A/N: First chapter that's all family stuff and setup so no in depth sex stuff. Just a heads up.
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The alarm began blaring, Lincoln woke up instantly, silencing the alarm on the off chance it woke up Leni. He gently placed her back on the pillow, even though realistically he could have picked her up and thrown her and she wouldn't have budged. Only when she can sense someone has a problem, or smell food, will she wake up. But he felt rested, even after so little sleep. He always felt rested when she slept with him. She was a very gentle sleeper unlike most of his sisters. Lucy and Lynn both had a habit of bearhugging him in their sleep, weird considering how Lucy usually slept. Luan dreamt of work alot so she laughed in her sleep. Ronnie Anne was a violent sleeper, although sometimes he debated if she was actually asleep. Stella tossed and turned alot, sometimes managing to make it on the other side of him when they slept... or across him. Lisa... well Lisa rarely slept in a bed. Lola insisted on using him as a pillow. Lana was a combination of Ronnie and Stella. He hadn't really, 'slept,' with Lori since she got there. Lastly, Luna and Sam were very... handsy.
Leni though? She was a spooner, and no matter what spoon you ended up as it was heaven. You either got a good hit of whatever shampoo she was using all night or you got to feel some of the softest skin on planet earth. The only problem was, when lincoln was younger and not quite as built, she might not bearhug you, but she would refuse to let you go. That's why he always insisted on being big spoon. Besides... she was plenty soft from that angle too. None of these qualities actually bothered him when his sisters or other wives wanted to share a bed, he still usually felt more rested with them there rather than elsewhere, but he always felt rested faster when it was with Leni. He kissed her on the cheek, put on his jeans, a t-shirt, and an orange polo. He opened the door to see Liena, Lyle, and Bed.
"Dad, moms not in her bed,' Lyle sighed, rubbing his temples.
"Don't worry, she's in here."
"Thank god," He sighed relieved, "We'll have her ready for breakfast."
"You three are the best," he grinned as he ruffled his son and adoptive daughter's hair before hugging his second born and giving her a kiss on the cheek.
Liena smiled and hugged her father, before rushing to her younger siblings side to assist with carrying their mother. He smiled as his kids walked by him carrying their mother towards their units bathroom. He quickly made his way downstairs, looking in on Luan as he went. She was still asleep... good. He could set everything up for her. When he made it to the dining hall in the kitchen it was still dark outside. He pulled out 2 dozen eggs, a half pound of flour, a whole pound of bacon, 2 lbs of cut up sausage, 2 packs of chorizo, and 2 gallons of orange juice. He thanked God for Lola, Leni, Luan, Lisa, and Luna and Sam's talents, being able to afford all this food for every meal and then some... not to mention everyone else's relatively high paying jobs too. He was happy being the house husband now... he wasn't certain, given his issues, he could be anything else at this point.
It didn't take long for Luan to hug him from behind, "What's cooking, good looking?"
He smiled at her joke, "Good morning Luan."
She kissed him on the cheek and then a little longer on his lips before grabbing an apron and the chefs hat her father gave her, "I'm happy to see you got everything ready," she picked up the eggs, "Time to get, 'cracking.'"
Lincoln winced while smiling, "Come on, dear."
Her standup routine had changed, though she still utilized Mr. Coconuts even to this day. She was just slightly more... adult in her delivery. He also had some new material thanks to some of the stories Lincoln had told his puppeteer from... back then. Gallows humor always got a few laughs. But at home? She was the same Luan she'd ever been. Puns, pranks, and a ruthless menace on April fools. Lincoln wouldn't want her to be any other way. She never lost her passion for cooking either. On her off season she runs and cooks at the second branch of Lynn's table, something her father couldn't be more proud of. Her Sous Chef and Line Cook ran it pretty handily when she was on tour though, happy for the bonus it usually brought them.
