she noticed she was slowly being pulled towards… "…Niagara Falls?!"
She was literally about to fall down giant waterfalls she had sketched many times before.
"I HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
Scott appeared in the water next to Wawanakwa, looking around and paling when he saw dozens of shark tails. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Confessional: Harold
In the janitor's close that was the new confessional at the studio, Harold smiled at the camera.
"This is seriously awesome. I can show of my mad and gamer skills."
Confessional: Noah
"I hate to admit, but I think Chris has outdone himself this time."
"Thank you, Noah!"
Noah frowned.
Confessional: Cameron
"Maybe this season won't be so bad. Since I was raised in a bubble by my mom, I got to study a whole lot and computer-generated graphics was one of my favorite topics. This whole virtual reality thing could be right up my alley."
Confessional: Heather
"No matter the challenge, I will win and get the money I Am. Owed."
Confessional: Owen
"Whoo-hoo! I love competing with my friends and this time we're competing with video games?! AWESOME!"
Confessional: Eva
"I have been waiting through four seasons to have the chance to win. Having to sit on the side while others competed was driving me crazy!" Eva snarled but took a deep breath. "But I've learned how to control my temper since then and this time I'll play it smart."
Confessional: Gwen
"I take back what I said, you psycho!" Gwen pointed at the camera, dripping wet.
Confessional: Scott
Scott was curled up and shivering. "Never make enemies with a critter that has more teeth than your entire family!"
"Everyone, I welcome you all to Drama Land!" Chris announced grandly. "Using footage from previous season, our tech boys have managed to create a literal digital world based off of the locations that we visited, especially during World Tour."
A map of Drama Land appeared on the main screen. It appeared as one giant landscape that was mixed with locations matching places that had been filed in previous seasons:
Camp Wawanakwa appeared as a small island next to the mainland.
Niagara Falls could be seen in the center of the mainland.
At the south region were locations like the Egyptian Pyramids, the Greece Athens, the Amazon Rainforest and Australia.
Above Niagara Falls was a city that appeared as a mix of Tokyo, Toronto, Paris, London and New York with the Statue of Liberty appearing in what looked was a giant lake rather than an ocean along with Big Ben and the Eiffel Tower. Four replicas of the Tower Bridge could be shown connecting the city to the north, south, east and west branches of the digital land.
In the far northern regions, the landscape was made up of snowy mountains similar to the Yukon in Canada, the German Alps in Germany, Sweden and in the north-east a volcano could be found resembling the one from Hawaii.
The western regions were primarily made up of forests and beaches, a mix of the Amazon, Newfoundland, Montego Bay in Jamaica and the beaches from Hawaii.
In the south-west region was a replica of Rapa Nui with the stoned carvings to match.
The easter region featured a replica of the Great Wall from Beijing, China. Branching out, a replica of the Serengeti.
"Of course, they are not complete recreations but rather the entire world is basically made up of every location previously filed and meshed together." Chris continued. "People will be making a lot of connections here and a lot of challenges will be taking place here. Note, what you see now is only level one of Drama Land."
An additional map was shown appearing underneath the current Drama Land with another one appearing on top.
"The purpose of each time is to win a Chris Idol from each challenge. The team that wins five of ten idols will be allowed to advance to the next level: Drama Land Level 2." Chris continued. "The team that fails to find to find before the other two will be disbanded with the loser eliminated and any remaining team members given to the two surviving teams. From then one, the team that is the first to get through Level 2 will advance to the final level: Level 3. That is when the teams will be dissolved, and it will be every sucker for themselves."
The final level, Level 3, appeared to be taking place literally in the clouds.
"Alright, the challenge shall be that you must search for stars hidden throughout the level in this challenge. Each star has a different color corresponding with each team. If you pick a red star, you join Team Red, if you pick a green one you join Team Green, if you pick a blue one you join Team Blue. Right now, you only see a nice little forest and field with some fluffy bunnies and chipmunks, but soon...oh yes, I will not be bored anymore!" Chris snickered. "GET ME A DIET COKE!"
