Banana Man Special
Turner's Residence
Timmy sat within the living room, it was another night and it was the weekend. As he kicked back to relax and surf through the channels on the living room television with the remote in hand, Vicky made her presence known as she exited out from the kitchen with a bowl of chili.
Looking up at Vicky with a nervous smile, the babysitter glared down at Timmy and leaned over to smile eerily at him. "Move it, I'm watching the television now!" Vicky yelled at Timmy, her yell comically sending Timmy flying off the couch with the remote hanging in midair from Timmy dropping it from his grip.
Vicky laughed sadistically as she caught the remote and rested her posterior onto the sofa, "Tonight's the battle of the teen boy singers, and I don't wanna miss Chip Skylark!" She declared before switching to a specific channel.
Timmy, upon getting up and brushing himself off, glared at Vicky. "What's so great about those boy singers anyhow?" He questioned with his arms crossed.
"Shut up! It's about to start!" Vicky snapped at Timmy.
As the television broadcasted a live feed of a camera view of a live stadium and an announcement listing off who'd be participating, the screen went to static which prompted Vicky to glare and try changing the channels. "What's going on here!?" Vicky questioned the situation.
Just then, the television began to air a man of Asian descent with an opulent robe that had oranges of all sorts on it. Vicky raised an eyebrow at the particularity of it all as every channel showed a man wearing an orange themed robe with a scepter that held an orange atop it.
The man was sitting upon a giant chair made into a fashion of a quartered out orange for a person to sit on, with a dramatic flair the man stood up and held his arms up. "Behold citizens of Dimmsdale, the hour of your doom is nigh!" He declared.
The person then folded his arms into an X on his chest, "For I am The Mandarin Orange, and by tomorrow, all shall eat nothing but oranges, tangerines, grapefruits and mandarin oranges!"
Afterwards the backdrop of blackness behind the man dropped to show he was on a moving train that was heading its way towards a far off city, The Mandarin Orange gestured towards the far off city. "By the order of The Mandarin Orange, and as I speak, every grocery store has been looted, and now, nothing but citric acid fruits will be available."
With Vicky and Timmy, Vicky was the first to speak up, "What kind of crackpot is this guy?" She asked rhetorically.
The Mandarin Orange turned directly towards the camera and pulled at his evil looking handlebar mustache a bit, "Take heed you insignificant citizens, and enjoy your last meals of non-orange related food! Kyahaha!"
The feed soon cut to static, prompting both Timmy and Vicky to blink in uncertainty. Timmy spoke up first, "See if the news channel has anything yet…" he suggested offhandedly.
"...hmm." Vicky, without thinking about it, changed the channel out of curiosity to the news channel while Timmy climbed back onto the sofa, albeit a ways apart from Vicky.
Dimmsdale Police Precinct
The building was filled with raucous activity as every police officer and swat teams were clamoring through the building, every man and woman on the job were suiting up to stop an impending orange attack on Dimmsdale. Through one hallway, Commissioner Ramsay was making a dash for his police vehicle. From out of one of the doorways, Deputy Fieri exited out and made an effort to catch up with the Commissioner.
As the two exited out into the police garage with several police squads and swat team behind them, Deputy Fieri and Commissioner Ramsay headed to one of the cars with Fieri taking the driver's seat. Before Commissioner Ramsay entered into the passenger side, he stayed out to issue a few orders. "I want team salt and pepper to take the highways, cordon off the traffic that will pass over and train tracks."
Ramsay then pointed at a few others, "Teams Herb and Spice, I want you following us." The Commissioner then gestured towards a few more groups remaining, "Teams Sauce and Broth, I want your helicopters up asap!" The Commissioner looked around with an angered expression, "What happened to officer Lamb of Team Sauce!?" He yelled.
The Mandarin Orange's Train
Standing on an empty flatbed train car with the rush of the wind blowing his cape and hair, The Mandarin Orange cackled as his train was making easy headway towards the shining city of Dimmsdale. "The Mandarin Orange is pleased! All shall wallow in despair as their stomachs ache at the over-digestion of my oranges!" He declared through the rushing air of wind, before letting out an evil laugh of delight.
Before The Mandarin Orange could indulge in his laughter any more, the sound of a tank and its rolling treads could be heard as The Mandarin Orange's train was approaching a tunnel. The Mandarin Orange stopped laughing and glared as the train was going along a curve track that headed towards the tunnel, allowing him to witness a Banana Tank zoom out before the Train could crash through it.