Her body had developed almost all at once when she turned 18, something that still bugs her and terrifies Liby. She was as shapely as Lucy... though much shorter. Where Lucy came up to her brother's chin, Luan was barely at his chest. She still had her yellow scrunchy, and her braces had come off. Her teeth were still slightly buck, but she like her brother thought it gave her smile more character... and her manager agreed. If she didn't love comedy so much, she would have an excellent career as Lola's worst rival. Her apron clung to her shapely body as she bent over to retrieve a couple roasting pans, making Lincoln smile as he remembered the time she called him into the kitchen to help her... only to get caught with a meringue pie straight to the face. After he got the pieces out of his eyes he realized that it was all she was wearing. That mess took hours to clean up... but God it was fun. He looked up to seeing Luan staring at him, a mischievous smile on her face.
"Perv," she taunted.
"Takes one to know one," he retorted.
She stuck her nose up and walked past him to grab the eggs, pinching his butt as she walked past, making him jump, "Damn right it does."
He felt something punch him in his shoulder, "Too early for all this flirting, Lame-o."
"Ow..." he groaned, "Morning to you too, Ronnie..."
She kissed him on the lips, "Morning, dummy."
She slid up to Luan, and looked over the ingredients, grabbing some green onions and some other fresh herbs that her niece brought in from her garden, "Sometimes I can't tell if you love me or hate me," he admitted.
"Maybe it's both," she joked with a smile then stuck out her tongue, "Maybe I'll hold a grudge against you for the rest of my life... who knows."
"Or maybe you just like torturing me..." he commented as he wrapped his arms around her.
She grinned at him, "Well... only a little"
She kissed him and went back to cutting up greens. She had, at one time, been Luan's sous chef and backup head chef, until she got enough money to open her own Bodega/skate store. She and Lincoln had a better relationship than she'd ever let him believe, given the sacrifices she made to protect his family, so she occasionally had to bring out the old bullying habit, knowing he'd take it... hell, he might even like it. She smiled and Lincoln stared at her for a brief moment. She was almost the spitting image of her mother body wise. Face wise she still hadn't changed nearly at all. Still the same freckles, still the same slightly buck teeth, even the same hair style, save for much longer. Her hair reached down to her butt, which Lincoln stared at probably longer than he should of, he looked up at her and she blew him a kiss.
"Lame-o, you can't stare holes into clothes," she teased.
"Thank god," Luan agreed, "If so we'd all have to walk around naked. I'm not sure any of us are ready for that, 'sexperience.'"
"I certainly wouldn't want to clean up the mess," Lincoln agreed before returning to cooking.
Lincoln mixed up a gallon of pancake batter and began spreading some out on the flat top. Luan mixed the chorizo in with the eggs and threw them in the oven. Ronnie had begun frying up the bacon and sausage filling, using some of the bacon grease. Lincoln was engrossed it flipping and stacking pancakes, so he stood no chance.
"Smells delicious, dearest brother," Lucy cooed behind him, causing all three of the occupants of the kitchen to jump.
Lincoln gripped his chest and exhaled, "Jeez Luce... I'm going to tie a damn bell around your neck one of these days."
Lucy smiled with a light blush on her face, "I'd be glad to wear a collar for you, my love."
Ronnie made an audible gagging noise. Lucy lifted herself up on the counter and watched her brother cook. Luan and Ronnie quickly took notice of her unmoving gaze and shivered.
"Maybe Lincoln wouldn't have clothes left either with that, 'grave,' of a gaze." Luan joked.
"I got to be honest, Linc, I don't know how you can smile when spooky stares at you like that," Ronnie quipped.
"I don't know, I just never found it creepy."
"Don't be jealous, dear sister-in-law," she gently caressed her brother's shoulder, "Just because dearest brother and I have a connection you couldn't even imagine."
Ronnie's responsce was to punch Lincoln in his opposite shoulder, "Ow! Stop teasing her Luce... I might need that arm one day."
Eventually enough of the pancakes were done that Lincoln began setting the table up for the inevitable swarm of children and the six other mothers that weren't currently away touring or modeling. Lori was the first in, yawning. She sleepily hugged her brother from behind before realizing Ronnie was in the kitchen, quickly seperating before she could see.
"Playing it a little fast and loose, aren't we?" Lincoln cautioned.
"Shut up Linc," she cautioned back through her teeth, "Just a little sisterly affection is all."
He rolled his eyes smiling, "How did you sleep?"
