Jonathan panted slightly as with one final hard pull, he pulled the body bag down the final step to the basement, we caught his breath he threw the body into the center of the basement and gingerly walked over to it. He unzipped the bag to see list steel cooling corpse of a dentist that lived in the apartment complex next to the Haberdashery he worked at, the man's face was stuck in a Eternal rictus grin caused by the large amounts of laughing gas he inhaled causing him to suffocate on his own laughter, has Jonathan continued to pull the man's body out of the bag he thought of sweet sweet Harley and how better her life is going to be now that this waste of breath had finally died. Jonathan himself was not attracted to Harley but he really hated seeing her miserable with this man, plus Jonathan thanks Now that he's dead I finally got up food for the person I love
and almost like it heard his thoughts, a figure emerges from the Shadows of the basement, when it comes into the light the figure is much shorter than Jonathan and has a very kind face. The only thing odd about the figure is the three or four medium-sized red and white polka dotted mushrooms emerging from his hair, which is a ruby shade a red, when the Man's eyes look upon the corpse they begin to dilate was obvious hunger but before the man can do anything Jonathan begin speaking " now darling, you know you have to take off your clothes before you begin eating we don't want that nice shirt I bought for you getting stained" Jonathan points to the shirt the man is wearing which is a t-shirt that has a bunny with cordyceps mushrooms emerging from its forehead, Jonathan made this shirt for the creature that stands in front of him and would not like it getting stained," okay" the creature says with a pout as it begins removing the shirt and laying it gingerly on one of the chairs, the creature looks impatiently at Jonathan who gives a smirk and pushes the man over to the creature who was a smile opens his mouth to will be your two drawers filled with sharp teeth, I was a sickening squelch the creature begins to dig into it's meal
much later after the creature has been cleaned of the mess it made and put a shirt back on, it sits with Jonathan in front of the television watching gardening channels is Jonathan eats TV dinner the consist a lukewarm spaghetti, " so Cordy you think of a new name for yourself" Jonathan asks the creature next to him, after a couple seconds of thought it gives an answer " I've been looking through this host bodies memories" the creature gestures to the body it inhabits " and I believe his name is Jarvis, so I'm going to take his name, you may refer to me as Jarvis". Jonathan looks at the creature now calling itself Jarvis and smiles," will Jarvis we won't have to worry about hiding you anymore seeing as the host body you have is human and all we have to do to cover up the protrusions" Jonathan points to the mushrooms" is to get you a hat would you be easy to find seeing as you've nested yourself in the basement of a haberdashery i work at" Jonathan looks away from the creature for second before remembering something" that reminds me did you find that host body of yours" Jarvis thanks for a second before answering" I found him in an Alleyway, apparently he overdosed on something, it was pretty easy to worm my way into his brain cavity, but it did take a little bit of genetic fiddling to give him the right sort teeth needed for tearing into Flash, I put the old teeth in a jar for keepsake" Travis gets up on the couch and goes over to a shelf picking up a jar when it's brought over into the light of the television Jonathan can clearly see it's filled with teeth." cool" Jonathan says before unpausing the TV and continuing to eat his lukewarm spaghetti
a couple years later Jonathan was having a talk with Harley," oh Johnny ever since jack disappeared my life just gotten better I put myself back on the love market and I found this very nice botanist lady with the most loveliest red hair, you should meet her Johnny she's the best" Harley pauses as she takes a swig of the Coco Jonathan made for her before continuing" speaking of love how Jarvis been" Jonathan takes a swig of his own Coco before answering" Jarvis and I have been doing good in our little home, you should really visit sometime Harley, is the greenest loveliest place two Lover's could ask for" Jonathan says with a sigh thinking of his favorite person in an apron making dinner for him," and guess what Harley" Jonathan says," what what Johnny what is it" Harley says a note supplies in her voice" me and Jarvis we had twins" Jonathan said letting out another dreamy side as he thought of watching his offspring sprouting their caps from the soil in the backyard feeding on the blood he spilled on the soil, as as darling spouse and there eldest Offspring drink glasses of blood," congratulations Johnny, I'll try to save up some money so me and Pam can come visit with a present for the kids" Harley say beaming as she finished her Coco and wait for Jonathan has he left and drove back to his beloved spouse, as Jonathan drove he pulled up to a homeless man and told him to get into the back, before long Jonathan was parked and pulling the man who he chloroformed on the way home into the basement to be drained of all of us blood, besides it was suppertime and as the man of the house he was duty-bound to get some food for his favorite fungi