A real Crazy Halloween


Timmy looked around after making his wish from Cosmo and Wanda, and at himself before bringing his arms up in excitement. "Cosmo, Wanda, it worked!" He said with flies buzzing around his mummified corpse body, followed by his right arm falling off. Timmy frowned momentarily, before smiling as he picked it up. "I'm a real mummy!" He exclaimed before holding his fallen arm in his other hand.

Timmy looked on with excitement before continuing on, "A real mummy, not just some toilet paper kid, but a real honest to dead mummy!" He then looked at himself and at his detached mummy arm, "And I'm rotting, cool!" Timmy remarked excitedly, before taking a good look at Cosmo and Wanda.

Instead of looking like fairy godparents, Cosmo and Wanda took on the appearance of blue skinned monsters in janitor and nurse's clothing respectively. Timmy slowly limped over to the two with his stiff legs, and his arm reattached "This is awesome!" He began to say with a smile, "Who cares if I didn't get to wear that stupid Jack-o-bot costume!" Timmy announced before dashing over between Cosmo and Wanda to wrap his arms around their shoulders.

"Look at us!" Timmy remarked with a smile, while Cosmo and Wanda placed clothespins on their noses to block the smell from Timmy's rotting mummified body. "Look at us!" Timmy continued to talk before dashing forward, his arms however were broken off and were still wrapped around his fairy godparents' shoulders. "This is going to be the best Halloween ever!" He declared happily.

Vicky looked around when she began to feel something off, like the trick-or-treaters all around the neighborhood seemed more real than usual. The teenager scratched at her scalp, only to feel her wig wasn't a wig…"What the…" Vicky muttered as she pulled at the black hair, she ceased her actions and glared over at Ricky who was leaning on a tree by the curb of the road. "Ricky!" She yelled, before stomping over to him.

Ricky looked over with a grin as he held some of his candy, "What…want some more?" He asked Vicky sincerely.

Once Vicky was close enough to Ricky, she dropped her 'replica Missile launcher' and grabbed him by the collar of his black shirt under the Red overcoat he wore. "This stupid wig is stuck on my head!" Vicky yelled into Ricky's face, before glaring heatedly at the other teen with angry fire in her eyes.

Ricky brought his hand up to brush the spittle off his face with a 'confused' look, before checking his own wig by pulling it off…only to find it wouldn't come off. "Uh…" He pursed his lips in interest, before bringing his arms out to shrug while Vicky still held him by the collar of his shirt. "Maybe something's wrong with the atmosphere that caused the wigs to stick to our scalps?" Ricky reasoned with a haphazard shrug.

Vicky shoved Ricky away and instinctively kicked her 'bazooka' up into her hands, "I'll show you 'atmosphere'!" She yelled, before firing the 'weapon' at point blank range towards Ricky. The teenager, not expecting the weapon to actually fire off, was simply going to pull the trigger, before using it to whack Ricky over the head.

Ricky had a cheeky grin as he shifted into an odd stance in Vicky's eyes, everything seemed to go in slow motion after she pulled the trigger on her 'replica' bazooka. An actual missile had been launched, and as the projectile approached Ricky, the other teen somehow deflected the missile into the air before the bazooka's projectile exploded harmlessly into the air with an orange Halloween firework explosion.

The two teens exchanged looks, Vicky glanced down at her weapon, before smirking towards Ricky and fired again. Another missile was shot, with Ricky letting out a chuckle as he shifted into the odd stance again. "Stand still and stop doing whatever that is that you are doing!" Vicky yelled with an excited smirk, while continuing to shoot more rockets at Ricky who had his own crazy excited expression on his face.

With his arms back in place, Timmy looked around in excitement before watching as a headless man on a horse galloped by while holding a pumpkin head in hand. Timmy looked back at Cosmo and Wanda with a smile, "What an awesome Halloween!" He began to say with his arms out for emphasis, "Our real scary costumes rock!" Timmy declared proudly.

An explosion of fireworks brought Timmy's attention, in the distance he could see Ricky and Vicky fight against each other…that's…wait, Timmy thought the replica Bazooka the Ricky gave Vicky was supposed to be just that, a fake missile launcher.

"Stop doing whatever that is already!" Vicky yelled over in the distance after she fired off another missile.

Timmy looked on to see Ricky pat his knees and goad Vicky over, "Come on and try something different then!" He challenged Vicky back with amusement.

"Wow." Timmy remarked with a smirk, before taking off to resume his trick-or-treating. "Ricky and Vicky are still the same teens they were before my wish!" He idly remarked, while Cosmo and Wanda followed with him.

"I'll show you something different!" Vicky screeched in anger, before the three began to hear the sounds of airsoft auto guns going off.

"Haha! Let's rock Vicky!" Ricky cackled while the sounds of airsoft guns were firing off into the night.

Wanda spoke up next as she walked with Timmy and Cosmo, she gave her fairy godchild a smile. "Well at least all the other kids seem to be enjoying their costumes!" She remarked happily.