"Better," she yawned, "Or I should say some."
"Whose fault is that?"
"Not mine," she smiled, "It's my dorky younger brother who couldn't leave well enough alone."
"You know me," he agreed as he placed a glass of orange juice in front of her, "Nosy as always."
Luan had pulled the eggs out of the oven and Ronnie was mixing in the sausage, so both their backs were turned when Lori pulled his shirt, forcing him into a short kiss, "That's in case I don't get to give you one when I leave..."
He took a moment to steady himself before clearing his throat, "I... um..."
"God... you're so adorable," She frowned, "Speaking of which we need to talk about our daughter and her... taste in men."
Lincoln cocked an eyebrow, "Loan doesn't have a boyfriend... does she?"
"No but she's actively trying to get one, and regrettably she inherited more than just my looks," Lincoln's eyes widened in realization, "he really is like a cross between you and Bobby."
He slapped his forehead, "Great..."
She sipped her orange juice, "I told you not to let her live here. I just hoped it didn't start a chain reaction. Reina is more like Lynn then Lacy is... terrifying prospect... so she's not to keen on losing her twin to her older sister."
"I'm honestly surprised she hasn't told Ronnie..."
"I think Lupa threatened her into not telling... that or she does love Loan... just not more than Bobby jr."
"I was afraid of this..."
"Well... at least we're more aware of this shit than mom and dad were... the only problem is your kids are more bold. Thanks to them finding... all this out... they didn't really have any reason repress... certain things."
Lincoln thought about the recent problems he had with Lupa and sighed, "Yeah... you might have a point there."
They were silent when Liena, Lyle, and bed came in carrying their mother, sitting her in the chair. Lincoln grabbed one of the plates that Luan and Ronnie had already set up and a glass of orange juice, then set the food in front of his older sister, smiling as she began sniffing the air. She took off her mask, looked at her plate, giddily clapped, and began daintily eating the food before her. Liena, Lyle, and Bed were all handed there food and given hugs by their father for minding their mother. Lucy and Lori flanked Leni, smiling at her.
"Good job last night, dear sister," Lucy smiled as she hugged her.
"It's good Lincoln has someone like you," Lori agreed as she also hugged her.
She swallowed the food in her mouth and wrapped her arms around both her sisters, "Thanks!... What did I do again?"
Lori rolled her eyes, smiling. Lincoln brought a plate to both of them, He laid the rest of the food out on the table, before looking up seeing a baby crawling on the ceiling, pacifier in mouth, "Not again!"
He quickly stood on the chair and pulled Lulu off the ceiling, she sucked the pacifier a couple of times before leaning into him, "Fascinating!" a voice called behind him, causing him to turn around rapidly, seeing his small sister staring at him, cradling their daughter, "So that's the correct genetic sequence to replicate cephalopodic airtight suction. Amazing!"
Lisa was still the shortest of her sisters, though she was relatively well formed in the bust and waist areas due to a somewhat reclusive lifestyle in her laboratory most days and sustaining herself on whatever food Lincoln brought her during experiments. Her brown hair was usually tied up in a bun, and she was rarely seen out of a green turtle neck, khaki skirt, and white lab coat, and was never seen without her glasses.
"No, not amazing!" Lincoln disagreed, feverishly, "I told you already Lisa, Lulu is not a science experiment!"
Lisa smiled rolled her eyes and pinched her brother's cheek, "Will you relax older brother," she removed Lulu from his grasp, "I wouldn't let anything happen to my miracle baby... everything I do to her is completely safe!"
"After the radiation issues I would hope you wouldn't," He growled, "Please just... be careful with her. She's my youngest after all."
She rubbed her brother's cheek this time, "It's an extremely attractive trait to care for your children this much."
He smiled as she kissed him lightly on the lips before sitting Lulu in her high chair and sitting next to her. A tall slender girl in a purple coat, and lavender shirt, with a silver cross around her neck, a semi freckled face, and brunette hair, mid back length and slightly curly behind and in front of her ears, was the next arrival, with the small boy in her arms currently attempting to pry himself away from her. She was currently running a brush through Lemy's dirty blonde hair as he attempted to pull away. Behind them was their sister Lina, giggling at her brother's misfortune. The only other Loud, besides Lupa, to inherit her fathers hair, save for the blue highlight Sam had put in it, dressing more like her father than any of their other kids, orange tank top and blue jean shorts, but mostly inheriting her mother's facial features.
