"Stolas?" The tall red imp said with confusion.
Stolas stood up straight and looked back to Blitzø "One second darling." He then looked back and down at Pat "You are an interesting human but our time together is at an end." Stolas gave a nod and walked to the group of Hellborn.
As Stolas walked away, Pat looked back at the two Agents "You two go to the observation room and hide. This one is new, I don't know what he does. I might not be able to protect you." The two give shaky nods and quickly went to the room and hid underneath the console.
While the Agents hid, Stolas pressed a button and was able to shut off the lockdown (how the hell did he know how to do that?) Blitzø looked up at Stolas as he made his way "How the fuck did you know we were in trouble?"
Stolas gave a gentle smile "I have my ways darling." He then bent over and gently held Blitzø's face "Are you alright?" Blitzø rolled his eyes and scoffed lightly "I'm fine Stolas you should be asking MnM and Loonie." He then looked over to Pat glaring at him "They were the ones that actually got hurt."
Stolas gave a light hoot "Yes well I suppose if the quality of humans was like that one over there." Stolas let go of Blitzø's face and aimed his thumb back to Pat "Then I suppose I could see how you would've been able to get caught. Though I will ask to be more careful, not just for our… Less than legal use of my Grimoire, but for your safety." Stolas gave light squeeze of Blitzø's cheek. "I would hate to lose you and your red hot c*ck."
Blitzø rolled his eyes and took Stolas' hand off of him "Yeah yeah won't happen again Stolas." Stolas gave a light chuckle before he turned and faced the remaining human in the room "Luckily for you no one believes the words of the demon obsessed lunatics, they are seen as kooks." Stolas smiled and repeated kooks with a point of his finger. "Such a silly word."
Stolas kept his smile and clapped "Now let us return home." His hands were then surrounded by magic as he prepared to open a portal back to hell. Moxxie chirped up hanging off of Millie's shoulder "Yes please I would like to return to the correct hellhole." Millie pinched his cheek with a smile.
Stolas was about to open the portal "I'm afraid I can't let you do that." Stolas did a thing with his eyes to make it seem like he raised an eyebrow. He turned around and looked at Pat. "Excuse me human?"
Pat looked at Stolas with a frown "I don't know who you are and what connection you have with these four, but I won't let you take them away from earth justice." Pat then got into a stance.
Stolas gave a light hoot as he fully faced the remaining human "Listen ummm what is your name again?" With narrowed eyes Pat answered, Stolas gave a light nod "Right Mr. Patrick-" Pat's eye twitched "You'll have to excuse me and my companion-"
"Stolas,let's just get the fuck out of here already we don't need tell this asshole anything." Blitzø decided to interject as he pulled on Stolas' arm and kept his glare on Pat. "Loonie got hurt, I got into a fucking acid trip or whatever and then Mox and Mills got their ass kicked. We just want to leave."
Stolas gave a light pout as he looked down at Blitzø "Oh very well Bltizy." He looked back up at Pat "Farewell Patrick, it was an interesting meeting." He turned around and had his hands up.
"STOLAS DODGE!" Stolas eyes widened as he made a magic shield that surrounded him and his fellow Hellborn. He looked back and saw my first right where his head would be at. He frowns as he raised his hands "Such a shame you were a very interesting human." Stolas shoved his hands forward to push Pat back with his shield.
Pat jumped back before the retaliation could hit him and he stood at the other side of the room and he began analyze his opponent. 'So he has some type of projectiles, don't know what they can do. Might not be Ki, magic I suppose. Looks skinny enough to be a glass cannon, better get in close' He got into a stance as he prepared his assault.
While the human made his analysis the Goeita Prince made his own. 'This one's speed and strength are almost unnatural, he must have trained his, admittedly, fine body to the brink of Hell and back. I don't sense any form of magical ability from him. It seems that' I'll be able to keep him at a distance, long enough for him to make a mistake and end this fight with my gaze. No need for an unnecessary risk.'
Stolas and Pat looked at each other in their eyes 'Shouldn't be too hard.' The both of them thought. Stolas looked to Blitzø "Bltizy you should take yourself, your daughter, and employees away from here." Before Blitzø can respond his eyes widen as he looked over Stolas' shoulder, who unconsciously summoned another shield.
Pat had his foot directly where Stolas' head would be, which got an annoyed chirp from the Prince. "It looks like I won't be able to keep my eyes off of you Patrick." Another eye twitch from Pat.