"What manner of despicable fruit!? Who dares challenge me, The Mandarin Orange!" The Villain seethed out while the Banana Tank drifted its tail end around to follow after the Train going into the tunnel.
The Mandarin Orange stomped his way towards the first passenger train car at the back, most of the haul of oranges being towards the front to allow the back train cars to be passenger trains for The Mandarin Orange's Henchmen.
Channel 7 News station
"This is Chet Ubetcha of the channel seven news!" The new reporter announced while holding a stack of paper and sitting up against a table, the man had a dire look on his face as he announced the news. "And we bring you live coverage of The Mandarin Orange's train soon to exit out of the Dimmsdale Railway Tunnel."
Chet turned a bit to face the screen up and beside him with a live feed of a news reporter in a helicopter's passenger seat, the view was high up and the backdrop behind the reporter as he faced the camera was of the tunnel and railway that went through it. The reporter held a mic up and a set of earphones to block out the loud noise of the helicopter, the man held one of the grips on the roof of the inside to assist him.
"Skyhopper, thank you for risking yourself, what's the word?" Chet questioned.
"Thank you Chet." The reporter responded while the helicopter he rode in, circled around the exit tunnel, "So far, the Train hasn't exited out yet, and word has been spread the police are on their way!"
Before Chet could question any further from his fellow reporter, Skyhopper interrupted the lull in talking when the Train finally exited the tunnel. "Eyes on! We got coverage here!" The man declared as footage was being caught of a train speeding out.
Chet furrowed his brow and asked, "Skyhopper, can you give us the details on what the train has to defend itself against the police?" The man asked his colleague
Skyhopper turned to face away from the camera and examine what he could see from up in the air, "Chet, it looks to be armed with…uh…are those baseball pitch machines…and…is..is that a bundle of orange missiles?" Skyhopper questioned out incredulously.
Chet furrowed his brow in confusion, "Orange missiles? Like orange the color?" He asked.
"No! They're elongated oranges fashioned into missiles!" Skyhopper exclaimed as the camera was brought over to get a better look, and sure enough there were orange fashioned artillery.
"Hold on!" Skyhopper shouted, "I'm hearing shots firing as the train fully exits the tunnel!"
As the camera zooms in to view the exit of the tunnel, the scene is treated to the sight of the last train car to be a flatbed with manned turrets firing oranges into the tunnel
"For those that are watching-" Skyhopper began to say as the sound of a tank on treads could be heard zooming towards the train tunnel exit, "It seems someone is already chasing after the train!"
Chet, who was still facing the screen airing Skyhopper's broadcast, made a face of surprise. "My word, could it be-!"
"It is!" Skyhopper shouted excitedly, "It's Banana Man!" He exclaimed as the feed caught live footage of a Banana Tank chasing after the Mandarin Orange's train. It was firing off rounds of banana bombs at the turrets, some managed to land and clog the barrels of the turrets from firing anymore.
Turner's Residence
Taking to watch the broadcast up in his room, Timmy cheered as he watched the sight on his television to see a Banana Tank chase after the Mandarin Orange's train. "Get him Banana Man!" Timmy hollered out in enjoyment as he witnessed the News Channel provide live feed of the Banana Tank swerve and dodge incoming large barrel's of grapefruits tossed into the air from one of the catapults built into one of the train cars.
Behind Timmy as he sat in his mini recliner chair, Cosmo and Wanda floated above Timmy with different reactions. Cosmo, who was slurping on a straw from out of a large soda cup, Wanda meanwhile had her hands on her hips in skepticism as she watched the news with the others.
With her eyebrow raised, Wanda asked, "But why oranges!?" She asked earnestly.
Cosmo glanced sideways with a smug look, "Oh silly Wanda, everyone knows The Mandarin Orange is the evilest of them all!"
Wanda peered sideways with a deadpan look, "Oh yeah?" She questioned with a skeptical tone, Wanda then gave a look of criticism towards Cosmo. "Says who!?" She challenged him.
"Cosmo, Wanda!" Timmy interrupted the two as he turned to face them, his smile stretched across his face as he held in his unbridled excitement. "I got a wish in mind!" He declared.
Cosmo and Wanda momentarily looked at each other, before they both looked back at Timmy with Cosmo speaking up first excitedly. "ooh ooh!" He raised his arm up and waved his hand side to side, "Are you gonna wish to be Cleft, the Boy Chin Wonder and aid Banana Man?! Ooh, can you get his autograph for me while you're at it?"