"L-Lemme go, Lyra!"
"Not a chance, Lemy," she said with a smile, "The better I do this the softer your hair will be."
"Why does my hair need to be soft anyway?!"
"Because I like it better that way," She answered bluntly as she sat down in a chair, forcing him to sit in her lap as she finished, Lina sitting next to her, "Now sit still, so I can finish!"
"Bit controlling, isn't she?" Lori inquired, "The exact opposite of Luna."
"Well..." Lincoln started with a sigh, "Luna insisted they come with her on tours before we got the compound. Said she wanted them to see the world before they got too old. Luna raised Lemy when they weren't around me."
She smiled very warmly as she ran her hands through her brothers hair before placing her cheek to the top of his head, "is raising him all she did?"
"Lori..." Lincoln cautioned in an extremely terse manner, "don't even-"
"Look at them Lincy... she's fawning all over him."
He sighed, "I don't know honestly... I doubt she would do that though given her... other obsession."
"What's that?" Lori asked before Lincoln left to retrieve the two kids food.
"Christianity," he informed, "She found one of those hotel King James bible and damn near read the whole book in one night. She's found comfort in it ever since. I'm certain she's waiting until marriage... with who is up in the air."
"Awwe, look at the baby getting pampered," a smug voice taunted from the doorway.
"Can it, pipsqueak," Lemy demanded as Leia sat next to the chair that was left vacant for him, "Or I'll stick gum in your hair!"
"You even think about it I'll tell everyone in school you still sleep with your older sister!"
Lyra glared at her, "Don't rag on him because you're jealous."
"W-who'd want to sleep with that gross animal anyway?!"
"Gross animal?! Where!" Lizy shouted as she entered the room, "I saw it first!"
"Right here!" Leia gestured to Lemy.
"Awwe... Lemy isn't gross," Lizy groaned as she sat next to her sister and pouted, "He doesn't even smell that bad..."
"Hey! What do you mean that bad?!"
Lana laughed as she sat next to her daughter, adjacent to Lincoln, "God I love this kid..."
Lana had changed the least out of all his sisters. Still wore a red ball cap, still often covered and grease, still wore overalls, shirt optional depending on the current situation, and was still a pain to convince to bathe, usually wrestling with Lincoln all the way to the tub. She occasionally will clean up, putting on dresses and braiding her hair, which had grown to her mid back, but usually only when Lincoln and her were doing something outside the house or for massive events. While she kept the house in working order her main job was working in the zoo. She also occasionally assisted local veterinarians with less... compliant animals. She had a lot of scars up and down her arms and back that she wore like a viking, each one with a story from a battle with an angry animal at the vet or in the zoo, but she loved her life and wouldn't trade anything for the world. Especially not her daughter.
Lincoln smiled, "Why wouldn't you, she's every bit your child."
"Nuh uh," she spoke through a bite of food, "Look at those eyes. Those are absolutely you, bro."
Leia and Lizy were polar opposites, just like their mothers. Leia preferred to dress proper, mainly in her school outfit. It, combined with her blonde pigtails, light freckles, and the small gap between her front teeth, provided the perfect innocent facade perfect for a wannabe confidence woman. Lizy preferred jeans, or jean shorts, kaiju shirts, and letting her hair be free and wild... or it would be if it weren't pin straight. She wore her mother's old ballcap, her favorite hand me down.
Lacy and Lynn were next in the dining hall, followed by Lupa, Luan took the seat opposite of Lincoln and Ronnie the last free seat next to him. Lupa growled and sat in her father's lap.
"Ma'am... that's not a seat," she ignored him, "Ignoring usually only works when you don't make a b-line for the person you're ignoring," once again she said nothing and he sighed, "Look... I'm sorry I got mad at you yesterday," he wrapped his arms around her, even though her face was stone a bright blush was appearing on her cheeks, "Do you forgive me, honey bee?"
