Ricky meets Mark from Yugopotamia


It was another night at the Turner's home, with Timmy and his friends, Chester and AJ, enjoying an episode of Crash Nebula. The boys had bowls of Nebu-lo's cereal to eat as they watched the new episode of Crash Nebula, the chant of 'Crash Nebula' played out as the title character came in on screen to save the space explorers from the brain sucking aliens.

The three friends chowed down on their cereal as the episode played out, their eyes glued to the action and explosions the episode packed into its show. The boys had 'space helmets' on while they say and watch the television; Timmy had a metal pot with its handle face backwards, Chester had a pot on his head with its handle facing front at a diagonal crooked direction, and AJ had a paper bag atop his head with star doodles crayoned on it.

Timmy spoke up first while keeping his eyes on the show, "Pretty cool, huh Chester!?" The godchild asked his friend sitting next to him.

Chester with a brace filled smile and kept his eyes forward as well, responded in kind. "Yup, don't you think so too AJ?" The kid asked the friend sitting next to him on the opposite side to Timmy.

"Positively!" AJ agreed as he too kept his attention on the show.

The boys watched as the episode began to come to a close with Crash Nebula captured, and held up against a wall with his limbs held up against the surface with metal bindings.

"Will Crash Nebula escape the evil clutches of the Clutchulax? Tune in next week for another exciting episode of-"

"Crash Nebula!"

Timmy stands up once the show cuts off, his face held enjoyment. "That was the best episode ever!" He declared with enthusiasm, before glancing over to his friends, "Right guys?" Timmy asks Chester and AJ. "Guys?" Timmy questions them with a frown when he sees his two friends give him a look.

AJ and Chester jumped up in excitement while yelling in unison, "get him!" They cheered, before landing back on their feet while Timmy made a run for cover. Chester and AJ brought up their arms with Crash Nebula 'wrist blasters', and fired pink ooze at Timmy.

Over with Timmy, he picks up a bowl to block the incoming ooze. He smirks at his friends, "You'll never catch me!" Timmy declares before tossing the bowl aside to leap over to a nearby table, and kick it over to provide him better cover while causing some shaking to pass through the living room ceiling below his room.

Living room

Down in the living room, the hanging ceiling lamp shook and swayed from Timmy's rough housing up upstairs. Sitting on the sofa within the living room was Vicky, reading up on a teen magazine until the noise and shaking of the ceiling prompted her to place her magazine down, peer away from her magazine and look up in curiosity and a glare.

Vicky made a few sniffs before looking forward with a frown, "I smell fun." The teenager remarked in distaste.

"No, that's the clogged up kitchen sink and food disposal." Ricky's voice echoed from within the Turner's kitchen, Vicky glared towards the kitchen and responded. "I wasn't talking to you Ricky!" The teenage girl yelled.

The teenager in the kitchen was unfazed and continued to talk."What did they throw down this drain, a cow?" Ricky rhetorically asked.

Sounds of tools and power tools could be heard from the kitchen, followed by heavy suction sounds from a plunger. Ricky yelled out a 'whoopsy daisy' after a sound of a heavy thud echoed during his 'plumbing' work.

"Mooooo"

Vicky blinked in surprise and incredulity, as she could hear a cowbell ding dong along with hooves stomping through the kitchen.

"I guess I was right…" Ricky said with sounds of him walking in the kitchen, and the sliding doorway opening. "All right, get out!" The teenage boy ordered the cow.

"Moooo"

The sounds of a cow bell and hooves echoed from the Kitchen, with clip clop echoing from the cow walking out onto the backyard patio.

Vicky's attention was once again brought up towards the ceiling when another explosive noise echoed from Timmy's room, she got up from her seat to yell at them twerps all the while Ricky could be heard getting back to work in the kitchen.

After a few moments had passed for Ricky, he exited out from the kitchen with a dirty face and smudged up jean jumper suit. "Hey, has the pizza…" the teenager began to say while wiping his hands with a cloth, before noticing the other teen wasn't anywhere to be seen. "Where'd she go?" Ricky asked himself in surprise, only to get his answer when he heard Vicky yell from upstairs.

"I'm telling you for the last time." Vicky yells while the sound of a door could be heard being slammed open upstairs, "Keep it quiet up here!"

Ricky pulled out his flip phone to check the time on it, "Ah, should be about fifteen minutes at least till the pizza gets here." The teen remarked to himself, while more yelling could be heard from upstairs.

"You with the stupid alien costume on." Vicky continued to yell, "You're outta here!"

Ricky made a look of interest when he heard Vicky yell 'Room' next, followed by someone yelling 'forceful' a few moments later and the slam of a door getting shut.

Standing out in the living room with curiosity, Ricky watched as Vicky dragged an alien looking creature down the hallway and stairs.

Vicky glanced at Ricky with a glare, "What are you looking at?" She yells at Ricky while throwing the alien-like creature aside, and plops herself over back down on the living room sofa.

Ricky looks over at the creature, as the creature gives Vicky an infatuated look. "I am looking at some dedicated Larper, is what I'm looking at!" The teen boy responded with a grin. "Nice costume dude!" Ricky exclaims with a thumbs up at the alien creature.

The alien took that moment to properly introduce himself, with a sneaking suspicious look at Ricky for a moment. "I am not this 'Larper'." The creature corrects Ricky with his tentacle arm/hands as quotations on the word 'larper', the alien placing his arm tentacles at his sides while he begins to introduce himself. "I am a warrior prince from Yugopotamia." The creature began to explain in an ominous tone.