While the television behind Timmy continued to broadcast the ongoing fight between a Train and a Banana Tank chasing after it, Timmy put his finger to his lip and began tapping his lip in thought. "No…" he began to say with a thoughtful expression, "Cleft is the Crimson Chin's sidekick, I got to be a different sidekick if I wanna help Banana man." He explained thoughtfully.
The Mandarin Orange's Train
Dimmsdale City was still a good distance away, and from a good ways away where the highway could be seen leading into the city, one could see flashing lights of police cars and swat trucks zooming across the road followed by police helicopters.
Down with a situation between the Banana Tank and the end Train Car fitted with orange turrets, the henchmen of The Mandarin Orange began leaving their posts to retreat back after they ran out of ammo. As Banana Man's Tank followed the train with Nitro Banana fuel blasting out its exhaust pipes, from inside the Tank, Banana Man was making several adjustments with cranks, dials and levers when the Yellow Banana Caped Crusader of Justice witnessed the last train car get detached.
The chase ended up taking them across a large railway bridge that went over a deep gorge with a running river at the bottom, Banana man pulled one more handle strung down on a tether line. "Slip on my Banana peel of justice, foul fiends!" Banana exclaimed in a righteous tone before the back part of the Banana Tank opened up, said back part was the stem that a Banana would have to connect it to its tree.
As the gap between the detached train car and the Banana Tank closed, a whir echoed out of Banana tank's back part and an actual Tank barrel emerged pointing skyward until it fully emerged to aim down forward at the incoming train car. With a loud splat boom, a large Banana peel was shot out and landed on the train tracks where the detached train car would run over.
With the gap between the two closing in, the detached train car ran over the large Banana peel; with a cartoonish sound of a whistling slip, the Train car did a cartoonish backflip. As the detached train car continued to do backflips from slipping on the large Banana peel, Banana Man drove his banana tank under and past the Train Car and continued to chase after The Mandarin Orange's train unimpeded. The detached train car soon stopped flipping backwards, and fell to the deep crevice while taking the large Banana peel stuck to its bottom with it. A loud splat echoed once the train car fell into the river below.
Dimmsdale Highway
The sound of police sirens filled the air as police squads and swat trucks zoomed across the highway, high above the convoy of police vehicles were a few police helicopters with spotlights angled out towards the distant railway and incoming train of The Mandarin Orange. From inside a sheriff's SUV vehicle that was at the forefront of the convoy, Commissioner Ramsay was holding a radio piece up to his mouth to relay orders and receive updates with the situation.
"Run that again, air team Broth." Commissioner Ramsay said while he sat on the passenger side of the vehicle and gazed out towards the direction of the far off Train headed toward Dimmsdale, "You see what?" he asked.
"Repeat, we are picking up the sight of Banana Man's tank chasing after the Mandarin Organge's train." A voice came in through Ramsay's hand radio.
The commissioner let out a sigh before pressing the talk button down on the hand radio, "Keep me posted on anything new."
"And what about the Banana Man sir?"
Ramsay glanced over at Deputy Fieri who only shrugged when he glanced at the Commissioner, but returned his eyes forward while Ramsay pressed his hand radio talk button down to relay an order. "Nothing, Our main priority will be stopping that train by any means possible."
With his piece said, Commissioner Ramsay set his hand radio down and crossed his arms as he contemplated what needed to be done.
"Sir?" Deputy Fieri queried as he kept his eyes forward and drove the sheriff's vehicle, "What about the Mayor's orders of arresting the Banana Man."
Commissioner Ramsay scoffed and shifted in his seat a bit, "The caped hero is doing more good than being a menace." he said with an annoyed face and glanced at his deputy, "If the mayor for life doesn't like it, he can kiss my-"
Dimmsdale Train Tracks
As the Banana Tank finally closes enough distance between it and the last Train car, the top part of the banana tank peeled up showing Banana Man and his banana peel cape flapping from the rush of wind. Just as he pulled out a banana grappling hook gun to pull himself onto the train, the back door of the passenger car opened up with a burly looking henchman with a large grapefruit helmet and a bandolier of bright yellow lemons; in his arms he was carrying a large Gatling crank gun with tangerines as ammo that were fed from a drum carried on his back. Banana man pulled up his banana peel cape to block the incoming fire of tangerines, the caped banana crusader of justice ducked back down to avoid more incoming fire and try to hatch up a plan to get past the ongoing firing of tangerines at him.
Just when Banana Man was about to pull out a banana bazooka sitting by his side, the sound of whirring blades could be heard followed by an incoming barrage of bananas being splattered. Banana Man quickly stood up in his Banana Tank that was set to auto drive, and witnessed a boy in a red cape with a red banana peel wrapped around his eyes with holes fitted into it for his eyes to look through them. The boy was piloting a red banana helicopter with a barrel on the bottom that rotated and shot out red bananas.