"... You didn't even save me a seat next to you..." she growled, "make one of them move."
"Lupa," Lincoln sighed, "Be nice to your aunts. Lori is leaving today and Ronnie... well..."
She sighed, "Fine..."
"Tell you what honey, you and your mom can sit next to me at lunch, okay?"
"... not mom... just me."
Lucy smiled when she heard this, "You mischievous little-"
"Fine. I'll sit at a far side. Now... forgive me?"
"... Fine."
She jumped down and took a seat next to Lynn, Lincoln looked over to Lori who was glaring at him, "What?"
"You never learn... do you?"
"Wha-" Ronnie punched him again, "OW! Please at least hit a different spot!"
"No," she agreed with Lori, "He never does."
"What the hell did I do?!"
"Being you, my love," Lucy joked, still smiling.
"You're hopeless, bro," Lana agreed, food in her mouth.
Lynn crossed her arms, "Thank God we keep him in the house..."
Lincoln threw up his arms, "How about we pick on someone else for a change?!"
"But you're the best target," Stella joked from the doorway, Darna and Liby racing to grab a seat, Darna tripped so Liby managed to snag the seat next to her mom.
Stella had fully grown into her unusually tall body, but not much more since then. She was still the most slender of the moms and usually dressed fairly conservative due to her engineering job. Also, thanks to that same job, at least according to her, she had to start wearing glasses like Lisa. Her hair was the same length and style it had always been and, like many of the women, her personality was still that of the friend Lincoln had so many years ago. She did, much to his annoyance, pick up Ronnie Anne's habit of teasing him.
Darna was almost the spitting image of her mother, aside from the buck teeth and freckles she inherited from the Loud half of the family, and was usually covered in bandages from her clumsiness. Liby was almost the spitting image of her mother, excepting her hair was slightly thicker, even down to the dental issues for which she had to wear headgear for. She often wore similar fashion to her mother at her age, much to her aunt Leni's despair.
"Damn right he is!" Luan agreed, "You're the one who decided you wanted this many problems!"
"Why's everyone picking on dad?" Bobby asked walking in with Reina.
Bobby had his mother's skin tone, hair color, and hair texture, but his father's teeth and freckle pattern, as did his twin Reina. Robert was named after his uncle, both parents were happy to do so, and Reina was inspired by Ronnie. They occasionally called Reina Jelly bean or just bean because of a small mole she had on her butt and because Ronnie called her a jumping bean, like one she had gotten in Texas, when she was younger because she couldn't get her to sit still. Lincoln said she was too sweet to be a regular old jumping bean, so it quickly changed to jelly bean.
"Don't defend your father sweetheart," Ronnie warned, "If he wasn't a playboy none of you would be here. He asked for this."
"O-Okay..." Bobby feigned understanding.
Reina looked at the end seat, the chair next to it, and the chair next to that, all empty, she gulped, "Robert, sit in the far chair."
"But-"
"Do as I say Bobby!"
He felt arms resting on his hair, "Why does he have to sit in the far seat, he can sit between us!"
"No he can't!"
"B-but-"
"Jelly bean, be nice to your cousin," Ronnie demanded.
"She's not my-" Bobby's hand covered her mouth.
She mumbled glaring at him, she then looked to her father who was nervously chewing his food with his head down, then to her older sister Lupa who was glaring at her, making a throat cutting motion, "Not your what?"
Reina glared at her older sister, "Never mind..."
Bobby cleared his throat, "I'm sitting in the middle."
"But-"
"Middle!" he repeated, actually startling his sister.
She looked away from him, feeling rejected, and took the seat on the far side. Lincoln looked up as his son glanced up at Loan with a smile. He then watched as he proudly ran to the middle seat and Loan's glance briefly... changed. He glanced over at Lori who glanced at him with a look that screamed, 'I told you so,' and he swallowed his food.
"I'll... keep an eye on them... for both their sake."
"That's for the best," Lori nodded in agreement.
Ronnie cleared her throat, "What are you two whispering about?"
"Uh..." Lincoln coughed, "Loan's living arrangements."