A crew member ran out of the room to do so.
"And once all the stars are gathered, the teams will move onto the next challenge." Chris then took a deep breath. "BEGIN THE CHALLENGE!"
In the virtual world, Trent was the first to take off running in one direction. He took only twenty steps before suddenly he fell down a hole.
"AH...!" He hit the ground with a thud. "Ow..."
The small cave he ended up in had a tunnel leading out of it with the words 'Exit' above it. He sighed. "Figures Chris would pull that on me." Suddenly, no longer injured, he stood up and took off into it.
Eva almost fell for the tunnel but leaped over it and kept running...only for a massive worm creature to suddenly come out of the ground and screech in her face. She just stared at it, and her eyes narrowed...cue the Kill Bill music there.
Katie and Sadie went in the same direction. They were far into the forest before suddenly the yran into... a wall. A simple wall, a simple, unimpressive brick wall. They stared up at it...and nothing happened. They looked at each other, and then up at the wall.
The wall towered over them. Katie squeaked in fear.
Sadie risked getting up...and the wall fell over onto them, squashing them.
"Ooh! And they are down!" Chris laughed.
Suddenly they appeared on top of the wall, looking dirty and roughed up.
"Owie..." They collapsed.
Justin walked off calmly into the forest. He came to a pond and looked down at his reflection in it.
"Man, I knew he'd find it, watch." Chris giggled.
Justin's reflection suddenly turned into that of a hideous, pimply, pale, bald middle-aged man with a beer belly.
Justin let out a scream so high pitched it cracked a window in the real world. He then fainted.
Chris laughed. "Oh man that was weak!"
Beth seemed the best off, as she dodged a hole, passed a pond, ran around the wall and the currently unconscious girls, and even dodged an arrow that shot at her. She sighed in relief...before a foot came down and stomped her.
"Divine intervention right there." Chris said smugly.
Beth reformed next to the foot, which vanished into the clouds. "Ow..."
A bunny hopped up to her. Reaching out for something to pull herself up, she accidentally grabbed it.
The rabbit turned into a white light, and suddenly Beth got up. "Hey, I feel good!"
"Yeah...the system randomly creates different creatures that can be captured and used to heal you. There'll be more...tricks and twists along the season." Chris shrugged.
Geoff got further than Beth, and even avoided being squashed three times and when vines tried to snag him, he somehow leaped forward and did a roll, got to his feet and then repeated this to get through them.
"Didn't know he was that flexible." Lindsey commented.
Bridgette blushed a bit.
"Well, we're off to a rough start here. Who will end up on whose team? Find out when we come back from commercials to…Total…Drama…Reality!"
(Outro Song: Breakaway by Subdigitals Starts)
As the credits are shown on the left side, the interior of Kadic Academy is shown, zeroing in on a file left on a desk.
(They told me that I)
The file opened to reveal a dossier with the name signed on the bottom: FRANZ HOPPER
(Was no good at all,)
The papers are moved, revealing a picture of Waldo Schaeffer and his wife, Anthea Schaeffer, who is shown to be pregnant.
(Such a waster...)
Another picture is shown of a woman with blond hair and wearing glasses.
(And suddenly I was)
Another picture shows a man with brunette hair and a beard.
(Out of the cool,)
A new picture is shown with five kids smiling: Odd was holding Kiwi over his head, a big grin on his face while the dog barked. Ulrich and Yumi were holding each other, winking at the camera; William smiled uneasily, feeling awkward about being back in the group after all he had apparently done to them under XANA's control. And Aelita was kissing Jeremy on the cheek, making Jeremy blush as the shot was snapped.
(Stuck with the fools…)
Another file opens with the label: Total Drama is shown next.