The Burly Henchman from before had to get inside after being shot in the face with a banana, he was now occupied wiping his face and eyes out of the banana stuff; meanwhile Banana Man pulled his banana grappling gun back out and shot it with success into the train car. Before Banana Man pulled his grappling gun trigger to reel himself in, he gave the costumed Red Banana Boy two finger salute and leapt into the air to reel himself into the open door of the train car.
Meanwhile with the Red Caped Banana Boy, he smiled excitedly and controlled his mini Red Banana Helicopter to fly forward and aid further up towards the rest of the train as Banana Man fought his way through the henchmen. "That was so cool!" He gushed.
Inside Mandarin Orange's Train
Banana Man dodged and weaved through the burly henchman's attempts of throwing punches into the caped crusader's face, said henchman having dropped his Gatling crank gun aside with too little enough room to get it started up and fire upon the Banana Masked Vigilante. With haymaker thrown that caused the burly henchman to over extend his punch, Banana Man ducked and allowed the fist to pass over his shoulder, leaning his head to the side in his dodge.
Banana Man retaliated with a quick draw of a Banana within his grasp that he pulled out from one of his Banana holsters on his utility belt, and as he held it like a pistol revolver, he aimed up at the burly henchman's face with a stern expression. "Eat my Banana of Justice, foul ne'er-do-well!" The caped crusader declared and slammed his other palm into the back of the Banana he held in his hand; with a loud splat, the soft Banana inside the peel the vigilante held shot out and impacted into the burly henchman's face.
The henchman cried out in anger and frustration as he stumbled backwards from being splattered in the face by a Banana; as he continued to stumble backwards, Banana Man leapt up and grappled onto one of the overhanging support bars that hung from the train roof. The Banana Caped Crusader then used his momentum to swing his feet and lunge a flying drop kick into the burly henchman's chest, "Feel the wrath of a balanced breakfast diet!" Banana Man declared as he struck the henchman with his flying kick, sending the man flying back and crashing into one of the side seats that lined the passenger train.
With the burly henchman groaning in pain as he lay sprawling on the seats, partially broken in half from the man's large body impacting the seat, Banana man made haste to continue forward; however just as he passed the collapsed form of the burly henchman, said henchman sprung up and lunged at Banana man in a full nelson hold. The henchman cackled as he held Banana Man in a straining grapple maneuver, "Try and slip now!" he cowed in triumph, only to earn a smirk in response from Banana Man
"Don't mind if I try!" The Caped Crusader responded, before using his actual slippery banana peel cape to allow him to slip out under the henchman's grasp. As the henchman blinked in dumbfoundedness with the now empty arms of the caped crusader, Banana Man meanwhile got low to the floor and sweeped his leg under the criminal. "Bwah!" The henchman uttered in surprise as Banana Man tripped him onto his back.
Just as the burly henchman propped him up on his forearms to try and get back up, in his line of sight, Banana stuffed his hands into a different set of holsters on his utility belt; the criminal made a dumbfounded look as Banana Man pulled his hands back out that were now clenched into fists, and on both were banana knuckle rings. "Taste my Yellow Fists of Bananas!" Banana Man exclaimed as leaned down and threw a punch into the henchman's face with a loud splat, the henchman's head recoiled from the force of the punch and returned back with a stupefied face.
"That hurt, how did that manage to hurt me!?" The burly henchman cried out in befuddlement, only to earn another punch from Banana Man as he began to treat his head like a speed bag. "Justice shall always be painful to the criminal world! No matter the tool or technique used!" Banana Man boisterously responded back after finishing a few more jabs and stood up, the henchman now lay knocked out with a toonish dizzy face with stars circling his head.
With his fight finished with the burly henchman, Banana Man holstered his banana knuckle rings and made haste towards the train car doorway leading towards the next one and onward.
Outside The Mandarin Orange's Train
Timmy, disguised as Red Banana Boy, smiled in excitement as he flew his mini red banana helicopter; his hands firmly gripped the helicopter control stick as he piloted his aircraft, "This is awesome!" Timmy said as he flew his banana helicopter over to the next train car. From the roof of the red banana helicopter on the inside, a monitor screen lowered down in Timmy's peripheral vision. The monitor turned on to show Cosmo and Wanda in a butler and maid uniform respectively, Timmy brightened up with a smile directed to his fairy godparents as he flew his red banana helicopter.
