Kid Icarus stinks.

[PAID STORY] Take a dive into a tale of vengeful no-gooders. Centered around you becoming a demon with the soul of a past Underworld ruler, taking your revenge on the greater good that banished you, as you deal with a truly evil Goddess that always wants you under thumb for plans of her own. Stopping at nothing, you gain more and more power to take over the world in your hateful co

A vore version/remake of "Clash of the Titanic Goddesses". I hope you guys enjoy this version as well. Palutena discovers a rumor that Smash Bros was loosely based off of sumo wrestling and decides to try something new for fun. However, during her training session with Pit to test out her new sumo form, something strange happens that changes their relationship forever.

Basically, some chapters in "Naked Pit" are retold with alternate scenarios. These are non-canon. Also on AO3.

They've always been two sides of the same coin, a mirror reflection of one another. Before, Dark Pit was comfortable using the two phrases interchangeably. But now, he realizes that a coin is never the same on both sides and mirrors only represent truth's unwavering condemnation. Pit will never be him and he will never be Pit. They will never be one. He will never be whole.

I, Shadmé, woke up in a world among the clouds. With no memories and no idea what to do, I was lucky an angel named Pit happened to stumble upon me. Together, the two of us set off on an adventure to discover my origins and battle the rising Underworld Army.

Being a goddess gives you things that have advantages over mortals. Unfortunately, preventing flatulence is not one of them. So rev up those fryers, cause the gassy green goddess is in town! It's Lady Palutena farting, much to Pit's angelic dismay! Lady Palutena farts, Lady Palutena farted, Lady Palutena fart... gotta get those hits on Google somehow. 10 years of Palutena farts!

When the war against Hades was over, Pit and Palutena eagerly welcomed Dark Pit into what could only be described as a family. Now, with peace maintained in Skyworld, they finally have a chance to enjoy the more mundane things in life along with the friends they've made. A collection of oneshots based on Kid Icarus: Uprising! [Drafts of the first 10 chapters; the rest is on AO3!]

My entire existence is unnatural, they say. I could be manifesting his dark side, they say. I am not evil. Just misunderstood. (Part 2/5 of Backstory Arc) (Ange CorbeauRaven Angel)

How did things get so bad so fast? That was a question Pit kept coming back to whenever he looked through Palutena's old photo albums from happier times before the wars. But when he and his twin got to experience some of those moments for themselves, in a way they never thought they could, he couldn't help but wonder whether it was worth it to try to change that world's future.

Dark Pit could never understand Palutena. With his independent streak, her mysterious motives– often bordering on secrecy– made absolutely no sense. At least the feeling was mutual. But with a dark angel and the Goddess of Light stuck as each other while trying to undo the spell placed on them, all while hiding it from the person closest to them, it wasn't like they had a choice.

Takes place after and during the events of the main game. A new adventure awaits for Pit and a forgotten villain awaits his revenge. Discover the hidden secrets of Kid Icarus: Uprising in this action-packed adventurous, horrifying, slightly romantic, and slightly comedic Demonic DLC story. Rated T for swearing, graphic gore, and shocking/disturbing scenes.

Finalmente las alas de los ángeles crecen y pueden volar por si solos sin la necesidad del poder de vuelo de las diosas. Poco a poco Pit se siente atraído hacia él por sus brillantes alas. Tanto que quiere tocarlas.

What was Pit up to before the first Kid Icarus game? How did he and Palutena meet? Why can't he read? Find out this and more in this adorable one-shot collection! (cover art by mysterious Lynn on Tumblr)

After an attack on Skyworld orchestrated by Medusa, lone angel Pit is tasked by Lady Palutena to retrieve the Three Sacred Treasures in order to stop Medusa’s invasion. Pit, with the mission in hand, embarks on a journey, both in and out, as he grapples with his own personal conflicts on a quest to save the world. Can he successfully stop Medusa in time?

Viridi feels frustrated that nobody takes her seriously due to her childlike appearance. She confides in Pit, who reassures her that he values her as a person, not just as a goddess.

Palutena reveals to Pit and Viridi their true origins.

Come to think of it, there was a third

Palutena discovers a rumor that Smash Bros was loosely based off of sumo wrestling and decides to try out a new sumo-sized form for fun. She enlists her trusted captain, Pit, as her sparring partner/training dummy to test out her new body and techniques. However, during their "training session" something unexpected happens that will forever change the relationship between them.

A Re-Upload of Midnight Spawn’s 2013 Kid Icarus Piridi Lemon Fanfiction. For preservation purposes.

The tales of an angel boy and human girl, training for Palutena's Army and having fun school hijinx together.

Before falling victim to a terrible prank, there was once a boy who wanted to experience what it was like to fly for once in his life. During an escape from a cruel king alongside his father an unforeseen tragedy provides Plautena with an opportunity to save the boy's soul from a dark fate.

As the Goddess of Nature, Viridi lived by the principle that there's no point in dwelling on regrets. Maintaining the Earth was so much work in itself, there was no way she could do her job without devoting all her energy to it, and she couldn't let emotions interfere. Of course, there's only so much an eight-year-old can handle. Maybe emotions were more important than she thought.

Pit talks about the benefits he gets from wearing sandals a lot. (Warning: May contain mild foot fetish content.)

Release trailer for my upcoming story. This trailer is about how the story will be like and what type of characters will arrive for it. Sit back and enjoy the scenery of what's about to come in the future. Rated K for a sense of action packed adventure.