(Not that much I can do,)
The file opens to show Chris Mclean and Chef Hatchet standing in what looked like a lab.
(I'm out of the crew.)
Next comes pictures of the future contestants starting with Alejandro Burromuerto before and after the incident that turned him into a robot.
(Hear the lights go out,)
Next was a picture of a brunette with glasses labelled 'Beth Gadon'.
(What should I do)
Mildred "Blaineley" Stacey Andrews O'Halloran
(Stuck to this chair)
Bridgette Fairlie
(And yet I know)
Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson
(Gotta break away)
Courtney Barlow
(It's not my style)
Devon 'DJ' Joseph
(I gotta get away)
Duncan Nelson with a police report next to his photo
(Here and now today.)
Eva Chantrey
(Cut in half, I'm already there,)
Ezekiel Oldring
(In my head I know it,)
Geoffrey 'Geoff' Petronijevic
(Five, no four more steps,)
Gwen Fahlenbock
(Take me to the door,)
Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady V
(Open up I'm falling.)
Heather Wilson
(One of those days)
Isabella 'Izzy' Crown with three additional files:
Explosivo
E-Scope
Brainzilla
(Where the lights go out,)
Justin Reid
(And yet I smile.)
Katie Anne Mills
(Gotta break away,)
LeShawna Edwards
(Life's like that and)
Lindsay Vermeer
(I gotta get away)
Noah Hayden
(Here and now today)
Owen McCord
(Gotta break away)
Sadie Lipson
(Break away, break away)
Sierra Obonsawin
(Get away,)
Trenton 'Trent' Lennon
(Here and now today.)
Tyler Beckham
(Here I am as I stand,)
Anne Maria
(I can feel you think,)
B
("Such a waster.")
Brick McArthur
(It's okay, I don't care)
Cameron Corduroy Wilkins
(Didn't wanna stay stuck)
Dakota Milton before and after her mutation
(With the fools.)
Dawn Medrek
(Skating down Park Avenue,)
Jo Elliot
(I realise my time is now and here)
Rudolph 'Lightning' Jackson
(Ready to go,)
Mike Doran while five additional files are next to his picture:
Chester
Svetlana
Manitoba
Vitro
The fifth file, however, was sealed.
(Being sensible is just not sensible.)
Samuel 'Sam' Froud
(Gotta break away)
Scott Wallis, both before and after nearly being mauled to death by a mutant shark.
(It's not my style,)
Staci Peters
(And I gotta get away)
Zoey Mamabolo
(Here and now today.)
A picture of Franz Hopper in front of the Hermitage is shown next with the word 'MISSING' printed above.
(Gotta break away)
Next to appear are several reports on a new company known as 'REALITECH' .
(Life's like that,)
Followed by a medical report on Dakota Milton in her mutant form.
(And I gotta get away)
Next is a report on Alejandro who is still trapped in the robot suit following the end of Total Drama World Tour.
(Get away)
Followed by Scott's own medical file.
(Bring it all the way,)
This is followed by medical files on Anne Maria and Staci.
(Gotta break away)
Next to appear is a classified report showing a line of robots with Chris looking over one at the front.
(It's not my style,)
Robot pieces are shown to be scattered about in a lab with various scientists at work on the robots or surrounding what appears to be a large supercomputer.
(And I gotta get away)
A picture of Chris in jail is shown next.
(Here and now today.)
There is a round table with the people seated blurred from being seen, a single contract is shown on the table.
(Gotta break away)
TOTAL DRAMA REALITY
Proposed by newly established Realitech
(Life's like that,)
The pictures of the first and second generations of Total Drama contestants are then shown.
(And I gotta get away)
A map of France is shown next.
(Get away)
The file is then closed and picked up as the screen fades to black.
Bring it all the way,
The Eye of XANA flashes one time and the title of the series appears:
CODE: TOTAL DRAMA REALITY
(Outro Song: Breakaway by Subdigitals Ends)