"Cosmo, Wanda, this piloting thing is a breeze!" Timmy exclaimed in naive optimism.
Wanda was the first to break the news with a comforting smile, "Sweaty, that's because it is, it's a magically made helicopter, we made it so you'd manage to fly it without any difficulties." she reasoned with her fairy godchild
Cosmo meanwhile smiled brightly, "Yeah! Just think! If this was an actual helicopter, you'd crash and burn like that action film you watched with Ricky that one night!" The Fairy godparent pointed out helpfully, unaware of Timmy's thought's going back to how the vehicles in the action film would crash and explode into an unrealistic large explosion.
Timmy blinked momentarily and chuckled nervously as he focused back to 'piloting' his aircraft, "Thanks guys!" he responded back, glad that his fairy godparents had the forethought to always have his safety in mind. Timmy then piloted his red banana helicopter to fly sideways and follow Banana Man as the vigilante of banana justice fought through the next passenger train car filled with The Mandarin Orange's henchman. A flying orange missile zoomed passed Timmy's helicopter, narrowly missing his red banana helicopter. "Uh oh." Timmy remarked as he steered his aircraft to fly up and dodge another incoming elongated orange missile that was shot out from several train cars away.
"Right, gotta focus!" Timmy chided himself as he bobbed and weaved his red banana helicopter through more incoming orange missiles. "Hah!" Timmy shouted in triumph as he flew his helicopter forward, "You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn!" he taunted as he piloted his helicopter toward the train car with the missile turrets firing at him with orange missiles; However, just as Timmy flew his aircraft over the train, a minion climbed up from out of one of the passenger train cars. As Timmy flew his Helicopter forward, the minion, garbed in simple armor made out of orange peels, pulled out and fired a bola of oranges out of a bola launcher. The minon's aim struck true and Timmy's main helicopter propellers became tangled and stopped in place.
Timmy slapped his face and pushed his seat ejector to abandon his aircraft as it fell out of the sky, "I have got to stop getting ahead of myself like that." he said in embarrassment as he deployed a parachute and floated down. As Timmy drifted down on his parachute, he perked up as he witnessed Banana Man climb up from out of the passenger car he was previously fighting the Mandarin Orange's henchmen in. The vigilante held out his arms to catch Timmy as the Train passed under the boy. Timmy fiddled with his harness before unclasping his buckles at the right moment, he felt the rush of wind pick up as he freefalled through the air. With a rough landing, Banana Man caught Timmy out of the air into his arms.
"Nice catch, Banana Man!" Timmy exclaimed joyfully as Banana Man allowed him to hop down to the platforms between the connected passenger train cars.
Hopping back down on his own as well, Banana man grabbed for the door handle of the next passenger train car, he faced Timmy with a proud look. "The Arms of Justice will always prevail, young Banana Lad!" The vigilante boisterously exclaimed as he pulled out a handful of bananas from his utility belt, all were fashioned to look like throwing stars. "Follow my lead!" he bravely announced before charging into the passenger train car through the doorway, the entire car was filled to the brim of minions wielding squirt guns with concentrated orange juice. "Have at thee ne'er-do-wells! Hyah!" Banana Man shouted as he began throwing his bananas into the nozzles of the weapons aimed at him, while using the number of minions to his advantage by keeping himself out of the line of sight from the minions further back.
Timmy meanwhile smiled is he brought up his arm and pressed a button on his utility wristband, a large canon popped out and fired a blast of banana yogurt into the masses in the far back; the direct effect caused the minions in the back to cry out in surprise and annoyance from being covered in thick yogurt, much of them got plenty in their eyes and rendered them momentarily blind while Banana Man fought his way through the cluster of minions.
Turner's Residence
Vicky couldn't deny she was now extremely invested in watching the news coverage of The Mandarin Orange's train, the twerp had left to watch the rest in his room, giving her the opportunity to cook up her own popcorn and not bother with yelling at the twerp to get his own. With a fist full of popcorn, Vicky tossed a few kernels into her mouth and chewed as she watched the news.
"And what's this? It seems Banana Man has a sidekick!" Skyhopper shouted as the news coverage caught footage of a mini helicopter flying in and aided Banana Man. "It looks like a Red Banana helicopter!"
Vicky scoffed in incredulousness, "Where are all these weirdos coming from!?" she asked before deciding to not question it further and just enjoy some high speed train fights.