Pat jumped off the magical shield and ran around the Hellborn, Stolas meanwhile used his magic to tear off down one of the doors that shut and pushed the Imps and Hellhound into it. "Keep down you four if you wish to stay. I don't want any distractions." Millie and Moxxie were watching Loona and the fight as they treated her burn with Millie giving her encouragement "Would you look ah that, you got your first scar from going topside." Loona rolled her eyes as she held her hand.
Blitzø though was amazed he'd never seen Stolas like this, confident, assertive, and not horny. If he was feeling honest if they weren't in danger he would have had a hard time keeping his hands off of the Prince. Fuck it Blitzø was rocking Stolas' world when they left, the bear traps seem… Thoughts for later, right now Stolas was in the first fight Blitzø has ever seen.
Pat threw strike after strike but the shield just wouldn't crack, not that Stolas could say he was having an easier time while he wasn't getting hit he certainly wasn't any close to turning the human to stone. The human was a blur anytime he hit his shield he would already be gone before he had the chance to petrify him.
Stolas grunted as he felt his shield cracking with blow after blow that the human rained down on it. He raised his hands up, with it multiple weapons that were left from the corpses of the agents rise. He then flicked his hands down as they all shot directly towards the human.
'This was fun but that's enough.' Pat shot forward, dodging and ducking from the weapons, closing the distance as he kept moving. Pat then jumped, towards the ceiling planted his feet and shot himself directly towards the Prince, with his fist aiming for the face of Stolas.
Stolas' eyes widened as he reinforced his magical shield right before the human could reach his face. Time seemed frozen for a moment as everyone looked on with bated breath, until the magical shield started to crack and crack.
Then it just shattered like glass and before Stolas could even think he felt the humans fist in his cheek, then a world of pain, and it sent him to the ground skidding all the way to the big doors where the Imps lay hidden. He laid there as his beak dripped blood and he panted as he looked up at the human.
"STOLAS!!!!" The voice of Blitzø could be heard echoing around the room he made to jump over the doors but he was quickly held back by his friends and daughter. With Millie's voice being the voice of reason. "Blitzø ah I want to help him to but we need to be smart about this!" Too bad it fell on deaf ears.
"LET ME GO HE NEEDS M-US!" Blitzø shouted with worry, for the longest time he thought that Stolas was nearly invincible, with only fellow Goeita and the sins the only beings that can realistically hurt him. But now… Blitzø sees Stolas of the Ars Goeita on his back as he stated up at this… Thing, because no way that this person is just a another human.
'H-how?' Stolas thought as fell on his back his beak bleeding as he looked up at the human. Pat looked down "It's over Stolas." With a bow of the head Stolas acknowledged his words "Yes… It is."
The Prince whispered one sentence "For you." Suddenly Stolas shot his head up and his eyes shined a bright red as he looked directly at the human. As Pat looked at his hands turning to stone "Damnit not again!"
The room fell silent as the now statue of Pat stood there looking at his hands in surprise, but for Stolas he was filled with relief as he took a breath he wobbly stood up and grabbed his hat as it lay on the floor after Pat hit him. He put his hat on and turned to the Imps with a tired smile.
"I'm sorry darling for taking so long with my battle, he was a tougher opponent than expected." He stuck his hand out as Blitzø shook loose his friends and family and he looked up at Stolas with wide eyes.
"Your hurt Stols." Blitzø said as he looked at Stolas' face, his eye already swelling and if the feathers weren't on Stolas he would be seeing a massive bruise starting to form. Stolas gave a small smile as he kneeled down and placed his hand on Blitzø cheek.
"Of course I'm hurt, contrary to what most hellborn think I am still quite mortal. I just happen to live longer and am quite versed in magic." As Blitzø kept looking at the Stolas face Stolas smile grew fonder and more gentle as he cupped Blitzø's cheek. "And I would do it again if it meant keeping you safe my darling Blitzy."
Time felt still for Blitzø not used to this… Talking from Stolas unless it was some form of pillow talk and instead of embracing it he did the thing he knew best. Deflect.
Blitzø gave a smirk as he shrugged his shoulders and closed his eyes "Of course you would, because my dick is just that damn good." He backed off from Stolas and turned to his crew. "Come on gang let's get out of this shithole! I don't know what you three will be doing but I'm going to be doing that-" He jerked his thumb behind him as Stolas slightly blushed. "For saving our asses from this freak of a human!"
