Banana Meets the Crimson Chin
It was night time for the City of Dimmsdale, police Sirens could be heard from time to time. Over at the police headquarters on the rooftop, Commissioner Ramsay could be seen pacing back and forth with a spotlight nearby that shined into the night sky. The spotlight had a banana symbol of all things, but he needed something to contact Banana Man.
Standing off to the side by the rooftop entrance, Deputy Fieri had his arms cross in skepticism. "Are you sure he'll show up?" The man asked the police commissioner.
Ramsay spun on his heels and rounded on Deputy Fieri, and took the tooth pick from out of his mouth to point at his deputy with it. "It's bad enough we have a costumed banana crime fighter." The commissioner began to explain to Deputy Fieri, before flicking his tooth pick off to the side while still looking towards his deputy. "Now some weirdo calling himself the rotten apple is going around messing up fruit stands!"
"A disgruntled worker perhaps." A voice spoke behind Commissioner Ramsay, said man looked towards Deputy Fieri who shook his head a bit while pointing behind the commissioner.
Turning around to face the one behind him, Ramsay made a curious look at the Caped Crusader that still at the ledge of the roof they were on. The man sighed to himself before responding to Banana Man, "Would you stop doing that!" He grounded out, before taking a toothpick from out of his coat's breast pocket, and stuck it into the corner of his mouth. "The Mayor has been all over my rear end on arresting you!" The commissioner ranted.
Banana man pulled a sealed Manila Envelope from out of his banana cape, and tossed it towards Commissioner Ramsay who caught it out of the air. "Man's name is Chapman Johnson." Banana man began to explain in his distorted voice, "Once owned an apple orchid." The caped crusader added.
Commissioner Ramsay began to open the envelope and begin viewing the evidence, "But why resort to crime?" He asked the Caped hero, only to get silence. The commissioner looked away from the evidence he was given, and glanced around to see Banana man had disappeared.
Ramsay turned towards Deputy Fieri, only shook his head. "I was looking towards the evidence he gave you, then glanced where he once was only to see he had disappeared." The deputy shrugged.
Commissioner Ramsay bit his toothpick in half out of aggravation, "One of these days, I'm gonna put super glue around here." He gripped exhaustively.
Dimmsdale Fruit market district
Fruit stands of varying products were getting pelted by an onslaught of rotten apples, civilians were scrambling for cover and out of sight to escape the criminal activity. Standing atop a fruit delivery truck, a man with an apple helmet on his head laughed uproariously as he fired his apple launcher gun, a variation of a potato gun but a change in what it shot and how fast it could shoot.
It was the Rotten Apple, wreaking havoc on the fruit vendors and their stalls. The man armed himself up with arm and shin guards fashioned into grouped up apples, while his torso had a vest on in the fashion of a rotten apple. "Have a rotten day!" The Rotten apple declared uproariously as he decimated the fruit stands.
The criminal's activity was soon halted however when the sound of a tank was headed his way, the man turned his head to see a Banana Tank round around the street corner and halted in place while facing him. "Curses! Banana Man!" The Rotten Apple exclaimed, before hopping down and into the open window of the fruit truck he stood on. The back part of the fruit truck collapsed to reveal a giant sized apple, with a turret on top.
The banana tank sped forward once more to chase after the Rotten Apple as he sped off in his Apple mobile, taking a few hits in the process from rotten apples that were shot out of the apple cannon on the back of the truck.
The two fruit themed vehicles began trading fire upon each other as they zoomed through Dimmsdale city, the banana tank itself lobbying out explosive bananas from the black stem part of the fruit themed tank. The Rotten Apple made zigzag turns in an effort to avoid the incoming bananas, till eventually a salvo of banana peels were lobbed in front of the criminal's vehicle.
The Rotten apple gasped in shock as his Vehicle ran over the banana peels, and began spinning out of control. "Curse you Banana Man!" The apple themed Villain declared as his vehicle collided into a building, right next to a superhero convention.
Meanwhile
Getting the Crimson Chin out of his funk was a bust, thus Timmy was now faced with wishing to become Cleft, the Boy Chin Wonder. Timmy looked down at his hero suit with excitement, now he only needed to wish for…
"Hey, this might be my chance!" Timmy remarked, he was a sidekick hero now, and inside a comic book! Maybe an actual Caped Hero can help get the Crimson Chin out of his funk
Outside the convention in Dimmsdale
Standing atop the roof of a building to watch as the captured Rotten Apple was taken away into police custody, The Banana man had his arms crossed with his banana peel caped flapping in the wind. "Another bad fruit, another night of righteous potassium justice!" The cape crusader declared proudly, before poofing out of sight in a purple cloud.
