It's a dark and stormy night when Jarvis tetch wakes was a start in a cold dank basement, the last thing he remembers is Michael walking up to him and then nothing
he looks around to see his surroundings look like a stereotypical ancient science laboratory, complete with a metal slab facing away from him covered by white sheet, he grabs his head to squeeze away the fading headache when he noticed was a shock that his hand is sticky and it smells familiar
it smells like brain fluids, 1,000 horrible scenarios run through his head of what Michael had made him do
his scenario Montage it stopped at scenario number 55 when the man he was thinking about is suddenly in front of him his purple suit as perfect as always, just like everything about him is perfect
"why was I handling brains with my bare hands" the blonde asks after Gathering his wits
the Cheshire Cat grin on the brunettes face only widens as he responds, " because you were helping me in creating something very special" he trips out and let me show you as he walks over to the metal slab
the short blonde scampers over to see what Horrors he has helped create, and as the Veil lifts he sees not some sort of monster but the face of a child
" this my friend will be my son, and his name shall be Gregory" the brunette says in a matter of fact tone
the blonde realize in horror that the brain he was handling with the brain of a child, but before he can question where he even got that brain the cat like brunette quills his fears
"don't worry the child who got it from was already dead, and it's the only piece of my creation that's organic"
the confused Hatter only gets out a hum before the brunette presses a piece of Flash on the boy's neck that seems to sink in more than it should, and with that the boys eyes open his eyes dark between the two men before landing squarely on the brunette and letting out a shaky "f- father"
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Later in the kitchen of Michael's house do you ever sits at a table, also at the table is the rest of the dork Squad, and also Michael's husband Jeremy
turns out the not entirely organic comment Michael made was indicating that all but the brain of his new child was made of robotics, which is being shown very obviously by Michael's only fully Flesh and Blood child, a daughter named Vanessa losing terribly at arm wrestling with the newly existing boy
Jarvis knows he should be having an existential crisis about (if unconsciously) helping in the committing of a Frankenstein but honestly he doesn't care if everyone in this situation is happy then it's okay
so he just sits at the table and eats the macaroni that Jeremy graciously gave them