Dimmsdale Outer City Limit Roads
The convoy of the police force and swat teams eventually reached an off ramp exit that took them to a road that'd eventually run adjacent to the railway track and cross paths with it, with that in mind, the police and swat teams sped forward. Within Commissioner Ramsay's vehicle, the man held his hand radio up to his head, "Say that again, A red what?" he hollered over the loud sirens wails of the police vehicles.
"I repeat, this is Deputy Lamb of Team Sauce, I am getting a visual of a Mini Helicopter in the fashion of a Red Banana."
Commissioner Ramsay brought his hand radio away from his ear to look at it puzzlingly, before speaking into it tiredly. "Deputy Lamb, can you get a visual on who's piloting the helicopter?" he inquired.
"Sir…yes…getting a visual…I believe it's a red banana boy sidekick!"
Ramsay slapped his face in exhaustion before dragging it down with an incredulous expression, "What's going on with this city!?" he asked himself.
Mandarin Orange's Train
Banana Man exited out of the train car with Red Banana Boy in tow, on the inside were roughed up and knocked out minions of the Mandarin Orange; Just as they crossed the flatbed train car that was next after the passenger train car they were fighting the minions in, the next train car forward up ahead had its roof open up with a large cannon coming out of the top opening. As the train began to round around a cliffside towards Dimmsdale, Banana man picked Timmy up and leapt off of the train to the side to avoid a blast of orange juice from the cannon, "Hang tight young lad!" Banana man requested from Timmy as he used his banana cape to soar through the air.
Timmy was not sure what the game plan was for Banana man to leap off of the runaway train, they'd end up trailing behind if they didn't have anything to use to catch up with the train. "What now, Banana Man?" Timmy asked as he was carried off through the air by the caped crusader, "How are we gonna reach the front car now?" he continued asking.
"Fret not, Red Banana boy!" Banana hollered over the howling wind as they soared through the air with his banana cape acting as a glider, "A hero must always come prepared!" he declared while he pushed a button on his utility built, shortly after a jetwing plane soared down out of the clouds of the night sky and under the two soar caped crusaders of Banana Justice. "On the ready!" Banana man declared as the Banana jetwing aircraft soared under the two and its top popped open for them to drop into. "Ready? He hollered out.
Timmy looked down,smiled excitedly and shouted, "Ready!" he hollered back, prompting Banana man to allow them to drop into the two seated cockpit of his jetwing. With Timmy in the back and Banana man up front now piloting the aircraft, the hatch closed them off from the outside world and allowed the caped crusader to fly up and catch up with the Mandarin Orange's train. "Take up the banana missile controls, young lad!" Banana man in a boisterous voice requested from Timmy as he flew his Banana themed aircraft towards the train car they jumped off from.
In the back seat of the cockpit with Timmy, a screen with controls popped out of the back of Banana Man's seat; A set of buttons and joystick were present for Timmy to aim with and use as a method to control the aircraft's banana missiles. Banana man spoke up as the jetwing was soon upon the train car they had leapt off from, "The Mandarin Orange's cannon is within sight, Red Banana Boy, aim true your righteous potassium of Justice!" Banana man announced with a boisterous tone.
Timmy grinned as he took the controls in his reach, and aimed at the cannon that once blasted orange juice at them. "I got them in my sights!" He announced excitedly and pressed the trigger button. With two loud 'whooshes', two missiles launched out from the wings of the Banana Jetwing; as the missiles flew towards the orange juice cannon that was just now aiming up at Banana Man's aircraft, the launched missiles opened up at their tips and out came a jumble of spinning bananas that flew towards the orange juice cannon like a flying group of boomerangs that flew together through the air. Just as the Orange juice cannon was about to charge up and shoot its payload, the flying bananas splatter all over and into the mouth of the cannon with loud splats; the cannon bulged and buckled from being unable to fire and exploded into a shower of orange juice.
Back from within the cockpit of the banana aircraft, Timmy saw the action through his aiming screen. "Cool!" he shouted in excitement while Banana Man continued to fly his banana jetwing through the air, "What now, Banana man?" Timmy asked the caped crusader of justice.
Banana Man in the meanwhile flew his aircraft over to the frontmost passenger train car, "Now we dispense Banana justice!" he declared as he pressed a few buttons on his control panel, and soon the aircraft was set to auto pilot. "Be ready to drop down!" he announced to Timmy. Timmy hardened his eyes with an excited look, "Ready as ever, Banana Man!" he responded back.