Timmy stopped walking to face Wanda, with his fairy godparents pausing as well in their walking while Timmy began to ask a question from Wanda. "All?" He asked with his arms up from emphasis at his question, "What do ya mean by all?"

Wanda brought her hands up in a gesture of a halfhearted shrug, "Everybody!" She answered for Timmy.

Timmy looked around with a shocked look, "What!?" He exclaimed in incredulity, while seeing actual real Halloween monsters roam the streets…

Turning around to see Vicky and Ricky shooting at each other with airsoft guns, Timmy's expression became deadpan. "I gotta be more specific with my wishes…" he mused to himself in frustration.

Timmy's musings were brought to a halt, and witnessed an alien ship land on the street. The fairy godchild of Cosmo and Wanda made a confused expression as the ship lowered a landing walkway, and from out of the ship…

"Wait, isn't that Mark Chang?" Timmy inquired with a critical look on his mummified face, "What's he doing here?" He pondered as he watched the octopus-like alien make his way onto the street along with two other aliens, all three of them wore what must be hazmat suits for Yugopotamians.

"We gotta hurry and find my beloved!" Mark Chang exclaimed with his two tentacle arms up in the air, the aliens from Yugopotamia then proceeded to look around with Mark leading the way.

Just as the aliens were about to search any further, Mark was able to spot teens fire at each other with differing expressions.

"I don't know why this costume came with these airsoft guns, but who cares! Eat this metaphorical lead!" Vicky yelled as she fired off her sub machine gun, taking cover from behind a car as she exchanged airsoft bullets with Ricky.

"You first, hah!" Ricky hollered back with a cheeky grin, all the while firing off his own two airsoft handguns.

Mark squinted his eyes in Vicky's direction after hearing the teen girl's recognizable voice, before his eyes widened in excitement. "Vicky!" He exclaimed with a smile and his tentacle arms up in relief, all the while making his way over to the teenager in question. "You must let me take you away from this horrible doomed planet!" He worriedly declared, for his one sided love towards Vicky.

"Back off you lame European exchange students!" Vicky yelled in annoyance in the distance as Mark and his friends tried to rush over to her, before the teen girl pulled her bazooka back out to fire at the Yugopotamians.

*Boom!*

The bodies of the Yugopotamians were smoked black, with their expressions a bit shocked before Mark smiled in excitement. "She is SO violent you guys!" The prince of Yugopotamia exclaimed in exuberance, while facing his Yugopotamian friends with a grin.

Timmy blinked in confusion, before repeating a word he heard from Mark. "Doomed?" He asked himself, before glancing upwards to see two real flying Jack-o-bots. "Oh man, the popular kids' costumes became real, which means they're gonna link up to become the Pumpkinator!" Timmy exclaimed with great worry, he placed his hands on his head as he dreaded what was to come.

Turning to face Cosmo and Wanda, Timmy smiled as he proceeded to make a wish. "I wish we were all back to normal!" He said to his fairy godparents cheerfully.

In response, Cosmo and Wanda smiled before pulling out…a push broom and toilet bowl…

"Uh…" Both of Timmy's fairy godparents uttered in worry, "Uh What?" Timmy asked in confusion from Cosmo and Wanda.

As Cosmo and Wanda let their arms back down after holding their items up in thinking they were wands, Wanda spoke up first among the two of them. "Timmy, when you wished everyone's costumes was real and scary…"

Cosmo spoke up next where Wanda left off from, "We became a real scary Janitor and Nurse without magic powers!" He finished answering for the two of them.

Timmy's expression became worried now, "You mean you can't fix this?" He asked from his fairy godparents, before raising his arms in worry and exasperation. "They're gonna blow up the Earth!" Timmy exclaimed.

Clenching his fist before punching his other palm, Timmy began to explain what he needed to do. "I've got to use every once of my awesome mummy powers to stop those Jack-o-bots!" He declared while raising a fist into the air, while stomping the ground for emphasis. Timmy's arm that was in the air then proceeded to fall off, followed by the rest of his limbs and head all detaching from his torso.

Timmy looked up with an annoyed expression, "New plan." He began to say, then glanced towards his fairy godparents, "Cosmo, Wanda, I need you guys to help me find the nearest costume store!"

Cosmo glanced over to where he saw Ricky and Vicky continue firing at each other, all the while the Yugopotamians tried and failed to get out of the crossfire, their 'hazmat' suits becoming littered with pelts and bumps from their bodies getting hit by airsoft BBs. "What about Vicky and Ricky?" He curiously asks his fairy godchild.

Timmy glanced momentarily where Cosmo looked, "Pretty sure those two are the least at danger." He answered for Cosmo, at least that's what he could assume…especially if Mark tries to take Vicky with him, Timmy is sure Ricky would most likely run interference.


AN; here's an aweful wierd thought.

Timmy made a wish for everyone's costume to become real...

Does that mean Timmys parents practically became each other, since they dressed up as each other?