So I'm trying to overcome writer's block using some magical bullshit we call DevilArtemis Fanfiction.
Izuku (T2S): ...okay then.
Yep! So today's mental plan! DevilArtemis videos, but in fanfiction! Sadly, it's in the DBZ section even though it's a crossover with lots of things, like My Hero Academia, Seven Deadly Sins, maybe Yo-Kai Watch, and definitely more.
Izuku (T2S): Great. Just fucking great.
Yep! So, let's get this chapter started!
Cell vs Legomasterlord
It was another somewhat peaceful day in the DevilArtemis universe. The birds were chirping, Zarbon was moaning, and Cell was standing in his arena for no fucking reason.
"Yep. This is the life. Standing in my arena while monologuing to myself for no reason because that's how plot development works," Cell said aloud to himself. Then he realized something. "Wait a minute, this isn't a YouTube video!" He looked around and saw nothing but his arena, and him standing in the middle of nowhere. "But it's my arena… so why the fuck do I feel like I'm being watched?!"
"Perfect Cell," a voice said from behind Cell.
"What the?!" Cell turned around. "Who the fuck are you?!"
The man who stood behind Cell chuckled. He wore what could be deemed as casual clothing. He wore a white shirt, he wore jeans that were slightly baggy, and also white socks to go with his shoes that don't need detail because shoes are fucking shoes and should stay that way.
He had brown hair, and brown eyes. They weren't cold, or even joyful. Just brown eyes. Brown, calculating eyes. He wore a mask that covered his mouth, which was grey and made of a silver metal that went up to his ears, and also covered them. It also serves as a chin guard, or so it appeared.
"I, am the author of this Fanfiction, on a website on the web known as fanfiction-.-net!. Home, of fanfictions!" The man said. Oh wait, that man was me. Nevermind. We're still doing third person.
"Author? Fanfiction?" Cell questioned. 'Jesus Christ, he must be one of those guys plotting something gay using the power of fanservice! I'm so fucking screwed!'
"Yes. I am known to my fellow authors/gods since we have those powers by a technicality as the Legomasterlord!" The man said. "Or, you may call me Lego."
"Listen here, dibshit. I don't give a damn about your bullshit. I just want you to leave my arena, and also to get the fuck out of my life!" Cell said while raising his left hand.
"Sadly, I won't! We're no longer in the DevilArtemis Universe!" Lego revealed. "We're in a fanfiction! A Fanfiction meant to be made for comedy and humor of the public! That, and also me making a scenario with you and potentially the works of other authors, or me making continued parts to past DevilArtemis videos that never were "finished" or that I think should get another part."
Cell gasped. "You can't do that, that's copyright!"
"I can do something called PMing another author and ask for permission. I'm not a thief! I'll also give them a shoutout at the beginning and end of a chapter too," Lego said. "So fuck you Cell! I'll write this Fanfiction if I want to!"
Cell went Ultra Instinct. "Not if I have anything to say about it!" Cell teleported behind Lego and tried to punch him but felt himself freeze up. "What the fuck?! Why can't I move?!"
Lego turned around with a grin. "I said I'm the author, didn't I? You can't harm me without harming this version of you."
Cell frowned. "You'll never get away with this!"
"All For One got away with his plan of appearing in multiple videos and spreading his name through the Internet, didn't he?" Lego countered.
Cell looked at him like he was about to say something, but he stopped. "...damn it, you're right."
Lego sighed. "I'll be taking my leave now. Maybe see how many people will like this story, and probably see what Tale says about this."
"Who the fuck is Tale?" Cell asked.
"Tale is the nickname I have for a fellow author of mine. Talespinner69," Lego said. "So shout outs to Talespinner69, he inspired me to write this chapter after a line he said in our PM chat! Thanks dude!"
"So… are you gonna leave?" Cell asked as he regained control of his body and went back to his base form.
"Yes, yes I am," Lego said. "I hope you have a fun time."
"This is probably gonna be hell, so I'll try," Cell said.
Lego then walked away from the arena even though he could fucking teleport. Cell watched him go, and sighed. "I'm gonna hope this was a dream and probably stop drinking tequila…"
And that's all for this chapter since the DevilArtemis videos are short as fuck!
Izuku (T2S): Yeah… let's see how many people will like this.
I'm not sure! That's up to them to decide! But like I said in the chapter, Talespinner69 inspired me to say "FUCK OFF WRITER'S BLOCK!" and write this chapter because of a line he said that makes me smile.
Izuku (T2S): And that line is what?
He said it was a idea he had in his head for a Zarbon line that would be in a chapter for one of his stories. It was this:
"You, gravity girl, fetch me the purple boy! I'm having cravings, Ohhhhhhh!'
That's the line! So shootouts to Talespinner69 yet again! You do wonders man!
So, that's all for this chapter! Please leave a follow if you want more, a favorite if you think this story has some DevilArtemis worthy potential, and also a review for what I should do next! See ya!