"Whatever," Ronnie groaned, rolling her eyes, "Just keep your hands to yourself, Lincoln. That one's married to my brother, and I intend to keep it that way."
He chuckled nervously, "Wait," He furrowed his brow, "What's that supposed to mean?!"
"You want your arm to be numb?!" she made a fist.
"No ma'am... I apologize."
"Good... now eat," before whispering, "God... why do I have to love the dumb one."
"Did you say something?" he asked.
"I said eat!" she punched his arm again.
"Gah! Dammit! How do you keep hitting the exact same spot?!"
Lynn grinned, "Want me to even out the other arm?"
"No!" Lincoln protested rubbing his arm.
"Yes," Ronnie nodded, smiling.
"It's fine, dear brother... I can help... heal you," Lucy smiled.
"NO!" every adult, and Lupa, protested.
"Funny," Lucy grinned, "you all think you can stop me..."
The rest of breakfast went as usual, Lacy and Leia argued over Lemy, with Lyra inevitably winning by just taking him when he was done eating. Liena, Lyle, and Bed all offered to assist their mother with her work, given that it was Saturday, which she gleefully accepted, giving Lincoln a kiss on the top of his head and a hug as she passed him. Lupa decided to pull Liby and Lacy into another room, no doubt to go over something Lincoln had no want to be privy too, and Darna chased after them... and directly into a wall. When those three got together it was never good news, but Darna would inevitably ruin whatever plot Lupa cooked up and Liby perfected, so he had nothing to worry about. Reina finished her food quickly so she could pull Bobby with her before Loan could get her hooks into her. Loan reached out the arm that had been around him longingly. Lucy walked to Lincoln and he went to kiss her on the cheek, only for her to pull him into a long kiss on the lips, causing both Ronnie and Lori to clear their throats in annoyance. Luan got to cleaning the dishes after giving Lori a goodbye hug. Ronnie did the same.
Lizy and Lana went outside to hunt for a monster that Lizy swore lived in the spillway tunnel under the bridge, the same one she had videoed the other day. Liena walked out, texting on her phone and mumbling about Lyra, Lacy, and Lemy in an ominous way. Lynn left to continue her daily workout. Stella and Lisa exited last with Lulu in tow, discussing some plan to work on a robot together that Lincoln couldn't make out the finer details for. This left Lori, Lincoln, and Loan. Lori looked a Lincoln who glanced back and smiled longingly.
"I think it's time for me to go, Lincy... otherwise I'm going to want to stay."
Lincoln smiled, "Yeah... do you really... intend to..."
"Yes," she admitted, "I made my peace with my problem. I don't really think I have it in me to stay away longer. I'm terrible... I know it... but I can't stop."
Loan made a gagging noise, "I can't believe you mom..."
"You really don't have ground to judge me, missy."
"I-I'm telling you mom! I-I-It's not like that!"
"Is that why you were trying to get him into the bath?"
"How did you know about-" she slapped her own mouth.
Lori smiled, "I didn't."
"D-d-dad I-"
"Loan... I don't want to hear it right now. The fact that he's your brother aside he's a minor. You'll have to control yourself, because I don't want you to get in trouble."
"I-I-"
Lori sat next to her daughter and put her arm around her causing her to freeze, "Loan... look at your father. I had enough self restraint to remove myself from the situation. You have to have self restraint too."
She glared at her mother, "but you came back..."
Lori sighed, "Listen... I'm not happy being the way I am... but your father is an adult now. I'm an adult now. You... you should be the adult in this situation."
Loan said nothing, just stared at the wall. Lori could tell she didn't get all the way through to her... but hopefully she got through to her enough to buy time. She hadn't even noticed Lincoln getting out of his chair. She wrapped her arms around Loan.
"Loan... even though I wasn't there as often as I wanted to be-"
"-It's not your fault dad, it's moms!"
Lori winced and stared at her feet, Lincoln shook his head, "But I could have insisted."
"If you had you wouldn't have been... you."
Lincoln smiled, "I guess... but regardless... me and everyone else in this house will protect you as well as we can... but Bobby is sweet. Sure he's intelligent, in some ways more than Lyle, but he's also naive. One slip up and I lose my first born to a jail cell for... God knows how long."
