Adulting can suck
The Turner's house would be filled with the sounds of two teens tussling, with shouts of fury from Vicky while Ricky would occasionally laugh at her in response.
Later on into the night as Timmy grew tired of playing his games for a bit, his mind had meanwhile drifted off to the past events of his day. Now after believing he would become a good looking adult with a wish from Cosmo and Wanda…
Timmy now regretted the wish he made, he gazed directly at the mirror on his closet door and saw his aged body. After a thought passed his mind while looking at his balding head, Timmy turned to face his godparents. "I wish I had a full head of hair!" He asked from his godparents, but before they could raise their wands, Timmy's door was knocked on before it opened up to reveal Ricky with a torn worker's overalls he still had on from earlier. "Yo squirt! Watcha want for dinner?" The teen boy asked into Timmy's room.
Cosmo and Wanda poofed out of sight while Timmy had a look of a deer caught in headlights, Ricky glanced Timmy's way with his hand cupping his chin. "Woah…" he began to say as Timmy tried to utter a few words. "Timmy, did puberty hit you hard so soon?" He asked the adult Timmy with a scrutinizing gaze as he stood across from the kid turned adult within the room.
Timmy glanced nervously side to side, before smiling at Ricky. "Yeah, must've been real early for me!" He reasoned to the teen.
Ricky gave Timmy a critical look, before shrugging at the child turned adult. "Well…" he began to say with a thoughtful look as he looked at Timmy in a critical gaze, "what's the first thing you wanna do now that you're taller and older?" He asked him with intrigue.
Timmy blinked to himself, not sure how to respond to the teens' nonchalant attitude towards his sudden change. "Uh…drive a car!?" Timmy responded to Ricky.
The teenager pulled out a set of keys from his pocket and tossed them to Timmy, "I call shotgun!" Ricky exclaimed.
Timmy caught the keys with a puzzled expression, but brightening up. "Sweet!"
Over in the fishbowl, Cosmo and Wanda looked at each other unsuredly.
Highway
Timmy had a bored expression on his face as he sat in the driver's seat of Ricky's beat up station wagon vehicle, hanging up on the rearview mirror were Cosmo and Wanda posing as fuzzy dice.
Over in the passenger seat was Ricky as he sat back while whistling a tune, he stopped after glancing Timmy's way. "What, not what you imagined?" Ricky inquired from Timmy with a grin.
Timmy gestured to all the cars surrounding the car they were in, "I was expecting some high speed driving, not this bologna!" Timmy responded annoyedly.
"Come on, let's trade spots, I'll show you how it's done!" Ricky told Timmy with amusement.
Timmy glanced at Ricky then at the steering wheel, before shrugging to himself with a clueless look. "Sure."
"How is this the speed limit!" Timmy yelled as Ricky drove the car, the teen somehow managed to ramp the vehicle over the other cars to escape the traffic jam and zoom off through the highway.
Ricky had a grin as he kept his eyes on the road, "Timmy, the speed limit is seventy, most others can't be bothered in handling this speed!" The teen cackled in amusement as he swerved through traffic.
Timmy clutched the handle hanging on the roof to his right, the godchild glanced at his fairy godparents posing as dice. Wanda had a greenish hue on her 'cheeks' , "I'm car sick." She remarked.
Cosmo glanced up at his fairy wife with a smile, "And I'm Cosmo!"
Timmy glanced over at Ricky to check if the teen noticed his talking fuzzy dice, but the teenager kept his eyes front. "Timmy, the first lesson I'll give you with driving is to always keep your eyes on the road!" Ricky instructed the child turned adult, while turning his head to look at Timmy.
Timmy made a shocked look as Ricky drove through a cordoned off section of the highway, "Eyes front Ricky!" Timmy responded with fright.
Ricky brought his gaze forward with a disapproving look, "Next Lesson, never Backseat!" The teen instructed Timmy.
Timmy shot an incredulous look at Ricky, "But you just drove through a-" he tried to say, only for Ricky ro cut him off as the teen turned his head to look at Timmy while driving. "What did I say about no backseat driving!" The teen reprimanded Timmy with a withering look, the godchild of Cosmo and Wanda shakingly pointed to the front as the vehicle vastly approached a part of the highway not yet finished.
Ricky gazed back to the front with a smile, "Oh, you want some late night restaurant food?" The teen asked as he saw a passing billboard advertisement of some high class eatery, Timmy let out a frightened shout as Ricky ramped off from the gap of the highway.
The teen kept a smile up as his vehicle soared through the air and down towards the ground below, "Next lesson, always use the environment to save yourself from potential danger!" Ricky instructed Timmy as his station wagon landed atop the roof of a building, and kept driving until he reached the edge.
Ricky brought his foot down onto the gas pedal at full throttle, and with the increase in speed Ricky ramped his car off from the roof of the building he drove on and back onto the nearby lower Highway.
Timmy was starting to deeply regret wishing to be older now.
No way this was how most adults drove…at least he'd hoped so…oh please don't tell him his parents drove like this too when he wasn't with them!