Inside The Comic Book
With a poof of an appearance in the Crimson Chin comic book, Banana Man made a curious look while glancing around with his arms still crossed. "By all that is yellow peels!" The hero declared, only for Timmy nearby to wave.
"Banana man!" Timmy exclaimed in excitement.
The caped crusader looked down towards Timmy with a look of confusion, "Young lad! What in the bananas is going on!" He asked Timmy, clad in his Cleft hero costume.
Timmy glanced to the side in an effort to think up something quick, "Uh…."
Banana man held his hand out for Timmy to pause, "Egads!" The hero pointed towards a woman with an oversized spatula, a costumed woman was going around using her weapon to flatten police officers. "Come Young Hero! Banana Justice comes first, that lady is wreaking havoc upon the good law enforcers of this strange city!" Banana Man declared, before leaping from the roof of the building they stood.
As the caped crusader glided down using his banana peel cape, Timmy smiled excitedly while using his chin utility cleft to use a grappling hook and swing his way down. "This is gonna be great!" The caped boy wonder declared.
As the Villain known as Spatula Woman was about to flatten a policeman with her oversized spatula that she held over her head, her weapon was then suddenly seized by a banana grapple hook and taken out of her hands.
"Not so fast, neerdowell of kitchen supplies!" A deep distorted voice declared.
Spatula woman gasped as she looked up, "Oh no, It's Banana man and Cleft, the boy chin wonder!" She announced as she saw the two caped crusaders stand atop a building.
"Your pancaking days are over!" Cleft declared, before he leaped off the building towards the masked Villain with a kick.
KAPOW
With Timmy sending a good knock out kick into the criminal Villainess, he landed on his feet with nary a trouble after his attack.
"Help!" A plea for help was yelled out from the mayor of the city, prompting both heros to exit the scene. "For Bananas everywhere, I say Justice!" Banana man yelled boisterously.
Standing up atop a roof to steak the scene out, Timmy looked on in worry at seeing The Bronze Kneecap, the Brass Knuckles, and the Iron Lung. The trio of the Crimson Chin's enemies were holding the Mayor and city Council hostage, while a Bronze Leg with a timer on it was ticking down with more hostages wrapped up against it.
Banana man knelt down to survey the situation, "Cleft, I'm afraid we'll need some extra muscle against these heinous Villains." The caped crusader declared.
"And I know just who to call!" Timmy declared excitedly, before pressing a button on his chin to utilize a spotlight out of it and shine the Crimson Chin's call sign into the night sky.
Over with the Crimson Chin as he sat on his couch within his apartment room, the man wallowed in despair while he sat in nothing but his boxers and mask on. The super hero took a glance out his window and spotted his chin signal. "The Chin signal!" The super hero declared dramatically, "I know what I must do!" He exclaimed, before resorting to sucking his thumb in a fetal position.
In a way only that he could do in a comic book, Timmy leaned over from the next panel over to where the Crimson Chin's panel was. "Hey, what gives!" Timmy asks while hopping over to the panel that the Crimson Chin was in. "You were supposed to spring into action!" He exclaimed with his arms up in exasperation, "Why aren't you springing!"
The Crimson Chin leaned forward while gripping the sofa couch he sat on with both hands, "Because this is all a lie!" He shouted in crisis, before snapping his arms at his sides and clenched his fists while shouting upwards. "It's not real!" He continued to state.
Timmy stode forward with a resolute face, "But you're a superhero!" He insisted from the Crimson Chin
"But what's my motivation!?" The Crimson Chin desperately asked from Timmy as he sat on his couch.
At that moment, The door leading into his apartment room was kicked open by Banana Man, "Justice is your motivation!" The caped crusader declared proudly, his hand out on a halting gesture while his other arm was raised into a fist. "For no matter the reality, A hero Must answer to the call of the helpless!" Banana Man declared.
Timmy glanced towards Banana man with a smile, then back at the Crimson Chin. "Exactly! People need you Crimson Chin, We need you, I need you!" Timmy declared with a gesture towards himself.
"But nothing matters, I'm just a fictional hero!" The Crimson refuted unhappily as he sat in depression.
Banana man strode forward to grab The Crimson Chin by the arm, and lift him up off the couch. "Everything Matters Crimson Chin!" The Caped Crusader of A Banana declared, he looked into the eyes of the comic book hero with an unwavering gaze. "You are real in the hearts of Many Crimson Chin! Many look up to you, admire you, that is real!"
Timmy hopped up onto Banana Man's Shoulder to make an agreement, "Exactly, everyone loves you Crimson Chin, you can't just quit like this!" He declared.
The Crimson Chin removed Banana Man's hands off of him with a startling realization, "You may be right." He began to speak resolutely.
Dimmsdale's caped crusader moved the Crimson Chin to face his window, "We are right, but Justice must never rest, for the shouts of the innocent cry out for your help!" Banana man declared while pointing out to a chaotic city in need.