"Your father's been through enough," Lori explained, "Don't put him through more."
Loan sighed and nodded, "...I'll try to... keep myself in check."
"Good," Lori nodded, "now do you want to see me off, sweetheart?"
"I guess..."
Lori smiled warmly, "Then come on... time for me to head back to Great Lakes City..."
Loan sighed and walked with her mother and father to the door, clinging to her father. Lori, for some reason, became jealous of this. She had to force herself to open the door, knowing she wasn't going to be back for at least a month. She growled at her daughters luck, hugged Lincoln staring at her daughter and smuggly smiling at her making Loan feel a little more than called out, checked to make sure no one was looking, and kissed him on the lips before she closed the door. Lincoln sighed, having the same realization she just did, before turning to look at his daughter.
"D-dad... do you want to play some video games with me?"
Lincoln Loud had a lot on his plate. He had to prepare for Luna and Sam's triumphant return from tour next week. Then a couple of weeks later he had to welcome back Miss Michigan, Lola. He had a lot of mouths to feed and a lot to prepare for.
But all of that could wait.
"Sure sweetheart," he smiled and followed her up to her room... their first real activity as father and daughter.
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Lying in his room staring at the ceiling was about the only place Lincoln wanted to be after last night. He had a lot to think about now. His feelings, his hesitancy, and the inescapable feeling that he might be close to teetering right into Lucy and Lynn's waiting arms was making him comfortably numb. Plans were running through his mind as he attempted to work out what he was going to do from here out. He needed conformation. He needed to see Ronnie.
"Lincoln!" a bratty growl pulled him from his stupor.
"Huh?! What?!" Lincoln jumped.
"Lincoln Loud!" Lola hissed, "You have been spending far too much time on Lucy and Lynn... time that could be going to helping me prepare!"
"Oh... thank God it's just you Lola..."
"You won't be thanking him for much longer if you don't get your but in my room this instant!"
"Alright, alright... we can play Lola," he smiled as he jumped out of bed, knocking the mortar sending the ash into the air again, making him think of Lucy giving him a... slight problem, "Dang it..." he groaned, "Good thing Lola won't know about these things tell she's a little older."
He managed to pin his erection down to his leg using the leg hole from his underwear before another shout shook the house, "Get in here now!"
"Yes ma'am!" he jumped as he sprinted to the room.
Unknown to him Lucy and Lynn had pulled Leni into their bedroom and the two girls were shining a light into her face, "Like, can you turn that light off?"
"Quiet," Lucy growled, "we'll be asking the question's here."
"Yeah!" Lynn agreed.
"Oh! Another interview!" Leni clapped, "Like, hit me with your questions!"
"This isn't an interview, this is an interrogation!"
"Yeah!"
Leni put her index finger to her mouth, "What's an In-Tear-O-Gate-Shun?"
Lucy slapped her forehead, "Just answer the questions, woman!"
"Okay!" she smiled.
"Were you and Lincoln having sex?!"
Leni nodded giddily, "we sure did!"
"What?!" Lynn threw the flashlight, "Leni, how could you?! He was ours!"
Leni giggled, "He's all of ours brother, silly!"
"How did you get him to fuck you?!" Lucy demanded grabbing Leni's shirt, "Please, I need to know!"
Leni gasped, "Lucy! That's a bad word!"
"I don't have time for your games, dear sister!" she growled, "Me and Lynn had sex with him first! So why? Why did he go to you?!"
Leni gasped, "He had sex with you too?!"
Lucy froze at her own slip up, "L-Leni I-"
"That's so..." Leni stared at her feel, "Like, totally great!" she screeched and hugged Lucy.
"Wh-What?"
"We can all have Lincoln's babies!" She clapped, "I'm so excited! I'll have to make more baby clothes."
Lynn and Lucy looked at each other before slapping their heads, "Right," Lucy sighed, "It's Leni..."
Lynn nodded, "Yeah..."
"Sigh. You better tell us what happened, dear sister..." Lucy said calmly, losing the will to interrogate her.
"Okay!" Leni agreed, "Well... first Lincy came into my room, saying he couldn't sleep, and laid down behind me. He was hugging me real close to his body, then his hand began moving up."