Movie theaters
Driving was a bust in Timmy's mind, he still wasn't sure how the police never pulled Ricky over after he pulled off all those stunts on the highway. He still couldn't believe the granny from earlier was still in a police chase, Timmy was starting to question the town he lived in.
This next venture of adulthood had to be better, and what better than watching what his parents had left him to go watch…only…
"Nope." Ricky denied him as they stood outside the ticket booth, "You do not wanna watch that film!" The teen shook his head at him.
Timmy glanced over at Ricky who stood next to him with a glare, "Oh come on, what, you gonna say I'm not old enough?" He challenged the teen.
Ricky smirked back at Timmy and pointed at the title of the movie he was trying to see, "Timmy, that's a romance film, pretty sure you were in the belief that your parents went to watch some action packed film." The teen corrected the child boy turned adult.
Timmy made a look of confusion, before looking at the poster that his parents went to see. "Oh…uh…good catch…" Timmy responded with a nervous chuckle.
Ricky pointed to the poster next to it with an excited expression, "Now that's an action film."
Timmy looked to where Ricky was pointing, and an excited smile graced his lips, "woah, Doomsday Annihilation three, Countdown to a bloody midnight!" He read off with building excitement.
Ricky glanced at the names of stars and director, "Neat." The teen mused, "They somehow managed to get both Sylvester Calzone and Arnold Schwartzengerman in the leading rules!" Ricky read off from the bottom of the poster.
Timmy was now trembling with excitement, "What are we waiting for, let's go!" He exclaimed before rushing off to get a ticket.
Ricky meanwhile stayed a moment to read who the director was, "Micheal Explosion?..." the teen shrugged and followed after Timmy, "This oughta be interesting."
Off to side, posing as bushes below the posters, Cosmo and Wanda watched as Timmy entered the movie theaters with Ricky. Wanda looked worriedly up at the rating for Doomsday Annihilation three, "I'm not sure about this Cosmo, Timmy still has the mentality of a kid, this film seems too mature for our godchild to watch." She fretted for her godson
Cosmo looked towards his fairy wife with a smile, "Oh relax schnookums, Remember the eighties for Earth? Other fairy godparents still talk how ratings are bunk!" Wanda's fairy husband tried to reassure her.
Wanda looked over to Cosmo with a disappointed look, before poofing out of sight to keep an eye on Timmy. Cosmo frowned to himself, "What, what I say?" He asked no one, before poofing out of sight as well, to follow his fairy wife.
Later
Rick made a disappointed look on his face as he exited the theaters with Timmy, "PG thirteen my butt!" He glowered in a rare moment of annoyance, "The first two movies were rated R, and had better action!" He exclaimed with his arms up in the air in annoyance to emphasize his opinion.
Timmy had a smile on his face as he walked with Ricky, "I don't know about you, but I liked the action scenes and explosions!" he argued back.
Ricky sighed before allowing himself to brighten back up, he glanced back over at Timmy. "That Romance film your parents are watching is still on for a few more hours, what's your next venture?" He questioned Timmy.
Timmy rubbed his face in thought, before realizing something. "Shaving!" He suggested with a bright look.
"No straight razors." Ricky simply spoke with a tone of finality as he walked off towards the parked station wagon.
Timmy had a confused look on his face at Ricky's tone, "Uh…what's wrong with using a straight razor?" He asked the teen as he walked over, while Ricky entered into the driver's side to drive.
As the vehicle was started up by Ricky with a loud engine, Timmy's godparents took the chance to poof into existence on his shoulders as mice. Wanda gave Timmy a worried expression, "It's best you take this one advice from Ricky, sport, a straight razor isn't something you mess with." Timmy's godmother explained to him.
Timmy opted to take the advice with a shrug, and entered the vehicle to go find a place to try out shaving. "Hey, nice pet mice!" Ricky remarked from within the car as Timmy sat on the passenger seat.
"Uh…yeah! Thanks!"
Within one of Dimmsdale's Public Restrooms
Timmy wasn't sure why Ricky said he'd be back with shaving cream, why did he need pie topping to shave? He had an excited look on his face as he held a disposable safety razor, "Shaving will be fun!" He exclaimed before taking the razor with him towards the mirror.
With a sharp tear of something, Timmy let out a cry of pain, "Gaaahh!"
From the doorway of the public bathroom, Ricky walked back in with a can in hand. "Alright Timmy! Let's turn that five o'clock shadow of a beard on your face into a clean baby smooth face!" The teen announced as he waltzed into the bathroom, only to see Timmy with a few toilet paper scraps on his face to stem a few bleeding spots on his cheeks.
Ricky clicked his teeth in disappointment at Timmy, "What did we learn?" He tapped his foot with a faux expression of anger.
Timmy glanced at Ricky with a reluctant stare, "Uh…always use shaving cream?" He offered his answer, while rubbing his face to soothe the pain he felt.
Ricky gave Timmy a thumbs up, "Ain't pain and failure the greatest teacher?" He jested, earning Timmy to question the little life lesson from the crazy teen.
