Belief can do some funny things, on the Disc. And belief isn't limited to those who think...

On the Discworld, wishes are tricky things, but even the universe bends—just a little—on Hogswatch. When eight-year-old Hannah Long pens a heartfelt letter to the Hogfather, wishing only for the return of her three-legged cat, Threepaws, her words set off a chain of improbable events. The least of which is that the letter lands in the hands of Granny Weatherwax.

Collected short pieces originally written for a Facebook group ("The Ankh-Morpork Times - News of the Disc") To be added to as I retrieve them. A series (eventually) of very short chapters.

Prequal to the events in Unseen Academicals. Pastor Oats encounters a young orc in Uberwald, and frees him with his two-headed axe. This is the tale of what happened next, with Pastor Oats, Mr Nutt, and Lady Margolotta, before Mr Nutt came to Ankh-Morpork and Unseen University.

Jonathan Teatime is awfully bored in Hell. That is, until a very strange person hauls him back onto the Disc...

The first media reaction to Walter Plinge's musicals

Vimes needs sleep...and a drink he's not allowed. What he doesn't need is a meeting with Vetinari, with all that followed after. AU-alwaysplatonic Sybil/Vimes, Vimes/Vetinari slash Rewritten from the ground up, this story is the version I hoped to tell over a decade ago - I hope you will give it a try.

The continuation of the saga of interlocking families and friends, spread across at least two continents.

A few years after the events of Moving Pictures, Victor and Caspode meet again.

The Luggage has been causing trouble again. Gen, but with a hint of vetvimes.

The Patrician and Vimes visit the Vetinari wing of the local hospital. Spoilers for Making Money.

Vetinari meets Granny and Nanny Ogg at the opera; they talk about family, burning buildings, and Carrot and Oyster Pie. Slightly canon divergent missing scene from Maskerade - spoilers for Maskerade and Witches Abroad.

In which flight-minded Witch Olga Romanoff gets a very big challenge. Can she fly this? A spin-off from "Strandpiel"

He doesn't know how to exist in this moment, in this space, in this body. -.-.- Moist and Adora navigate love, grief, and the passage of time. Adora has good days and bad days, sometimes in the same afternoon. Moist struggles with a new understanding of old memories. But the sun rises, and things continue. -.-.- WARNINGS INSIDE.

What happens after Eric and Rincewind escape from Hell?

Death comes to collect a soul at the Unseen University.

You do the job that's in front of you. That's what Vimes always said, wasn't it?

Nobby slowed as he approached the cell. "Morning, sir!" he said brightly. "Morning, Nobby," said Vimes, as if he hadn't killed someone last night. - His Grace, the Duke of Ankh has had better weeks, and old feelings are making everything...confusing. Just how far will his loyalty stretch when he's pushed to his limit...? Vimes/Vetinari

Meant to be the Hogswatch 2023 tale but poor health got on top of me. Getting better, though! In which a Supernatural Entity demands of four little girls if they've been naughty or nice. Only... three of them attend the Assassins' School. And the fourth is a Witch. Hilarity ensues.

Poem: Suffice to say, there's no shortage of dirty limericks on the Discworld.

In a world where magic and technology collide, an eccentric wizard named Archibald Blossomwell embarks on a daring quest to create Hex 2.0 - a sentient contraption that might just save Discworld from the looming chaos of cybernetic magick. Joined by his resourceful apprentice Millicent and their trusty construct, they must navigate treacherous marketplaces filled with cunning busin

In the later Discworld books, it is mentioned that a medusa joins the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. This is a one-shot of Sam Vimes interviewing this medusa (and her snakes) about this position.

Malicia decides to write the adventures experienced by Maurice and his troupe of rodents, but the cat doesn't seem very happy with the idea.

Tiffany meets the very first witch... and boy is she in trouble now.

Alone on the island, Rincewind reflects upon the appetites that plague him. Drabble, co-written with my sister.