Inside the Mandarin Orange's personal passenger train car
The heinous villain known as he Mandarin Orange was angrily pacing back and forth in front of his opulent chair in the style of oranges, "Confound it!" he cursed aggravatingly as he gritted his teeth in anger, "What's taking so long for them to take out one man in a stupid suit of bananas?" he asked out loud to himself while he continued to pace around. The Mandarin Orange's attention was soon brought up to the roof of his personal train car, two thumps echoed followed by the sight of the roof being cut open in a circle with a plasma torch. "What? Impossible!" the villain declared as he backed away from where the hole in the roof was being made.
To announce the duo's entrance for the Mandarin Orange, Banana Man stood upright with his fists at his sides with a smirk directed at the villain with Red Banana boy mirroring the hero. "Nothing is impossible!" Banana man began saying, "For banana justice never rests, never stops, never gives up!" the caped crusader declared.
The Mandarin Orange curled his lips in anger, before smirking in triumph when he backed away and reached his chair to push a button on it; at the press of the button, in from behind the two heroes streamed in the villain minions. The minions encircled around the duo with weapons of all types in hand, the Mandarin Orange crowed in triumph as the heroes were surrounded at all sides. "Now you're surrounded and stuck in here with nowhere to escape!" he challenged the heroes with a smirk.
While Timmy was starting to be unsure of himself in their current situation, he was brought out of his funk when Banana Man laughed. "Fools! It is not us that is stuck in here with you, but it is you that is stuck inside here with us!" he boisterously declared before he pulled out a pair of banana nunchucks, and tossed the spare to Timmy. "Whattah!" he made a war cry as he began swinging the nunchucks around him as a show of force of his skill with the weapon, meanwhile Timmy caught on to the idea and whispered something into his shoulder; a second later, a silent poof of magic allowed Timmy to engage in the same expertise act of wielding the banana nunchucks with Banana Man.
Once both heroes stopped showing off their prowess with the banana nunchucks, The Mandarin Orange angrily pointed at the duo. "Destroy them! There's only two of them!" he yelled, prompting the minions circling around the caped crusading hero duo to charge in at a couple at a time.
(play everybody was kung fu fighting)
With Banana Man, two thuggish minion attempted to dive and grab the hero, only for the hero to swung his banana nunchucks upwards at the closest minion; the hero struck true and hit the minion on his jaw from below, Banana man followed up the attack by swinging the nunchucks around and down onto the head of the minion. "Yah!" the hero exclaimed in a kung fu yell, before having leap over the second minion that was going for his legs in an attempt to trip him; Banana man slammed his heels onto the back of the minion, eliciting a yell of pain from the man. To finish the minion off via knocking him out, the caped crusader of banana justice swung his banana nunchucks around and slammed his weapon into the head of the minion with a thunk/splat sound. "Whah!" exclaimed Banana Man.
Meanwhile with Timmy, the young boy was ducking and swinging his banana nunchucks around; he was avoiding the punches and kicks thrown his way; "Yah!" Hollered Timmy as he leapt and spun around with his nunchucks to hit the heads of the minions gathered around him. "Heeyah!" Timmy screamed out with an excited smile while he swung his weapon around and attacked the legs of the minions after landing back down to the floor, the thugs that surrounded Timmy dropped to the floor in pain after having their shins hit. "Wah!" Timmy yelled out as he swung his nunchucks around and stopped to gesture for the remaining minions to keep coming.
Back with Banana Man, the caped hero swung his leg up and swung it down to heel kick into an incoming minion's face, "Kiyaah!" the hero bellowed out after attacking the minion, said minion dropped to the floor to pass out from the pain; Banana man soon ducked from a punch swung at his head from behind, and circled around to swung his banana nunchucks up at the crotch of the thug that tried to punch him in the back of the head. The minion screamed out and held the space between his legs, Banana man promptly swung his feet around while he was ducking and tripped the minion over on his face. The hero swiftly stood up and blocked an incoming swing of a metal bar of another minion, using the chainlinks that connected the banana nunchucks together, Banana man had blocked and wrapped his weapon around the offending weapon; using the tension of his weapon wrapped around the metal bar, the caped banana crusader pulled the minion in and headbutted the guy and disoriented the man into releasing his grip. With the minion stumbling backward, Banana man used the opportunity to toss the metal bar aside and swung a side kick into the minion's head; with a yelp of pain, the thug was sent flying into the rest of the minions still leftover.
Timmy on the other hand was still fighting off more minions, but the young caped crusader of justice was having a ball of a time as he used his magically given kung fu moves to dispatch the minions around him; "Hah!" Timmy yelled as he swung his banana nunchucks around and continued to dispatch more minions around him. "Have at thee, there's enough for everyone!" he boisterously announced after putting down two more thugs via leaping up and whacking them upside the head with his given weapon.