Chez Foode
Sitting within a booth at a high end restaurant, Ricky sat across from Timmy as the two read off from the menu. Ricky put his down to look at at Timmy with a smile, "Timmy, what'do'ya want to order?" He asked the godchild of Cosmo and Wanda
Timmy put his menu down with a grin, "Now that I'm old-er, I mean, taller, I can order from the grown up menu!" He exclaimed in excitement.
Ricky's brow rose in curiosity, "So…what's your choice?" He asked the child turned adult.
"One of everything!" Timmy decided without a care in the world, Ricky's mouth thinned evenly before bringing it back to a manic smile. "Well alright then!"
It wasn't long before the table was littered with empty plates, Ricky had ordered a simple burger while Timmy thought he could handle eating everything off the menu…Timmy kinda regretted his train of thinking, he only managed to go through an eighth of what was on the menu.
His musings were halted when the waiter came up to give them a piece of paper, Timmy was the first to grab it and ask what it was. The waiter gave Timmy an exhausted look, "It's the bill sir."
Timmy began to point towards the empty spot near him, "Oh that goes to my parents." He realized his problem after thinking about what he said. Timmy looked towards Ricky with a hopeful look, the teen gave him an incredulous look. "Don't look at me! I only have twenty bucks on me!" Ricky responded with a hapless shrug to Timmy's questioning look.
Timmy took to reading off from the bill and had a shocked look, "Two hundred dollars! That's more than I get in an allowance- er ,I mean, That's more than I make in a month!" He corrected himself in front of the waiter.
The waiter rolled his eyes at Timmy, "Well then you should've finished College." The man told Timmy in a derisive tone.
Ricky gave the Waiter a look, "Pot calling the Kettle black much, Johnny?" The teen returned the barb back at the waiter.
The waiter's expression quivered before the man broke into tears, "Oh who am I kidding, why did I ever drop out!" The man blabbered in tears, before running off crying.
Ricky and Timmy glanced at each other, while from out of the kitchen the manager walked out to confront the two.
With a dour expression, Timmy scrubbed the dirty dishes to make up for the food he ate. Ricky was unfortunately made to work the bill off as well, but the Teen's job was spent out on the main floor to sweep and clean the place up. Timmy passed a glance over to his fairy godparents, "Hey, is there any chance I could try wishing to be a kid again?" He asked unsurely.
Wanda shook her head at her fairy godson of hers and raised her wand to show him, "Sorry sport, remember the rules we told you-" Cosmo raised his wand as well as they tried helping their 'adult' fairy godson out.
What they didn't expect to see was for their wands to light up a bit, before Timmy poofed back into a kid again. Timmy looked up at his fairy godparents with joy, "I'm a kid again!" He cheered with his arms up in the air.
Cosmo floated down to Timmy to cheer with him, but Wanda stayed up in the air to inspect her wand with a critical look. "That's strange, was there a loophole I missed from that Rule book?" The fairy godmother questioned the odd occurrence that had happened.
Timmy leaps up to hug Wanda and land back down onto the ground with her in his arms, "Who cares for now! No more adulthood for me till way later!" The kid cheered.
The fairy godparents soon poofed out of sight when the kitchen doors opened with Ricky coming in, the teen had a flip phone in hand while looking around quizzical. "Uh…Timmy?" Ricky asked around.
"Down here!" Timmy responded by walking out from around the sink, "Uh…Weird puberty right?" The kid reasoned to the Teen.
Ricky gave Timmy a critical gaze, before smiling. "Hey, I've seen weirder if we're being honest!" The teen reasoned with Timmy.
The fairy godchild had a look of befuddlement, "Wait, what could be weirder than this!?" Timmy questioned Ricky
The teenager simply offered a generous grin, "It's better that you don't ask any further, it's better you don't know in the long run!" Ricky warned the Godchild of Cosmo and Wanda.
Timmy blinked numbly at the teenager, he was starting to think he was getting used to Ricky's crazy…and that worried him.
Ricky motioned for Timmy to follow after him, "Come on, we're finished here." The teen exclaimed, "Bet you could use some shut eye in your own bed!"
Timmy's expression turned into tiredness, "No kidd'n, this adult stuff was tiresome." The kid remarked as he followed after Ricky.
"You'd be surprised that most Adults hate adulting." Ricky responded to Timmy's musings.
Timmy wasn't sure if Ricky was being truthful with that, but he knew for a fact that some aspects of adulthood sucked.
Crazy Ricky's odd Services office
A hand placed a phone back onto its receiver, followed by the sound of chewing of food. A few pizza boxes littered the corner of the office next to the trash bin, before the hand that once held the phone snapped its fingers. With a puff of smoke, the trash of pizza boxes disappeared from sight.
"Weird wish." A voice spoke up.
The scene pans out a show Norm the Genie as he lounges on a floating lawn chair, floating not far from him was a tv as it broadcasted programs from Fairy world. Norm poofed a remote into his hand surf through a few channels, before landing on one good channel. "Ooh, all my wands is on!" Norm remarks in interest, and tossed the remote aside with a crash.
"Kid is crazy, but at least he doesn't wish nonstop like most with the unlimited wish loophole." The genies mused in approval with a relaxed look.