Crimson Chin then made a look of understanding, "By all that is Crimson, I must answer that call indeed!" The comic book hero announced dramatically, before flexing his costume back on with his muscles.
The trio of Villains arrogantly held up their ill gotten money bags as they attempted to leave the scene, the Bronze leg bomb continued to countdown as the Villains 'escaped' only for a banana to be thrown and lodged into the leg with a static splat that caused the counter to stop.
"By all that is Potassium, I say nay to the threats upon innocent life!" Banana Man declared with a hero landing in front of the Bronze Kneecap.
The Villain smirked at the caped crusader as he held his money bags, "You and what army, Banana man!" He challenged with an evil laugh, prompting the Brass Knuckles and Iron Lung to join in.
"The army of Crimson Justice!" The Crimson Chin announced as he landed behind the trio, opposite of The Banana Man.
The Trio of Villains began to look worried, before Cleft, the boy chin wonder landed by the Crimson Chin with a proud smile. "Give up Villains, for justice always wins!" Timmy added in, ready to take down the Villains.
The Bronze Kneecap was the first to drop his ill gotten goods, and attack Banana man. "Take lick of my Bronze knee banana man!" The Villain declared while using his kneecap to shoot out projectiles of bronze ram horns at the caped Crusader.
Banana man leapt into the air to dodge projectiles, and threw a peeled banana into the Bronze Kneecap's eyes. "Gah, the yellow stings!" The Villain cried out as he stumbled backwards, right before getting kicked in the head by Banana man.
As the Bronze Kneecap layed dazed out on the ground, Banana man stood over him. "The only licking here will be you, your tongue and the boot of justice!" The caped crusader declared.
With the Crimson Chin, the comic book hero faced off against the Brass Knuckles. The Villain made several swings at the comic book hero, "With these knuckles of mine, I'll shatter that so-called super chin of yours!" The Villain declared as the Crimson Chin blocked each swing with his chin.
The Crimson Chin boisterously laughed at the Brass Knuckles, "Nothing shall shatter the jaw of Justice!" The hero responded, before slapping a punch aside from the Brass Knuckles with his chin. "Eat Crimson!" The hero then slammed his great big chin into the face of the Brass Knuckles, sending the Villain up into the air and into an unconscious mess atop the Bronze Kneecap.
Over by the discarded bags of money the Villains were attempting to make off with, the Iron Lung was trying to inhale all of the money and escape alone. As the Villain was in the process of inhaling, a dark smoke was sent in front of him that he unfortunately inhaled along with the money, causing him to begin hacking the stolen money back up.
Off to the side, Cleft, the boy chin wonder had a smile on his face as his utility chin had a car engine and exhaust out to pollute the lungs of the Villain. "No so fast on the breathing evil doer!" Timmy declared proudly, his hand on his chin while holding the utility button down, "There'll be no theft on my watch!" The sidekick added.
The iron lung wheezed a few times, before stumbling back and collapsing on top the other two Villains in defeat. The three heroes stood around the pile of Villains, the Crimson Chin proudly stood with his arms crossed. "JUSTICE! Thy name is Chin!" The comic book hero announced with a boisterous smile.
With the crisis over, the three heroes were now gathered atop city hall with the Crimson Chin facing both Timmy and Banana Man. "It was a pleasure to once again dish out justice." The comic book hero thanked the two. "And whether I'm real or not." He began to add with his fists at his hips, "A hero will always exist in the heart of the many." The Crimson Chin finished off with.
"And as much as I appreciate the opportunity to fight alongside the Crimson Chin." Banana Man began to say with his arms crossed, "I must get back home now, for crime never sleeps!" He exclaimed with a finger up in the air.
Timmy chose that moment to slip out of sight, and quickly make a wish. This was the best crossover in his mind, The Crimson Chin fighting alongside Banana Man.
Dimmsdale, comic book convention
A man holding up the first two issues of an awaited new series was about to announce the winners of the costume contest, but in a blast of purple smoke, Timmy appeared on the stage in his Cleft boy wonder costume….Along with Banana Man who glanced around suspiciously.
The announcer made a look of astonishment and smiled at the authentic costumes, "The winners of this costume contest go to the brilliantly made costumes of Cleft, the boy chin wonder, And Dimmsdale's own actual caped hero!" The man declared, while handing the comic book prizes off to Timmy. "Congratulations you two!" He clapped for them.
Timmy held the comic books excitedly, before leaning over to Banana Man. "Uh, can I get your autograph after this?" He asked in an excited whisper.
The caped crusader quirked a bit of a smile, "Anything for a fellow crime fighter!" Banana man responded as he crossed his arms in a dramatic pose.