"Retreat!" Chorused the minions as they cowed away to the entrance they came in from, the two heroes triumphantly smiled and turned to face the Mandarin Orange; the Villain in the meanwhile was glowering at the heroes while he sat from his chair, he however smiled deviously and pressed another button on his chair. "You may have won the battle, Banana man, but not the war!" he exclaimed, before the glass wall closed him off from the duo, and the roof opened up. "I'll have my revenge, mark my words!" he yelled, before his chair jettisoned off into the night sky.
Meanwhile with Timmy, he looked up with a troubled look. "Banana man, what now! He escaped!" he pointed out, the caped crusader of banana justice however, laughed it off and marched towards the glass wall. "Come Red Banana Boy, justice will claim him one day, but for now, we must stop this train!" he exclaimed proudly, with not a lick of worry that the villain managed to escape.
From Ricky's perspective as Banana Man, the Mandarin would be brought to justice, but the most important issue was to halt the train from reaching Dimmsdale.
As the Duo approached the glass wall, Banana man took out a banana from his utility belt, and stabbed it into the glass; the hero dragged the banana around in a circle, until he made a complete circle with it on the glass wall. Banana man and gestured for Timmy to do the honors, "Kick away, young Red Banana boy!" he declared.
With the Dimmsdale police/swat force
Within the vehicle of Deputy Fieri and Commissioner Ramsay, from the commissioner's perspective as his deputy was driving the police vehicle along with the others around him on the freeway towards the train tracks; Ramsay could see in the distance on the railway that the train was in sight and it was slowing down with evidence of it being forcibly being stopped going by the sparks flying on the metal wheels on each train car. Commission Ramsay brought up his hand radio to call in his eyes in the sky, "Deputy Lamb, What's your visual?" he asked through his hand radio.
"Sir, I am seeing men fleeing the train as it is coming to a stop…wait…I'm seeing…sir, I believe Banana Man also owns a banana jet, and he is now leaving the scene."
Commissioner Ramsay ignored the fact that Banana man now had a jet of all things, in the fashion of a banana to boot, he had orders to give out to arrest the fleeing criminals associated with the Mandarin Orange. "Deputy Lamb and Team sauce, ignore the jet for now, focus on the escaping criminals, we need eye witness testimonies and someone to spill the beans on who Mandarine Orange is." he announced into his hand radio.
"Roger that."
With his piece said and as the convoy of police and swat teams were catching up to the slowing down train of the Mandarin Orange, Deputy Fieri glanced over at Ramsay as he steered the vehicle towards the train on the train tracks. "Are…are we just gonna ignore the fact that Banana man has a banana jet airplane?" he asked.
With an exasperated look, the commissioner glanced back at his deputy, "It's been a weird night already with a Mandarin Orange themed villain, I want to deal with one crazy at a time." he implored.
Deputy Fieri shrugged as the convoy soon caught up with the trains as he soon came to a screeching halt, with swat and cop SUVs chasing down the fleeing minions of the Mandarin Orange. "Point." he simply responded back as the two exited out of the vehicle once Deputy Fieri parked it aside for them to leave the vehicle, and for the Commissioner to begin delegating out orders for the place to be cordoned off and several other orders.
Timmy's Room
After the two caped crusaders of Banana justice parted ways, Timmy wished himself back home and was now laying on his bed with an exhausted but satisfied look on his face. "That was just as awesome as fighting alongside the Crimson Chin!" Timmy exclaimed as he hopped off his bed to wash up.
Meanwhile with Wanda and Cosmo as they floated in the air while watching Timmy's wished up television, glanced over at his fairy wife with a smile once Timmy was out of ear shot. "Hey, should we tell Timmy that it was Ricky the whole time as Banana man?!" He excitedly asked his wife.
Wanda gave her fairy husband a disapproving frown, "I don't think that'd be the right thing to do Cosmo, and besides, much like the rule with us not allowed to tell about other fairy godchildren to our own, Da Rules also say we can't divulge a heroes secret identity either." She berated Cosmo with a shake of her head.
Cosmo had a dumbfounded look on his face before he looked back at his wife, "Which rule was that again?" he asked Wanda quizzically.
Wanda held her wand out and poofed her rule book into existence, then opened it up to read it. "Says right here, it's called the Shaun Lee rule." she pointed out.
Cosmo blinked before brightening up, "Oh hey, we had him as our fairy godchild, didn't we?"
Wanda smiled back at her husband, "For humans, it was quite a while ago." she thought back to their hall of famous good godchildren they had in their home.