Stewart Carter Winthorp III or ghoul as his friend called him, sat in his boyfriend's living room being stared down like prey by his boyfriend's parents, taking a deep breath Stewart decided to break the silence with a friendly conversation " so Mister c, what do you think of the criminals nowadays?, I mean crime must have been really different back in your day right" the object of his inquiry only deep into the Grimace on his face before saying " I don't like the criminals nowadays, first of all they rely too much on the newfangled Tech of this generation, back in my day any villain worth a damn knew how to throw a punch or shoot a gun at least, a real gun, not one of these glorified laser pointers of your day and age boy" Stewart is about to try to change the subject but Jonathan continues " second of all, none of the villains nowadays have any lasting impact on this god-forsaken city, yeah they might get talked about in the street, maybe even discussed on television if they're lucky, after that they're just forgotten by time, criminals back in my day are remembered even now, how many times have you heard people talk about me or my husband, he'll that freaky Juggalo gang you apart of just proves my point" Jarvis puts a hand on Jonathan's shoulder but Jonathan continues " and speaking of you, you're not a super Criminal kid, you're just a teenager rebelling against his parents, but if you want to be a super criminal here's some advice" Jonathan stands up angrily from a chair and Stomps over to Stewart before him and continuing to speak " use any trauma you may have and something you good at and use that to make an impression on the teeming sheepish masses of this rat infested City".
Stuart takes that as a prompt to say something is good at and and responds " I'm good at chemistry" Jonathan looks him dead in the eyes before a genuine smile split his lips and he says " ever think about making fear toxin" Stewart shakes his head no , and Jonathan continues" well I'm going to have to teach you since if you play cards right kid, You're going to be my son-in-law someday"
Jarvis spits out some of the tea he was drinking before spluttering " Jonathan!", and just at that moment Louis steps in and also starts spluttering " dad! oh my God", Jonathan starts laughing uproariously if you're wiping a laughter tear from his eye and saying to his son " you should be happy I accept this little hooligan dating you, son" Jonathan says as he puts an arm around Stewart and ruffles his hair, Louis just gives an exasperated sigh and waves Stewart to follow him to the door, Fort Stewart can take it easy steps he suddenly spend around to look his boyfriend's parents in the eyes and the blond one start speaking " listen here young man, you better bring our son home by dinner" the man pause for second and leans in closer to Stewart to whisper something in his ear " because if you don't, me and my husband are going to gut you like a fish, feed your intestines to a guard dog, stuff and Mount Your Head On The Wall, and cook and eat your gutless, headless body" the blond then leans back with a jovial smile, thanks Jonathan says with a chuckle in his voice " he's just pulling your leg kid, we'd give your stuff head to our a son to keep as a Memento of you" the silence that follows is broken by Lewis poking his head back into the house and yelling " hey Stewart you coming or not"
when Stewart and Louis are in the car Louis looks over to him and gets annoyed look in his eyes " don't tell me my parents gave you that talk right, listen Stewart, they didn't mean any of it, they just said that cuz they was worried about me" Lewis put a comforting of hand into Stewart's before starting the car and driving to their theater date