While Miller gave a toothy smile as she looked at her ship starting to sail, Moxxie and Loona rolled their eyes as all three of them stepped over the busted door to meet the owl and lizard. Loona decided to speak first as they reached her dad and potential step dad "Yeah yeah come on Blitzø let's get the fuck out of here my hand still hurts and I want to drown it out with some cheap booze."
Blitzø nodded as he gently elbows Stolas "Alrighty then Stols, let's get the fuck out of here-"
CRACK
The demons fell silent as they heard the crack, Blitzø slowly turned his head to look at the statue of the human "Stolas… Can anyone break out of your.-"
CRACK CRACK
Stolas put his hand on Blitzø shoulders and pulled him back with surprising strength, "Not unless they were as strong as my fellow Goeita, the sins, and The Royal Family." Stolas said with a quiet and shaky voice as the statue quickly started to shatter.
With time of the essence Stolas turned to the Imps and hellhound "All of you quickly grab the human!" Blitzø and his crew quickly went and picked up the statue as the stone started to flake off of the human.
Once they had him Stolas thought of a place and mentally locked on to it. With a nod he used his hands and opened up a portal to somewhere. He looked at the I.M.P crew and he pointed at the portal "Throw him now!"
Once he gave the order the crew quickly backed up then ran and yelled as they tossed the crumbling statue through the portal. Just as they tossed him the stone quickly flaked off of him as he landed at the other side of the portal.
The last thing the hellborn saw was Pat standing up and looking at them in surprise and it looked like he was about to say something but Stolas shut the portal quickly. Stolas was panting for a bit, but then he turned to I.M.P with a look of relief. "Well I suppose that takes care of him."
At first no one responded but Moxxie couldn't keep the curiosity away as he raised a finger "Uh if you don't mind me asking your majesty but where did you send him?"
Stolas hummed for a second and stood up straight "Oh just some place the humans call Antarctica."
AT ANTARCTICA.
SPLAT
"COME AND GET SOME YOU DEVIL BIRDS!" Pat kicked a penguin in the face and it exploded into a red mist as more and more came to fill it's place.
"WAK!" "WAK!" "WAK"!
"What'd you say about my mother that I don't know?!"
Back to the Hellborn.
Stolas kept his smile "I doubt we'll be seeing him anytime soon, now then I believe we should be heading back to Hell. We've spent more than enough time here already." He opened his hands up and a portal opened to the I.M.P meeting room.
Loona was the first to go "Finally, this day was filled with nothing but bullshit." Moxxie and Millie went in right after holding each other as they stepped through. The last two demons were about to step through but before they did Stolas swept up Blitzø in his feathered arm.
"Are you still going to thank me for my effort darling?" Stolas asked as he looked at Blitzø who in turn gave a quick nod.
"Course I am." He then grabbed Stolas' head and pulled it back as he gently traced his claw underneath the tall demons chin "But you better keep quiet or I'm using those bear traps."
Stolas nearly creams his pants as he moans and begged for Blitzø to use the traps, he went in a for a kiss with the intention of immediately teleporting him and his lover directly to his palace. But his beak never reached his lovers lips as he felt a pain at the back of his head that quickly spread to the rest of his head as he crashed to the floor face first making him see stars.
"STOLAS!" Blitzø was able to gain his balance as he went down and quickly checked on Stolas. He lifted up the birds head and placed it on his lap as he knelt down to the Prince. He looked at Stolas then at the portal still open. "LOONA GUN NOW!"
A moment later a new gold flintlock flew through the portal, which Blitzø then caught. He then aimed at the person who harmed his bird as he held Stolas close to him on the ground. His eyes widen as he saw who it was. "How the fuck are you here?!"
Standing over them was Part with clothes torn, his index and middle finger on his forehead, and a bunch of bite marks on him as a penguin was biting on to the top of his head. Pat looked down at them as Loona, Moxxie, and Millie jumped through the portal with new weapons.
Pat took a breath as he kept his gaze on them, "Instant Transmission, as long as I know where you are I can teleport to you." Pat then pulled the penguin off of his head and tossed it through the portal into their office at it closed.
Moxxie had a light blush as he saw the definition of Pat's body as he tossed the penguin through the portal but kept his gun trained on Pat "What was that about?"