Ricky snaps his fingers towards the alien, "You're from Czechoslovakia, no wait, a foreign exchange student from Yugoslavia!" He exclaimed with his assumption.

The alien made a look of confusion towards Ricku, "Uh…sure?" He half answered, half asked before looking towards the other teen.

Leaning over towards Vicky as he makes his way near her, "My name is Mark!" The alien announces with excitement towards Vicky, who in response lets a grunt of annoyance escape her lips. "Take off that stupid costume!" Vicky demanded of Mark while turning her head to the side and placing her hands on her hips in distaste.

Ricky tilts his head a bit as he gives Mark a critical look, "I think he can't, Larpers tend to stay in character in their costumes during their larping sessions." He reasoned with Vicky.

Mark shoots a look Ricky's way, and lifts some of his tentacle feet. "This is not a costume-" he tries to explain to the teenage boy, on my to be interrupted by him.

"I get it." Ricky held up his palms in a placating manner, "Gotta stay in character." He responds with a look of 'understanding'.

In response to Ricky, Mark made a look of annoyance towards the teenage boy. The alien was about to try and correct Ricky, only for Vicky to shoo him off towards the kitchen. "Whatever you two, just go help Ricky with that stupid sink in the kitchen, just don't bother me Mark from whatever." The teen girl pointed over to the direction of the kitchen, before grabbing her teen magazine nearby to get back to reading it.

Mark, with an excited expression, went into the kitchen in an effort to do whatever his 'love' asked of him. "Come on human, where is this sink that needs to be fixed!" The alien from Yugopotamia hollered as he left the room, Ricky chased after him with a worried look. "Hold on, whatever you do, don't mess with the wrench on the pipe!" The teenage boy yells as he rushes into the kitchen.

"Oh, this pipe?" Mark asks, his voice echoed from the kitchen and into the living room.

"Yeah, just-" Ricky tries to say, before a rusty creak echoes from the kitchen. A moment later, the sound of rushing water could be heard followed by shouts from both Mark and Ricky; their voices were gargled, before the sounds of them hitting the wall.

Vicky peered over her magazine with a glare, and witnessed water flood in from the kitchen. The teenager let a frustrated sigh out her lips, and propped her legs off of the floor and onto the nearby foot rest.

Kitchen

Pinned up against the kitchen wall were Ricky and Mark as a torrential geyser of water erupted out from the pipes below the kitchen sink, the two made an effort to peel themselves off from the wall and struggled to push against the torrential water gushing out at them. Ricky held out his palms against the geyser of water, while Mark had his numerous tentacle arms out in front of him.

The two struggled to walk towards the sink, before finally managing to reach the pipes spewing out water. Mark let out a garbled sentence of words, and attempted to leap at the offending pipes only to be sent careening by the torrential water geyser back into the wall with a loud slam.

Ricky lowered himself to the ground to grip onto the floor, pulling himself through the torrent of water to reach the cabinet under the sink. Pulling out a wrench from his back pocket, Ricky held onto the edge of the cabinet to finally shut off the pipe with his wrench. With a few turns on the gushing pipe, the water finally shut off with a trickle of water from the pipe.

Peering into the kitchen with caution, Chester and AJ debated on how to confront Ricky and save the 'toy' alien.

Ricky glowered at the sink, while Mark had an excited look on his face. "That was far out human!" The alien exclaimed as he made his way towards the sink, "What is this deadly device you humans use!?" Mark asked Ricky.

The teenager glanced at Mark with a frown, "A sink…" Ricky responded while giving the sink he was trying to repair a critical look, "A busted one that had a cow in it." He added

Before Mark could ask any further questions, from the kitchen's back door, Timmy kicked his way in suited up in his Crash Nebula costume. Ricky and Mark faced Timmy, with Ricky the first to speak. "Yoooo, Timmy!" The teen exclaims while pointing his fingers towards Timmy, "Nice costume! Raring for Halloween I see!" The teen boy remarks with a grin.

Timmy, not sure how to respond yet, speaks up after thinking what to say . "Uh…yeah!"

"Mark, GET OUT HERE!" Vicky yells from within the living room, prompting Mark to hop in joy before zooming off into the living room.

Ricky shrugs nonchalantly towards Timmy before turning around to continue fixing the kitchen sink, Timmy glances around at the water soaked kitchen. "Tough night?" He asks Ricky out of curiosity, while Chester and AJ walk in.

Ricky glances over at the kids, "Kinda? Pizza should be here in five, so head back up and clean yourselves up you guys." The teen told the children, before focusing his attention back to the sink.

"All right!" The three cheered and raced off to the upstairs bathroom.

Ricky glared at the sink in front of him, "Mark my words sink, I will be the victorious one tonight!" He exclaimed while pointing at the offending kitchen sink and pipes.

"Who are you talking to?" Vicky angrily asked from the kitchen doorway leading into the living room.

Ricky turns around to look at Vick, "This blasted sink!" He responds, and momentarily blinks. "Did Mark leave or something?" He asked her.

Vicky rolled her eyes at Ricky before leaving to sit back down on the living room sofa "The nerd's parents picked him up." She hollered over.

Ricky shrugged to himself, before giving the kitchen sink a glare. "Time to show why they call me Crazy Ricky!" The teen declared as he pulled out some power tools from his nearby tool box, the kitchen window cracked at him announcing his name.

The teen seethed at the offending window, "Oh yeah!? That goes for you too!" Ricky declared with a dark look and smile.

AN; Wanted;

Cow on the loose, responsible for many clogged sinks.

Reward; 10 for 1 one coupon for Crazy Ricky's Odd Services, good for one year.