Lucy and Lynn blushed, "O-okay... go on," both said in unison.
"Well... he started touching my boobs. It felt kinda... funny at first," she giggled, "Especially when he felt my nipples..."
Lucy and Lynn were breathing slightly harder, imagining being spooned by their brother and having their nipples played with, "T-then what?"
"Well... I felt something hard against my butt. He asked me to take off my nightgown... but I wasn't going to let him see my naked body-"
"W-wait..." Lucy froze, "W-why wouldn't you let him see your body?"
"Well duh... Lincoln's a boy silly!"
Dear god, this girl was inadvertently teasing him, "T-that's... you know that sex is worse than seeing a person naked... right?"
"Is it?" Leni asked as she tilted her head, "Well... I guess I could let him see me naked."
"Enough of the side track," Lynn groaned, "W-what happened next?"
"Well... I let him spoon me again. He said he wanted to do something with me. So I laid my back to him and he went back to playing with my breasts... they got really sensitive. Every time he touched my nipples I felt like there was something tickling the inside of my throat... and my lower body got really... itchy feeling and wet."
"O-oh?" both girls were holding on to each other's thighs to keep from floating away, "T-then?"
"Well... I felt that thing that was touching my but move to my no-no," she giggled, "It felt weird... then it was in me."
Lynn and Lucy were now panting, legs closed tight, "D-did you start moving?"
"No, he did!"
"N-not fair..." Lynn complained.
"He was really moving! It was scratching that itch real nice..."
"R-real nice?" Lucy repeated.
"Mhm! Then he hit this... one part that felt like it shot a giant wave of... something through me."
"O-oh... that sounds-"
"So good..." Lucy finished Lynn's sentence.
"Yeah... then all at once the itch went away and it felt like I was floating! I felt like something was flexing... then I was really warm all at once... and Lincoln pulled his thingy out."
"N-not fair..." both girls said in unison again, "I-I want that..."
"What? I'm so confused... Maybe we should ask mom and dad?"
"NO!" both screamed in unison.
"Why?"
"Society doesn't understand what we do with our dearest brother," Lucy explained, "Th...They would take him away from us."
"What?! They can't do that!"
"Sadly they can Leni," Lucy noted, "And he would let them... to protect us."
"Mom and dad can never know," Lynn informed her, "we have to keep this to ourselves... for Lincoln."
Leni put her finger to her mouth for a moment before nodding, "Understood... I won't tell anyone."
Lucy turned to Lynn and smiled, "I guess we have another ally."
Lynn nodded, "yeah, that'll make things better."
In the other room Lola and Lincoln were sipping tea, "So Lincy, have you heard the news," she said in a fake prim accent.
"What's that, princess Lols?" he asked in a similar accent, tempering his sister.
"Our dear Luna and that darling girlfriend of her's band got some sort of small time job down in Great Lakes City, thanks to our dear Lori!"
He froze at this, realizing that he had a way to figure everything out. He scooped Lola up and kissed her on her forehead.
"Hey!"
"Thanks Lola! You're the best!" He rushed out of the room.
"HEY! LINCOLN LOUD! WE ARE NOT DONE! GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!" she demanded, but he was long gone, she crossed her arms, "... Dang it... He will pay for this..."
"Luna!" he burst through the door causing Luna and Sam to separate, "Oh... hey Sam... wait... Luna and Sam!"
"W-what's up little bro?"
He grabbed both their hands, "Is it true that both of you got a gig in Great Lakes City?!"
Luna and Sam looked at each other and grinned, "That's right... all thanks to Lori!"
"Yes!" He fist pumped, "I need a favor! I want to go down to visit Ronnie, do you guys think you can drop me off and pick me up?!"
Luna looked back at Sam and grinned mischievously, "I don't know... sounds like a bit of an ask."
"I'll do anything!"
"Well you help us set up for the show?"
"Yes! A thousand times yes! Please!"
She smiled warmly, "Alright little bro, I'll take you to see your little girl friend," she pointed at him, "But you better keep your end of the bargain!"
Lincoln grinned, he had his out. Now he just had to find out the truth.