Pat looked at the smallest man here and closed his eyes "Rabid penguins, I fought them off." Moxxie raised an eyebrow as he picked up the s at the end "How many were there?" Pat crossed his arms as he thought back on the assault "Hundreds."
Millie had her axe in hand prepared to attack at a moment's notice "How did you beat them?" Pat opened his eyes and uncrossed his arms as he looked up at the roof and remembered how he dealt with the devil birds
Flashback
"BIG BANG!!!"
"WAKWAKWAKWAK!"
Flashback Ends
He looked back to the married couple and had a straight face "I blew them up." All of the demons looked at the human and wondered how he did t without a weapon, but since he was able to teleport they decided it definitely was possible for him to blow shit up without a device.
Pat ripped off of his top since it was beyond saving, and every demon blushed a bit.
'Oh crumbs.'
'Fuck you could grind meat on those.'
'oh damn.'
'Oh my…'
'Fuck I'd let him top…'
They knew he was muscular since he could hit like a truck but they couldn't appreciate it until the top came off. It really didn't help that Pat stretched his body out, to get warmer, and it really showed off every inch of his fit body.
Blitzø got his shit together first and kept his gun trained on Pat "What the fuck do we have to do for you to stay away?" He said in a raised voice, he kept his poker face but he needed to find a way out for his family.
Whatever it takes.
Pat stopped stretching and he pointed his finger at Blitzø "There is no way for you to leave. You came here and killed all of these innocent people, you will stay here and face justice for it." The demons eyes widen and they felt their blood rush as they prepared for one last fight to escape.
But Blitzø's eyes widen as he listened and he thinks he might've found a way out. He gently sets down Stolas, who gently gripped Blitzø to try to get him to stay close. He looked down at the Goeita with a confident smirk "Don't worry Stols I got a plan."
Stolas lightly blushed at his long time crush/love, and even though he was worried about the supernatural human he had more faith in the man who gave him life. So with great reluctance he let go of Blitzø to let him go through his plan.
Blitzø stood up straight as he could and he holstered his gun, to the shock of everyone that knew him he gave a wink to his crew to let them he know he had a plan. With their own nods they backed off and let him go through with it.
Blitzø took a deep breath and closed his eyes, 'Mama please let this work.'
With that silent prayer he quickly opened his eyes and pointed at the two Agents "THOSE TWO FUCKERS DRUGGED ME AND HIM-!" he quickly pointed at Moxxie, who's eyes were wide in surprise.
Continuing his plan Blitzø kept it up "AND THEY KIDNAPPED US AND WOULDN'T LET US LEAVE SO MY DAUGHTER AND HIS WIFE CAME TO BUST US OUT!" Loona and Millie were speechless as Blitzø kept talking. Blitzø then had his hands to his chest "WE ONLY KILLED ALL OF THESE PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY WOULD'VE KILLED US FIRST!" Blitzø yelled with desperation as he panted and looked at the human.
Every demon looked at Blitzø shocked, believing that the plan was a way to take down the overpowered human. Not to appeal to his, ironically, humanity. The Agents were shocked at the declaration, but they still were confident that Pat will subdue the hellspawn so they kept quiet and hidden to not get in the way of Pat's work.
But the human himself, he was conflicted about the new information on one hand so much blood was spilled at the hands of those four. At the same time it could've been avoided if the Agents didn't kidnap them or just released them.
With a sigh he looked back to where the Agents hid. "Is what anything he said true?" Agent 1 popped his head out from behind a console "Y-yeah mostly why?" Pat sighed as he looked at the bodies of agents on the floor.
He then looked back to the demons and he finally saw them.
They were scared, all five of them. The married couple stood close together shaking in both fear and anticipation for the fight they may have to fight. The wolf girl had her tail puffed up and here eyes were a deep red as she stood next to the tallest of the red ones. The bird demon stood right behind Blitzø his magic reading for another fight, Pat could tell he was never in a real fight but he was willing to lengths he never new for the tall red one.
Then that left Blitzø.
He was the one that was the most terrified, but he hid it well with bravado fit for a leader. He was breathing heavily, as he stood straight looking Pat in the eyes as he waited for his move. Blitzø was tense, ready to draw his gun and defend his family with everything he had in his body and soul.
Pat looked down and sighed "You can leave." The demons eyes widen in surprise and the Agents both popped their heads over the dashboard "WHAT?!" the two yelled.
Blitzø was still tense as he looked at the human with glare. "You aren't trying to fuck with us?" Pat shook his head with a straight face "No, enough blood was shed, no need for more." Pat looked at the other demons as they slowly let down their guard.
Pat gave a smirk "Besides I doubt that you or your friends will go down easy for us." Blitzø looked back at his family with a smirk "Fucking right we won't we're kickass like that." Blitzø turned back to the human, who had his hand out. Blitzø smirked turned to a smile as he shook it "You know you're not bad for a human. If you're ever in Hell come find me I got the perfect job for you." Pat gave a light laugh "Maybe maybe."
Blitzø let's go of Pat's hand and began to make his way to his family. When he reached them he placed his hands on the MnMs shoulders "Come on gang let's get out of here."
As Pat watched them leave, he felt the presence of both Agents quickly appear right next to him "PAT WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LET THEM LEAVE?!" They both said in unison, huh if they could match their ki levels they'd be able to do the fusion dance no problem.
With that thought out of the way he looked at Agent 1 "Yes I am." He could almost see their eyes about to bulge out of their glasses as he shocked them with their answers.
But before they could protest anymore the tall owl demon opened another portal back to Hell. "Hey Birdy!" Most of the demons had made their way through the portal except him and Blitzø. Pat pulled a small circle with a button on it. He flicked it over to Stolas who caught it with magic then levitated it to his hand.
Pat gave a thumbs up as he looked at the bird demon, "If you ever want a rematch push that button and I'll show up." Stolas gave a light hoot as he bowed to Pat then in one swift motion swept up Blitzø in his feathered arms. He then lifted him up to eye level they began to make out as they stepped through the portal. The Agents were still dumbfounded at the decision of Pat.
Agent 2 looked up at Pat with a frown "You really fucked it up for us Pat." Agent 1 then gave a chuckle "Not necessarily…"
Agent 1 led Agent 2 and Pat to another console showing with four screens. He then pushed a few buttons and it showed off all five demons from the moment Loona and Millie broke in to when Stolas showed up "No one in corporate is ignoring this." Both Agents pulled out sunglasses as they watched the screen and Agent 1 laughed. Pat walked stepped in between them "Why are you laughing?"
Both Agents blushed as they remembered the topless buff man with them. Agent 1 took off his coat and gave it too Pat "Cover them up…" Agent 1 said with blush as he looked away from Pat, who tilted his head in confusion.
(At Stolas' palace)
It's been hours since the events on Earth and 10 minutes since the last round of Blitzø and Stolas' 'activities' at this moment Stolas was big spooning Blitzø as he glowed from the passion they shared. "So Stols… Are you going to tell anyone about the strong as fuck human that's topside?"
Stolas eyes slowly widen as he pecked the neck of Blitzø "Mmm under normal circumstances I would. But since we were there by less than legal means I won't say anything about it." Stolas nestled his face into Blitzø's neck and he could hear a light rumbling in Blitzø's chest.
Blitzø's mind couldn't go away from Pat "What about the button he gave you? You think you'll ever use it?" Stolas hummed as he thought about it "I doubt it Blitzy, as interesting as I find Patrick I would prefer not to come to blows with him unless absolutely necessary."
Blitzø gave a smirk as he turned around and looked at Stolas "Like when I'm in danger?" Stolas had a light smile as he placed his forehead onto Blitzø's "Of course darling without a second thought."
Blitzø's eyes widened as he then pounced on top of Stolas "Oh darling another round already?" Blitzø growled a bit as he kissed Stolas intent on leaving the pretty bird too sore for tomorrow.
Okay so while in the process of writing this I went back and played Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 and I realized something. If the player did everything that was set in the game then, which I did, they would've had the big bads of Dragon Ball Z/ Super and movies as mentors and would have a decent relationship with them if we take the DLC with Fu into account. I'm talking about Frieza, Cell, Majin Buu, Broly, Cooler, Turles, Raditz, Nappa, Slug, Bojack and fucking Zamasu. Hell look at Vegeta and Hit, Vegeta ate a person and blew up a side o a stadium filled with people after he made a change to a good guy and Hit is the BEST assassin in Universe 6. That's not even counting having Beerus as a mentor. All of these people individually have killed at least in the hundreds to pottentially millions. So keep that in mind while I continue this story.
